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artkaninchenbau · 5 months

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went*#Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

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yellowistheraddest · 4 months

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conform to their stupidity my boy...

#LOSER LOSER MAN UGH DIE LOSER MAN YOU ARE SO CRINGE #one piece #one piece fanart #fanart #myellowart #trafalgar law #soul king brook #op brook #sanji #nami #luffy #nico robin

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lorenzlund · 6 months

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Er-folgreiche the-aged-Ar***-'isst!-Unordnung!!

A happy Christmas!! (... -mess); 'R = gewöhnlich für: Arsch, der, auch 'großer ...'; C = the (engl., der, die das); h, Buchstabe aus dem Engl., für: aged one, der bereits leicht ältere Mann (dieses Alter setzt bei ihm schon mit bereits Mitte 30 ganz oft ein, so die Behauptung), What a big mess!!

... und dass auch ihr mit den Einkaufstüten voller Geschenke nach dem Weihnachtsshopping bald genauso gut in der Straße wiederentdeckt und aufgefunden werdet von anderen auf dem Nachhauseweg zu den auch eigenen Liebsten!! *Solche Art von sehr überraschenden Geschenken gerade um Weihnachten herum selbst für Schriftsteller wie mich, man machte gerade sie mir zuletzt immer wieder sehr regelmäßig auch! Ich bin sie gewohnt!

'Die Remmos als Clan-Brüder übergeben für diesen mit der Staatsanwaltschaft vereinbarten 'Deal' ihre Beute aus dem Grünen Gewölbe und wertvollen Diamanten. Ein Teil der Steine fehlt bereits. Aber das gehört mit zum Deal. Auch wer sie jetzt vielleicht stattdessen hat oder besitzt, erscheint dabei vor Gericht gänzlich unwichtig! Sie müssen niemand Drittes vor Gericht unnötig mit ihren Aussagen belasten!! *Selbst dann bräuchten sie dass so nicht tun, gehörte dieser Dritte der Polizei vielleicht erstmals sogar gleich selber mit an, wie zum Beispiel ein von ihr auf den Clan bereits im Vorfeld mehrfach angesetzter verdeckter Ermittler und oder Spitzel!' (aus der aktuellen Presse)

'Gelegenheit schafft Diebe!!!' Ihre Polizei (Die Polizei unternimmt den Versuch sie will die Bevölkerung aufklären!). *Der großzügig anderen weitergereichte und gewährte Tipp - als angeblich nie wiederkehrender 'günstiger Gelegenheit' mitsamt detailliertem sogar auch Bauplan wie Gebäudezugängen.

'Bei häuslicher Gewalt haben wir es immer zugleich auch mit Straftaten zu tun. Täter müssen dafür in Verantwortung genommen werden. Das ist auch kein Problem von vielleicht nur einzelnen oder Einzelpersonen, sondern gesellschaftliche Gesamtaufgabe!

Gesegnete Weihnacht! : hochsendend plus nackter Hintern plus das Ei, egg (engl.); auch: his ball, the Male oder Mann (dt.), Buchstabe M trad. für Full moon (auf den Kopf gestelltes M ähnelt seinen beiden Hälften). Signed. etw. kennzeichnen, signieren, besser auffindbar machen, (sch)henken.

"Frohes Sylvester!!" : lll kranker ass (engl.) od. Hintern, gehört erneut einem oder zum eitlem männlichen Pfau (Einzelbuchstabe "V"), Sylvesterböller oder Rakete, die Böllerei, lauter von hinten losgehender Böller, V1 und V2 bestimmt für oder adressiert an sogar das damalige London!! sogen. Raketen-Angriffskrieg : dieser erfolgte dann gegen den eigenen "kranken" - oder erneut als stark krank empfundenen auch eigenen - Direkt-Nachbarn oder Staat mitsamt auch dessen Bevölkerung. *gegen England und London geführte damalige Luftschläge blieben nahezu wirkungslos. Hingegen erwiesen sich jene welche auch die Gegenseite (mit der Royal Air Force) auf deutsche Städte wie Dresden führte als die erheblich effektiveren! Immer wieder kam es dabei zu grossflächigen Zerstörungen und tausenden von zivilen Toten! Es wurde schlicht diesmal mehr dabei herumgeböllert als sonst! Der Engländer selber meinte er es ersichtlich mit seinen Gegen-Angriffen noch ernst!

der Psychiater : ab, weg! + sick Ei-ater; die moderne app des sogar auch internets.

*fast immer wird auch er dann mit hinzugerufen werden, der auch Psychiater, von der notleidenden Bevölkerung eines solchen Landes.

die Bier-Brauerei : der 'Bi-' (als doppelt veranlagter Mann) + ein Er, 'bi' + 'Arsch' ('r, 'R), das 'Au(aweh) für das Ei!' Letzteres gehört dann erneut dem oder einem Mann.

'Wir lieben Gelb'. Die Bi-Pfau-Gay oder BVG (Berliner Verkehrsbetriebe : der Pfau, V1 und V2 + Er + der (Bi-) und sein Trieb. 'Wir suchen Farter-innen'!! (*Zeitgleich mit abgebildet auf dieser Werbung sind sowohl die weiße Bewerberin und Mitteleuropäerin neben auch einem männlichen Farbigen als ebenfalls möglichem Kandidaten. Eine andere ebenfalls häufig verwendete Variante lautete nicht selten schon auch so: 'Wir suchen Dich'.) Verkehrsministerium, das ... (auch DDR). Im Stau feststecken. Das 'Wildschwein' (auch: 'die männliche Sau'). (if) an, at A***, die Fanta.

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themetalhiro · 9 months

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Its a short walk back to the ship,, if you have to walk at all. 🍻

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thebibliosphere · 4 months

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I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.

#gotham knights game #I'm now incorporating this into all my Tim headcanons across the multiverse #twice a week as part of maintaining his Normal Teenager Identity #he streams random shit on YouTube/Twitch #he's got the full gamer set up in the background #LED lights around the ceiling and walls #rainbow keyboard/headset #mini fridge filled with Monster Energy Drinks #(other streamers have 'take a shot' prompts in chat. his audience has 'drink water before you die')#whenever he hosts a charity stream Bruce makes an appearance in chat via the official Wayne Enterprises account #and promises to match whatever they raise #and then hangs about for a bit to cheer Tim on #he's the epitome of 'are ya winning son?' meme #meanwhile off screen #Tim's keeping an eye on a seperate monitor #and helping Babs run remote ops #if his stream suddenly dies (which is does fairly often) he blames it on the Manor having shitty wifi #and that tracks #it's an old house #it's probably FILLED with lead and dead signal spots #in reality Tim killed the stream because Red Robin is needed #and no one will ever know

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homolobotomized · 8 months

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zoro's inability / unwillingness to conceptualize a world without / after luffy in fics already feels like coughing up a ten pound blood clot and then i remember he says shit like this in canon and i actually pass out from blood loss and die

like genuinely why would he say this to me .

#op #one piece #zoro #zolu #zoluposting #shut up homo #HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!#hi guys since ure here 😁 read step 1: die by ao3 user swordsmans NOWWW

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mintypsii · 9 months

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yk adorable group hug and luffy moment aside, did zoro just kick the ground . after he was hugged . is this show even real

sorry but the way nami went 🤨🏳️‍🌈 TWICE

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fluffyartbl0g · 1 year

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Holy crap this is like world record breaking pace guys

Speedrun/Time Travel AU masterlist

#speedrun au #one piece #time travel au #op fanart #sabo #monkey d. luffy #portgas d. ace #asl brothers #time travel aus are my favourite trope for any fandom's fanfic #but this especially is why i want it for one piece #because I needed ace to die in canon. luffy NEEDED to get that wake up call and his whole crew NEEDED badly to get stronger #but ace is so much more than just a plot device for luffy... he was a person who was loved by so many people because #he made so many people happy #if luffy and his crew travelled back in time... they wouldn't need to worry anymore about their strength #Ace could live you know....#He could meet sabo while he was an adult #sabo could meet ACE while he was an adult #ALSO SIDE NOTE BUT SABO ALSO REMEMBERS THE TIME TRAVEL SHENANIGANS!!! but def not as well as any of the strawhats #i think the thing he remembers most is what he felt when he regained his memories in the first timeline #u guys... this comic was so vivid in my mind i HAD to draw it out... like i was planning on doin other time travel au comics before #but like I HAD to draw this because i had such intense ASL feelings #I tried to think if Ace would just start cussing sabo out cause like WHY DID YOU LET US THING U WERE DEAD ; - ;??? WHY DIDNT U CONTACT US??#but i think ace is really tired... like he's been worrying about luffy... and suddenly his brother starts uncharacteristically start #full out bawling in his arms... and he's really confused right now but both of his brothers are here and they're both crying #so there's really only one thing he can do #anyways i hope u enjoyed the comic #op spoilers #<- oops forgot to add that my b

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myriadmythology · 5 months

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Who’s a good boy? Who’s a lil’ shit?

#one piece #heart pirates #op penguin #op shachi #law put up this chart #the results never change #trafalgar law #trafalgardwaterlaw #just found out my canvases have been at the wrong dpi I wanna die

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emo-batboy · 8 months

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Things Battinson Totally Did During His First Year of University

Using Unhinged or Odd Things I Also Did as a College Freshman :D

Note: for this list, let’s believe Bruce was living in an (admittedly expensive and swanky) dorm because it is required for first-years, especially those entering at a young age, and Alfred told him he needed to make friends. Also yes I did every single thing on this list. I never claimed to be a role model

Bruce, to his TA: I’m so sorry I’m late to class. I gave blood a few hours ago and almost fainted on the way here, but it won’t happen again.

Signs up for a class called “Age of Dinosaurs” despite it not being required whatsoever and proceeds to work his entire schedule around it

Bruce: Your mental health is super important. If you think you should see the on-campus therapist, go see them. Friend: Fine. I’ll sign up for therapy if you sign up for therapy too. Bruce: Hold on-

Finds a loophole in his housing contract that allows him to get a pet frog, calls him kermit :)

Gets a second frog because Kermit was lonely, names it Constantine after Muppets Most Wanted, then realizes that they’re gay for each other. Wonders if the rainbow-colored rocks he got them triggered anything

Swings dramatically between calling Alfred every single day and ghosting him for weeks, cries when he realizes what he did

“Accidentally” joins the student body council, doesn’t know what he’s doing, gets re-elected anyway

Molds a dragon out of Laffy Taffy instead of doing his work

Bruce: *joins Honors, gets all A’s, takes the max amount of classes, has several minors, overachieves* Also Bruce: I’m a failure.

Breaks into a building after hours to study because NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AT THE LIBRARY

Bruce: I will not get seasonal depression this year. Bruce: *gets real and seasonal depression that year*

Meticulously schedules his day with a color-coded planner because if he sits down for too long, the thoughts will consume him

Gives a presentation to his rhetoric class on how much he likes Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse (it is 20 minutes long)

Successfully allocates funding from the student body council to pay for free feminine products in the dorms OUT OF SPITE because someone said it couldn't be done. fuck you, Andrew

Bruce: It is not an all-nighter if I go to sleep before my first class. Friend: It is 7:30am, the sun is in the sky, and your first class is at 12:30. Bruce: But I am getting sleep.

Refuses to go anywhere without his backpack because what if he needs three notebooks at once

Loses over 20 pounds because ✨stress✨ and scares the shit out of Alfred when he comes home for Thanksgiving

Argues with his TA over the one (1) question he got wrong on his Dinosaur exam

Bruce, calling Alfred: Hello father figure. How do I do taxes? Do I have to do them myself? Also, I think I’m having a panic attack.

Joins in on a charity arts-and-crafts project that gives kids books with matching activities made by volunteers, proceeds to commandeer the project because “it’s not color-blind friendly” and rewrites the instructions for everyone

Makes a murder wall

Goes to one (1) sports game and proceeds to leave in the first ten minutes because it’s way too loud wtf is wrong with people

Professor, addressing the lecture hall: I dare you to write an essay about these two sentences. Bruce: *writes an essay about six words, gets a 100, never even read the book*

Crawls into the ceiling for some alone time

Ghosts someone after a date because he’s too scared to tell them he didn’t know it was a date in the first place and now he feels bad

Classmate: How tf does he walk across campus that fast? I go in the same direction he does on my bike, and he’s always ahead of me. Bruce: *is gay sprinting to Dinosaur class*

Refuses to let others use his Favorite Pen TM

Constantly gets mistaken for a Grad Student because he is “so wise and mature” (bestie, that’s the autism)

Alfred: *casually mentions he got into a car accident through text* Bruce: *replies with a meme while hyperventilating because he doesn’t know what to do with that information??!*

Wears a suit to one of his finals

Regularly eats non-organic food for the first time in his life, proceeds to learn about several allergies Alfred forgot to mention he has

Writes “What is a Hot Pocket?” in calligraphy and proceeds to laugh his ass off alone in his dorm because he is so exhausted he’s reached the point of delusion

Locks himself out of his dorm right before class, frantically asks the floor group chat if someone can help, proceeds to tell the nice gay man on the floor who saved him “I love you” because his social skills have hit rock bottom

Makes a little music album display next to his desk for his favorite band (Nirvana) His friends call it a shrine, and they are technically correct

Has a blacklist of people he refuses to interact with because Reasons

Counselor: What do you want to do when you graduate? Bruce: *gestures vaguely*

Refuses to take the bus because there are people in there and he doesn’t like those

Loses one of his frogs, how tf did he do that, they’re fully aquatic, oh fuck, this is probably why they got rid of that loophole a year later because unbeknownst to Bruce, he accidentally started a frog revolution in the dorms, btw he SWEARS he did not mean to do that

Has two trash cans in his room: one for the Good Garbage, and one for the Bad Garbage. Only Bruce knows which is which

Bruce: *writes a creative piece about a ship’s final thoughts as it sinks, bringing its passengers down with it* TA: Absolutely lovely, Bruce, but are you okay?

Goes on Night Walks, keeps himself safe by maintaining a level 12 resting bitch face at all times

Earns the nickname “8th floor cryptid” after pacing the halls at 3am when it’s too cold for Night Walks (honestly tho how tf didn’t he get the nickname earlier?)

Bruce: Do you think a depressed person could do this? Bruce: *has a manic episode*

Okay that's all love you BYE

#cryptid Bruce Wayne #college au #does this count if op is the au #fully nocturnal unhinged madman Bruce but make him like 17 and full of crippling separation anxiety and autism #bruce would rather die than inconvenience a professor but hE KNOWS HIS DINOSAURS #Dino class was my fav one in uni hands down #yes i am insane thank you for asking #originally this was just going to be a normal list but I kept taking from my own experience then said “fuck it I'm the captain now��#one of these was a lie tho...the murder wall was third year :/#battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #batman 2022 #the batman #battinson needs a hug #dc universe #gotham #autistic bruce wayne

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neoninky · 5 months

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Meanwhile on the ENG TWST Ch 7 update…

Crowley: Everyone stop Draconia at once!! *chucks entire cast into battle without any consent whatsoever*

Inky’s team vs pre-Overblot Malleus:

UMMMMM SIR

#twisted wonderland #neoninky #imma gonna DIE #malleus OP AF draconia #diasomnia arc #twst ch 7 spoilers #diasomnia #how about no

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thunderon · 1 year

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mari is literally so funny she cannot read a room. she wakes up the morning after they all cannibalized their dead friend and looks at everyone sitting around in horror and disgust with themselves and goes “im guessing no one wants breakfast?” like girl that is the absolute funniest line you could have said. it’s also going under “reasons why mari is the frontrunner to be murdered by the group in a pit”. you fucking legend

#also ‘wilderness i hope shauna doesn’t die’ and everyone just turns to her like BRO #i LOVE HER #but at this rate we are not beating the pit girl allegations #op #yellowjackets #mari yellowjackets #do we have a last name??#bestof

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formulaonedirection · 7 months

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The Father