Not sure if this theory makes any sense at all but I'm starting to believe that there's no time skip between Wally's phone calls and what we see/hear in the show's Media/Merchandise. If we see the Toyland call being made before the Homewarming episode then it would make sense that Wally's expecting Barnaby to come over soon. As well as the Homewarming sketch from the prior update. (I don't know, still kind of brainstorming this perspective)
that theory Does make sense and i've been considering it! the "timeline" is such a nebulous thing right now because we still... don't really know! there are too many variables and too many Maybes for any solid answer.
maybe the reality that the neighbors live in exists outside of time like you say, and like half of me suspects. there's so much reality fuckery already present, but I'm also... unsure of how much merit this holds given what we know / can infer about how time passes in Home. i'm putting this theory on a low shelf to look at but not prioritize
maybe it really has been 50 years, and Barnaby is either still around / Wally is still in contact with him, or Barnaby... isn't there. who knows, maybe Wally was just verbalizing some Wishful Thinking. i mean, Wally is a bit of an unreliable narrator, isn't he? we can't assume that everything he says is entirely accurate or truthful. and i mean, if it's been 50 years it makes sense that Wally would be pushing for connection / to revive WH. who knows how long he's been trying.
hm... i mean. it could be a mix of that and the Outside Of Time theory. who knows, maybe W is receiving calls from different points in the timeline - Wally may have started out just calling, and has just graduated to invading the WH website / getting pushy with the envelopes and media that's been sent to the WHRP. maybe Wally got tired of waiting for W to respond before W was even born. who's to say!
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Australian Rituals / Teeth of God Tour Bingo
Alroighte gwois, let's hear your predictions for the upcoming rituals. I *might* make another bingo (like on Wembley) - even if I don't, let's get them all in one place cus I think it's funny.
If you have something specifically for the Teeth of God Tour (because they are headliners and can do Cooler™ Fancier™ stuff) do specify. Same for strictly Australian Rituals. Some stuff may happen earlier (like when they debuted TMBTE and the new Espera masks), others may only happen on the Tour, so let's just put them all here and see what happens 😗✌️
Please reblog/put on the replies your predictions!! Whether serious or silly, please share!
Mine are:
One of the Vessels (Vessel or ivy OR Espera!!!!) singing onstage with Oli
Kangaroo/koala headbands / Aussie Explorer hat
EUCLID (more for Teeth of God but wouldn't be surprised if earlier)
The Apparition (PLEASE)
The Summoning pushups will return
Older song throwback (please please Sugar or Jaws. TNDNBTG for ToG)
Outfit change for the Vessels (only cus i think Australia is quite hot now innit? poor iv will MELT in that jacket)
NEW VESSEL JEWELLERY
This one I'm not super confident/keen on BUT new Vessel mask with Antlers (more likely on ToG but who knows)
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Can you talk about what you enjoy about the Lust arc? (since you've brought it up several times and I enjoy reading your thoughts :D)
i think what i like about it the most is that it culminates all the themes of the hueco mundo arc + the overarching story of bleach in general into one fight. and it is masterfully executed.
you would think that invoking so many symbols, images, callbacks, themes etc with one fight would be overwhelming but it's not! it's the one part of the story where it feels like kubo has control of all the elements and you really get to see his skill as a patient storyteller shine. foreshadowing only works if you're willing to sit on stuff for a while, and the lust arc feels like the pay-off for so many build-up moments that have been cooking for a while—ichigo promising to protect orihime, zangetsu's king and horse threat, kaien's monologue about the heart, ichigo's observation that ulquiorra has become more human (while he himself has become more hollow), ulquiorra's speech to orihime ("what is the heart? if i tear open your chest will i find it there?" vs the last hand reaching out scene). it's also an important cornerstone to many future moments—zangetsu confessing that the one they have always wanted to protect was ichigo, ichigo showing orihime his new form in horn of salvation, this being a "despair" moment that ichigo recalls he's overcome when he's going up against yhwach. even if this fight is not the last "event" of the HM arc, it certainly has a finality to it that's very cathartic. we finally get returns for the foreshadowing that's been happening for a while, and this moment in itself is a gigantic stepping stone that leads to horn of salvation, arguably one of the biggest moments for ichigo and orihime.
but where horn of salvation allows ichigo and orihime to succeed, lust forces them to fail. remember, the arc begins with ichigo wanting to gain mastery of his hollow, and orihime wanting to be independent enough to support ichigo in battle. they're both incredibly glum about it, and they're both incredibly earnest about wanting it, which is why it's a painful shock when the events at the tower unfold the way they do. kubo gives them no mercy, just rains failure and despair down on them, makes their worst nightmares come true. they do not achieve anything they set out to achieve at the start of this arc. everyone always likes to point out that orihime "did nothing" this arc or that she fell back to being a damsel in distress for the entirety of it, but again: not only is this is played out like a tragedy, ichigo doesn't meet his goal either. orihime and ichigo are at rock bottom, the worst versions of themselves, the most helpless to circumstances outside their control. they really feel like teenagers here, and when you know how badly orihime has wanted to NOT be a burden, it only hurts worse when she does indeed become one. by the time ichigo cuts off uryu's hand, you've spent enough time with the character to know how sick he'd be when he regains consciousness and sees what he's done. there's a purpose to it that makes me actually like the lust arc for its failure. just because a character is a good person and wants something badly enough does not actually mean they will get it. orihime in particular gets a lot of slack for not accomplishing what she set out to do throughout the HM arc, but there is an intentionality to it that's very different from kubo's usual, good ol' fashioned sexism/misogyny. the despair here feels intentional and not a slight against orihime. he wanted to push these characters to a dark corner and he was not afraid of how ugly it was going to get. i know, given the climate over the last 20+ years of how women get written in fiction, there is an impulse to groan when a woman isn't allowed to take a W but the lust arc is clear that there was no way orihime and her ragtag group of teenage friends were going to come out of this unscathed with an easy victory. power of friendship aside, these are amateurs going up against a man that's kept soul society fooled for years, using a technique he's honed for years, using an army he's built for years. the only one with any amount of career experience is renji, and even his leadership is not enough for this suicide mission.
the only thing they have going for them is the resolve in their hearts. the war was supposed to start months later but they started it early. every one of their foes is stronger than they are. they are vastly outnumbered. and yet they keep going. it was doomed from the start, but something about orihime's optimism and ichigo's bullheadedness and all the victories so far fool you into thinking maybe they can beat the odds this time. but kubo's realism comes through here. none of the victories feel like an asspull, and all of the victories end with a deep sense of exhaustion. they're lucky they came out of this alive, and ichigo is lucky he came back at all. there was never going to be a circumstance where he came out of this unbloodied. his fate was sealed the day zangetsu implied the horse would one day take over. it's ichigo and orihime's utter idealism that destroys them. this is why i struggle to wrap my head around "fix-it" fics where orihime does something different in the HM arc. it just undercuts how woefully underprepared she was at this moment to handle this life and all its raw ugliness (i mean, each to their own, just a personal opinion! orihime's lack of agency plays a big part in her tower breakdown)
meanwhile, you have ulquiorra, who is the perfect antithesis of everything the characters, the series—and maybe even shonen itself stands for. lust comes at a time in pop culture that was a very cinemasins-esque, nitpicky era where audiences were feeling like the power of love // power of friendship trope was a lazy shortcut. it was the birth of the asspull era, where love wasn't enough to justify a return from the dead. even if we've now moved on to a kind of post-ironic/sincere enjoyment of these tropes again, they were already starting to elicit eye rolls back in the early-mid 2000s. ulquiorra feels very emblematic of that culture, a culture that wants nothing more than hardcore realism, even at the expense of our heroes, the ones we want to root for. if our heroes win, there has to be a logical explanation for it. we're not satisfied with a flimsy little thing called love anymore.
the way kubo resolves this is just. so intriguing. i've always pegged kubo to be a bit averse to fully embracing the usual trademarks of shonen (i mean, look at how different ichigo is to the rest of them), but i've also noticed that he's not fully against the idealism of it either. there is a part of him that sometimes enjoys the deep simplicity of emotion and the one-dimension of virtue. in lust, he has an answer that satisfies both the realist and the idealist. zangetsu explains the mechanics for how ichigo comes back, but orihime is the heart trigger. you couldn't have had one without the other. there is a logical explanation, but it's meant to be an underlying framework. the overarching motivation is still all heart. it's...power of love with a little science packed into it. at the end of the day, kubo still loves this genre, even with his usual disinterest in heroes and heroism. there's something for everyone, from the battle-scaling dudebro to the keen-eyed shipper (the two most extreme ends of the spectrum i could think of; obviously these are not the only categories of "fan")
speaking of shipping, i love the lust arc so much for how it feels like an us vs the world arc (quite literally too! even if ichigo and orihime recovered from this, most people had zero faith that ichihime would recover from this, and everyone was convinced that this was the end of the road for them, even if it was just the beginning). it was a special time to be in the fandom for anyone who could see the arc as proof for what it was: that ichihime could survive anything—conflict, tragedy, the majority of bleach fans' disapproval, death itself :D
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ROPE OF THE WEEK (3):
SISAL ROPE
FROM ROPE AND CORD / ROPE & CORD
(It’s actually called that)
I LOVE ROPE AND CORD!!!
THEY’RE MY FAVORITE STORE!!!
BUT I'M NEVER ABLE TO SHOP THERE BECAUSE I’M BANNED
(He used to visit that store every day from opening to closing hour and harassed customers and employees by telling them rope facts)
I WILL NOW TELL YOU ABOUT ONE OF THE ROPES I USED TO BUY THERE ALL THE TIME BEFORE I GOT BANNED
WITH 9 REVIEWS (SURPRISINGLY) AND RATED 5 STARS
THIS SISAL ROPE IS THREE-STRANDED AND TWISTED JUST LIKE THE ROPE BEFORE
(Rope of the week (2) link)
EXCEPT IT’S A SISAL ROPE INSTEAD OF A POLYETHYLENE
NOW YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SISAL ROPE AND MANILA ROPE SINCE THEY ARE COMMONLY CONFUSED WITH EACH OTHER
WHICH I DON’T GET WHY THEY ARE WHEN IT’S VERY OBVIOUS
I WILL NOW TELL YOU THE DIFFERENCE!
(Took up too much time will be explained in another post)
NOW YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!
THIS ROPE’S DIAMETER RANGES FROM 3/16 IN. TO 1 IN
WHICH MEANS YOU CAN USE IT FOR VARIOUS PURPOSES BECAUSE IT’S DIAMETER ISN’T LIMITED
BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CAN’T CLIMB A ROPE THAT IS 3/15 IN.
AND AS I SAID BEFORE, THE DIAMETER AFFECTS THE STRENGTH SO IT CAN HOLD AS LITTLE AS 540 POUNDS (WHICH IS STILL SUPER STRONG) TO 8100 POUNDS!!!!
THIS ROPE IS SO STRONG!!!!!!!!!!
IF I WAS THAT STRONG I COULD HOLD SO MANY ROPES!!!!!!
NOT ONLY THAT IT IS ALSO ROT AND ULTRAVIOLET RESISTANT
THOUGH IT SADLY SINKS IN WATER
IT DOES SOMETHING COOLER IF YOU LET THE ROPE ABSORBS WATER
IT BECOMES STRONGER BY 120%!!!
IT TURNED ITS GREATEST WEAKNESS TO IT’S GREATEST STRENGTH
THIS ROPE IS MY IDOL
I AM TAKING SWIMMING LESSONS BECAUSE OF THIS ROPE
(Genuinely true, not an exaggeration)
YOU KNOW THE REASON WHY IT BECOMES STRONGER IN THE WATER BECAUSE ONE OF THE MAIN PURPOSE OF THIS ROPE IS TO MAKE FISHING NETS
THIS IS NOT ONLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE ROPE (THEY ARE ALL) BUT SAILOR WADDLE DEE’S FAVORITE ROPE
I SEE THEM WALK INTO THE ROPE AND CORD STORE AND WALKING OUT WITH 600 FEETS OF THIS ROPE VERY OFTEN
WHICH COST AROUND 2,100 STAR COINS
I WAS WONDERING HOW THEY WERE ABLE TO AFFORD THAT MUCH ROPE BECAUSE I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT
SO I ASKED THEM “HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO AFFORD THAT MUCH ROPE?”
THEY REPLIED:
"GAUN AWAY FRAE ME YE ROPE MAD RADGE! AH'M GONNY NAB THE BIGGEST F*CKIN FISH ANYBODY'S EVER CLAPPED EYES ON!"
(English translation:
Leave me alone you rope-obsessed idiot! I’m going to catch the largest f*cking fish anybody have ever seen! Radge is the Scottish term for dangerous idiot)
I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THEY WERE SAYING, SO I LEFT
RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN BUYING THIS ROPE MORE OFTEN FROM MY ROPE DEALER BECAUSE I NEEDED TO REPLACE MY FURNITURE
AND BEFORE I WAS BANNED I BOUGHT A LOT OF THIS ROPE TO DECORATE MY FURNITURE BECAUSE IT IS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ART
I USED IT FOR MY RUGS, COASTERS, LAMPS, WALLS, PLANTS, TABLES, AND MUCH, MUCH MORE
SO I’VE BEEN REDECORATING MY NEW FURNITURE WITH MY ROPE
WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE FURNITURE WITHOUT ROPE IS VERY UGLY
I RATE THIS ROPE A
10/10
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