#he is like a stray cat

[myrkulitescourge]

the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

#i need to lay down #just drop this in there right at the beginning why not! #that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god #he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey #if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around #but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me #i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol! #and then redirect into something a little less flippant #but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it #dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT #bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says. #head in my hands. how could they do this to me #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion #bg3 epilogue spoilers #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #bg3

[lotus-pear]

"dazai would princess carry chuuya" "dazai would hold chuuya bridal style" no shutup dazai would pick chuuya up like he's a sopping wet kitten or a sack of potatoes

#its his love language to sling chuuya across his shoulder like a prized trout he just caught #skk height difference comin in clutch when dazai can hoist chuuya off the ground and dangle him in the air #and chuuya can bite and hiss and scream like a cat but his feet won't touch the ground #also sorry for not posting for the past month i got depression🥰 #dw i'm back now #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

As it turns out, Danny makes a pretty good leader. His little gang of homeless children has grown immensely, both from picking up strays and from assimilating other gangs into his group.

Danny might only be 10 and still figuring out his powers but dang, intangibility and flight are over powered even before you add invisibility and laser blasts. At first he regretted sneaking into the lab alone to check out the portal his parents made in this basement. Waking up in a cold alley in a city you've never heard of is a terrifying experience even without the corrupt cops trying to sell you into human trafficking, but finding out he had powers and could do whatever he wanted? That was great. It no longer mattered that adults didn't listen to him or chased him around. He could do anything now. Be anything. Take anything.

He and the people under his protection often robbed places, never banks or anything but high class restaurants and stores that usually wouldn't even let them in through the front doors. Yeah, Danny can admit most of thier robberies were because of grudges the other kids had because of how they were treated but Danny being ten thought this was fine.

The real issue was Gothams Paw Patrol (who absolutely hate being called that :3 ) they were always on thier case, Dannys especially. They kept insisting that the system could help them -Danny called bull. No one helped him or Jazz back in Amity and it was waaaay nicer that Gotham- and kept getting him and his fellow kids arrested. That didn't really matter. Anti-meta stuff never worked on him so getting himself the other kids out was no big deal.

After overhearing a conversation between Nightwing and one of the other bats a kid came into thier current secret base announcing that Nightwing was poor and the other bats weren't. This caught everyone attention. Appearently Nightwing was trying to establish himself outside of the colony cause he didn't get along great with whoever the bats super daddy was, which was fair. A lot of them were runaways for one reason or another and knew a bunch of reasons why you wouldn't want to except "free" money.

This led to them fetching Nightwings "wingdings" and batarangs instead of keeping them/selling them like they do with the others, sharing some of thier spoils with him like the groceries, jewelry, fancy clothes, ect that they stole.

Dick even catches one of the kids in his apartment in Bludhaven filling up his fridge which has him panicking about his secret id being compromised. Luckly the kids had only followed him there and didn't think to check who was on the lease or anything cause they assumed it would be a fake name or something.

Just Dick getting forcibly adopted by a child gang.

#dpxdc #fanfiction prompts #prompts #danny fenton #danny phantom #batman #nightwing #dick grayson #hes getting so many heart attacks huh #danny is a farel ten year old in this #robin at some point gets sucked into the child gang and the kids demand they teach them stuff #they promise to lead him to some place stray cats like to go to give birth if he does #bribery at its finest #jason is not on the bats side with this #red hood is an ally to the children

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #cangse sanren #wei changze #jiang fengmian #It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill. #I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months. #My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good. #CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10. #While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in- #-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all. #It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ. #Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do. #Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would. #My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends. #they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time. #But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together. #Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.

[spooked-bees]

how I think Dionysus views Nico

#he's like a stray cat that he fed once and accidentally got attached to #nico di angelo #dionysus pjo #pjo #percy jackson #hoo #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #toa #pjo hoo toa #riordanverse #art #my art #fanart #pjo fanart

[blackopals-world]

(Yuu)niverse Singles Club

Ace: Okay, first on the agenda. We need to check who still remains. Me, Deuce, Jack-

Epel: No, they got him.

Deuce: Really?

Epel: Writer!Yuu invited him the go to the bookstore. He's not making it back.

Ace: Another man down. Jade, Floyd-

Jade: My brother has also been taken. Orca!Yuu has him. They aren't letting go.

Ace: Damn, we are down to one Octavinelle. Hey wait where the hell is Cater?!

Deuce: ...

Ace: I swear if you knew.

Trey: He's on Twitch right now with Streamer!Yuu.

Jamil: Yep, he posted a picture with #couplegoals.

Ace: Damn it! Riddle was bad! Now Cater?! It's bad enough that Idia managed to find someone before all of us. Ortho! EVEN ORTHO HAS A GIRLFRIEND WHO IS A PUPPET!

Epel: I am fine with all of this. Having Rook and Vil distracted all the time is amazing.

Sebek: Why do you care so much? What's so good about dating. It gets in the way of protecting his highness!

Disciplinary Committee!Yuu: (bursts though the door) You! Get over here!

Sebek:(getting dragged away) No wait! Let me go! IM NOT READY!

( Door slams closed)

Deuce: They got him! No one is safe!

Epel: Silver they just got Sebek!

Silver: (Waking up) Oh...good for him.

Ace: You're not going to help him?

Silver:(been in a relationship for months) No.

#he got picked #like a stray cat #twisted wonderland #writer!yuu #orca!yuu #special forces!yuu #gardener!Yuu #twisted wonderland x reader #ace trapolla x yuu #duece spade x reader #cater diamond x reader #streamer!Yuu #jamil viper x reader #floyd leech x reader #jade leech x reader #epel felmier x reader #jack howl x reader #silver vanrouge x reader #sebek zigvolt x reader #trey clover x reader #disciplinary committee!yuu

[zu-is-here]

* A serrade petit cat appears! (ò_ó")

#zu art #post dark cream #cats #aim!sans #cross!sans #ink!sans #dream!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #something quick before the next page :) #the ​''Ma!! There's a weird stray cat outside!'' vibes XD #fr he looks like a rabid cat that wasn't vaccinated :'D #taking a kitten without fearing his parents... #to sum up; Ink is just a crazy man. the end /hj #also thank you guys so much for 18 300+!! <3

[parkercore-69]

The original Saw(2004) script but it’s just the parts that make me furiously upset (aka. bits about Adam that didnt make the final cut):

theres like some mentions of suicde so just look out if that’s something that triggers you

#HE WANTED TO BE A VET GUYS #HE JUST #OH MY GOD #N HE LEFT MILK FOR STRAY CATS #WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THAT #OH HE WAS MISERABLE AND ANGRY AT THE WORLD?? #LIKE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM HIM??? #saw 2004 #saw posting #chainshipping #adam stanheight

[patheticgirlsteve]

people will be like “lol yeah eddie’s totally a freak” and then make him act completely normal and not at all freakish. hello? if you’re gonna call him a freak you’d better commit to it. make him do something odd and unsettling. give him a mannerism that is strange and perhaps even unpleasant to observe. do it you coward

#examples: #eddie bites people for no reason with no warning. just CHOMP. beware his teeth #eddie talks to himself in public. like just straight up conversations with himself. he is both sides of the conversation #eddie collects weird shit. like used cigarette butts he finds on the ground. idk just something kinda gross and fucked up #the stray cats of hawkins follow him around like the pied piper and no one knows why. not even him #either make him a real freak or stop calling him one. the choice is yours to make #he is so fun to make up freak things for #eddie #anya.txt

[ba1laur]

"darkstalker" idk i didnt read

#realizing itsbeen almost like one year since ive last drawn a wing of fire i am SO SORRY its this loser again i dont even like him #well.... i do draw i just dont post. grin #his raw smug immature angry teenager aura mystifies me #tldr i draw icewings based on deer and co and nightwings based on bats you csnt tell that fromn this because he looks like a stray cat #wof #wings of fire #darkstalker #fanart tag #eyestrain #art tag

[kitamars]

in my ponykata feels rn

#ough. ough #toshi……….save me……toshi……save me toshi……… #my son. he has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces #i do wish we could have seen more of him……..he’s so ………….stray cat behaviour #just bushu era shinsengumi would have been very funny #just a bunch of country bumpkins #lead up to the ever popular edo workplace comedy #i should be doing homework but AUGHHHHHH #anyways it was my birthday on the 25th yahoo #doodling a bunch as a treat hehe yippee #im experimenting with my art sm i hope you guys like it #hijikata toushirou #gintama #ok bye

[minhosblr]

T.leeknowsaurus first insta live aka. Minho not being satisfied with instagram's filters for 18 minutes straight

#bystay #createskz #linosource #stray kids #lee know #*m.gif #*minho #analook #kpopccc #malegroupsnet #stays kept telling him stuff would happen if he did thumbs up and he called them scammers when nothing happened #someone asked him why he touched jeongin's whole face during s-class and he was like “why? can't I touch what is mine? Is there a problem?” #he also said he had his hair cut really short for their break and the stylists told him not to cut his hair anymore and he debated #on ignoring them and doing it anyway #the pain it brings me to know he wants short hair when i'm a loyal long-haired minho stan :( #he also couldn't figure out how to see the comments cause the comments only showed who followed him lol #he said the filters were boring and pretended to end the live because of it #there was a cat filter but it was a wineglass and not a cat and he wasn't satisfied #stays were annoying and told him not to do filters as always stays let him have his fun!! >:(

[walmart-miku]

ok people we gotta stop making mori the source of all evil with soukoku. Yes mori is evil about how he treated yosano and a lot of the pm members but that's a whole other can of worms.

Anyways with skk MORI WOULD NOT TRY TO GET IN THEIR WAY IN FACT HE WOULD ENCOURAGE THEIR ASSES TO GET TOGETHER THIS PANEL EXISTS FOR A REASON.

MORI SHIPS THEM SO BAD ITS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.

Fics need to stop making this dude try to prevent skk from dating. I want a crack fic where mori is just like "Hey how was ur day do u like to kiss guys?" To both dazai and chuuya. I want mori shenanigans where he's actively trying so hard to set them up and Elise is sitting in a corner with kouyou and they're hard core judging him.

#Every skk fic I read is another skk fic where mori is actively getting in the way of skk #I have very complicated feelings about mori ok #hate his ass #But he's also a silly little guy #He fucked up yosano really badly and I absolutely adore yosano she is best girl I will fight you on this #But also he's a pathetic cringe fail wet cat of a man #Do you see where in going with this? #Mori is the definition of morally grey #But uh yeah #I think mori trying to get skk together would make for a fantastic crack fic if anyones interested in writing it #And yes the “how was ur day do u like to kiss guys?” Is from the my while family thinks I'm gay song bc yes #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #soukoku #bsd mori

[quotidianish]

I’m shadowbanned who cares what I post. CRINGEPOSTING SPREE!!!!!! og survive the horrors under cut ‼️

#Spreading my art to the 5 people who will see it like a flower girl. Cringe for you. And you. AND YOU #Engineer dinosaur pyjamas will always be real to me. He likes dinosaurs. You can pry that headcanon from my cold dead hands #tf2 #art #team fortress 2 #defense dumpling #it’s complicated they’re not a polycule they’re not just friends either.secret third thing: Bonded like stray cats in an alley #tf2 fanart #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #Demoheavy #sure. Why not. IM FREE #heavy drinking #quotidianish

[sensitiveheartless]

this was a result of me reading this post/conversation between @originalaccountname and @iwritenarrativesandstuff (hope you guys don't mind the tagging skjfksdjf) and getting really sad about Chuuya — and I had been rewatching the Dark Era episodes for the billionth time and was thinking about Oda and Dazai hugging Ango while they're all smelly to make him go with them, and so I thought "ok what if Dazai did that to Chuuya but in the process they both accidentally discovered how touch-starved Chuuya is"

#I just want Chuuya. to get hugs. he needs them #...now I'm thinking about Dazai finding repeated excuses to 'pester' Chuuya by hugging him #mori walks in on them aggressively cuddling on a couch and just kinda raises his eyebrows #dazai and chuuya in unison: WE'RE BULLYING EACH OTHER #...hmm #also thinking about #Dazai hugging Chuuya during the dungeon reunion scene because he knows Chuuya probably has not been getting any hugs while he was gone #meanwhile Chuuya is just hissing at him like a feral cat #...fuck I might also have to draw that at some point #bsd #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #my art #bungou stray dogs #skk #soukoku

[thunderboltfire]

Ah yes, the night-prowling, mean and eternally hungry dude, who enjoys killing a little too much.

Happy National Cat Day!

#BG3 #Astarion #he hisses not to touch him and will imprint on anyone who feeds him #I'm convinced he's your neighborhood unvaccinated stray tomcat #(also he's in his EA/promo outfit bc I like it better than the release one) #I only realised it's National Cat Day here a few minutes before posting but it's a fun coincidence #anthro #digital art #thunderboltfire's art