#fuck u jon

[outofcontextgarf]

#garfield #jon arbuckle #fuck u jon #out of context garf

[numberoneavalonfan]

I FEEL BAD FOR MAGNUS

#like. #he didnt know what would happen #pls these quests were so sad #magnus my little meow meow #fuck u jon #ssoblr #sso #star stable #star stable online #star stable spoilers #sso spoilers

[jjkyaoi]

i love hot jon but specifically the part where he’s not appealing to anyone and yet he’s appealing to. everyone . like season one is the most put together he looks and even that’s a stretch because she’s prematurely graying and wears little grandma glasses and big sweaters that make him look stick skinny (he is). and then season two hits him like a bullet train and he s so stressed out of his mind that he doesn’t even comb his hair . veins popping in his eyes wearing the same cardigan that he wore three days ago because he’s been sleeping in his office carrying a tape recorder everywhere and he has this odd little creature magnetism about her. her brown eyes turn green in season three and nobody knows what to say to him about that. he grows out his hair to mad scientist unbrushed length most of her shirts have been stained three times over LIKE THIS IS NOT AN APPEALING LOOK. but by god is he wanted by the masses

#melanie: i thought jonathan sims was a gorgeous butch woman but turns out he’s that stupid TWINK from the magnus institute !! #martin was fighting for his life trying to defend his weird professor kink when it came to jon in the earlier seasons #s2 tim: well. turns out he wasn’t as put together as u thought he was. he’s actually pretty fucking insane. like the craziest person #s2 martin: he has this aura about him #s2 tim: the aura of an unhealthy work environment ?? PLEASE do not start this shit again . #tma #the magnus archives #jonmartin #jmart #jonathan sims #the archivist #jontim #this is mostly me just trying to avoid tmagp spoilers LAWL

[hypnogogyc]

A Post-Mortem report for reality.

#tma #my art #the magnus archives #oliver banks #tma fanart #tma art #the magnus archives art #ty corn for helping me kick this around #hey jon just gonna mind beam u exactly how fucked things r #but in a coroner report format #art

[alaynestcnes]

Jon Snow and Sansa Stark in Art

Prince Ivan on the Grey Wolf / Viktor Vasnetsov A Foster Mother / Charles Sillem Lidderdale Portrait of a Young Woman (detail) / Pierre-Auguste Cot King Arthur (detail) / Charles Ernest Butler Portrait of a Young Girl / Konstantin Yegorovich Makovsky Dante and Beatrice in the Garden / Cesare Saccaggi

#jonsa #i have a billion things to do for uni atm so u knowwww i'm fucking around with my jonsa bullshit #my brain literally gets obsessed with making random shit whenever i have actual work to do that will impact my life #the art for jon being a girl bc he’s too pretty. definitely not bc i found the pic first and then reverse image searched to find the info #and by that time the edit was already done and idgaf #art #sansa stark art #jon snow art

[sentientsky]

lady cassandra o’brien really truly is nikola orsinov’s wildest fucking dream

#she’d point at lady Cassandra like ‘JON WHY CANT U BE MORE LIKE HER. JUST LET ME FUCKING MOISTURIZE U’ #it is midnight. my brain isn’t working. I’m so sorry for putting this on your dashes. i swear I’ll be normal by morning #if u want to blame someone for these terrible words I’ve made u read pls blame @actual-changeling for persuading me to watch this show #(/j. i love the show aksjakdj) #(be nice to alex) #not good omens #doctor who shitpost #doctor who #shitpost #tma shitpost #tma #the magnus archives #nikola orsinov #doctor who series 9 #christopher eccleston #billie piper #rose Tyler #the ninth doctor

[awacatin]

every now and then we must remember Jon would rip statements out of ppl, thats like sooooooo👌it's an important fact for us, dark Jon enjoyers. He should've fed more. He should've gotten a bit insane. Have fun. Fun times w Mr jon. Well deserved thriving. Keep beloved Mr sims healthy as a horse. Eating his veggies. A treat. Dessert forever for jon. Who cares if ppl relived their trauma, my boy was hungry. Poor guy was in a coma, he deserves a snack. Plenty snacks. As many as the chikibeibi desires. Enrichment for his environment. Keep him strong. Helen traps ppl in her corridors and puts Jon inside as well, so he can play hide and seek and slurp statements when he finds people. Like a fun little maze for your cute little Archivist. Entertainment, keep him busy.

#ime falhihn aslweep im son tired ktutdgdf kill rme rn #I WOULDVE KILLED FOR MORE TAPES W JON TAKING STATEMENTS OUTTA PPL SCREAMS #i miss him so bad....jon #nadie como el jon. literal. nadie se compara. #nadien ajdjaj #tma #txt #toy viendo doble lmaoo #dark jon i miss u #i miss u monster jon. but not like soft uwu wholesome monster jon but #actual fucked up monster jon. gettin all happy and not givig. a shit. thriving #AAAAAA HAVE I. HAVE I DRAWN FUCKED UP MONSTER JON #i have. i think. but too human like. must....must make monstruous fucked up jon...evil jon.... #iba a decir the archives fucked up pet pero siento q no lo estaria diciendo d una manera normal y cuerda JAJA #thid is all nonsesne i cant focus

[thermodynamic-comedian]

i am a helanie fan until the day i die and i believe helen distortion deserves good things for no particular reason. but i cannot deny how entertaining it would be if they were exes. like imagine you're an abnormally tall being of pure delusion and deception dating a short angry girl but the second she finds inner peace she leaves you. for a podcaster, nonetheless.

and then the apocalypse starts and like sure, you're enjoying all the people you get to torture, but like...you kind of miss her. and then you find out her and her new girl started a cult and they're possibly the happiest couple in this hellscape. i would simply open a door directly into my own grave

#sorry helen. i just love putting my favourite characters into these awful awful situations #imagining jon just kind of awkwardly glancing at helen and being like. erm. u good? #and she's like keep your fucking eyes out of my love life archivist #tma #the magnus archives #helen distortion #helen the distortion #tma spoilers #tma s5 #melanie king #helanie #georgie barker #wtgfs

[atopvisenyashill]

the only thing about satin gay discourse is that the nw guys are calling him slurs because he was a prostitute not because of his actual sexuality. i go back and forth about what i think about it but i’ve settled on it not mattering LOL

i mean yeah definitely but they dislike that he's a prostitute because a) that's a woman's job and b) he took male clients. the conflation of a woman's role and sexuality is really intrinsically linked, like that's part of why homophobia exists, is this idea that a man would be happy and willing to "play the role" of a woman in a romantic or sexual relationship is bad, and that being "the woman" in a relationship is dirty and, ya kno, gay lmao. like, whether or not satin likes men or not, they're calling him slurs because they think he's gay because he had male clients, he took a "woman's" role, he's pretty and educated, and doesn't conform to westeros' idea of masculinity. i do think what a lot of people miss - especially the dudebros on redit lolll - is that homophobia and misogyny really go hand in hand a lot of the time. hatred of queerness is tied to hatred of women and vice versa and i think a lot of the nw really drives home that specific point (see: sam, danny flint, the wildling woman warriors, etc) but trying to get reddit to acknowledge something as simple as "homophobia and misogyny bad" let alone "let's explore the ways in which homophobia and misogyny feed into each other and how these men would rather shoot themselves in their own heads then ever admit someone feminine might not be the devil themself" is an admittedly hopeless crusade.

#asks #valyrianscrolls #satin flowers #i know he doesn't go by flowers but that's how everyone tags him and i don't give a care aldsjf #i hope this doesn't come across mean i agree with u anon they are calling him slurs bc of his job but they dislike his job bc of homoophobi #as well as misogyny. satin doesn't do gender correctly and in an even more heinous way than sam bc at least sam likes women. #but a dude who doesn't realize JON FUCKING CONNINGTON is gay is not gonna pick up on that. they probably agree aljdflkjdsalkjfsdj

[azucarera-art]

I bet baby Jon gave Ned regularly scheduled heart attacks just by doing normal baby things.

Jon: *cuddles a red & black blankie instead of a grey one*

Ned, sweating & suffering from indigestion: oh gods his father's side is showing does anyone suspect anything???

#ned writing on a pad of sticky parchment: keep baby away from open flame #cat is concerned for her hubby's intelligence bcoz fucking DUH u better keep babies away from fire #robb & jon playing the young dragon vs the dragonknight while ned 'supervises' #and by 'supervise' i mean shaking & trying to calm his blood pressure #game of thrones #dem thrones #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #jon snow #ned stark #eddard stark #r plus l equals j #rhaegar targaryen #lyanna stark

[literalfuckingfreak]

also while im on it i dont care how magic a character is not everyone needs to have colored eyes. its like. fine to give people dark brown/ black eyes even if theyre "magical" or some shit.

#like i get it but #idk this is a problem i have with magnus fans mostly #like outside of the fact that i dont like giving poc characters european features for no fucking reason #the whole point of it is that you CANT tell that hes Fucked Up just by looking at him #and mfs are out here like :) actually he has neon green eyes #FREE ME. sorry. #only character i accept as having weird eyss is elias #bc . look at him. or jonah i guess cuz its his eyes but #elias is supposed to have a creepy ass stare. #and anyway point is i feel like you can have that with jon but iirc he doesnt have the same powers as elias?its a different kind of eye shi #OH yeah. u can have that with jon too without needing to make him have colored eyes. idk i dont really care i dont actually interact #with magnus fandom outside of elias shit anymore generally #i think the point i was trying to make earlier was it makes sense for elias to have his creepy grey eyes because he SEES like actually sees #and jons (I AM LIKELY VERY WRONG. I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TMA) jons whole thing is knowing shit. yk. #feel free to correct me if you think im wrong or if i dont understand/ am misremembering canon here

[introspectivememories]

i keep getting supersons content on my feed and like idk how many more times i have to tell tumblr i do not care about aged down jon kent

#like this is genuinely insane #i don't give a shit about supersons jon kent #what the fuck does baby jon kent have going for him that adult jon doesn't??? #'oh but they took away dami's friend!!!!' THEY'RE STILL FRIENDS!!! #AT NO POINT IN TIME DID THEY STOP BEING FRIENDS!!! #DAMIAN FUCKIN INTRODUCED JON TO HIS BOYFRIEND!! #WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!! #just say u miss damijon being shippable and go you annoying fuckers #and what about jon???? nobody ever wants to talk about jon's trauma #it's always 'oh dami lost a friend. oh clois didn't get to see their son grow up' #what about jon who knows his friends and family don't want the current him but the him from 6 years ago #what about jon whose friends and family look through him and not at him #what about jon trapped in a volcano getting tortured by someone wearing his father's face???? #they're allowed to grieve the boy they lost of course but why does it have to come at the expense of his identity? #jon kent #jonathan samuel kent #dc #introspective.txt

[findafight]

Steve, introducing Jonathan: this is my best friend Jonathan 🥰

Jonathan, introducing Steve: this is Steve. I guess I know him.

#stonathan #steve harrington #jonathan byers #stranger things #this is their dynamic #steve is like we are friends we are besties weve been thru so much im so glad we got thru nancy leaving me for u together :)) #and jon been like: steve is a guy i know. idk. hes there. #fucking hilarious #finda's rambles #especially if this is 1985 like. just a damn riot

[petrichor-moss-and-lightning]

omg who wants to make out w/ me??? 🥰😜😘💕💗☺️😍💖💞

*jaw unhinges to reveal the screaming eldritch horror of a hundred thousand serrated, rotating rows of teeth*

#shitpost #something something magnus archives #ceasless watcher turn your gaze upon this wretched thing or whatever bbg Jon sims said #tma #the magnus archives #I’m so fucking tired u guys #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #fear entities #ik some of u monster lovers would be into this

[deithe]

one thing i love is that the one thing that binds rheagar and jon is this cloud of fucking impending doom and misery over them. rhaegar always gets described as this byronic sadman hero, obsessed with prophecy and burdened by it all the same. constantly chasing something and destroying everything around him to prove... something. jon has that same misery and need for purpose, but he goes against that need for prophecy. jon actively hates the idea of prophecy, magic, that he is anything more than a 'man'. but this burden, this sense of melancholy, hangs over both of them. anyways what im saying is that both rhaegar and jon shouldve been put on medival fantasy ssris and maybe we wouldn't be in this mess.

#jon and rhaegar: oh my life is so Much im so melancholy and empty- you have depression. #anyways rhaegar get fucked. i know u have the worlds Worst Fucking Homelife but you should have just Not coerced a 14 yr old #and then doomed your child to a tragic fate #jon snow #asioaf

[malpractisingstr8]

#jon buzzes his hair in the eyepocalypse truther #idk how this interaction would go #i feel like it would be polite for two seconds #and then they'd immediately start trying to claw each other to bits #idk who's starting it #martin is off to the side being a little jealous baby i love him #hes like. glaring at dracula like i swear to fuck u make a SINGLE move #i forgor jons trans badge #tma #the magnus archives #dracula #dracula daily #re: dracula #jonathan sims #oh my god and all jons scars #damn #harri's doods