Scout and Spydad
anyways father son bonding with very brief EngineerxSpy and Engiedad
pardon my shit grammar
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Like in Expiration Date/the comics Spy will let Scout tag along or help him with much reluctance, But as time goes on he does see the *potential* in him to make him a more refined man.
One day going to sit in the common room to catch up on his French programs. That for some reason the signal doesn't reach his smoking room, he even asked Engineer to somehow fix the transmission, but the best he could do was the common area TV which was better than nothing.
He put on one of his cheaper suits to sit on the musty couch, and hopefully, he prays just to catch up on his dramas without anyone annoying him. Then comes a sweaty scout who was probably outside with Pyro doing something stupid. He comes and sits on the couch realizing it's in French decides to read his comic. Spy just wants him to leave so he can watch his shows. But the kid was being quiet so it was better than nothing.
This became routine, the spy would come to watch his show, and Scout would come in at around the same time, sometimes from his runs, or one of his drives into town with Sniper and Pyro. But like clockwork, he would always be there. Having his comic books or sketch pad tucked under the couch just in case. Spy had gotten used to the company, while he drank his wine and Scout his soda. He just so happens to have a coaster at the ready for the water condensation his sugary beverage.
Scout had also slowly gotten into the shows himself, he knew French and was a bit rusty. But their weekly watchings got him back into it. The two would rant about the direction of the shows, think trashy reality TV, and bachelor-type stuff. How ‘he should have picked her, as they would have worked far better together’. Or ‘this is so rigged, she should have won.’ But they’re saying this all in French so when anyone else tries to come in they just hear the two in what they assume is a yelling match, though far from it.
Engineer decided maybe he should try to get it on Spy’s personal TV, to stop the fighting. So one afternoon as Spy is exiting his smoking room , Engie goes to him and tells him he can get it on his personal TV. But the Spy says he doesn’t want him to go through all that hassle, he's fine with the common room TV. Engineer confused, accepts it and goes back to his workshop, coming into the common room later to see what would make him want to stay. Then it clicked, as much as those two like to pretend to hate each other, they really didn’t. They weren’t best friends but they at least tolerated each other.
Scratch that, they did heavily dislike each other is how engineer would put it. When Spy would come later in the evenings to chat with spy, he’d go on and on about how’ he could civilize that boy’ and ‘if he had the time had be a fine general man’. Or could go down the path of ‘he doesn’t know why he puts up with him for his shows’
Scout complaints paralleled in the afternoons, going to Engie and ranting how he’s ‘always on his case’ and ‘needs to chill’.
But like always, every evening at 4, the two would make there way to the common area tv.
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had a great idea for a new engineer domination line to scout
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ROUND 1: POLL #21
EngieSpy/Napoleon Complex art by wavycat on Youtube
ROUND 1 POLLS [HERE]
PROPAGANDA BELOW
Spy/Dell Conagher [Engineer]:
Boston/Nick:
They were a disaster of a couple but it was great. They first hook up because Nick was repairing Boston's phone and went through the pictures and then jerked off to one of Boston's thirst traps and proceeded to leave his own on the phone, which when Boston saw, decided he might as well fuck him. And thus began the most emotionally complicated friends with benefits arrangement of all time. in a slight genre shift there would have definitely been some murders going on if we're being real
look this gif set of their first hook up haunts me
also these are quite fun
also this one lives rent free in my mind
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All I wanted was some art with the lyrics from this song cause I thought it sounded like engineer was singing it... four hours later Im doing crazy shit with the lighting and now its dramatic asf😭😭
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I drew you as a grape (And Apple Medic, and Mango Sniper, and yes, Lemon Engineer.)
Can I eat the engineer?
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