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nikkisticki · 6 months

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Golly Jeez that Scott Pilgrim Takes Off sure was fantastic in a lot of ways, although it reminded me about how media literacy is so utterly cooked that people somehow read the comics and couldn't grasp the most basic elements of it.

Then I saw this interview

We sure have gone backwards over the last decade haven't we

#If that wasnt obvious to you then i fear youre as stupid as conservatives who think Blazing Saddles is “Their Movie”#Scott Pilgrim #Scott Pilgrim takes off #takes off my clothes and kisses me

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saturnisscreaming · 1 year

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Y'know the thing people do in movies/shows where there like a monster/creature place and they poke a stick in there to investigate? Then it comes out shorter cause it got all chomped or broken? I want them to stick the stick in there and it comes back longer

I just grew your stick what're you gonna do about it

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fungerisms · 10 months

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O'saa doodle page cuz ive been playing as him and having him on my party a lot and hes just the coolest

#fear and hunger #fear and hunger termina #funger #fear and hunger 2 #fear and hunger o'saa #o'saa #yellow mage #nas'hrah #mastermind #mastermind fear and hunger #samarie #samarie fear and hunger #i hc them to be having a lot of stupid mental talks with eachother that no one else knows abt #they be just looking at eachother in silence while having the mental argument of the century #o'saa is so fucking funny i love this guys #graaa #also edit cuz i know ive been posting a lot lately and i dont really know tumblr's etiquette in regards to posting💔💔 do if someone could #please tell me if its better to organize my doodles in a big post instead of sharing them as i do em #id apreciate it a lot

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ew-selfish-art · 9 months

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DPxDC AU: Tim receives an interesting email from DalvCo explaining why the CEO is not to be trusted- It's an internal email and suddenly Tim is experiencing supernatural phenomena. He knows that the two events are absolutely related, but he's going to let the cutie stumble his way through data points and vague threats anyway.

(Sorry this got long lmao)

Tim is exhausted after a long night of staking out a new drug cartel with Hood (which in itself took a lot of energy from both of them to have the patience for the other- things are good, not great)... so right now he's logging into his WE email on the train to his office because he's incredibly late. And while he scrolls and contemplates the failsafes he has to make sure Tam doesn't murder him outright- he sees an unexpected email from Vladimir Masters.

Tim's curiosity is piqued, he'd thought that Vlad would have gotten the hint after Tim dismissed him at that Christmas gala a few years ago. Most people took Tim's snubbing as a fatality in the Gotham socialite scene- Most knew him to be 'an agreeable young man', and Tim's reputation had paid a small price for making Vlad's failed vibe check known to the room. The tabloids blamed it on the champagne glass he had in his hand- Has he mentioned how much he hates Vicky Vale lately??

Tim has a few stops to go and he's pretty sure that he's going to delete the email, but in sleep deprived inspiration, he decides it might as well entertain him while he waits. The letter isn't at all what he expected.

"Hello Wayne Enterprise's CEO Tim Drake, I'm sending you this letter on behalf of the entire Midwest to advise that you, under no circumstances, come into contact with or speak to the CEO of DalvCo Vlad Masters. He is underhanded and utilizes untraceable tactics to procure deals. We have reason to believe you may be targeted in the next few days and hope that you are able to take steps for your own safety to avoid Vlad Masters at all costs.

Sincerely, 👑"

Tim feels bewildered for a moment and then... Like a cat with a new toy mouse. A game was afoot! He needed to track down these hackers, he needed to be their best fucking friend (find out their secrets & Vlads) and he needed to apprehend Vlad ASAP! Untraceable tactics? Tim scoffs, but the challenge excites him.

Arriving at WE, Tam looks ready to throw a knife his way (he reminds her that Pru does it better) and states that if Vlad Masters tries to make an appointment- accept it but give him the run around. Make an appointment and continue to contest it, change it, delay it until Tim is actually ready for him. The lights start to flicker, both of them notice it.

Everytime Tim gets a second to investigate Vlad in his office, the room's temperature drops. Tim notices it, and having experienced a number of supernatural phenomena, he knows it has to be related.

Tim decides not to beat around the bush. He comes back to the office that night equipped with a Ouija board, candles and a bag of other occult accessories. He quickly finds, upon setting up, that there is now a groaning Teenager in front of him- lambasting his efforts and chastizing him for taking a meeting with Vlad. Did he not get the fuckin memo??

Tim quickly begins to ask his questions, grateful to not have to deal with the party game board, and takes diligent notes.

"Right, so, you're just a concerned citizen ghost who knows what kind of nefarious deeds Vlad gets up to, how?" ---

Danny is losing his shit. Here he is, having done all the ground work to tell this guy not to meet with Vlad and he's already got him on the schedule! Danny took a page from Technus' book and transported himself alongside the short email. He didn't get this guy at all! Tim was like, basically the same age and clearly super fucking smart, why was he acting like this was a fucking birthday gift? Scratch that, the dude has a Ouija Board- it's like a lame ass birthday party in here!

Danny cannot help himself but return to the visible spectrum and give this guy a talking to- Which, the atmosphere of a birthday party still doesn't change, for ancient's sake this guy is taking notes with a megawatt smile! He's smiling! Danny just described Vlad taking down like, three American dynasties and the dude is nodding his head along gleefully.

Then suddenly, Danny realizes that he might be on the chopping block. Tim asks his first question and it's not about Vlad at all.

"Er, yeah. Just a concerned ghost citizen." Danny cringes.

"Right, and that's why you hacked into the Mayor of your town's email... Right Tucker?"

Danny blanches, not because the guy knew about Amity Park, but because apparently Tucker's online persona had been compromised. SHIT.

"Uh, I'm not Tucker." Danny attempts to lie- why was he so bad at lying again?!

"Of course you aren't, he's currently playing doomed, but it would have been smart to take the out I offered you. Do you want to tell me your name or do you want me to throw out another random guess? You should know that I've done my homework."

"...It's Danny."

"Certainly not Danny Fenton? Who is, sorry to say it, heir to DalvCo? The same one who totally doesn't have a school record of absences equivalent to well documented town hauntings?"

"Yep." Danny cringes, and giving up the goat, transforms back into his human self, "But seriously dude, you can't meet with Vlad. He'll just... take it all."

Tim blinks at him a few times, and his cheeks flush. Danny desperately tries to ignore that response as well as his own (he knows his ears are red, sue him).

"Right. Well, how would you like an internship? First order of business would be meeting with me and my PA Tam and helping us play ball." The guy has a feral grin. The grin kind of scares Danny, it definitely annoys him and a small part of him is curiously charmed.

"Dude you're not hearing me-" Danny tries before being cut off.

"Yeah yeah, supernatural bullshit is involved, Got that." Tim waves him off. Okay never mind, not charmed at all, Danny is completely annoyed.

"I swear to all the ancients-" Danny has to stop himself to calm down, "Dude consider yourself fucking haunted. I'm not helping you with a suicide mission to talk to the creep and I will be making your ass miserable for deciding to go down this path."

"Is that a promise?" Tim is basically batting his eyelashes at Danny and Danny is desperately trying to ignore that.

"Bet." And then he goes invisible.

"That's cute, pretending to leave me." Tim smirks and Danny can't help but let out an exasperated groan.

As it turns out, Tim is incredibly difficult to spook and his normal haunting methods are not fucking working. Has this guy just, like, seen every single horror movie?

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Tim knows this is going to be fun, even if it means not going out as Red Robin for a while... Maybe he should get back into his night photography and give the guy a chance to enhance the creepiness of Gotham? Maybe start going to restaurants alone and get the guy to join him at a secluded two person table? Tim has plans on plans on plans.

#dcxdp #dp x dc #dc crossover #dp crossover #danny phantom #tim drake #is it a haunting if the guy being haunted dupes you into dating him?#braindead ship #timxdanny #lmao please take this somewhere. I beg.#tim who has been fear gased too many times and dealt with ras: ur haunting is so fkn cute omg #danny: please take my haunting seriously and reconsider meeting with vlad #vlad: stupid fucking teenagers overbooking their schedule #dc x dp #dpxdc

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defsiarte · 5 months

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I think it’s weird how hostile the art community, on Twitter especially, has become towards children as of late? Like artists that i follow one or two people in common with, I’ll go to their bio and there’ll be something saying “minors fuck off” (or something more violent like kys) and like… dude did the 🔞 emoji not suffice? I completely get not wanting to engage with children (I’m gradually reaching a point where someone follows me and I see they’re 15 or so and get Stressed™️), but that’s still a human person. Grown ass adults will have some weird hatred of kids online for the crime of being children. Something they can’t change.

#the accounts I’m talking about aren’t even always nsfw. these people are just like this #I think it’s weird. like maybe the proshitter crowd is so… obsessed with some mythisized Evil Minor that they fear monger about online #that they forget what it’s like to be a child online… or how to properly engage with them at all.#not saying that adults don’t have the right to exist in adult only spaces bc ngl!!! kids will be stupid sometimes #but like I’m not going to tell them to die about it. just block and move on #honking

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bookshopbentley · 9 months

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i have the angel and demon on my shoulders except it’s aziraphale and crowley and instead of one telling me to do something good and the other telling me to do something bad theyre both telling me to do something gay

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estrellium · 8 months

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This tiktok was so incredibly aster core I had to redraw it

#h.heyyyyy um niche fandom moment #nu carnival #ive been fixating hard on this game fellas its Bad. dont look through the tag for my sake plea #minors PLEASEEE dont look through the tag #anyways my bad for the lazy username i could Not think of somethign funny #morvay and aster kissed after this (real)#asters twink death form fit this more than his original. also i just wanted to draw it #i hate this stupid game its so SILLY #this wont be my last nucani drawing i fear. my bad followers who only followed me for one thing

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4525yaoi · 11 months

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#tumblr hates me click for better quality #i made this stupid au where the 3 games are somehow connected #and now leon has to take care of two little shits #i am cringe but i am free #perspective is hard #i think heather and simon would be very good friends:3 #silent hill #heather mason #cry of fear #simon henriksson #resident evil #leon scott kennedy #re4 #treqaww

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synvelesow · 1 year

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marciliedonato · 2 days

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"I got that dog in me"

The dog in question:

#I'm sorry but the laiog (laios dog) is making me crazyyyyyy I need to pet him fr so fluffy...#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi spoilers #(not really but technically)#laios touden #marcille donato #the droopy eyes 😭😭😩 Im obssessed i fear #wow anna said something #anna's shitposts #This is the only Pic I have rn I'm sowwy #I love big fluffy dogs that look kinda stupid and forget how big they are and just act like sweet babies they're sooooo

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beanghostprincess · 7 months

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luffy asking zoro the "would you still love me if i was a worm?" thing and zoro at first being confused af bc "what kind of question is that?" but instantly saying that yeah, he would love him in any shape or form as long as he is still his captain.

sanji and usopp overhear everything, they're next to them. and sanji thinks it's the dumbest question ever, to which zoro replies with "you only say that because you're so fucking scared of bugs that you couldn't love your boyfriend if he turned into a worm one day, shitty cook". which directly offends him, like, to the damn core, because well- at least he would try, right? to love usopp no matter what! but it's just mosshead who says it, so it doesn't mean anything.

but usopp tells him that it's fine and that he understands if he didn't love him if he was a worm and that fears are often stronger than love and, y'know, it's just a stupid question.

sanji can't have that.

so he goes all the way to show usopp that he would still love him if he was a worm by trying to befriend the bugs he has in his little terrarium in his workshop.

he ends up crying and shaking and usopp has to shower with him and hug him for hours after one of the bugs ended up on his face.

moral of the story: "that question is bullshit and it's impossible to turn somebody into a worm and i fucking hate bugs and they hate me too but i love you a lot" — sanji to usopp, probably

#this is so stupid i'm sorry #but it's kind of cute #i support sanji's fear of bugs i cannot deal with them #one piece #sanji #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso #zolu #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy

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kcrra · 2 months

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[eye twitching] yeah it's fine that i've spent the last year and a half trying to convince people that house of the dragon should not be reduced down to "teams" or medieval euphoria because in reality it's supposed to be a complex, borderline shakespearean, poetic tragedy about the downfall of dragons and their royal line, highlighting how war corrupts and destroys even the strongest of us; representing a critique on monarchy, patriarchy, familial violence and trauma. [eye twitches extra hard] and then hbo just went ahead and released "team green" & "team black" trailers. yeah no it's totally fine im calm about it [eye continues twitching]

#i like that we got more footage that way but damn. truly the LOWEST hanging fruit and fuels how absolutely stupid people are gonna be #house of the dragon #hotd #rhaenyra targaryen #alicent hightower #i can see the 'teams' in people's bios now. nothing will save us from the narrative reduction i fear #what absolute stupidity #can you tell my excitement is fading as i clock back into reality damnnn

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tennant-davids · 6 months

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anyway an ending where everyone is mostly happy and gets what they want except loki and mobius who are visibly utterly miserable without each other??? lmao here's how lokius can still win!

#if i dont make stupid jokes i fear i'll cry all night lmfaoooo #anyway this is lokius proof if i ever saw it #am i being serious am i making bad jokes again WHO KNOWS its 3am sshh #lokius #loki spoilers #loki #.txt

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trufln · 28 days

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