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mythsandheather · 2 months
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You’re going to have to be deep in the throes of untreated neurodivergency to get this.
Anyway I hope the text is readable, but you may have to zoom in.
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elekid · 3 months
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anybody want free donkey ollie movies. my husband ordered ten for free and i dont know what to do wit so many wonderful copies of double feature donkey ollie Shipwrecked & Circus Maximus
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robotblues · 1 month
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mulberryghost · 7 months
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I LOVE YOU JESUS
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clannfearrunt · 2 years
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favorite version of jesus in shitty media i think
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bikwin5 · 1 year
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for whatever reason devout christians seem to have the uncanny ability to use 3D animation software with horrifying results, as seen with classics like donkey ollie and whatever the globgabgalab was from. while i don't like scott cawthon at all i must say it was very smart of him to use his ability to create a chuck e cheese themed horror game franchise, which seems to be the only successful avenue you can take when you have the power of shitty dated 3D graphics that only seems to manifest if you are pro-life enough
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angliclamb · 2 years
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i took saur many vids of my ugly ass cackle but wtf are christian cartoons on theyre so funny
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toxooz · 11 months
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Do you have a backstory posted for ramsuse? I think he’s an interesting character and you’ve said he used to be human so I’m very curious 🙂
ROIGHT SO i gotta See it with my own eyes so i drew lil illustrations to go with it so letsa go buckle UP yall ALSO tw for like graphic gory description and suicide mention aaand i think thats it OK:
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waay back arooound 1870's I'd say behold a man! Ramsuse was a very well distinguished hunter who also did bounty hunting. Being a big brawny man he had a big brawny horse as well who was named Appocolus, a shire draft horse (the Big Ol honses) and had a wife named Myrna:
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They were happily married for about 5 years, owned a pretty small farm, and took a lot of hunting trips together (most likely sold the skins/ meat along with eggs ect.) but yeah huntin n fishin was one of their favorite activities to do together. They didn't live far from a small town where they did their trading and shopping from and Ramsuse was a pretty well known bounty hunter in the town and even had a small group of other bounty hunters that he would team up with occasionally. Back then, in most towns, it was still a Big Thing for monsters to exist and was often treated as a frankenstien event (light the pitchforks yada yada); but in this part of the overall timeline demons kind of infested some parts of the world (side note obv. that didn't last forever and the majority of demons and that of the like ended up being chased into caves and hidden crevices of the world which is maybe why Mogak had to go into a big ass demon cave community to get that demonic D.) some entire towns could become completely overrun with demons and many caused chaos and ruin among the land, which probably gave a lot of other unrelated monsters a bad rep. hence why they would be ridiculed as well. It was pretty common for demons to be outlaws and outliers, and it was also common practice for humans to capture demons (typically demons who were minding their own business (like Ollie in the cowboy au👀)) and sacrifice them in churches or do mass killings so it was kind of a back and forth rivalry between humans and demons during this time. Granted, while demons and humans were at war, naturally demons are more powerful than humans without any manmade advantage-so side backstory Myrna's parents got killed by a demon in their house when she was a child and she was orphaned for the rest of her adolescence, so she's carried a special kind of bitterness, fear, and hatred towards demons throughout her life.
As their town slowly starting having more and more demonic issues, a certain demon cowboy was a prominent culprit of the reoccurring destruction of the town:
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he had the ability to transform people into demons and his "horse" is basically just another demon that tried to mimic a horse to be able to assist in the bidding of the outlaw (ie: it's ears are actually horns, it's neighs sound more like a donkey and hyena mixed together, ect) He too led a gang that tormented towns and cities, only they were damn near impossible to pin down. Ramsuse was the main tracker for trying to find him and every time he did, the outlaw would slip through the cracks of their dimension which would eventually drive Ramsuse to insanity and intense resentment towards demons and monsters trying to get the outlaw. It got to a point where that's all he wanted to do was try to find and catch the demon, even his own group of bounty hunters opted out and urged Ramsuse to do the same at least for a while, for it was eating away at his soul. Though it was out of love for his wife and their own town, he would leave for days and put off hunting trips that Myrna wanted to go on in order to attempt to capture the outlaw. Until one night he followed a seemingly deliberate trail of clues that led him to a run down cabin out in the middle of nowhere. The demon outlaw was patiently waiting for him when he barged in like a bat out of hell, however Ramuse was having none of it and went straight for his throat upon first look. He mopped the floor with him for a while until those eye flaps on the demons face latched onto the bounty hunters arms (kinda like venom slime stickin to shit) and started searing Ramsuse's flesh off to reveal his new demon skin. It eventually traveled through his entire body as he slowly burned to death, his horns erupting from his head probably feeling like his brains were being squeezed out of his skull, his old teeth being simultaneously pushed out by bigger lion-like teeth, his body getting bigger as his burnt dead skin fell off in bloody sheets to give way to the contorting muscles as the demon outlaw observed in deranged satisfaction
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by the time Ramsuse could come to his senses, the outlaw was long gone. During the physical altercation, outside Appocolus and the demon horse got into it as well. When the draft horse saw that abomination of a horse, every red light went off in his sixth sense and he lunged for it, however it mauled him back and it's teeth essentially had the same burning effect in which Appocolus was doomed to the same fate as his rider.
Ramsuse spent several days trying to track any possible trace of the demon to see if he could somehow be changed back, but he was nowhere to be found. As time went on, desperately trying to find any way to change himself back at this point, dread began to seep into him like rot on a dead carcass as he realized he had no choice but to go back home and face Myrna with this new demonic vessel that he was cursed with.
As he reluctantly arrived at his house, he tried to talk to Myra through the door as a way to prepare her as much as he knew how. He attempted to stay behind the door as long as possible, beating around the bush as to what just happened, but she didn't understand why he was acting this way and only tolerated it so much before she opened the door and upon first glance immediately scrambled for a gun
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Completely overrun with past memories, she refused to believe him and was convinced that a demon Actually killed him and took his form to get to her and was merely feigning his distress just to make her vulnerable. Ramsuse quickly saw her state and decided it was best to just do what she demanded and he fled after she shot at him.
After what happened, that was the final straw that broke the camels back and Myrna took to the town to try and tell people what happened to her husband. Nobody has witnessed anyone being turned into a demon and coming back ( they just knew people vanished or were just straight up dead) and with her being a woman back then, nobody believed her not even Ramsuse's former bounty hunter group. They drew the conclusion that Ramsuse merely found another woman and ran away with her, so Myrna was deemed mentally unstable and was locked up in a facility where she soon died of a fatal self inflicted wound. Ramsuse could only watch all of this happen from afar for he had no idea how to get through to her or to even show his face anywhere ever again as he drowned in grief and self hatred over time. He was cursed to be immortal as he became just a wandering cowboy, doing bounty work in passing towns. He took more heavily toward monster communities, however his bitterness and resentment toward the concept of life itself made both him and his horse extremely vicious and brutal to anyone around him. He would start bar fights regularly and kill more bounties that were strictly wanted alive and then he would kill lawmen if they so much as looked at him wrong he was just a whole ass mess. Appocolus was outcast as well by all horses, both feral and domesticated, so he too became very grudge driven and hostile. He would assist Ramsuse in tormenting and killing anyone they deemed deserving by biting and trampling as well. As the years flew by Ramsuse and Appocolus only had eachother in the world and now that the wild west is almost completely faded out he has a house and barn he made himself out in the middle of nowhere ( like somewhere around Montana or somethin if he was in this world I'd say) he owns thousands upon thousands of acres that he preserves and patrols( to make sure no bitch ass puts a gas station or mcdonalds anywhere PFFT) so theres pretty much a large chunk of the state that is untouched by modern life bc he Will destroy anything by any means necessary so nobody has successfully bought any land. so yeah now hes just a bitter old demon who refuses to move on from his timeline while desperately clings to whats left of his memories and avoids society except for an occasional bar run from a super old bar that's probably been around a while as well :') AIGHT i think i got everything abt his ass 😭 if u bothered to read this far HOPE U ENJOYED!!
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v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n · 21 hours
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Charlie;“Knowing Grizzly they’re not gonna be over 6 feet tall and hot- WOOOOAAAHHH”
ANYWAYS EPISODE 81 QUOTES BB
PRETZELLLLLL LETS FUCKING GOOOO (oh god her dad is gone and she doesn’t know)
“I’m going to throw up as many people as I can” Charlie the man you are
Goobleck;”Goobleck just want to be free, and not put into blender, and sometimes, to be free, is not to run.” Goobleck SPITTING FACTS
Chip;”Around yah tall-ish,, champion of the undersea, hero of the deep- or- is it the other way around-?”
Jay;”No no that’s right.”
Chip;”he’s the chosen one. And our best friend” AYDGGDALHDJSLWNJPZMHAK 😭😭😭 I GUESS I’LL JUST GO FUCKING DIE IDK
Goobleck;”Oh, consequences not real.”
Celestine;”I know you’re not from around here”
Goobleck;”Oh yes fuck this place.”
YOOO WE’RE FINALLY GETTING SOMEWHERE WITH APPLE “Home brewed if you will”
Chip;”What are you gonna do with the liquid Goobleck?”
Goobleck;”…eat it.”
Chip;”we don’t need any more liquid, right now.”
Goobleck;”YOU ARE A COWARD!”
Chip using the compass to try and figure out where Gillion is :((
“Niklaus is making a deal with Russian Goku”
Did Goobleck just become all of space and time???? LMAOOO
Jay;”No matter where you go, you’re one of us Goobleck”
Goobleck;And you’re one of meeee,”
Jay;”That’s terrifying. 😟”
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO LIMEANADEEEEEE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Ollie;“Earl would be so fucking proud of me!!” I love :((
Filipe;“We call him donkey but he’s not an ass y’know what I mean?” HES SO FUCKING FUNNY OMG
Jay;”Do you..really blame yourself for everything that happened?”
Chip;”Of course I do! Jay- how couldn’t I?!” FUUICKKK
Jay;”you didn’t know, Chip.”
Chip;”Yeah I didn’t know, I never fucking know.” They both make me so physically ill.
Jay;”It’s your fault I’m not stuck in a life that I didn’t want for myself, that I didn’t have the courage to break out of. It’s your fault I get to see the world the way I do. To meet different people- to have this lovely crew and the best friends I could’ve asked for” …
FUCK CHIP ADMITTING THE CREW IS A WAY FOR HIM TO TRY AND GET BACK WHAT HES LOST AODHSLSJDV SOBBING CRYING SHUT THE FUCK UP BIZLY
Chip;”I’m not the pirate Arlin wanted me to be. I’m not the hero Gill wants me to be. And I’m not the friend you want me to be.” Bizly when I catch you Bizly. Bizly when I catch you Bizly.
STOP CRYING JAY STOP ITTT STOP
ALSO GILLION MY BABY BOY MY BOY IS ALMOST BACK IT
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habitsbf · 25 days
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why the fuck was there 10 copies of the same shitty christian kids film in my mailbox. what do i do with so many donkey ollie movies. why is he here. what does he want from me.
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I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THIS FREAKY LOOKING DONKEY UNTIL TODAY. WHO IS THIS CREATURE AND WHY DOES IT KNOW JESUS PERSONALLY.
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mhevarujta · 4 months
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Saltburn ft. Midsummer Night's Dream
I love this theme so much. Some vague brain-storming:
1)The escalation of the movie is the Midsummer Night's Dream party and, as it unfolds Farleigh tells oliver how his experience at Saltburn will remain for him his big-boy summer, a dream that he once lived that he'd be reminiscent of, while it's real for Farleigh himself.
2)Farleigh has worn a donkey's head. In the Midsummer Night's Dream, when Nick Bottom has his head turned into a donkey's, there are interpretations about the transformation being reflective of who the character was (thus the visualization of an 'ass/jackass'. Farleigh was not the worst person in this movie, but neither is this unfitting for him.
3) Ollie is wearing horns. On the one hand that gives him a devilish appearence. Yet, in Shakespeare, wearing horns was basically being a 'cuckhold' and it symbolizes Oliver's sense of impotence, of being neglected and not having his feelings returned in the way he is. Moreover, it's a subvertion in a way. When Falstaff is given to wear the antlers of the Hunter the situations that occur aren't tragic. In Saltburn Ollie is metastasized into a 'hunter'. What lay beneath the surface finally comes out in full-force for the first time.
4)One of the main characters in MSND is Theseus. While, the play is removed from Greek mythology, it HAS been pointed out that the Athenians entering the forest, which were seen as representing sexual sin, being a metaphorical entrance in the Labyrinth, with Nick Bottom (having a Donkey's head) serving as the 'Minotaur' whose role ends up being a rescuing one, instead of threatening.
In Saltburn, I think we are much closer to the original myrh in a sense. Farleigh's words are playing upon what Ollie already fears. Felix enters the Labyrinth, he ends up standing underneath the constantly threatening status of the Minotaur. Then Oliver enters and he's the real human-shaped monser in the Labyrinth. 'Theseus' never gets out. He's found face-down in dirt, laying dead next to the Minotaur status the next day.
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namira · 1 month
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I truly watch some of the worst movies of all time. So many people think they know what it's like to watch bad movies because they watch bad horror movies or whatever and they are never on my level. I am watching bad kid's movies. I am watching Freddy Frogface, I am A Turtle's Tale 2, I am watching Donkey Ollie. I am watching bad children's movies with people and they are randomly selecting things on tubi, randomly selecting things on kisscartoon, and I am seeing the first 5 seconds of the movie and going 'Oh I've seen this one.' And everybody is yelling, 'Why have you seen this?' And it is because I am likely one of the world's foremost experts on this subject.
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felsdumpsterfire · 2 years
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What if the gods have the ability to temporarily possess their esper? I can imagine one day, Drew is making tea one morning and suddenly he blacked out and when he wakes up, he finds himself and Sander, in a pose that seems to be they’re about to fist-fight each other, nearly naked but are wearing shendyt (like a skirt for Egyptians.) and beside them is Ollie dressed as Osiris.
Or Brynn suddenly screaming war out of nowhere and rushes to battle, wearing valkrye armor. Raven following her behind but her voice is deeper as if she’s trying to mimic a man’s voice
Somewhere, I can hear them arguing about these issues.
Look- LOOK- I AM LATCHING ONTO THE DREW AND SANDER THING (because tumblr only let's me post 10 fucking pictures per post because OF COURSE-) BUT I THROW OUT THE IDEA OF THEM JUST BEING IN THEIR UNDERWEAR WHEN THEY COME TO- because I have zero clue where they'd get a shendyt so fast but also because the sheer thought that Set and Anubis could not he bothered to find a proper replacement for a shendyt before they went looking for each other, so they could fist fight one another, is the best thing ever. But also I pitch the idea of them grabbing things that look similar to their staffs/weapons: like, Set had a staff so like, him just grabbing a crowbar to substitute that is fucking hysterical. And Drew has his fucking sword already, so Anubis is all good.
Also, Ollie would keel over- this edgelord baby man would die on the spot.
Anyway, here's a comic that had me in a choke hold while I was pumping it out:
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They had to sit and wait for Discboom to come and bring them clothes because of course they came too on the top of the damn building.
(Also came to the realization that Set most likely closed his eyes and randomly pulled what fursona he was making for Sander because that motherfucker is described as having the head of a donkey- which sander does not have. Arguably he has the ears tho).
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wolfgabe · 6 months
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Now I want to see Nintendo do their own Once Upon A Studio style short.
Some day I would love to see Nintendo do their own little short film similar to Once Upon A Studio with all the different Nintendo characters gathered together with a giant group photo at the end.
My ideas for who could appear.
The Super Mario Series
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Toad/Captain Toad
Toadette
Bowser
Bowser Jr
Koopalings
Petey Piranha
Daisy
Wario
Waluigi
Rosalina
Luma
Pauline
Wart
Tatanga
Cackletta
Fawful
Goombas
Koopas
Lakitu
Goombella
Count Bleck
Dimentio
Olivia
King Olly
Cappy
Piantas
Kamek
Foreman Spike
Starlow
Broque Monsieur
King Boo
The Legend of Zelda
Link
Zelda
Ganondorf
Tingle
Midna
Zant
The Skull Kid
Navi
Prince Sidon
Mipha
Daruk
Yunobo
Teba
Revali
Riju
Urbosa
Purah
Robbie
Master Kohga
King Daphnes
King Rhoam
Linebeck
Anjean
Byrne
Chancelor Cole
Agahnim
The Happy Mask Salesman
Marin
Talon
Ingo
Lord Girahim
Fi
Metroid
Samus
Ridley
Kraid
Phantoon
Raven Beak
Metroids
Mother Brain
Space Pirates
Dark Samus
U-Mos
Rundas
Ghor
Gandrayda
Adam Malkovich
Sylux
Kanden
Trace
Noxus
Spire
Weavel
Fire Emblem
Marth
Roy
Ike
Lucina
Chrom
Lyn
Ryoma
Xander
Takumi
Camilla
King Garrin
Robin
Corrin
Tiki
Medeus
Gharnef
Alm
Celica
Ashnard
Black Night
Dmitri
Claude
Edelgard
Byleth
F-Zero
Captain Falcon
Samurai Goro
Dr Stewart
Pico
Blood Falcon
Black Shadow
Mr. EAD
The Skull
Jody Summer
Earthbound/MOTHER
Ninten
Ana
Lloyd
Teddy
EVE
Gyig
Ness
Paula
Jeff
Poo
Porky
Buzz Buzz
Mr. Saturn
Starman
Flying Man
Dungeon Man
Master Belch
Lucas
Claus
Kumatora
Duster
Boney
Flint
Kid Icarus
Pit
Palutena
Medusa
Eggplant Wizard
The Reaper
Hades
Viridi
Phosphora
Magnus
Dark Pit
Phosphora
Dyntos
Wario Land/WarioWare
Captain Syrup
Rudy the Clown
The Shake King
Queen Meralda
Spritelings
The Black Jewel
Princess Shokora
Mona
Jimmy T
Ashley
Dribble
Spitz
9-Volt
5-Volt
18-Volt
Lulu
Pyoro
Orbulon
Kat
Ana
Young Cricket
Master Mantis
Dr Crygor
Pikmin
Olimar
Louie
The President
Alph
Brittany
Charlie
Shepard
Russ
Dingo
Bernard
Collin
Oatchi
Moss
The Ancient Sirehound
Various Pikmin
Bulborb
Emperor Bulblax
Animal Crossing
Tom Nook
Mr Resetti
Copper
Booker
Tortimer
Kappn
Isabelle
Digby
Pelly
Phyllis
Tommy and Timmy Nook
Crazy Redd
Gracie
Franklin
Dr Shrunk
Blanca
Gulliver
Leif
Mabel
Sable
Labelle
Jingle
Zipper T
Lyle
Lottie
Wardell
Blathers
Celeste
Brewster
Reese
Cyrus
Jack
K.K. Slider
Harriet
Harvey
Wilbur
Orville
Pascal
Joan
Porter
Daisy Mae
Lloid
Resetti
Don Resetti
Rover
Splatoon
Inklings
Capn Cuttlefish
Dj Octavio
Octarians
Callie and Marie
Sheldon
Marina
Pearl
Shiver
Frye
Big Man
Mr. Grizz
Salmonids
Commander Tartar
Crusty Sean
Annie and Moe
Spyke
Murch
Judd
Lil Judd
Aunt Flow and Craymond
Jelonzo
Jelfonzo
Bisk
Mr Coco
Harmony
Gnarly Eddie
Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong
Diddy Kong
Dixie Kong
Cranky Kong
Funky Kong
Candy Kong
Kiddie Kong
Swanky Kong
Rambi
Squawks
King K Rool
Kritters
Tikis
Tiki Tong
Snowmads
Lord Fredrick
Party Monkeys
Dread Kong
Ninja Kong
Karate Kong
Sumo Kong
Cactus King
Donkey Kong Jr
ARMS
Spring Man
Ribbon Girl
Ninjara
Min Min
Master Mummy
Mechanica
Twintelle
Helix
Kid Cobra
Byte & Barq
Max Brass
Lola Pop
Misango
Springtron
Dr Coyle
Biff
Yoshi Series
Yoshi
Poochy
Burt the Bashful
Roger the Potted Ghost
Naval Piranha
Hookbill the Koopa
Raphael the Raven
Baby Mario
Kirby Series
Kirby
King Dedede
Bandana Waddle Dee
Meta Knight
Whispy Woods
Kracko
Mr Shine and Mr Bright
Nightmare
Rick
Kine
Coo
Gooey
Nago
Pitch
ChuChu
Dark Matter
Adeline
Ribbon
Zero
Marx
Dark Mind
Drawcia
Magolor
Landia
Taranza
Queen Sectonia
Susie
President Haltmann
The Three Mage Sisters
Hyness
Elflin
Gorimondo
Clawroline
Sillydillo
Leongar
Punch Out!!
Little Mac
Doc Louis
Glass Joe
King Hippo
Von Kaiser
Soda Popinski
Bald Bull
Don Flamenco
Great Tiger
Piston Hondo
Bear Hugger
Mr. Sandman
Super Macho Man
Xenoblade Chronicles Series
Shulk
Reyn
Fiora
Sharla
Dunban
Riki
Metal Face
Rex
Pyra
Mythra
Morag
Tora
Poppy
Zeke
Malos
Jin
Lora
Amalthus
Noah
Mio
Eunie
Sena
Lanz
Taion
Riku and Manana
Star Fox
Fox
Falco
Peppy Hare
Slippy Toad
General Pepper
Wolf O Donnell
Andross
Leon
Panther
Krystal
Prince Tricky
General Scales
Early Nintendo/NES Era
Mr Game & Watch
Professor Hector
R.O.B
Smick
Dr Mario Viruses
Mach Rider
Ice Climbers
The Condor
The Polar Bear
Topi
Bubbles
ExciteBike Racers
Duck Hunt Dog and Ducks
Wild Gunman Outlaws
Sable Prince
Devil
Tamagon
Eggplant Man
Diskun
Takamaru
Balloon Fighter
Other
Wii Fit Trainers
Ring Fit Trainees
Dragaux
Miis
Dillion and Russ
Rusty Slugger
Ryota from Wave Race
Sebastian Tute from Wii Music
Chibi Robo
The Arcade Bunny from Nintendo Badge Arcade
Nikki from Swapnote
The Flipnote Studio Frog
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giant-goldfish · 10 months
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im gonna watch nimona w my brother bc i would never say no to him but god that movie looks so bland&ugly it drains any will i mightve had to watch it. this is like the new donkey ollie type artstyle to me. but im not saying that to him
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palimpsestdoodles · 1 year
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