#god its so funny like

[selenealwayscries]

I was struck by a vision just now and I had to draw it

#mcyt #double life #double life smp #double life spoilers #trafficblr #ethoslab #smallishbeans #smalletho #not tagging as ship cuz this isnt even ship #yes im not shipping them yes im doing this to spite mr joel smallishbeans what about it #god its so funny like #THATS the thing that made etho change his skin from the stomach face . obsessed #im literally laughing my ass off rn no joke #he JUST realized how stupid it looks im gonna cry #catgirl supreme

[ot3]

i recruited dorothea in fe specifically to romance her and then in a sick and unfortunate twist of events dmitri bewitched me; to atone for my sins i will be a lesbian in golden deer and black eagles but i felt i needed to confess

there will be no forgiveness for you anon

#god its so funny like #everyone is SO into dimitri but i dont even understand the appeal on paper #maybe if he were a cute girl.

[mushramoo]

I am losing it

#the realization is so funny #like oh my god #ITS ALSO AWFUL #LIKE AFTON #fnaf #fnaf fandom #fnaf fanart #art #fnaf art #video games #five nights at freddy's #fnaf spoilers #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf movie #fnaf movie art #fnaf meme #william afton #vanessa #fnaf vanessa

[1hellofacookie]

Do... do you like

...the colours of the sky?

please tell me nobody did this yet 💀💀

#i PUT SO MUCH FUCKING EFFORT INTO THIS #please let it be worth it #also god fucking damn it tumblr is pixelating this so fucking much #ANYWAYS #pls look at this its funny #my art #zelda #tears of the kingdom #zelda totk #totk #tloz #do you like the color of the sky #we're not mentioning any proportion or formatting issues here #this took long enough #but hey look at the shading

[heartorbit]

stay warm! 🌟🍬🤖🎈

#stupid idiot forgot his mittens. to the shredder #merry yurimas. #polysho #project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #tsukasa tenma #nene kusanagi #rui kamishiro #proseka #Oh my god im waking uo for the stupid broadcast in like 6 hours im dumb as fuck #WEH. WEH #merry whatever the fuck #AUUUUUU excited to have nothing to do and draw for myself for um 12.. days. Oh my god theres only 12 days til 2nd sem. Oh fuck everything #I NEED TO DRAAAAAAAAW. #guys help i was going to draw song covers i want but i need to sleep cause i have stuff tomorrow but listen #if rks gets a snobbism cover i called it. Ok? ok. #i think it would be funny and just if they dont get another duet again. get the ruinene treatment. CAN WE FREE RNN ACTUALLY ITS CHRISTMAS #what was the other thing. um carnival that song i want it added so bad idk if theres sny songs with its letter count but please. #literally played nijiro stories on repeat while drawing this we need them back #fucking NBOODY TOOOOLD ME ITS EMUKASA WEEK ON STIPID TWITTER IM NOOOOTHING IM NOTHIN #i usually acknowledge that i dont have the moxy to do fanweeks but i really want to be drawing more and faster so i will participate. #emurui week is like march iirc. you wont get away from me this time.

[ominous-horse-noises]

anyway i want to reiterate that i hope the rat grinders are tpk'd, revived and uncorrupted solely bc i want them to have to spend senior year together. 'redeemed' doesnt necessarily mean friendly with the bad kids and honestly? its so much funnier if they continue being bitchy to each other but without the trying to end the world stuff. they've built plenty of positive relationships w/ former villains now it's time for the next stage: uneasy alliance buzzing with the tension of both sides trying to hold back the urge to clown on each other

introducing, fantasy high senior year: the group project

#look me in my eyes. see my vision #kipperlilly and riz working on a case and kipperlilly watching the unhinged construction of one of his conspiracy boards #oisin and adaine casting a spell together trading barbs ab oracles and nepo babies between stacks of books #reuban and fig. well. thank god fig's dropping out bc that dynamic is unsalvageable now. i support her in everything she did but its Over #gorgug repairing maryann's quirky pet tamagochi for her w/ his artificer skills #fabian trying to curse his bardic inspiration to ivy after she makes a snide comment about mazey #buddy and kristen finally having that heart-to-heart kristen's been itching for all season. buddy doesnt convert but they understand better #the only ppl i want on genuinely good terms are buddy and kristen bc it makes sense for them and also bc its so funny #“we hate their pussy. except buddy that's my boy” #the dynamic of liking (1) guy in a friend group you otherwise hate is so primed for comedy. buddy invites her to trgs gc and gets yelled at #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20

[cowboythewizard726]

beautiful orc girl leed helllOOOOO beautiful leed alert oh my GOD she's so cool WOOAHHHH beautiful siilly girl she was really pretty and awesome and so kind i think shes wonderful and there should be a statue made just for her thats really big and in the center of everything and she should get anything she wants ever smile face

#LEED LEED LEED!!!! #thank u for being s pussy chilchuck mouse man so she could yell at you #okay u wermnt being a pussy you just watn your friends to be okay i get it #i think its funny to call you a pussy #and mosue man #im sorry your're divorced i get it #this istn about YOU this is about LEED #LEED ORC LEADER #LEEEDDDD #GOD SHES SO COOL #AND AWESOME AND GREAT #yesterday i played dnd for the first time #and i got bonked in the head with a stone club #and now id like to imagine that was her she did that #wow #shes so cool #and shes really cute too awww awww #wonderful girl everyonme should love her #gonna be honest i wish she had eaten all of them #i support and encourage and endorse and urge women to eat people #leed dungeon meshi #leed delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #dunmeshi spoilers

[anoant]

God of Time

#ant's art #homestuck #hs #dave strider #the idea that the citizens of earth-c worship the kids and trolls like religious figures is very funny to me #like imagine the followers of dave and dirk do freestyle rap before dinner instead of praying that's so fucking funny #lord bless this meal... its the real deal...we're eatin corn on the cob... praise god... #that last one's a slant rhyme

[poisonedapples]

People online: Hey if you don’t give your body a rest then your body will make you rest

Me: Haha maybe yours will but I’m built different

My body: *Makes me rest*

Me:

Me: Fuck

#bird chirps #vent #Kinda??? Its funny so #Anyway I feel like Complete Shit #Which is fantastic because I cant rest for another 3 weeks #Life is a circus and God has decided I’m his favorite clown

[welcometogrouchland]

Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)

#dc comics #dc #batfamily #batman #damian wayne #stephanie brown #tim drake #dick grayson #cassandra cain #duke thomas #anyway. zdarsky run sure is something huh? #its still so funny to me that half of 148 was leaked a few days before like someone has it OUT for that book over at bleeding cool ig #i don't necessarily think this theory will come true I'm just imagining how stupid it would be if it did #I'm not super happy with the dialogue in the cass+duke+dick comic but i felt my og dialogue might've read too fanon #mainly just bc cass' last sentence was originally shorter/just ellipses and duke said smthin like ''wait? villain arc?'' #which you could easily find in wayne family adventures. even tho it would've been appropriate for this situation 😭 #now the dialogue just sounds kind of generic (esp cass') and it's BOTHERING ME AUGHH. this is the comic book fandom panopticon /j #anyway Bruce is in the retirement home in this scenario /j #me n my friends were talking over discord and came up w the cursed scenario that jason is tims robin in this (apart of the 'redemption' arc #-that he's been nail gunned with in this run. god this run is so weird when it comes to jason. like it doesn't outright dislike him- #-like it clearly does damian and (more obviously) cass steph and duke) but the tone of everything w jason is still bizarre #god. anyway yeah i didn't draw him but please picture grown man tank Jason in the robin undies (ala tt 03 but dare i say better) #also the dick being silly sketch was bc the issue i was reading had damian refer to dick as 'jolly' #specifically like ''unreasonably jolly'' or something like that (god i love when ppl find dicks cheerfulness deeply unsettling hehehe) #and i thought it was so funny. bc damian met dick when we has going through his ''bruce is dead'' depression- #-and STILL thought that dick was extremely unserious. he sees happy dick and is like ''what is wrong w you. genuinely'' #but at the same time he loves it #i need to stop reading their batman and robin run so scatteredly (or i can just reread nightwing must die...always a possibility) #anyway yeah 👍 bad sketches be upon you #mine

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

world's most annoying man is not allowed outside due to his inability to shut up

#AYYYY LIGHTS OUT IS BACK BABEY LETS GO #howdy is Suffering in this au ive come to realize #more so than i previously thought! #he's cooped up in a slightly too small shell of a building #rarely allowed outside bc hes too noisy </3 #mans is desperately Understimmed #wally isnt trying to be harsh hes just asking an honest & earnest question <3 #i have another scribble floating around somewhere of wally putting his hand over howdy's mouth and saying Hush #i think its a funny running joke. everyone is constantly like 'howdy please for the love of fuck. shut up' #he strikes me as the type to talk when nervous. and bored. and excited. hes a talker tell me im wrong #scribble salad #wh lights out au #welcome home au #hes BORED hes with the (objectively) Unfunniest neighbors hes BORED did i mention hes BORED #howdy: *stuffing pouring out of him after getting maimed* this is actually much better than being in the post office #frank: we're going to put you on a leash i swear to fucking god

[imaybe5tupid]

I feel like namari can be very princely with kaka and be like his confidence boosting chivalrous shoujo boyfriend. and then with kiki she just gets teased and jerked around a lot ☺️

#kikimari #kakamari #namari #kiki dungeon meshi #kaka dungeon meshi #my comics #i really love these 2 with namari… #mr tance will be like the grandad from derry girls. also i think its funny if dating a set of twins makes her reputation even worse #like the randos in town like oh my god..not just dating her boss’ kids but BOTH of them at the same time that scumbag… #also kaka is so moe omg…need to draw him more #Kiki floke #Kaka floke

[tomurakii]

I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.

Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.

Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.

#i feel like u can tell when a bloodweave fic is written by an astarion stan vs a gale stan lol #because the astarion stans are just using gale as a vessel for like. their sopping wet meow meow #who screams and cries until astarion becomes emotionally vulnerable with them #which gale would not do. realistic bloodweave is astarion tries to fuck him in act 1 and he refuses because of the orb #and then astarion is like “boo what the fuck. change of plans” and gale is like “okay” and they never speak of it again lol #anyway #please god the gale characterisation in this place. half of you make him the soppiest most pathetic loser and the other half make him evil #he's not ACTUALLY a loser. when i joke about it the reason its funny is because its not true #hes just a regular guy with depression lol. hes not out here debasing himself begging for some old twink to care abt him #bg3 #gale dekarios #bloodweave #gale of waterdeep #does this make sense. i havent slept #i just mean that if you want gale to be sappy he needs to have like. prior assurance that his feelings are reciprocated #because if he doesnt have that and astarion is a dick to him he WILL just give up on the relationship #like hes not hunting people down after they deliberately upset him. i see so many fics where they create tension by lime #*like #having astarion openly fuck someone else after establishing a sort-of relationship with gale. for the drama #like hey. gale fully dumps you if you do that in game!! you have no way to convince him not to. he will dump astarion for that permanently

[allgremlinart]

was going to be like man I hope nobody gets mad at me for saying this but Iroh seems like the type of uncle to accidentally misgender someone constantly and make it really awkward but then I remembered that you CANT get mad at me for saying that because. thats what. he did. in canon he canonically misgendered someone and it WAS awkward and thats canon and it happened. he IS that uncle, that guy. Uncle Fail.......

edit (addition):

the original shitty ally 360p...

#atla #like 'haw haw silly trans related headcanon' not this time #'hey they I mean GIRL' - Iroh #GOD ITS SO FUNNY. also Smellerbee you're like way more trans than I remember. actually.

[shirecorn]

Gay horse man looks like a princess

Gay horse man learns to respect trans butch lesbians and various other people who won't date him

#zephyr breeze #zephyr breeze redesign #rainbow dash #rainbow dash and zephyr breeze #mlp fanart #mlp redesign #skyscraper gods #shire draws mlp #listen he was clearly gay #shire draws #but kept hitting on rainbow dash and insisting she was in love with him #so therefore there must be some mistake #He seems the self absorbed type to decide he knows exactly who everyone is on sight if it suits his vanity #I dont see him as intentionally doing it to be phobbic #it just doesnt occur to him that people might be different from his headcanons #When it finally does get through his head he will respect it while pining about what could have been #he will never fully apologize but he will stop hitting on her at least #also rainbow likes men fine just not romantically #all of these headcanons are new as of this post and are just true because its funny

[amethyst-halo]

i had a Vision last night abt them gaming

#trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls au #trolls poppy #trolls branch #trolls fanart #broppy #trolls broppy #transfem branch #sketch's sketches #a pc more powerful than god was getting me super bad last night its so funny to me KJSDHJSHDJF #theyre playing zelda and poppy like. 100%d it on master mode and kills lynels for fun while branch has never played before #she's showing her how to play :]