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sophsun1 · 1 month
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It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia – 4.10: Sweet Dee Has A Heart Attack
Derry Girls – 3.07: The Agreement
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livmoorez · 2 years
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People died. Innocent people died Granda. And they were someone’s mother, father, daughter, son. Nothing can ever make that ok. And the people who took those lives, they’re just gonna walk free.
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lvcygraybaird · 2 years
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DERRY GIRLS ⇢ 1x06 | EPISODE SIX
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happy Saturday heres what the Derry girls would do if they woke up in a saw trap
erin: not a chance of surviving. like shed think she could outsmart jigsaw easily but let's be honest she would bite it fucking instantly.
michelle: 'what the fuck is this? is this an orgy? is this how orgies start? listen, theres stuff I'm into, like theres a LOT of stuff I'm into, but this is-" trap goes off and she bites it
clare: panics and screams but does manage to escape somehow
james: not a chance of escaping that shit and he knows it
orla: completes the trap and absolutely loves every minute of it. goes home and tells her mammy about the absolutely class escape room shes found. they both do their best to get kidnapped by jigsaw at least once a fortnight. jigsaw lives in fear of them.
granda: "yer stupid prick of a husband has got me stuck in yon saw trap mary!"
sister michael: is jigsaw
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nocontextderrygirls · 4 months
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fuck zodiac signs, tell me which derry girls character is your spirit animal
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cannibalspicnic · 2 years
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Gay people: *exist*
Granda Joe:
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earlymodernbarbie · 1 month
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I can’t believe my lovely innocent eyes had to see someone post a reel saying “I wear orange on St. Patrick’s Day because my heritage is Irish Protestant” 🤮🤮🤮🤮
I’ve seen Derry Girls, I know the Orangemen are bad:
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mmelolabelle · 3 months
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On a scale of 1-10 how much better would things have gone for Daenerys Targaryen in GOT if we swapped Ser Barristan out for this legend
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milfsarahmccool · 2 years
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FUCK YEAH LADS
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mariekavanagh · 2 years
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Granda Joe on Uncle Colm: "I know I shouldn't say this about my own brother, but by Christ he's a boring bastard"
Also Granda Joe on Uncle Colm: "HE'LL LIST PRESIDENTS IF HE WANTS TO LIST PRESIDENTS"
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i-have-the-best-url · 2 months
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dandylion-s · 1 year
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Best male character of the year is again Granda Joe from Derry Girls for being the only person to want to take up surfing after seeing Jaws and calling his son in law a pair of knickers.
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sherlollyliveson18 · 2 years
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Headcanons for the Derry Girls Halloween Episode:
. The gang end up going to the Fatboy Slim concert while the adults are at a costume party hosted by Janette Joyce, who's attempting to repair her friendship with Mary and the girls (baby Anna is in the care of a babysitter).
. Everyone is positively buzzing for the concert - well, mostly. This is the first time James and Erin after the Donegal kiss, and like most teens would be, they're feeling confused as hell and kind of down in the dumps that they most likely can't be together. Erin being Erin is determined to just shove her feelings down inside and enjoy the concert.
. We all know the gang are dressed as angels for the concert but I think the adults' costumes would be really fun. Gerry gets roped into being part of a group ABBA costume with Mary, Sarah and Ciaran and Granda Joe tries to incorporate Seamus into his but is stopped by Mary's insistence that he can't bring a cat with murderous tendencies to a Halloween party.
. Mary finally gets to hoke inside the Joyce's house and cannot believe her eyes at the eight bedrooms with en-suites. The sheer size of the kitchen makes her catch her breath.
. It's hinted that Granda Joe has a heart attack in this episode and while it's obviously a very serious thing, I think the setup could be really funny. For example, Ciaran and Sarah have been going steady for about a year now, so what if he decides to take the leap at this party and propose? And at the exact moment he does and he and Sarah and everyone else is celebrating, Granda Joe clutches his chest and collapses. Luckily Janette's husband Richard is able to give him something from his medical bag while the ambulance is called and Gerry is sent out to find the girls.
. Back at the concert things are not going great for Erin. She's trying to enjoy herself but just can't get that kiss out of her head. The rest of the girls are having the time of their lives (and I'll think we'll see Claire meet a love interest!) and suddenly she sees James across the room chatting with a girl. They go off to dance and something just snaps in Erin and she storms out on the verge of tears. As we've seen from the photos James follows her and they have an argument - Erin says she knows she said they couldn't be together but not because she doesn't feel the same way, because of what Michelle said and the repercussions it could have and maybe if they weren't in Derry it would be different and James clearly feels the same but because of their situation they're sort of in an impossible situation.
And Erin is about to say something else when they get interrupted by Gerry in full ABBA attire racing down the hallway towards them, and he fills them in on what's happened to Joe and they have to gather the rest of the gang and get to the hospital.
. When they arrive everyone's a mess. Poor Ciaran is sitting in the waiting room with Sarah patting his shoulder while he's having hysterics about accidentally killing his future father-in-law and Mary's pacing up and down the room with a death grip on her rosary. Orla (who I'm 100% certain is autistic) is quickly overwhelmed by the confusing scene and has to be comforted by the girls. They spend two full hours waiting in agonising silence, all the while Erin's thoughts being bombarded with horrible possibilities and outcomes and she can't face losing her grandad so she just gets up and walks away as fast as she can. She doesn't even know where's she going until she hears James calling out behind her, having followed her to make sure she's okay and she wants to tell him to go away, that she can't deal with their shit on top of all of this but instead she just... crumbles. She cries harder than she ever has before and James just immediately pulls her into a hug and comforts her while she lets its all out. And when she's finally done she just looks up at him and says she can't wait. She doesn't want to after what's just happening, life's too fucking short, and grabs his face and they kiss in the empty hallway.
. Meanwhile, the doctor finally comes out and informs everyone that it turns out Ciaran did not in fact accidentally kill Joe, but that Joe has a genetic disease that causes clogged arteries combined with the fact that he ate too many cheese cubes at the party. He also tells them Joe will be waking up in a few minutes and they're welcome to sit in his room until then. Ciaran nearly sobs with relief before realising with a degree of horror that now Joe's not dead, he may very well kill him for proposing to Sarah😅
. Mary goes off to find Gerry, who's getting tea for everyone and missed the news that Joe's stable. After navigating the maze of corridors and rooms she goes through a door and to her surprise finds her husband, standing still as a statue, peering round the corner and into a hallway. She approaches him to tell him the news but is quickly shushed by a shocked Gerry, who responds to her bewildered look by just pointing down the hall to the figures of their daughter and the wee English fella wrapped in each other's arms and kissing passionately.
. For a good minute neither of them know what to say, until Gerry remarks that maybe they should give them a few minutes before breaking the news about Joe. They attempt to make a sneaky exit and tiptoe away but Gerry accidentally stubs his foot on a bin and manages to knock the entire thing over with a very loud clang in perfect Derry Girls comedic timing, which alerts Erin and James to their presence. Erin is just about up to here with people walking in on her and James shifting and just shouts,
"For God's sake, is there no such thing as privacy?!"
To which Mary retorts that they're in a public hospital. Meanwhile Gerry's brain has gone completely blank, still shocked by the image of his daughter snogging the face off James fecking Maguire, so he just does the first thing that comes to mind, grabs James's hand and starts shaking it vigorously. And James and Erin can only stare at him in absolute confusion until Mary yanks his hand away and asks what the hell he's doing, to which he responds he just panicked😅 She rolls her eyes at her eejit husband and says they'll discuss whatever the feck's happening between James and Erin later, and marches the trio back to Granda Joe's room.
. Granda Joe is now awake but absolutely flying on the morphine. He's convinced he's in heaven due to the fact that five angels appear to have congregated around his bed, and keeps asking if God would allow him to bring Seamus the cat with him to eternity. That is, until Gerry enters the room and he remarks that this must be some strange version of hell. Michelle nearly chokes trying to keep her laughter in. Ciaran keeps hovering nervously by the edge of the room until Joe nods towards him and says to Sarah that her fella's a disaster at proposing but if he makes her happy he supposes he can learn to tolerate him.
. That's all I've got! Feel free to add to this and comment your feedback:)
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kirby-of-aragon · 13 days
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I finished watching the first season of Derry Girls (Thank you @earlymodernbarbie for recommending it indirectly) and all I can say is: I love you Grandad Joe.
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ol127001 · 1 year
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orla took granda joe to prom 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺
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