the thing about fem!dazai is that she would not look like that. she would wear the same exact outfits she wears in canon. she would not wear makeup. she would grow out her hair only because she's too lazy to cut it, and she would rarely actually brush it. (the messy look is part of my charm ;)) her nails would be bitten and picked at, and if she ever were to wear nail polish, it would have been forced on her by either chuuya or yosano. she wouldn't wear heels because she doesn't like pain. she wouldn't even have her ears pierced because she doesn't like pain. chuuya tried to convince her when they were teenagers and she kept coming up with increasingly absurd excuses for why she couldn't get her ears pierced. she wears socks with flats because it's more comfortable even though chuuya ridicules her endlessly because "don't you know how horrendous that looks". (why are you looking at my feet? dazai retorts is it because you can't see any higher than that?) the only times she's ever dressed up were for undercover missions in the port mafia, and she griped about being uncomfortable in her clothes and shoes and makeup the entire time. she doesn't even look at her reflection, so why would she spend hours curating the perfect look? she just throws one of her three outfits on and goes
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Sorry, I was trying to ask your opinion about the person who asked Katydid about if AFO and Yoichi were step brothers instead of biological. Words are hard and my brain went kaput while typing the question out.
ohhh ok that ask! yeah i think its a fun idea and gentry and i spitballed out some fun things, like:
as yoichi was formerly an only child, he can see afo's early red flags and is like 'ah hell no, he thinks im a new toy called 'baby brother'. im like six months younger than him. and im not gonna be his brother for long, and then hopefully mom and i can forget all about this.' and tries to break his parents up
AfO is aware but isn't letting his family split up, he doesn't care who's by blood or law or what, Yoichi is his little brother now. he definitely locked his parents in a room at one point when it was looking like they'd really divorce, and said he'd only let them out once they promised to stay together. Yoichi sees this early vaulting tendency and wants to scream.
Even when the divorce happens, AfO's like "no, you're still my little brother, what does our parents choices have to do with us?" and yoichi is like "my choice dude. my choice to not be your brother" and uhhh well. vaulting upgrade!
Yoichi warns his lovers that he hesitates to get married because if they become AfO's brothers in law, then he will stop at nothing to vault them too, no matter what happens to their relationship with Yoichi after. they'd be stuck as family with him and Yoichi wouldn't wish that on his most hated enemy, let alone Second and Third
Second and Third are like "come on. there's no way, he hates us and wants us dead, its fine." Yoichi is like "no, really, he's done this before." Second and Third are like "youve been married before???" and Yoichi clears up that he means his mother's marriage to his stepfather, which his stepbrother AfO did not acknowledge the end of.
they didn't send an invite to the wedding, which directly led to:
(Second's fine here btw all his injuries are from throwing himself at AfO and AfO figuring he now has a new slightly sturdier and more rambunctious little brother.)
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