" 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 , 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧 , " is what he says , wiping at his mouth with the fabric - ed napkin astride his plate , “ i’m gonna start thinking you’re up to something . “
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geezers
geezers
[ red] geezer. called "the president" his hatred of all things younger than himself was so strong that his bones dissolved, seeing this he swapped his hatred for good cheer. his bones are still gone but he no longer minds it.
[ green] geexer. called "old sleepy-naptime" though he puts on a wizened and knowledgeable persona, he is quite ignorant. he has an above average understanding of toasters, and refuses to learn anything else.
[ bluue] geezer. called "hnng grnngl" beware, for he adores the sound of milk pails toppling and will take any chance he gets to do so (toppling the pails (spilling the milk (oh no… the milk D-: )) )
curently they are having a jolly time, reminiscing about the olden days back when their collective teeth-having-amount was still in the double digits
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Reposted from @rayafilmslondon Well, who's this seen with geezer icon, Jed Smith? Our #comedy feature film @bestgeezer is in #postproduction and #ComingSoon #rayafilmslondon #BestGeezerMovie #indiefilm #essex #southend #geezers #geezermovie Photo by @_brendanwalker_ https://www.instagram.com/p/CnDYVTTIrB2/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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I'm sleepy and horny so let me get this out of my system. Apologies if anything is incoherent.
18+ MINORS DNI!!!!
Old Man John Price x Male Reader
Heavily inspired by @//rodolfoparras's old man price work, specifically this one and also by this reblog thing he did with other bloggers
Cw: mirror sex, ftm price, and that's it it isn't anything long
Imagine John Price who's retired old and out of shape who's also in a committed relationship with you, you're far younger than him and still work in the military, coming home to him every chance you get.
Price who starts to get insecure for being old and out of shape, his tummy way over his waist line and pecs not as shaped as they were before.
You keep complimenting him but he keeps shutting it down, saying that you don't have to lie for his sake, or he appreciates it but thinks it's untrue. Straight up rejects it.
Until you show him how much you mean it.
Sitting him on your lap, your cock nestled deep in his hole rubbing his clit as he watches himself in the mirror you propped up in front of the both of you.
Making him bounce on your dick and you move your hand from his clit to hold his waist, your hand would squeeze his tummy from time to time and compliment him on how much it drives you crazy.
Your other hand would have a firm grip on his jaw, making sure that he's looking at himself in the mirror, how pretty he is, how he shouldn't worry about his body cuz you just love him more and more, how lucky you feel to be with him.
And he would keen, groan and whimper and moan at every thrust, every compliment you give him until tears prickle in his eyes. But he would still shake his head at times and it just motivates you to thrust into him harder, kiss all over his neck and back, leave marks of your love to him, sweet words falling from your lips from every kiss.
You only let him cum when he finally nods his head at your words and admit himself that he's still pretty. Cumming with a weak "I'm pretty.." as he goes slack against your chest
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Why does so much fanart of Astarion make him look so smooth and airbrushed and young ... Are we not in agreement that his appeal is that he looks 20 and 40 at the same time?
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Ford: makes fun of Stan for partaking in old man activities
Also Ford: Partakes in the exact same old man activities
If its not clear, in the first one stan is knitting mabel a sweater and in the second one ford is repairing stans beanie :]
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