#fuck the horse he rode in on

[skully-bones]

it aint even october yet and im already kinda wanting to rewatch a season or two of american horror story

#i rewatched hotel last year #kinda thinking either freak show or roanoke this year #roanoke is kind of in the same boat as hotel #where when they were originally airing #i was just /pissed/ bc they weren't as good as the earlier seasons #and after rewatching hotel i came away liking it way more than i did back when it aired #mainly bc i still think the premise is strong as hell even if the execution wasnt all that great #so maybe roanoke will be the same #and freak show is up there too bc even tho i remember liking it when it originally aired #i remember virtually nothing about it asfhhdghdskfd #edit: it should be mentioned that i kind of loathe murder house now #for one i'm just so sick of it always coming back in one way or another #but also #tate langdon. just as a whole. #fuck him #fuck the horse he rode in on #and fuck the writers for portraying him as an uwu misunderstood baby who's actually a good person

[my-shields-are-down]

Unpopular opinion: Given the way Eric talks about Bradford’s road to self-love and acceptance running into Season 7, I think Chenford is dead in the water.

I don’t think they are ever reconciling or getting back together.

Not next episode.

Not by the finale.

Not ever.

I waited 5-1/2 years for them to get together and I don’t have it in me to wait (again) for a reconciliation.

P.S. I am glad Tim will be getting the mental health support he needs. I hope they do that story justice.

#heartbroken that our captain pushed for this storyline #chenford #the rookie #lucy chen #tim bradford #tim x lucy #this is most definitely not awesome #that’s 5.5 years of my life I’ll never get back #fuck alexi hawkey and the horse he rode in on #next step in their relationship my ass

[marswasnothere]

Stories of Bojan riding horses and now I’m waiting on the story of him complaining how much his thighs hurt (with pictures ofc)

#bojan cvjetićanin #joker out #thighsthighsthighsthighsthighs #rode a horse yesterday for not that long and my legs are fucked #so I can’t imagine how he’s holding up

[that-thing-in-the-closet]

Pretty pictures from the first 3 weeks of Arthurs early retirement <3

#aster flowers #honestly im living out my own fix it au #strauss was forcing arthur to go collect the downes debt #arthur didnt want to but dutch got involved and made him do it #so when downes coughed on him he thought fuck this #dutch doesnt give a shit abt me anymore #and up and left immediately after #rode up to emerald ranch to sell valuables for quick cash #then into the mountains #found the loft abt 3 days into his hike #and now him and apollo live there and break horses for the van horn stables #and sells pelts to the trapper near thr grizzlies #so far no ones even come looking for him so hes got it good #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #arthurs fool proof retirement plan #rdr2 fix it #fix it au

[dont-call-me-william]

#stranger things #billy hargrove #billy hargrove rp #fuck neil and the horse he rode in on

[pr]

just humilated myself on a horse in front of an arena of people 🫠

#this feels like the nom horse equivalent to being a guest onstage and doing it right but your pants are on backwards the whole time #and you keep tripping on them #idk i said i knew how to ride a horse and i swear to fucking god i do but i also clearly dont bc this horse would NOT listen!!! #the guy putting me on the horse said 'yeah the lady who rode him last year wasnt firm enough with him so he just kind of #wandered around the arena and did his own thing #' and that exact thing didnt happen to me but like were we both just terrible riders #or are yall putting beginner riders on a horse that needs an advanced rider??? #idfk but i feel stupid and i was so excited about this and i made a fool of myself #also i sort of fucked up professionally because i even went to do this at all so i just feel like shit #op

[waterbrand101]

I don't think we talk enough shit about the worst character in botw. The worst person in the entire game...Zyle the guy who's standed and asks you to get him a horse and than he sells it as soon as he gets to the outskirt stable.

#i put so much effort into getting him a horse and on the way back i was like no worries sweet horse youre going to someone who'll love you #they rode away and i was so happy thinking id see them every now and then on the road now like the spinches #get the stable and this fucker tells me he sold the fucking horse for MONEY. if i could kill just 1 npc in the game itd be him #botw #breath of the wild

[sea-dukes-assistant]

On the brighter side, MCPON Russel “Lower Your Standards” Smith is being relieved of duty live on Facepage and I am cackling.

No, Karen, I’d have been posting about this anyway, so save your tantrum for another time.

#excuse me while I Sailor #VINDICATION #fuck him and the horse he rode in on #I hope he gets kinfehanded to hell on his way out

[skatesfullofsunshine]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Merlin (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Merlin/Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Gwen/Morgana (Merlin) Characters: Balinor (Merlin), Merlin (Merlin), Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Hunith (Merlin), Gwen (Merlin), Morgana (Merlin), Kilgharrah (Merlin), Gwaine (Merlin) Additional Tags: Balinor Lives (Merlin), Trans Male Character, Trans Merlin (Merlin), Implied Mpreg, Post Mpreg, Protective Hunith (Merlin), Awesome Hunith (Merlin), Minor Gwen/Morgana (Merlin), Awesome Gwen (Merlin), Gwen Knows About Merlin's Magic (Merlin), Morgana Knows about Merlin's Magic (Merlin), Good Morgana (Merlin), Family Issues, Family Dynamics, Parent Arthur Pendragon (Merlin), Parent Merlin (Merlin), Parent-Child Relationship, Grandmother Hunith, Arthur Knows About Merlin's Magic (Merlin), Arthur Knows About Morgana's Magic (Merlin), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era Series: Part 3 of For Always 'Verse Summary:

Balinor has heard of the changes in Camelot following Uther's death months before, and after a certain meddling dragon appears at his side of his own free will one evening, the Dragon Lord decides to make a journey to visit Merlin, once again.

#Balinor Lives #Fuck Uther Pendragon #And the high horse he rode in on #Merthur #Merlin X Arthur #Parent Merthur #Balinor & Hunith #Merlin & Balinor #Morgana X Gwen #Morgwen

[itstheelvenjedi]

TW: abuse, assault mention, very much a vent. You do not have to read it and I don't have the time or spoons to coddle your stupid ass if you ignore this and read it and get your panties in a knot so just fuck off if you're sensitive to these themes I cannot (read WILL not) deal with you and I'm sick of compromising my own mental health for the comfort of a bunch of morons on the Internet who apparently can't fucking READ a trigger warning. Grow up.

Feelings I didn't realise I DIDN'T miss till I was stuck living with them again: being constantly on eggshells because if I breathe too loudly/in a certain way it will be taken as disrespect even if I was just inhaling air.

No privacy. Ever. What is privacy. Do these people know how to knock

Being two degrees of separation from a serious mental breakdown from the collective fuckery of my shitty situations all crashing down on my shoulders and still having to tiptoe around him and be HIS safety blanket because "uwu I can't deal with this shit rn why are you so difficult uwu"

Important context: THEIR cat got sick, THEY lost his insurance documentation which meant they couldn't claim for it till after the fact so ME had to pay 200 bucks so the family cat didn't die of a preventable infection because THEY couldn't adequately take care of a single celled amoeba without killing it nevermind an actual living, breathing, other being. HE was too pussy to medicate his own fucking cat so ME had to get bitten and scratched giving him meds 2x a day for a week and deal with kitty tantrums because he had to be on 24/7 obs for 1.5 of those days (not the cat's fault, obviously. But yes abso-fucking-lutely my parents' faults for ignoring my warnings about letting him 1) Freeroam whenever/wherever because they're too lazy to clean and maintain a litter box so "he won't pee in there he only goes OUTSIDE D'':" AND 2) letting him eat shit he kills in the street because "he's got an immune system, he'll be fine" BRUH YOUR CAT ALMOST DIED. HE WAS NOT FINE

Also incase anyone was wondering how my month is going: though I could finally gtfo at the end of the month, went to take some stuff back ahead of time only to discover that a damp problem in my bathroom which the social housing authorities kept ignoring despite my complaints has spread mold through my ENTIRE APARTMENT and ruined ALL OF MY FURNITURE. YEAH, EVERY LAST PIECE OF FURNITURE I OWN.

Which HE then had a meltdown over because you know, it's not like HIS furniture got trashed and HE has to keep sleeping on a couch less than a foot away from a woman who emotionally, physically, psychologically AND financially abused him since childhood because he had NOWEHERE ELSE TO GO and who now has to stay there INDEFINITELY until social housing gets their head out of their ass and decides to address my request/complaint (it took them 3 years, and then 18 months (and counting) to evict tenants that physically assaulted me BTW for reference) /s

I am screaming. Perpetually. I hate it here fr I want out let me OUT aaaaaaaa

At this point if I survive till the end of the year I may believe in miracles because it genuinely doesn't seem possible at this point

#elven screams into the void #tw: abusive relationship mention #i will scream it to the sky till the day i die #elven rants in the tags #delete later #prolly #theyre already talking about what THEY need that money for instead of remembering they fucking need to pay it back to ME cause i spent #MY money on THEIR cat btw in case anyone was wondering just how much of a fckn garbage fire my parents are :') #and also i still have to pay to get my apartment fumigated for mold + al #new furniture. which they ''havent got money to help me with'' ofc #while im down a significant chunk of my savings looking after THEIR pet bc he doesnt deserve to suffer because theyre pos #hello yes this is a mental breakdown #because this is 100% genuinely the only place i can have one without being made to feel selfish so fckn let #me have this ok. you dont even have to read it infact im not expecting anyone to #i just need to Scream and i am in a position where i simply Cannot Ever and i forgot how shitty it is honestly #fuck this shit and the horse it rode in on

[sanitymakesposts]

“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” Okay it’s fine to hate me or whatever but you do understand the horse is not a part of this right. Like he’s only here because I got on his back and steered him here. I treat him exceptionally well but if he saw anything slightly strange he would run into the woods and forget about me forever. Take it back.

[voulezloux]

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#anyway i’m going to bed now but #my ex is so fucking lucky i realized all this shit about our relationship #AFTER i had sent him the ticket i bought for us to see niall this year #bc lmao #had i realized this prior to it #his ass would not have gotten that ticket #again he can go fuck himself and the horse he rode in on #he’ll be lucky at this point if i don’t permanently remove him from my social media and block his number #at this point i won’t do any of those things #but i can’t speak for future me!

[candiedcatnip]

#Having known someone who got super popular and widespread for dogshit takes is an eternal form of punishment I s2g #Every time I see that man's name I get such a spike of anxiety and rage. #But I don't want to say anything or vent about it because the very last thing I fucking want is to either get #dogpiled by fans or for them to find it and decide I'm starting shit #but the Thoughts and Emotions want to get out so bad #so I just gotta sit here pent up and angry #Fr fuck that guy and the horse he rode in on

[rabbithub]

To add to the angst of 'vex' form!Doppio existing, I gained the nice little headcanon of him becoming somewhat more caustic and vitriolic in tone; he does get upset from time to time normal, but once he's in that state, he's nothing but rage and pent up venom.

#jjba #doppio #jjba doppio #Minecraft!AU #crossover!au #granted he doesn't turn 'evil' but it's more of 'fuck you fuck the horse you rode in on just fuck everything' #also he's not really 'uwu scaredy soft baby' and can be a bit of a little shit as a allay but in 'vex' form?

[pinkpeachie-milk]

if you willingly hang out with a bad person while knowing they are a bad person, you're just as bad

if you willingly hang out with someone who is homophobic/transphobic/racist/ableist/misogynistic you are homophobic/transphobic/racist/ableist/misogynistic by proxy

if you hang out with a person who is homophobic/transphobic/racist/ableist/misogynistic and call the people they marginalize friends, you are one of the worst kinds of people

#this is about a 'friend' who invited an openly racist/homophobic/transphobic/misogynistic person out #and when questioned about why he looked me and another friend in the face and said #'because i don't care' #fuck you and the horse you rode in on #cute aesthetic #coquette #doellette #dollette #mine #coquette aesthetic #pinkette #fawnette #vanilette #homophobia #transphobia #queerphobia #racism #sexism #misoginy #misogyni #feminist #feminism #libfem #anti terf #anti nazi

[luvyeni]

𐙚 : SOMEONE WALKING IN ON YOU W/ STRAYKIDS (reaction) ֶָ֢ !

content warning. oral ( m. and f. receiving ), unprotected sex, shower sex, degrading ( seungmin )

request: can you do someone walking in with skz plsssss?

authors note. i hope you like it 💌 !!!

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

𐙚 : BANGCHAN ֶָ֢ !

a little annoyed but doesn't show it so the member doesn't feel bad — and he should've known to lock the door anyway. "ch-channie." you whined as his hands made his into your shorts. "need you." he toyed with your clit, your juices coating his hand as he pumps his fingers in and out of you. "fuck princess you're so wet." he whispered against your temple. "gonna let daddy stretch you out." his cock twitched against his pants, begging to be freed. "want you to cum on my cock." he climbed on top of your body, ready to pull his cock out from his shorts, thinking the door was already locked cause he always locked it — god apparently wasn't on his side; because the door came swinging open, he quickly covered your naked body. "hyung— sung get out please." he said as calm as he could despite being embarrassed and upset that he walked in. jisung caught on what was happening; ran out muttering a sorry, shutting the door. he turned to you, dry laughing, the mood ruined.

"i swear i locked the door."

𐙚 : LEE KNOW ֶָ֢ !

it's not his problem — they should've knocked on his door; they knew you both were in there, what else would you be doing. "sh-shit , take it all the way." he groaned, back against his headboard; pushing your head down on his cock, watching you struggle to take his cock. "such a good slut." you felt his cock hit the back of your throat making you gag. "fuck im gonna cum down your throat." he threw his head back , his stomach tightening feeling himself about to cum. "shit im cumming." he grunted, you felt his cum fill your mouth just as you heard the door open, shutting immediately. "lock the damn door next time." you heard seungmin's voice, you pulled away embarrassed. "swallow it." you still obeyed, your face heated. "he saw us." your voice was horse, your boyfriend shrugged. "the door was closed, he should've knocked on it." he was so unfazed about it, pulling you in his lap , his cock still hard. "wait; lock the door." he ignored you, pulling your panties to the side.

"why? they know what's going on now — if they come in now it's cause they want to see how much of a slut you are for my cock "

𐙚 : CHANGBIN ֶָ֢ !

could've sworn he locked the door; will swear to god he locked the door — not even embarrassed, just annoyed that he was interrupted. "fu-fuck baby if you keep bouncing on my cock like that im gonna cum." he moaned , you boobs hipnotizing him, making him bring his hand to your boob, squeezing. "binnie." you moaned as you rode his cock. "so-so big." he slapped your ass. "keep moving baby -fuck- don't stop , im gonna cum." he whimpered. han just wanted his headphones he let changbin borrow that's it , he should've knocked but he just opened the door , changbin quickly covering your body. "yah!" he shouted, jisung was completely unaware until he saw a pillow being hurled at him. "get out." he shut the door , muttering a 'i just wanted my headphones' changbin turned to you , obviously annoyed. "this dorm is just too crowded." you pouted.

"you're right, next we're going to your house next time."

𐙚 : HYUNJIN ֶָ֢ !

hyunjin would never have sex in the dorm , he's not stupid; but if you needed him, he wasn't gonna deny you the pleasure, at least with his mouth. "fu-fuck hyune." you moaned as he lapped at your sopping cunt, you could see his head moving under the blanket. "feels so fucking good." you whimpered , grabbing his hair, pulling at it when he wrapped his plump lips around you clit, sucking on it. "shit!" you gasped. "shit im gonna cum." he hummed around your clit. "fuck!" chan thought someone was hurt , completely unaware walking straight into the room. "is someone hurt— fu-fuck, im so sorry." he closed the door. hyunjin pulled away, from your heat, both of you confused , embarrassed and in shock. "what happened?" hyunjin came up from the blanket. "i can never look him in the eyes again." you said. "why didn't you lock the door?" you whined, he dry laughed , the scene being so funny. "i thought i did."

"i told you this is why we don't have sex in the dorm , listen to me next time , baby."

𐙚 : HAN ֶָ֢ !

in EVERYONE'S defense; you two were in the living of the dorm and everyone was out — jisung being the horny boy he was couldn't control himself enough to walk to his room, climbing on top of your body , grinding his clothed cock against your clothed cunt. "fu-fuck i need you so bad." he groaned into your ear, his hand coming up to squeeze your boob; he juts his hips into your desperately trying to reach his high. "fuck im gonna -shit- im gonna fucking cum." he breathed his movements becoming more uncoordinated. "shit." he whimpered; not hearing the door open, hyunjin walking through the door, horrified at the scene he just walked in. "you have a room!" he shouted, scaring both of you , you quickly pulled away, both of you completely disheveled. "you weren't supposed to be here." jisung stressed. "and uncover your eyes , it just makes it awkward." the raven haired boy took his hands from his eyes. "you have a room 3 feet away , use it." he scrunched his nose up in disgust, walking into his room; jisung nuzzled his face into your neck, mumbling

"next time i'll listen and we'll go into my room "

𐙚 : FELIX ֶָ֢ !

another one who kinds of blames it on himself; he should've double checked if the door was locked; more concerned if they saw you and if you're okay. "li-lixie." you let out a breathy moan as he slowly rocked into you. "fu-fuck princess you felt so good." he grunted. "your cunt feels so nice -shit- squeezing my cock like that." your nails raked down his back, he hissed. "lix -fuck- you feels so good, m'gonna cum." you whined , he picked up his movements, wanting to cum with you. "fu-fuck , let's cum together." he moaned, bringing his thumb to your clit, rubbing figure eights on your bud trying to bring you over the edge; to bad the door open , making felix halt all his movements , shielding your bodies with a cover as jeongin obviously walked in. "hyung we're — oh my god." the poor boy finally noticed, turning hitting the wall as he apologized profusely , running out. he sighed , cursing under his breath. "im sorry princess, i thought i locked the door, you okay? it must've scared you." he said, you whined due to your orgasm being taken away from you. "fuck princess let me lock the door this time."

"i don't want anyone interrupting us this time."

𐙚 : SEUNGMIN ֶָ֢ !

another one who doesn't care; the doors close if you walk in without knocking you're basically asking to see it. "fuck!" he covered your mouth as he plowed into you , your ass bounced against his hips. "sh-shut the fuck up." his grunted into your ear. "you want them to know how much of a whore you are." you bit the inside of your cheek , forcing all your moans down. "i bet you'd like that though." he slapped your ass. "a desperate whore -fuck- ready to be filled at any time, even when we aren't alone." you moaned, clenching around him. "fuck im gonna cum inside you." he gripped your hips , fucking deeper into. "gonna fill you to the brim." now it would've been felix fault; he really should've heard you both — but unfortunately for felix his headphones really did prove to be soundproof and he soon found out as he opened the door. "sh-shit im sorry, why didn't you lock the door?!" he exclaimed, quickly shutting the door. "minnie -fuck!" he did not care,he kept going, trying to reach his high.

"im not stopping until i feel you cumming around my cock."

𐙚 : JEONGIN ֶָ֢ !

oh he is horrified, now he has to go into hiding cause he can't bare to be preserved by his hyung after being caught in such a compromising position. " -shit-." you moaned out as he rutted his cock along your folds, the waters cascading down his back. it was early morning and everyone was sleep so he thought he was safe to take a shower with you, angling his hips so that his cock was pressing against your hole — holding you up as he slipped inside you. "sh-shit you're so tight." he groaned. "feels so good." your clutched on to his shoulders for stability moaning, thinking the water would block out the noise. "fuck innie , feels so good." — fortunately the water did block out the moans; unfortunately that didn't stop lee know from having to empty his bladder. "fuck baby im gonna — shit." you heard the door slam shut, both you and jeongins head snapping towards the door. "it's 3 in the morning." you heard him shout. "hurry up i have to pee." jeongin pulled out of you , shock still on his face. "you okay?" you asked. "why would he just walk in?" that answered you question.

"i swear the next time we wanna fuck , we're going to yours , i don't care what time it is."

©️LUVYENI

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