#disaster hales

[jade-bright]

Stiles: After I found out the Hale's were werewolves, my family and I took it upon ourselves to have as real and authentic interactions as we could with them. So that they could get a feel for our vibe you know Derek: You guys hung plastic mistletoe on almost every doorway in your house and said, "anyone caught under the mistletoe will have to fight whoever else is under it" Stiles: Mistlefoe :]

#derek hale #stiles stilinski #sterek #eternal sterek #stiles x derek #teen wolf #same age stiles and derek #incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect quotes #feral bastard stilinski family #stilinski family #disaster hales #hale family #incorrect sterek quotes

[hereforsterekcontent]

[after saying their goodbyes and love yous]

Derek: well aren't you going to hang up the phone?

Stiles: no way! You hang up!🥰😇🙈

Derek's emotionally stunted ass: *aight*

Stiles: no you hang u- hello?

Stiles: did he just...?

#sterek #disaster hales #i know that technically it's not true cuz he flirted with that police officer #but i still choose to believe that Derek can't flirt to save his life #he's also never had an actual relationship that *didn't* end in disaster #so stiles doesn’t take it to heart #he loves his awkward sourwolf #my stuff

[noyzinerd]

Stiles: Don't act like you weren't gone on me the moment I waltzed into your life.

Derek: It wasn't so much a waltz as it was frantic skittering across a roof at 4AM followed by the sound of an accordion falling down the stairs.

#sterek #teen wolf #derek hale #stiles stilinski #tyler hoechlin #dylan o'brien #mieczysław stiles stilinski #incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect teen wolf #Stiles is a chaos goblin #An absolute night gremlin #Derek is in love with a Looney Toon disaster #Stiles doesn't have a single subtle bone in his body

[belovedcarrion]

I hope that the teen wolf fandom has a sudden revival so that people can start writing new fics that aren't stuck in the mid-2000s found family dynamics that for some reason make Stiles into pack mom

like god it was one thing when I was reading it in a vacuum, but now that I've watched the show and actually understand Stiles and Derek as Characters it drives me crazy

I just want some freak4freak Sterek not this pack mom and dad bullshit. Derek grew up in a shack and doesn't understand how to act like a person and thinks his terrible jokes are the funniest and Stiles just gives off Serial Killer Waiting To Happen like no one else and the only reason he hasn't been put on All The Watchlists is because his dad is the sheriff

please let them be freaks together like they truly deserve

#my ramblings #please i just want to be able to read tw fics again #theyre both such disaster but for some reason people keep making one or both of them emotionally competent #its infuriating #teen wolf #derek hale #stiles stilinski #freak4freak #sterek

[daisycaulfield]

Rewatching teen wolf season 1 and I just came here to say again that I'm always gonna pretend the movie never existed. No one died after season 6. No one broke up with anybody. And also no random girl replaced Theo. Thiam totally happened and then they all lived happily ever after. Thank you very much.

#teen wolf #teen wolf movie was a disaster #stiles stilinski #lydia martin #stydia #derek hale #theo raeken #thiam

[disaster-reasonable-48]

SAXTON HALE GAMING

#disaster reasons #team fortress two #tf2 #team fortress 2 #saxton hale

[goldeneyedgirl]

seriously what the hell happened to the grain silo, i think it's the second time i read this in your fics 😭

I knew I used it somewhere else before STL, and I couldn't remember where but it's now a fixed point in Jasper's time in the South for all of my fics.

This is a very rough outline of what happened, and details could change in the future as I refine it.

So, I need you to imagine that this is around the time that Peter and Jasper become besties, they trust each other, they joke around, things are not yet Awful. Peter's no longer a newborn but still has a dose of impulsivity that hasn't yet worn off.

Maria sends them out to scout on a perfectly quiet night. They're joking and not taking it as seriously as they should because there's no reason to - no fresh scents, no evidence of enemies, just a night in the middle of nowhere. Peter suggests they run a little outside their territory, scope out an area Maria is interested in, before they report back.

So they venture down towards an old farm that's abandoned, trashed etc.

Big mistake. They're caught by scouts from another army (Mirabel's; I don't think Mirabel has been mentioned in anything posted yet but if she has, she's back) and there are way more of Mirabel's scouts than Jasper and Peter, and they recognise Jasper.

The smart thing to do would be to get the fuck back onto Maria's territory, head straight back for backup and deal with these scouts. But no one ever accused Peter of being smart.

So Peter barrels towards the farm, figuring they can use it for cover, or at least get the high ground for the upcoming fight. Jasper goes after him, already realising this is a terrible idea. The scouts follow them.

Fighting occurs, several farm buildings are wiped out, and ultimately, the silo is the last thing standing. Both Peter and Jasper have some bites, are frustrated, and the last three scouts are being difficult. So they climb the grain silo.

This thing is so old. It's been abandoned for years, somehow survived a fire, and is no longer water-tight. It is powerfully unsafe for a human.

Peter is perched at the top and Jasper is still climbing, uneasy by the smell coming from decades of rotten, mouldy grain, and how structurally unsound it is.

And just as Jasper reaches the top, ready to put Peter on a leash for the next decade, the silo lets out a groan and collapses. Well, Jasper and Peter fall *into* the silo as it tips.

It's a very interesting smell, they are smothered in the dark surrounded by rotting grain and free-falling, and Jasper knows exactly how dangerous the situation is - they are essentially sitting ducks. The sound it makes as it hits the ground is heard right back at Maria's base.

Of course, the scouts figure they've basically won, they just have to kill Jasper and Peter inside the silo, so they go in to trap them.

Only to have both Peter and Jasper silently drag them under the grain and behead them like some kind of nightmare fuel grain shark.

It would be terrifying; you think you've cornered your enemy, you climb inside this busted silo to see your future victims and suddenly an arm grabs you and pulls you under and that's all she wrote. You die with a mouthful of mouldy grain and the realisation that it doesn't matter how stupid the situation is, the Major of Monterrey will win every time.

One of the scouts does put up a decent fight with Peter which basically ends with Peter, Jasper and the Scout slipping and sliding inside the silo, trying to get traction long enough to not die and kill the other guy. Very slapstick.

So Peter and Jasper climb out of the silo, smelling fascinating and covered with mould and muck and grain, and Jasper is not amused as they gather the parts to burn.

As they stand around the fire, Peter breaks the silence and goes "So..."

"We never speak of this again. No one will ever find out about this."

They do have to tell Maria that the farm she wanted is decimated and blame Mirabel's scouts. They had nothing to do with it, they just killed the scouts. Who even knows what went down. Not them.

It takes a little bit of time for Jasper to be amused by that incident, and by the time he's joined the Cullens, he thinks that it's hilarious. They fucking tipped over a grain silo because Peter was still in his untrained-puppy phase of development. They stank for a month because Peter had decided that Jasper could win any fight ever and that the solution to the problem he created was to climb a death trap.

Peter still denies that it ever happened.

#asks #peter twilight #jasper hale #maria twilight #twilight fic #in stl mary-alice was not involved #mostly because she and peter would have ended up trying to kill each other in the silo for sport #maria never found out the full story because she would have ripped them both new assholes #mirabel's coven always triggers a disaster for maria's coven #if mirabel is involved it all goes wrong for maria but in a funny way #maria hates mirabel because she thinks mirabel has a thing for jasper; it's not jasper mirabel's got a crush on #charlotte still claims that peter's hair smells odd a century later

[gray-isnt-real]

Another look at the new Dimensional Disaster remix!

The base sketch is finished and we get a look at our main antagonists! Click for better quality :)

#r-u-having-fun-yet #digital sketch #art #work in progress #art wip #gray’s dimensional disaster #gray’s art #dimensional disaster #gray’s ocs #kailani hale #alex mckay #mallory maddox #siren kratts au #multifandom crossover

[thatqueeridiot]

Headcannon: Stiles and Isaac use code language and it freaks the pack out

Stiles: I like red and white wine, but I prefer red

Isaac: Me too! But I can drink more than one wine at a time… not in the dum way ofc

Scott: There’s a dum way to drink more than one wine at a time?!

Stiles: Cool, what’s you’re favourite series? Mines Supernatural

Isaac: It’s soo good, my favourite character is Cas

Stiles: Ofc he is, just look at Scott!

Scott: What? What do I have to do with it?

Stiles: Mine is Dean

Isaac: Ofc, sarcasm, wine and possession. Same person, different front

Peter: I drink all sorts of alcohol. If it’s alcohol, it’s good

Stiles: Makes a lot of sense

Isaac: I thought you were just a red wine drinker, you know… because of Stiles

Liam: Since when was Stiles red wine?

Derek: I have no idea and I don’t know if I want to

#bisexual #disaster bi stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf quotes #isaac lahey #peter hale

[spookyblazecoffee]

Cora: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Tara: Um...Neat. *later* Tara, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Theo. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid. Theo, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Tara. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Liam confessed his love for me? Tara: Didn't you thank him? Theo: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

#Cora Hale #Tara Raeken #Theo Raeken #Liam Dunbar #Tara Raeken x Cora Hale #Thiam #I love how I read one (1) fic where Tara and Cora were dating and ran with it #Raeken siblings #The Gayken siblings #Lesbian disaster Tara Raeken #Gay disaster Theo Raeken #What do you mean 'So-and-so is dead'? No they're not they're very much alive and happy

[hereforsterekcontent]

Imagine this sign at the entrance to the preserve lmao

There are so many options as to who would put it there...

...maybe Laura (in an alive hale family scenario) because she REALLY doesn’t need to see her teenage brother and his little boyfriend awkwardly exchange handjobs ever, and that means EVER, again. God this is worse than when she walked in on him masturbaring years ago and she still hasn't completely recovered from that. Although "nice panties, Stilinski!" she can't help tease, pointing at his batman boxers. "Laura!" Derek screeches , frantically trying to get the zipper of his jeans up while simultaneously trying (and failing) to shield Stiles from his sisters looks. "Thanks Laur!" the idiot himself laughs. "STILES!" Derek looks scandalised and okay maybe embarrassing him is worth the nightmarish images she will now have to live with a little bit. She always liked the Sheriffs kid. What she can't, however, live with, is catching her uncle in a quite similar, if not slighlty more compromising situation with..."Oh my god is that Allison Argents DAD?? Uncle Peter what is wrong with you, he's married! YOU are married!" She puts the sign up right after that incident (and after snitching on uncle Peter to her mom). Enough's enough. Unfortunately some of her younger siblings inevitably stumble upon the sign and after asking their parents what "fuck" meant at the dinner table, with the Sheriff present mind you, Misses Hale makes her take it down immediately, scalding her especially strictly, considering the towns Sheriff (and their very likely future in-law) is present. If Laura tells them about her initial reason (stumbling upon Derek and Stiles) to get them off of her case and distract them, it's not her proudest moment, but well you gotta do what you gotta do and seeing her brothers eyes widen with fear is admittedly a nice bonus.

...Maybe Derek after he had to stumble upon yet an other pair of teenagers making out there when he justed wanted to to go for a nice little evening run. Stiles would obviously find it hilarious at first but also most definitely take it as a challenge. At one point they'd probably be patrolling the borders of the preserve after a particularly viscous fight with a coven of witches or something equally fucked and Stiles would jokingly initiate some making out wich would probably turn into either him blowing Derek or Derek fucking him against the sign. Either way Derek would somehow manage to leave clawmarks on it which, again, Stiles would be absolutely delighted over. The betas would probably shake their heads at him because he had forbidden them all from getting it on in the woods near his house since "just because we are part wolf doesn't mean we have to behave like wild animals, Erica " so what happened to practicing what you preach, boss? He'd be embarrassed but probably stand by it though, he's stubborn like that. If Derek wants to go to what is basically his back gardens and plow his mate into a tree or make out like teenagers with him in the flower field behind the old shed then he by all means will do so, it's his land . Also...he's the alpha goddammit >:(

...it admittedly does seem most like a Stiles thing to do though. Like he's not a werewolf, he can't hear or smell it (thank god for that one) from yards away if there's s someone doing the nasty behind a tree. No, poor, unsuspecting Stiles would have to inevitably stumble into what's going on resulting in him letting out a screech that would have Derek drop everything at the grocery store a town over and run to his mates aid. Because "Scotty, my pal, my brother, there is only so much our friendship can take. And having to see your bare ass in broad daylight is NOT one of them! Ugh hell no Allison, please tell me thats not-Oh hey babe, what are you doing here, I thought you went to get me icecr- woah what's going on with the fangs and the eyes did something happen??"

Anyways after one time to many he would eventually stalk towards the most popular make out spot, the sign in hand and hammer it into the ground without further explanation. It does speak for itself he reckons. Derek and the others would probably follow him and watch all amued. That is until Isaac jokingly says that no-ones going to listen to Stiles' sign anyways and Dereks eyebrows shoot up immediately communicating that his mates little sign will be taken seriously or else.... Also he's pretty sure Stiles is willing to make an exception for him....

#sterek #hale family #the hale pack #laura hale #hale family feels #petopher #disaster hales #sterek mates #my stuff

[cattatonically]

Want You Bad - Day 5

This is part of a series for #sterekvalentineweek - I would suggest reading them in order.

What you can generally expect - hilarity, chaos, mishaps, slow burn, strong language, and vague descriptions of some minor criminal activity.

I hope you have as much fun on this adventure as I did!

Day 1 Day 2 Day 3 Day 4

It was Stiles’ usual night out with his friends. They were at their usual bar, and, of course, discussing his latest case - or, as many of the details that he could legally share.

Danny was laughing at his anecdotes, and adding his own. Erica and Boyd were snuggled up and being snarky. Isaac was making quips at Stiles’ expense. Jackson was reminding, for the millionth time, that he would absolutely not bail Stiles out of jail. Peter and Kira were commiserating about Stiles being their biggest headache, and the drinks were flowing freely. All in all, Stiles was having a really great night!

And really, he could only blame the six beers he’d had for what happened next. And the fact that he had not been thinking at all in that moment.

One minute, he was laughing at something Isaac had said, leaning into Danny for support, and the next, his vision had honed in on Derek and Jordan standing at the bar, laughing to themselves.

It looked like Jordan had his hand on Derek’s arm. They were standing way too close to each other for Stiles’ liking. And then, Stiles was standing from his table, and walking right on over to them.

Sliding right in next to Derek, before Stiles could even realize what he was doing, he leaned up and licked Derek right across the cheek. Then, he turned and stared Jordan down. And Jordan? Well. He just burst out laughing. And that’s when it all hit Stiles.

“Uh…” he said eloquently.

“What the hell?” Derek asked. And all Stiles could do was blink up at him as Derek grabbed a napkin from the bar and wiped his cheek.

“Um. Oops?”

“Oops? Stiles, how the hell is licking me an ‘oops’ situation?” Jordan had calmed his laughter down by now, sort of, and addressed Stiles himself.

“Oh my god, chill out. He’s yours, Stiles. Absolutely yours,” Jordan emphasized, glancing at Derek, who glared right back at Jordan.

“I am not his, Jordan.”

“He licked you. So you’re his,” Jordan said through another fit of giggles. Derek sighed.

“Jordan, you are 35 years old. How are as mature as a 12-year-old?”

“The Stilinski Effect, most likely.”

“Wait,” Stiles said, brain finally coming back online. “Which Stilinski?”

“Yes,” was all Jordan said, with a sombre nod. “Anyway, have a great rest of your night, Stiles.” Then he grabbed the drinks that had been put in front of him, and walked away to a different table, Derek following along.

On slightly shaky legs, Stiles wandered back to his own table, and collapsed next to Danny in a heap.

“Stiles. I know I have given you a lot of flak for how you’ve gone about courting my nephew. But that. That was truly a masterclass in disaster.” Peter was grinning at him like the cat that caught the canary. All Stiles could do was sigh as the others burst out laughing.

#sterekvalentineweek2023 #Teen Wolf #Stiles Stilinski #Derek Hale #Stiles is a bit of a disaster #But everyone loves him anyway #Slow burn #sterek is endgame #Catt writes

[bunnyskull152]

Mason: “Hey, what’s that movie with the black guys pretending to be white chicks?”

Boyd: “White chicks-“

#incorrect teen wolf quotes #teen wolf #mason hewitt #incorrect quotes #tw #hale pack #vernon boyd #original post #actuall conversation i had. #yes I have a lots of weird conversations 🗿 #disaster werewolf children #even though he’s human he’s still stiles child at the end of the day

[disaster-reasonable-48]

Hie! :D I drew two panels for the oh so very cool war collab redraw!! With tons of other cool people and artists!!!

Link here :] vv

#disaster reasons #fanart #tf2 #team fortress 2 #demoman #tf2 demoman #demoman tf2 #demo tf2 #tf2 demo #soldier tf2 #tf2 soldier #saxton hale #scouts mom #scouts ma #electric slide pvz #bread beast cookie #phone guy fnaf

[abs0luteb4stard]

W A T C H I N G

#AIRPORT (1970) #George Seaton #Burt Lancaster #Dean Martin #Jean Seberg #Jacqueline Bisset #George Kennedy #Helen Hayes #Van Heflin #Maureen Stapleton #Barry Nelson #Lloyd Nolan #Dana Wynter #Barbara Hale #AIR DISASTER #DISASTER FILM #WATCHING

[gray-isnt-real]

It’s not quite finished yet, but…

Introducing our main protagonists of the Dimensional Disaster series!

From left to right to middle-! We have…

Anne Boonchuy

Sprig Plantar

Chris Kratt

Sun (and Moon)

Luz Noceda

Sonic the Hedgehog

Loki

And our dimension-hopping OC, L. Hale, or just L

When a rip between all dimensions is opened by careless villains, a ragtag group of protagonists must come together to get each other home and defeat an evil greater than any they’ve faced before! And along the way, they’ll make new friends and grow, and form a bond unlike any other!

Hope you guys are buckled up for this one!

#r-u-having-fun-yet #gray’s dimensional disaster #gray’s ocs #gray’s ​l. hale #wild kratts #chris kratt #mcu loki #anne and sprig #amphibia #the owl house #luz noceda #fnaf security breach #fnaf sun #sonic the hedgehog #ultimate crossover #digital art #art #dimensional disaster