#disgustang!!!!

[yooniesim]

pls don't tell me I just saw a whole pack of black hairs paywalled, during black history month, by the same dude that whitewashed my man gordy

#ceci speaks #nonsims #text #the patreon issue #negative #joshseoh #for fucks sake man!!!! #what is going on this bhm #not a darker skinned sim in sight either #disgustang!!!! #stop commodifying us!!! #i hate it here

[turnaboutdick]

Can you pretty please draw John happy?

look at the cows

#anon im sorry. i turned your prompt into disgustang ship art #anywas #tma #tma art #the magnus archives art #??? #the magnus archives #THANKS FOR THE PROMPT #DO NOR ARCHIVE #DO MT #DO NOT ARCHIVE #my art

[arctixout]

not approved

#joker out #jure maček #bojan cvjetićanin #it wasn't a no #it was disGUSTANG #i craved more boyfriend!jure so i made more #*my gifs #source: not google drive google drive

[much-discourse-wow]

#disgustang #false rape accusations

[gunsatthaphan]

SCREAMING--

#only friends the series #dangerous romance #gmmtv #this is the truest thing ive seen all year tbh #lmaoo #im not watching dangerous romance anymore but what im seeing on twitter jfc.... #this is worse than bad buddy #its bros being bros #disgustang #they better give my boys P&C a better show in 2024 or else #they dont deserve this

[codacheetah]

DID I EVER SHOW YOU ALL MY LITTLE GUYS...... LOOK AT THEM

#codacheetah #my art #in stars and time #isat #isat loop #isat siffrin #clay art #polymer clay #look at them..... my children #they're both kinda scuffed siffrin is very obviously my first ever clay guy and loop has smudged paint #but i heart them so much. my sillies #and i just happened to have a tiny tree on my desk!!! so it works out!!!!! #edit: oh btw sorry if my tablet looks disgustang it's from the clay i don't value my belongings #also sorry if my desk looks disgustang it's because i like Stuff

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your characters like this

#disney hercules #hercules #2 people #enemies #disgustang #disgusted #evil #size difference #short and tall #creepy #good and evil #smug and angry #annoyed and happy #ew #awkward #enemies to lovers #violence #annoyed #angry #weird #oof #smug #otp #draw your enemies #come on SOMEONES gotta have a giant character and a smaller character they can do this with #or alternatively a normal size character and a super teeny character to do this with!!

[cozylittleartblog]

OMG I JUST SAW SOME OF YOUR SPAMTON STUFF (on Etsy) AND YOU DRAW HIS HAIR SO FLUFFY IM GONNA EXPLODE

incorrect. he is full of expired hair product and garbage juice

pictures taken second sbefore disaster (i am going to lose that arm)

also thank u for browsing my etsy 👉👉

#deltarune #doodles #spamton #art #ms paint #dat me #smolmight97 #ask #gross and sleazy little man. terrible. put him in a dawn dish soap oil spill commercial #hes DISGUSTANG #thats the most visceral expression i've ever drawn in my life

[theelvensleuth]

Excuse my language, but seriously... Are people for real???

#nancy drew #her interactive #danger on deception island #DISGUSTANG

[fishareglorious]

mom they made the father of hand hygiene ignaz semmelweis into an anime girl vampire

#reverse 1999 #semmelweis #certified storm moments #from what little i've known of her she doesn't have anything related to anything medical but her name literally is semmelweis #so im taking it as her inspo being ignaz semmelweis until proven otherwise #i don't know how bluepoch corellated the tragedy of his life and the whole history of hygiene in his time to. a field investigator that #handles teleporting floppy disks and is also now revealed to be a vampire. #does her backstory go like 'i proposed that people should wash their hands before surgeries because getting ur dirty ass hands #all over the sweet sweet blood is disgustang. and then the entire medical field chased me out of my job and threw me into an asylum where #i probably would've died if i wasn't a vampire. anyways none of that doctor stuff anymore im just a humble field investigator hbu'

[save-the-villainous-cat]

I have a request (if you’re still taking them)

Hero x villain but yk the trope of “oh shit I’m almost dying, my enemy is my only option” instead “oh shit I’m dying, I might be ok at home; how convenient that my enemy is here”

:) 🕯️candle as payment (I love your writing sm btw, just 🥰🥰🥰)

It was laughable. Hilarious. Ridiculous.

Halfway home the hero had noticed something stinging in their stomach. It wasn't enough to concern them, though it felt like they were going to die a horrifc death any second. Sharp moments of pain were much too familiar to them to heed. In truth, they were surprised their body had made it this far.

Then, on the subway, they noticed something sticky. At first, they tried to ignore the warm feeling that was evolving into a scorching hot nightmare under their clothes. They didn't dare to reach under their jacket and feel what was going on. So, they got off the subway, ignored the cruel pain. It took them long to get home today, terribly long but they didn’t really mind that either. Everything seemed like a fever dream but that could’ve also been the weather's fault, right?

And then, when they turned around the corner and bumped into a guy, pain exploded in their stomach, so hard, so nauseating it made them want to throw up. It occurred to them on their doorstep that maybe they weren’t alright. And really, as they reached under their shirt, they felt the blood.

Once they were home, they threw themselves onto the couch, taking in a deep burning breath. Somehow everything spun around them. They were dying. It was so overwhelming they were too incensed to actually do something. All of it had happened so quickly. Their jacket was soaked in red soup.

“Boo.”

“Holy shit—” The hero nearly got a heart attack. A blurred version of their nemesis towered above them, clearly interested in what was happening. The hero’s voice was screeching metal. “Don’t do that.”

“What…” The villain eyed the wound, their eyes calculating. Their playful smirk fell and got replaced with an honest frown. “What happened?”

“I don’t know, I—” The hero didn’t finish the sentence. But they hissed in agony. There were tears in their eyes. They felt weak and pathetic. They didn’t want this. They wouldn’t survive this. There was only one way left. “Please kill me.”

The villain glared at them.

“No fucking way,” they said.

“Please—”

“No.”

The villain pushed them down harshly which made them sigh even more pathetically. With quick hands, the villain managed to take off the jacket and shirt.

“Please…” the hero whispered. They felt the villain’s warm hands on them. A gentle touch in a mad situation. It was a glimpse of heaven, the hero thought. They looked down at their stomach and realised how much blood loss they actually had endured.

“Fuck…” the villain mumbled. “Not you too…”

“Wait, what do you…” The hero couldn’t keep their eyes open. “…what do you—”

They grabbed the villain’s wrist as hard as they could and started squeezing.

“Please.”

“No,” the villain said. “Sleep.”

That was unfair. The villain ruled over sleep and dreams. They could make nightmares come to life, they could make people sleep for centuries. They could numb people, turn them into maniacs from insomnia. It was insane.

And that’s all they needed. A command. One command and the hero passed out.

They awoke after what felt like seconds. Everything felt numb, everything swam in their head. They found themselves in their own soft bedding and when they turned around, they bumped into a sleeping villain.

It didn’t take them long to blush.

“Go back to sleep,” the villain mumbled. Not a sleeping villain, then.

The hero looked down at themselves and surprisingly so, they were in perfect condition. Their skin was healed. No blood. No scars. Nothing.

Maybe all of it had been a dream the villain had created.

“Don’t go in the bathroom, it looks like I slaughtered a pig,” the villain murmured into the pillow. “Come here.”

The hero obeyed and pulled the blanket up to their nose, their body close against the villain’s. They’d been in intimate situations before but this…

“You alright?” the villain whispered.

“I’m perplexed. What happened?” The hero didn’t even mind the proximity. They just wanted answers.

“You had a parasite that fed on your powers,” the villain said groggily.

“What?” the hero screeched. They wished they would’ve died. This was worse than death.

“Alien parasite. Eating powers.”

“That’s disgusting.” They squeezed their eyes shut and tried to push that image away. Something living inside of them. They needed to puke.

“It is.”

“Oh god, I’m gonna throw up.” They covered their mouth with their hand and sat up in bed again.

“Don’t,” the villain groaned. “You’re not the first one to have it and you won’t be the last.”

“I’m seriously gonna throw up,” they said. They felt their throat tighten, felt the tears coming, the saliva…

“Not on me, pretty please,” the villain answered. They put a hand on the hero’s back and suddenly, all those horrible feelings washed away. They supposed it was some sleep magic or something. “Easy. You did well. You’re okay.”

The hero took in a deep breath.

“Those parasites don’t look like animals, they’re like a smooth black ball that absorbs energy.”

“That’s not helping me,” the hero said. They were so overwhelmed. Parasite? The villain next to them? “How did you kill it?”

“I made a bargain.”

“What does that mean?” the hero said. They were so desperate for answers it hurt.

“Please let us rest, I’ll tell you everything in a few hours. It’s been a long night.” They grabbed the hero’s waist and held them as if they were two lovers. They pulled them closer, their chin on the hero’s forehead.

“Last thing, why are we sleeping in one bed if I may ask?”

“Heals you.” The villain shrugged. “And you’re the only one who can make me fall asleep.”

pt. 2

#DISGUSTANG #i hope i understood this correctly #I need sleep :( #very badly #I’m an insomniac my dears #got carried away with this one #writing snippet #heroxvillain prompt #heroxvillain snippet #heroes and villains #hero #villain #hero x villain #an answer for an ask #request #whump

[cakesdown]

*trips and a bunch of doodles spill out of my pockets* oh jeez

#marble hornets #everymanhybrid #habit emh #alex kralie #slenderman #tim wright #masky mh #hoody mh #skully mh #ignore the DISGUSTANG stain on those skully doodles that was like. the back of a label sticker from work #sol’s art

[teatitty]

I refuse to think Atem is anything other than a clingy overly affectionate dork of a boyfriend. He does matching outfits, gushes about Yugi to anyone who will listen, showers him in sweet petnames [Partner, Beloved, Darling, Sweetheart, My Eye etc], doesn't just hold hands but links arms, WILL jump hug him in public and just wrap around him like an octopus, he's so besotted and in love it makes Seto sick to see it

#yugioh #puzzleshipping #atem stopping mid duel to wave to yugi in the stands and go 'HIIIII MY LOVE' #and kaiba's like 'RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY BLUE EYES??? DISGUSTANG' #yugi used to get really embarrassed and flustered about it but after a couple years he just got used to it #atem is the one kicking his feet while getting text messages in bed

[fastcardotmp3]

I'm gonna be real with you all I hear when they say "season 1 and season 4 had a baby" is that nancy is still stuck in that damn love triangle and when I say I'm spitting out blood-

#disgustANG #dot thought #i don't CARE if it's the cohesion of s1 with the bigness of s4 #i CARE that they have no idea how to write NANCY WHEELER #they're going to misuse her til the very end i can feel it #i'm so sorry nancy i'm so sorry they did that to you

[moonshynecybin]

we all know abt vale infamously saying that he's not part of the mile high club but 'something a bit more easier'. first of all unhinged thing to say. second how do you think that when down in the rosquez universe. who initiated etc etc. btw let's ignore that vale said that in 2013

i’m thinking. joking response with kernel of truth. i’m thinking. why come to you when you all come to ME. ease of access. i’m thinking the mile high club is hard because you have to convince your partner that an airplane bathroom is a sexy space (flying scares the NUTS off of me so i personally think. ack.) and that seems a little high effort for the (at the time) casual hook up king valentino rossi. he can simply get pussy in other places. easily.

AND i’m thinking he’s never reallyyyy thought about it until marc. who wants it all the time and often in public because they don’t see each other much outside of race weekends. and he is on the same flight for someee reason (testing stuff? all week long casual fuck buddy vacation?? literally fate??) and it’s normal! until marc taps him on the elbow, leaves the pads of his fingers on the inside of the skin there. leans over to point something out, hot breath on vale’s cheek. doesn’t bother moving his knee away (i’ve never been in first class leave me alone if that’s not how it works) and marc’s not even TRYING to be sexy in fact he actually keeps trying to show vale stupid mountain biking videos on his fucking phone, but suddenly there’s a shiver running up vale’s spine and he can’t stop catching his eyes on the line of marc’s nose and thinking the most deranged thoughts in the WORLD and bouncing his knee up and down and it’s like. oh. that’s why people do this. okay. well i need to get inside him NOW. leans over to whisper to marc while he’s chattering away and watches the way his face changes. the way his pupils dilate. gets a hand on the strong muscle of his thigh. and OFF to tha bathroom they goooo

#rosquez sex thesis is in many ways about making vale realize he wants it enough to work for it imo. #truly like hurried handjobs SUPER sloppy and disgustang and then after they’re done they’re just panting and laughing bc it’s so ludicrous #marc staring up at vale eyes fucking shining so happy he feels like he’s flying… #<-airplane pun. sowwy. #motogp #callie speaks #asks #rosquez

[chromatic-borealis]

MEAT TIME

(xxx berry, chrysocolla/noxtide/jellyfish, plague uncommon)

#fr #flight rising #fr undertide #disgustang. i love it