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#for five minutes it was mine!
rosepompadour · 9 months
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She was on her way out — white satin dancing pumps and quantities of perfume announced gala intentions.
Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1958)
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gordonsicedcoffee · 6 months
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(potato qualityᵀᴹ) behind-the-scenes footage of leigh whannell
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corpsesoldier · 2 years
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good morning to birthday girls, librarians with separation anxiety, dads who are MILFs, assorted traumatized school children, the hottest member of the militia and her comatose gf, sisters who act like ex-boyfriends, vengeful planetoids, guys who ended the world, the saddest girl in the universe, and of course, good morning to Barbie!
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neuvifuri · 7 months
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crazier than ever about neuvifuri btw
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crimeboys · 5 months
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i was thinking about that story of the two ladies who were into each other except one was refusing to admit it and sent one a long, thought out letter that amounted to “im so sorry, i think about you all the time and i want to kiss you and i want to be with you, but i’m not a lesbian so i can’t” and the other just sent back “okay dyke” and i just started losing my fucking mind bc that’s like. such a fucking ctnt thing. wilbur sends a very long, thought-out letter like “everything i do is to get a reaction out of you and i think about you all the time and we even made out that one time but unfortunately we cannot be anything more than psychocompetitive rivals because i am not gay” and quackity just responds “okay fag”
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np-c · 7 months
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you know this prompt, "Character A loses his memory but he finds a person he can instinctively trust, except it's completely wrong and it's actually his archnemesis"?
imagine soukoku, where one of them loses his memory and this is how it looks from outsider's pov
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thatonekimgirl · 8 months
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Belly & Conrad talking for hours from their respective laundry rooms | TSITP 2x01
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ltcdrmcgarrett · 10 months
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Steve being very concerned that he wasn't putting his shirt on backwards is important to me.
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anothersuperstition · 2 years
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16 years of The Black Parade
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leolingo · 10 months
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pac: dude, i'm really no good at enigmas. really. i'm terrible at enigmas. the only enigmas i've ever-- WHERE'S CELLBIT?!?!
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I find Star Trek just “he’s an alien”-ing their way out of characters receiving fatal/life changing injuries so fucking funny like Spock went blind? No he didn’t he’s a Vulcan. Worf literally just died? No he didn’t he’s a Klingon. How silly of you to think that there would be consequences.
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hella1975 · 5 months
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in secondary school my form room teacher was a really strict, by-the-book lady who took herself very seriously and generally had an odd, hard to crack sense of humour, but it was a known thing that she was married to one of the maths teachers, who was the loudest, most emotional guy in the entire world, and it was so funny bc everyone in the school was baffled that they were married but my form room, in having her as our form teacher for five years, got like. VIP extra rare insight into their marriage to the point people would beg for anyone in my class to trade gossip about it like looking back it's hysterical how invested we all were in this couple and one thing we'd always tell people was when the maths teacher would just. show up at our classroom. because basically for people who don't understand form room, it's the class you go to every morning - the same one, the same teacher, the same people - for five years to do registration, and the maths teacher didn't have a form room so sometimes when he was bored before first period he'd just. show up to ours. and every single time without fail my form teacher would rip his head off for it bc it was 'unprofessional' and he was 'bugging her' and he'd wander off again with his tail between his legs but without fail would do it again another day. like he would just show up at her classroom whenever he was free and she'd be like 'well IM not free. get out' and we'd all be there like this is fucking golden i can't wait to tell literally everyone. one time he beat her to class and started doing the register for her and making up new names/butchering our actual names as he went and when she came in i actually thought she might throw a chair at him.
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Dangerously close to plotting a real Skyrim/Lord of the Rings crossover for after Keeping Count because my secret desire for Leara/Glorfindel has reared its head again
Shhh Don't question it.
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quiverwingquack · 2 years
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crimeboys · 4 months
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my coworker just told us that he used to wear a ring on the marriage finger bc he thought women would want him more if they thought he was married
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kyouka-supremacy · 6 months
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Still thinking about that exchange I once found in the comments under a chuuaku fanart on Pinterest that went like this:
[Picture of Akutagawa and Chuuya kissing]
Comment A: What has humanity come to
Reply to comment A: Perfection
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