"you cannot make out with computers" WRONG!! ACTUALLY. keep sucking its flat face. aaaaaaand post.
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You in my lap, my strap filling you. You switching from bouncing on it to sitting there as I kiss your face, neck and chest. Leaving bites and marks over your skin.
i- oh. 🫠
in desperate need for this.
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look. all im saying is. all im fucking sAYING is.
watch the show. just watch it. thats it. do it.
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Status Update
All those other hackers that provide services like mine? They’re scammers, all of them. Totally fake. They will absolutely take your money and leave you on read, not doing their job because of the risks involved.
Choosing yours truly is the safest and most efficient way. I get the job done.
Choose T0X-1CK today.
-T0X☢️
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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.
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seven years ago in the name of tolerating free speech from all political perspectives my nasty ass evil university let an army of tiki torch wielding nazis shouting jews will not replace us march through grounds threatening the lives of students and community members with zero police presence. and today they retroactively changed campus policy around tents so they could send in the cops to bust up the gaza memorial vigil. genuinely fucking stomach turning
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
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when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance
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i dont like the idea that kids these days are doing their fandom rps with ai chatbots. that's how you're supposed to make lifelong friends as a weird really online teen.
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does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles
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