#half baked

[mossycobblestonewrites]

DC X/& DP LION KING AUS

DP only:

Things are a bit different,, Danny is Simba yes, Vlad is scar yes. Vlad kills Jack (as mufasa) :).. now for the different things,, Danny runs into the woods where he meets Sam and Tucker (replacing Pumba & Timon) and they basically raise each other. Jazz replaces Nala BUT they are siblings and the reason Danny follows her back is because tHATS HIS BIG SISTER!!!

DC only:

I don't have everything figured out for this one 😔

Damian is Simba,, Bruce dies :).. idk who scar would be.. the BIGGEST DIFFERENCE instead of a Pumba and Timon, Damian runs into the Batkids (ALL OF THEM, JUST A WHOLE FERAL PACK OF THEM) and stays with them :) no clue who Nala would be, don't care, I only care about the feral pack of kids uwu.

DC X DP:

Went back and forth with how to mash them and decided this was the funniest.

Danny is once again Simba with Vlad as scar,, same as the DP only one,,, Pumba and Timon are the pack of Batkids. Nala would be replaced by Sam AND Tucker :),, idk where Bruce is,, or jazz... This was mostly half baked but I needed to get it out

#danny phantom #batfam #dc x dp #dpxdc #lion king #lion king au #variations for flavor #half baked #im at work #help

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

I thought I was the most devoted to our order’s sacred code of law, but it turns out I’m just autistic and like following clearly defined rules

#half baked #Delia original

[astralbondpro]

Half Baked (1998) // Dir. Tamra Davis

#Half Baked #Guillermo Diaz #Scarface #90s Comedy #Comedy #Half Baked Gifs #Gifs #Movie #Movie Gifs #AVMovie #AVMovieGifs #AVGifs #AVHalfBaked #AVHalfBakedGifs #AVComedy

[i-love-weed-n-cheese]

I love weed, ok? I love it! But not as much as I love pussy!

#two for one #weed #onlyfewpeoplewillgetthis #half baked #halfbaked #scooby doo #mary Jane #ilovemaryjane

[caesarsaladinn]

mgs somehow avoids feeling like queerbaiting to me despite pretty much meeting the definition. maybe it’s only queerbaiting when it’s used to sell tickets to hopeful fans, and Kojima is doing something a lot less cynical than that, he’s just genuinely entertained by the idea of his characters fucking, and enjoys the game of how strongly he can imply it before the plausible deniability is blown. or maybe the plausible deniability got blown a long time ago, though again, I think even after the sauna scene it’s still technically in place. barely. no actual romantic kissing or fucking was canonically done

#mgs #half baked

[sabakos]

I know basically nothing about the mediterranean bronze age other than it collapsed, but bronze is such a weird metal, it's impressive to me that the bronze age happened at all? You yourself can forge iron with caveman tools if you have the right background knowledge, but back then they built a whole complex society that relied on vast trade networks to bring copper and tin to the same location, and yet they couldn't figure out how to make iron!

And it seems to be a common if not universally agreed hypothesis that the widespread adoption of iron smelting disrupted these various complex Bronze Age societies and either caused or hastened their decline. And the eventual discovery of iron would of course always have superseded bronze, it's a stronger material made from a much more common ore, it just requires a much hotter temperature to work with. But it's weird to me that these bronze-based cultures were established in the first place and lasted for so many centuries before that happened!

I guess maybe it's all only obvious in retrospect.

#half baked

[bostonbakedbean90]

Happy Friday!😤🍦

#weed #cannabis #marijuana #stoner #smoke weed #joint #kush #joints #ganja #ice cream #ben and jerrys #half baked #Friday #tgif

[stonedcoldx]

#420girl #420memes #420daily #420culture #420life #420mom #aesthetic #420buds #420photography #420stoner #weedhumor #weedstagram #weed community #weeddaily #weed memes #weedporn #weedsociety #girls who smoke weed #weedlife #half baked

[slipsnslides]

Theory: what if Geoffrey wasn’t a good dad or husband. So I have nothing to back this up with but one narrative that has run through the episodes so far is that Geoffrey was a great person but he was too curious for his own good.

The curiosity thing is probably true but the idea that every stoat we met so far is just different shades of benevolent is pushing it.

Idk maybe I’m projecting my daddy issues but the idea that Tula would paint him as this good guy just for the sake of her kids isn’t far fetched to me.

#dimension 20 #burrows end #dimension 20 spoilers #half baked #tula

[autogeneity]

#I don't feel like this is a particularly good characterisation of reality but it makes for cool toys to use for like #uhh is there some word for a generalization of the thing one does in like literary criticism #but applied to things other than just literature

extracting these tags because I think this is very often the activity rat-adj is engaged in, and it would be good to recognize it as such

#half baked #a lot of them would probably hate this very much indeed #tbc I do this also and I think it is a lot of fun and potentially a good exercise #until someone decides it is definitely the correct model of reality with zero (0) empirical basis

[studio-multi]

Half Baked #3

Title: MUSCLE MEMORY

Cast: Boxer!Jeon Jungkook x FWB!OC/Reader

Plot: JK is a boxer and OC/Reader is his FWB that he hooks up with when he has a match in the area. No animosity form either side, they both have busy lives and know dating isn't in the books for them right now.

Notes:

He calls OC/R up, let's them know that he's going to be in town for a match that he books that little modern gothic a-frame cabin (he's obsessed with) out in the woods to meet her at afterwards. That they "can have sex in every bed".

So once OC/R gets off her happy hour shift at the bar, OC/R heads over with takeout in tow (because JK is always hungry especially after a match and a couple of intimate rounds in the bedroom).

OC/Reader is eating their takeout and watching the match on the tv.

The opponent is Seo Changbin and when they touch mitts in the ring, Changbin leans in for a peck which JK reciprocates.

-cue the rice from the hibachi falling out of OC/R mouth-

JK gets in late and OC/R asleep in the bed, wakes OC/R up with cuddling. Sleepy (consented) sex and mutual head.

His stomach growls and she reheats his food for him, -insert cute angry eating faces on Jeon Jungguk-

Cute bath session in soaker tub, where JK gets all pouty when they talk about Changbin.

#half baked #jjk #bts #seo changbin #skz #boxer au #boxing au #bts fanfic #bts fic #bts smut #bts scenarios #bts imagines #bts headcanons #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jjk fanfic #jungkook #jungkook x reader #jungkook smut #jungkook fanfic #jungkook bts #kpop imagines #kpop smut #kpop fanfiction #kpop fanfic #writing ideas #writing inspiration #writing prompts #writing prompt

[tooturtly]

Thinking about Gem Lovejoy. In the last postmortem Gus mentioned wanting her to have depth and like, even though she’s a bad person, I don’t think SHE THINKS she’s a bad person. That’s what I got from her conversation with robin, at least. She knows she’s done wrong but I think everything she does comes from a place of love. She’s rationalized her actions because she thinks she has done is for the good of everyone. Yet, how did she end up with such messed up ideas of love and sacrifice? Did she once have a lover who died before her and that’s why she said that to Robin? What is her relationship like with Jack Lovejoy? Does she have siblings or a messed up family life herself? How did she become the matriarch of the family? Why make her kids pick a hobby? What’s her backstory and why? I want to understand her, and better understand her actions. Because just saying she’s evil lacks the nuance her actions have. She’s not TRYING to cause pain, or else there are a million things she could have done differently.

#unprepared casters #UC #lovejoy #half baked

[shipwreckedcomedy]

Shipwrecked Comedy proudly presents: A Half-Baked Commercial

A Sleepy Hollow Public Access commercial for Half Baked Bakery, featuring local star Trevor Trinkets.

Half Baked was created for Sleepy Hollow by our executive producer, Michael Walsh, and this in-world commercial is a Kickstarter Perk.

Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story - Available in full on Shipwrecked Comedy's channel!

#headless series #headless: a sleepy hollow story #shipwrecked comedy #commercial #half baked #trevor trinkets #christopher higgins #Youtube

[gradienty]

Half Baked Indian Khaki (#7ac4bc to #bdbc88)

#Gradient #Half Baked #Indian Khaki #Light #7ac4bc #bdbc88 #7ac4bcbdbc88

[countrycutie113]

A couple weeks late on posting because I’ve been sick BUT we made it past the halfway point and Baby CJ is still a handsome stubborn and healthy boy💙 he’s measuring in the 85% percentile and because he’s stubborn I had to do the anatomy scan twice to get him to cooperate! He’s been very active at night and Daddy got to feel him for the first time on Mothers Day🥹

#baby bump #pregnancy #half baked #love #baby Asmar #mommy #cooking #baking #baby boy #bump date #baby #pregnant #second trimester

[smoking-witch]

A gif of me grinding... That's it

#grinding #grindcore #girls who smoke weed #smoke weed everyday #morning weed #smoke weed and fuck #weedlife #weedsociety #420daily #420girl #420life #420stoner #stoner chick #420culture #wake n bake #half baked #smoke a joint