“Hey- whoa man, you haven’t been this tiny in a minute. Are you alright?”
I am not alright.
I am half an inch tall, hopping from letter to letter on my phone, composing a text draft so dramatic it could be on par with Greek myth.
“I blocked Sam,” I say. My (comparatively) giant friend lights up. “And then I unblocked them. And then blocked them. I went back and forth on that til I was about a foot tall.”
“Dude.”
“Now I’m trying to text them and man, the phrasing, it’s-“
And with that, I’m snatched up by two fingertips taller than me. They’ve always been gentle.
“Okay, you’re staying with me til you’re over your ex, buddy. And til you’re a bit taller.”
(And they’ve always been firm, when they’ve needed to.)
They set me on their shoulder, ignoring all protest as they grab my phone and delete the poem I had been composing. My swears don’t even phase them. I know it’s for the best, but dude, that took me like, an hour of cardio to type.
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true old school tumblrinas remember a majority of the morute girlbloggers were in lesbian relationships with one another
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You can tell him yourself
If it wasn't for Avalon's roomba ""walkcycle"" and Fripp's galaxycore sparkle fursona design, I would have found that one scene were the druids express their disappointment towards the Soulriders' actions ominous
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what people don't get about hualian is that they're literally like. jock and alternative art student. xie lian lives like a frat boy (mattress on the floor and nothing else in his room, no standards for his own well-being, can't cook and ends up eating what could be classified as biohazards) and is really enthusiastic about fighting as a hobby. meanwhile hua cheng rocks up to the function in his cunty little outfits every day of the week, bells on his boots and the red eyeliner slayed, obviously has taste but is soooo in love with his boyfriend who only ever wears cargo shorts and the most fucked up questionable hoodies you've ever seen. hua cheng wants xie lian to have nice things but it's always like. "babe i promise it's no trouble can we please get you a bedframe??" nd xie lian is obviously so enamored with his cool alt boyfriend who wears skirts sometimes and never misses a beat on a bitchy comment that's just the way it is. basically if your hualian concept doesn't have hua cheng as the hot goth gf you just don't get it
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i apologize if this is too forward but it’s so sexy when you speak as though you swallowed a dictionary
the last time i made the transition from texting -> voice-calling with someone on here they shouted something akin to "YOU TALK LIKE THAT IN REAL LIFE???"
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