#he has no rebuttal

[hypewinter]

Early Accident AU

So Danny becomes Phantom at like age 8 or something right. And everything goes just about similar to canon, including TUE. The only difference is that instead of the meeting being called because Danny cheated on a career aptitude test, it's now because his teacher is just worried about him and is staging a sorta intervention thing.

So anyway, Danny cannot stop the Nasty Burger explosion and ends up going to live with Vlad. Which isn't going well. He's constantly crying and feeling guilty for not stopping the incident. There's also the constant fear that he'll become Dan. Vlad is doing nothing to address any of this. Instead he's showing off his godson to anyone and everyone and bragging about how smart he is. In fact, that's exactly what he does when he gets invited to a Wayne Gala.

The bats take one look at this kid, who's eyes are still red from crying, being dragged around by his guardian and alarm bells immediately start ringing. Especially for Tim who experienced what it was like being dragged around to special events even when he was incredibly ill.

The bats get even more concerned when Vlad pulls his charge into a corner to scold him for looking miserable instead of comforting him. He's telling the kid stuff like only babies are allowed to get away with crying and that if he continues making the man look bad, he'll be punished when they get home.

Danny does his best to suck it up. He tries to push down all the swirling emotions surrounding his powers, the death of all his loved ones, and even the unprocessed trauma of his own death. He ends up going to the bathroom to try to splash some water in his face and calm down.

As he's making his way back to Vlad, he is intercepted by Tim. When this kind stranger sincerely asks him if he's ok, he breaks down. This is the first person to genuinely ask him how he's doing since he's family's death outside of people doing it for the sake of pleasantries.

Now the boy is absolutely ugly crying in front of this whole party of people and Vlad is not pleased to say the least. He tries to snatch Danny up and whisk him away but the bats intervene. Bruce says something about knowing how to console children as Dick ushers Danny into a separate room where Alfred is already waiting with some hot chocolate.

After a while Danny starts to calm down and he goes to wipe his eyes. As he's doing this, his sleeve slips down a little, revealing an arm covered in bandaids. To explain, it hasn't been that long since Danny came to live with Vlad. Couple that with his healing factor being slower due to his emotional state and he has a couple of small wounds still remaining from his fights that have yet to heal.

Of course the bats don't know where those wounds are from. All they know is that there's no way in hell Danny is leaving this manor with Vlad.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #winter's tales #danny isn't initially onboard with the whole thing #despite everything he still thinks of vlad like an uncle and doesn't want to leave him #but after the bats tell him 'look kid we're complete strangers and even we looked after you better than him' #he has no rebuttal #tim definitely takes the lead on this one #he looks at danny and sees so much of himself within him #which terrifies him #because he remembers just how much crap he went through at that age and beyond #and how good he was at hiding it #or downplaying it #he's determined not to let danny suffer the same fate

[elveny]

That hbomberguy video sure is... something 👀

#like... wow #Youtube #hbomberguy #james somerton #and Somerton knows he has no rebuttal or excuse and in response deleted his patreon and disabled comments

[raayllum]

loser troll has finally gotten around to plagiarizing me (his shit post vs my drabble that was clearly the 'insp' for it given that he literally stole lines and dialogue). keep in mind that my drabble was posted in may of last year, recently self reblogged, and then his blog which [checks archives] didn't exist until today.

anyway if you see a blog post with a soren, sarai, callum drabble featuring sarai teaching soren how to fight in the main tags it's plagiarized/stolen work, thank you

#blog-hordika-us #use of the word 'loitered' similar setup clearly a 'rebuttal' to one very biased soren pov line about callum not being a warrior #bc character bias can never be something that a story has!! #+ stolen lines such as 'a warrior are you' and 'i want to be' #and typical hordi fashion of making something that isn't about callum at all exclusively about him (im Shocked) #fandom nonsense #tdp #the dragon prince #i don't like putting this in the main tags but his shit is in the main tags so. yeah #and i Know he's plagiarized other people so #hordi's lack of talent

[batfamhyperfixation]

Imagine if Tim "Public Figure and CEO of Wayne Enterprises" Drake had to take his boyfriend Bernard "Agent of Chaos (I swear, no pun intended)" Dowd on a PR-suggested interview after the public finds out they are dating, like-

Interviewer: And what is your favorite pastime, Bernard?

Bernard, who swore before the interview that he would not say anything that would make either of them look bad or cause a controversy: watching Tim read conservapedia and get angry

#my friends the queer experience is merely reading conservapedia and being amuzed by how hilariously awful it is before shoving it in the #face of your most easily upsetable queer friend and watching them read it. one of my friends was so angry she wrote rebuttals to every #point all in one sitting. #tim would be like aww bernard is in a bad mood i gotta overreact to cheer him up then he would promptly forget that when he reads #that the earth was created 6000 years ago and dinos and humans lived at the same time. he would promptly lose his shit. not to mention #their homosexual agenda page like i swear it is so awful it's actually funny cause you're sitting there like this has gotta be a satire #the entire website is just the funniest thing i have ever read #tim and Bernard will randomly joke about it usually like 'whats on the agenda today' or the 'gee brain what do ya wanna to do today?' #and then the other will start quoting stuff from conservapedia but they dont tell people its quoted so people are getting concerned #tim drake #bernard dowd #timber #timbern

[mayamelodyegg]

internet historian fans having a normal one over at twitter

#maya haunts the dash #hbomberguy #how am i supposed to take ih fans seriously when they post shit like this #if i had fans that spoke like this and unironically posted hissing anime girls as a rebuttal id quit being a youtuber #also someone in the replies said this already but its so funny how ppl who hate hbomb are using terms like soy when like #he literally has an entire video debunking the soy myth #conservatives will never cease to amaze me

[cankersaurus]

No cuz dee and the waitress getting together would actually be such a good fun episode because charlie would be freaking out the entire time and while dennis nd mac are spending the entire episode trying to get him to move on dee is just shoving it in his face and then it ends with dee and the waitress breaking up because dee got with her soley to fuck with charlie

#it'd b cool if they stayed together or sumn but i think my ending sounds more canon #i have specific dialogue in my head where dennis is just like #dude you NEED to move on its been over a decade #and macs like #and didnt you like bang this chick- and like-- try and start a family? how'd that work out for u? #and charlie has no solid rebuttal to any of that but hes still obsessing over the situation #i could also see a version where only dennis is comforting charlie while mac is investigating dee nd the waitress #it cud also be the episode we learn the waitresses name #itd b a good opportunity #it cud be called Dee's banging (waitress name) nd everyone wud be like who's that??? nd then theyd turn on the telly nd b like :O #@rcg please consider #dee reynolds #sweet dee #the waitress #deetress #it's always sunny in philadelphia

[ragnarokhound]

"reading under the red hood and it's pretty good i think" - jason todd fan who has only seen the cartoon adaptation of under the red hood

#getting my hands on the comic for utrh is cracking my entire brain open about werewolf fic like you don't understand #the cartoon movie was pretty tight but the comic is more robust. and yall the themes for werewolf fic...they're all coming together #now if only i could write the girls fighting FR I'M TOO SOFT YOU GUYS OTL #i'm just feeling insane over the first confrontation with bruce and how Jason tells him that 'gotham is evil' #and 'you have to fight her where she lives' and 'i live there' LIKE #it's only fueling my crazed impression that the end to Jason's philosophy has only two ends #when he's done what he's set out to do and rid the world of evil by cutting it out (which is futile; blind and toothless etc but details) #either: he changes his philosophy and becomes the very type of villain he hates or he dies himself. because he also deserves death #'i live there' ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? #sorry if this is Not News to people or if Jason has had some serious growth vis a vis this entire mindset but like. #I'M INSANE ABOUT IT. I'M CHEWING ON IT FOREVER #and bruce is the wrong person to try to sway Jason off this path. theres way too much baggage too much history too many complicated feeling #but...tim...? >.> #tim i think has enough 'this is not my philosophy this is company policy and i'm the worlds okayest employee' energy to eventually do it #like obviously stuff would need to Happen for it to be possible lol but you guys. this is what made jaytim so tasty to me in the first plac #tim being capable of meeting jason halfway like bruce can't; tim being able to hold the conversation with jason without it collapsing #tim having rebuttals to jason's arguments that might actually get somewhere with him eventually... #i'm not saying it would be fast or easy or even make sense in canon lmao but think there's a lot of fic potential there owo #like tim's vicious streak is something jason would appreciate. :3c #local jaytim fic author rambles about jaytim in the tags once again more at eleven lol anyway #jason todd #dc

[olly-olly-octopus]

fuck andrew minyard hes such a cunt

u know. i get it. being raised as a superstar must be really really difficult for u. always a commodity, never a human being. not a single person in your family thinking you're worth a damn off the court. yeah, sounds rough. kevin and i talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time. i know it's not entirely your fault that you're mentally unbalanced and affected with these delusions of grandeur, and i know ur physically incapable of holding a decent conversation with anyone like every other normal human being can, but i don't think any of us should have to put up with this much of ur bullshit. pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago. so please, PLEASE shut the fuck up and leave us alone

/ref

#aftg #riko roast #andrew minyard #if andrew minyard has one fan it's me if he has no fans im dead #no serious rebuttal needed because anon is incorrect

[mememan93]

killing and biting and killing and biting

#I swear to god i want to die right now. I write for the opinion section of my school newspaper #and this guy comes in and goes 'i want to write a pro life article and an article on the republican abortion strategy' #and i jump in like “great and i'll write the pro choice one” WHY DID I SAY THAT #like yes im pro choice and yes im passionate about it. but now we're doing a pro con. i can't do that #i can't do that. i can't handle it because last time we did one of those both sides received death threats #and like everyone else there is pro choice except for that fucker but i'm the only ONLY afab person in the room. #which is bad enough as it is but they were just staring at me and i. i feel so humiliated #i want to back out but i can't just let the kid publish his piece without a rebuttal #abortion is a topic i'm passionate about. but also one i'm emotional about. guys a secret. my birth was scuffed. My mom was in so much pain #and was left with injuries that made her cancer treatment more difficult #and i just get so upset that my life and the life of every pregnant person means less to people than a clump of cells #'but it's a baby' it's a parasite. it's a clump of cells. I don't care if it has a heartbeat. I don't care. I have friends- #i have family. i have people that love me and i have things that I do that people rely on. I matter #'but what if the baby cures cancer' WHAT IF I DO. WHAT IF I DO. #I so want to back out i'm crying writing this but. I can't do it. i can't just let that fucker get his way. #he's also transphobic and homophobic btw. unsurprising but still.

[jayninjago]

The more i think about it, the more unlikely i feel like Jay is going to have amnesia or be on the bad guys side. I genuinely fear that their going to reveal that hes just... well lazy. Which honestly doesnt sit right with me, he would be the last one to not try to find his family or misassign orhers to their respective homes. But considering the blatant flanderization of his character, especially since S11, i feel like the wiriting team just doesnt want to bother with him anymore.

#im genuinely still mad about that instance in s16 where he didnt understand sarcasm at all #like???? jay not understanding sarcasm?? not firing back a rebuttal #youre joking right #jay has shown several times that hes a great leader and would NOT sit still in a situation like this #jay tag #jay ninjago get behind me *gets shot by too many main characters and jay not being the writers favorite beam*

[ashton-ryder]

He's a ten but I'm unsure if he even has a clue what fun is.

"hey- I know what fun is. I... I... stargaze.. and do other stuff."

#JHASGDAHJSD ALL FAX NO PRINTER #i see no lie #he drinks silently bc he has no other rebuttal #ty for the roast #u should go outside some times ash #and not in the research chompers kinda way #someone teach him to play monopoly or something #;memes #;answered #;crack #bnymeme

[clonerightsagenda]

cuntboy-official

bad kepler takes? im listening

Love that you knew exactly who I was talking about.

Because I am stuck waiting for the dishwasher to finish I will post my Complaint untagged but I want people to know this was solicited. I'm not trying to provoke people with different interpretations.

Basically to each their own, and I know my read of the character trends toward the unsympathetic, but I am bewildered by assertions I see regularly that Kepler was broken up over or even fazed by Maxwell dying. When Jacobi gives his heartfelt eulogy, Kepler is making snide comments about only attending the funeral for the food. He complains about his hand ("Big deal. I just lost command of this station. I just lost a hand.") but noticeably does not complain about losing an entire human being. In Dirty Work once he realizes Jacobi is pissed about Maxwell's death, his response is incredulous: "After everything you've seen, you're still not over -." The idea that someone might still be grieving about their friend and teammate being shot in the head is so wild to him that he is blindsided by it.

And it's important that this is the case, because that's why Jacobi turns on him. If Kepler had shown any kind of remorse or sympathy, I honestly don't think Jacobi would've defected. Even at the very end, after Kepler has let him get puppeted around for two weeks and is allegedly cool with wiping out and replacing the human race, Jacobi is still willing to let him come crawling back if he would just say sorry. Belonging to a group and being part of something is important to Jacobi, and Kepler not turning a hair over Maxwell dying indicates that they were never valued as much as he thought they were. ("You treated me like one of them".)

I do think Kepler gives an atrophied fuck about what happens to Jacobi, albeit not enough that it does either of them any good in the end. But I do not think he gave much of a damn about Maxwell beyond her value as an asset, and tbh I suspect the feeling was mutual. Jacobi was there because he values group membership and validation. Maxwell valued the resources Goddard could provide; she didn't need pats on the head.

#cuntboy-official #replies #Kepler has spent an unspecified amount of time deliberately making himself into someone who doesn't care about other people #and sees them as handy buttons to press and levers to pull #and it takes one of those carefully calibrated tools going 'fuck you' for him to go oh uh #is that a human being. what do you do with those again #and then he's rendered himself unable to answer that question and dies for it among other things #but even when he is taking those tiny last baby steps of like. #acknowledging that people may have actual feelings #he Still does not indicate any kind of regret over Maxwell #idk I know si5 evil found family is popular but I am more amused by a triangle with t he sides of #fucked up vaguely homoerotic and lopsided whatever the fuck THAT is #besties #and two people who dont' really care if the other one lives or dies but are being professional about it #so you know. regular coworkers mostly #the one rebuttal here is him pulling out the stops to rescue her that time she got trapped in the lab #but imo based on how he reacts elsewhere this was more bc he needed her to control hera #than bc of personal feelings #wolf 359

[raayllum]

“callum can’t sacrifice the cube for rayla because he would never let ezran’s life be subsequently in danger” 

#listen there could / would be reasons callum wouldn't give the cube up or would try to get around handing it over #but risking the world / ezran is not one of them #at least not like That #cube hostage exchange theory #like callum's not an idiot him & ez travelling on their own they actually have a shot of pulling off the mission #ezran Just on his own with only bait and zym? not happening #fandom nonsense #once again i am asking for people to rebuttal my meta with actual meta grounded in evidence #not stuff i can disprove with 2 seconds of thinking #CAUSE I LOVE A GOOD OL' CIVIL DEBATE #arguing both for and against fake rayla simultaneously was one of the most fun things i've ever done tbh #callum loves rayla & ezran on the same level he always has and always will #every time i go on reddit i regret it

[pebbledrat]

Still obsessed with the line in knack ch4 "As if Tommy is one to talk. At least Tubbo owns more than one shirt."

Like. I know realistically that they've known each other for about 2 days (meeting on the sidewalk up through the hotel room, gas station bathroom up through techno's house, now going into the third day), but the implications here are that

in the old world tommy only had the one shirt

and

every time tommy's appeared in this series he's been wearing the iconic red and white top

#and see. from the quote alone you may think. oh well tommy has duplicate tops and he opens his closet and its all red and white #and at least tubbo has more than one *style* of shirt #but you have to keep it in context! tubbo said ''at least i have more than one shirt'' in light of being told #his clothes were getting smelly and gross and needed to be washed #so this isnt a matter of ''at least i diversify my wardrobe'' but ''at lesst i have something to change into'' #which is (1) extremely funny to me and #(2) makes me wonder how the mechanics of clothes/skins worked before the reset ? #we've seen tubbo be unfamiliar with foods like syrup or new spices. maybe the server update included patches to things like food? #<- the rebuttal im accepting here is that they absolutely had access to spices in the dsmp but tubbo just ate everything unseasoned #he just never knew any different. he didn't ever branch out. he's out here thinking that XD added a spice cabinet feature for the update #but it just turns out that no one knew how to season food in L'manberg #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #this post is about clothes but i got distracted #just. tubbo was willing to accept the shirt thing very quickly. thats the post #saal #pebble speaks

[maddy-ferguson]

we're still doing the will isn't soft because he can shoot a gun thing i thought we had grown as a community

#i'm not saying i've never reblogged a post that said will with a gun in s5 in the summer but even then i distinctly remember saying (as in #i tweeted it and could find the tweet) like okay he could shoot a gun at 12. that is still a baby to me like hello #because he was 12 lmao #like. he does cry. he is soft. it's not a bad thing lol #we don't even see him shoot the gun is the thing #we see him load it which yk that's great he was great under pressure you know the posts that talk about how he was a character who did #every single thing right before he got taken? #but yeah #i'm not saying that thinking that he's great with a gun is blasphemy but the way it's often used as a rebuttal is. weird #and i was just thinking about it again i'm so not into how badass a character gets like even nancy people always talk about how badass she #is and that just has never been what's drawn me to a character like really good for them if they can defend themselves but it's just not #something that i LOVE like i don't care i'm not anti characters being badass (lol) i just. don't care #and like i say: brf slt

[insertpinkchiphere]

“.....”

BITES HIM

#//i am so sorry vash #//hes got no verbal rebuttal and thus has resorted to biting #ic post tbt #cakotopia