#he would be like

[ahfrickenfrick]

i think about little kid Tim greeting his neighbors for the first time after he figured out their nightly activities

like awe here is little nine year old neighbor kid Timmy!!

…why is he shaking?

#he would be like #isn’t it so cool how Batman and Bruce both start with a B! #and jason would think it’s the funniest thing #just a silly hahaha thought #dc comics #batman #tim drake #jason todd #bruce wayne #little shit tim drake

[windy-babe]

I saw your "Hunter would listen to emo music from the 2000's in the human realm", i love him, he's cute, but have you consider my "Hunter totally would be a pathetic little swiftie"?

#like take Cardigan for example #he would be like #YOU??? DRAW??? STARS??? AROUND??? MY??? SCARS??? #I HAVE SCARS!!!! #like you don't get it!!! she is talking about me!!! SHE IS TALKING TO ME!!! #he would daydream about Willow listening willow #OMG LIFE WAS A WILLOW AND IT BEND RIGHT TO YOUR WIND THATS JUST SO HOW I FEEL ABOUT WILLOW #SHE GET ME SHE KNOWS HOW I FEEL #oh no she get me she know how i feel is she stalking me? #LOVE HER!!! WRITE ABOUT ME!!! #Like look at that new haircut and tell me he isn't that kind of pathetic #love him hes just like me #and he would be so fucking mean to her after the jet scandal #baby #the owl house #hunter the golden guard #hunter toh #toh #huntlow #taylor swift tw

[weirdcat1213]

If I cried with vinland saga vash would bawl for days

#he would be like #YES YES HE GETS IT #PEOPLE DONT NEED TO FIGHT #PEOPLE CAN CHANGE #and probably destroy a pillow or something #vinland saga #trigun

[applestede]

tunes megaphone

ahem

STEDE BONNET BETTER HAVE A BEARD IN S2!!! OR AT LEAST A NICE MUSTACHE!!! I’LL TAKE EITHER!!! I WANT CASTAWAY FACE ON MY DESK BY FIVE O’CLOCK

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #s2 predictions #ofmd s2 #stede bonnet #please he would rock a mustache so hard #and Ed would swoon #he would be like #‘well you left me’ #‘but you have a beard now’ #‘so all is forgiven’

[loulowruschel]

Thinking some silly stuff about baralho, and for some reason, my head says that he would be TOTALLY a fan of splatoon....

Just, him and the dealer playing splatoon on their break time...

#i am pretty sure he would love all the idols equaliy #not something like #omg “insert idol here” #he would be like #OMG “SPLATOON IDOLS??” #He silly ok? #baralho x dealer #the dealer x baralho #buckshot roulette oc

[favlie]

atla, but zuko has chronic gastritis that evolves to an ulcer.

#also he would spend the entire time thinking it’s his fire chakra but it’s actually just stress #poor guy #katara ✨heals✨ him #he would be like #-did u make my chakra flow or something? #and she would say #-nah i just fixed the holes on your stomach #you’re welcome #and zuko would be like -hey wtf

[interdimensionalvoid]

I feel like if Streber got like a prosthetic arm or something (which would be cool) he would be the type of person to be like ‘and it can do THIS! :D’

#spooky month #streber spooky month #spooky month streber #streber sm #sm streber #streber #spooky month headcanon #but like #fr #he would be like #KEVIN! #IT CAN ALSO PICK UP A GLASS #WITHOUT CRUSHING IT #and Kevin would just be like #i love my bf #he would just be happy to see him happy #because #yknow #Kevin is just like that

[little-alien-duck]

how jealous do u think the master was that the rani kidnapped the doctor to do her unethical experiments and not him 

#he would be like #rani u know I love unethical experiments #doctor who #dw

[art-of-firefly]

Elladan and Elrohir are always depicted with dark hair like their father and the Luthien and Noldor sides of their family or sometimes with silver hair like their mother and the teleri side. But let me introduce you to my new idea : Elladan & Elrohir with golden hair, like their grandmother and their Vanya side

Amras & Amrod have red hair, Elros & Elrond dark hair, if Elured & Elurin have silver hair and Elladan & Elrohir have golden hair, we get a pair of twins for each color, I like that

When I reach them in my series of chara-designs I will draw them with golden hair

#elladan #elrohir #glorfindel would be happy to have other golden haired elves in imladris #he would be like #actualy those are my children too #he probably babysit them enough to have a claim

[incorrectpot]

Eiji: Final question. Is this little Tezuka's macaroni art?

Ayano: No, that's a macaroni infographic he made about educational spending during the Ashikaga Shogunate.

Eiji: Oh, of course it is. I love it.

#I believe that eiji befriends all the Tezuka family #he would be like #hehey family! how you doing? what are we eating today #and all the Tezuka’s are like (๑•ૅㅁ•๑) #prince of tennis #tennis no oujisama #seigaku #kikumaru eiji #tezuka ayano #incorrect quotes #incorrect anime quotes #incorrect tenipuri #source: brooklyn nine nine

[kaladinsass]

I live in sadness every day knowing Kaladin probably wouldn't like me at first because I have light eyes

#kaladin #kaladin stormblessed #stormlight archive #he would be like #hmmmm i dont really trust them #and i would :')

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity. #Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all. #Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure. #I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem - #I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time. #So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*. #I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much. #Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

#i love replaying certain scenes (usually screams) to see how they nailed it in other dubs #ive done it with Chilchuck & Mickbell screams because they're the funniest ones #give it a shot if you can #its really funny to hear certain character voices in other languages #for example. brazilian portuguesse gave both mickbell and chilchuck un-childlike voices (in japaneese both sound like little childs) #and they reused Chilchuck's japaneese screams for most of the other languages because he is so high-pitched and full of terror that it work #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi #senshi of izganda #senshi dungeon meshi #idk how do you people screen record the episodes #if i knew how to i would put the shots here #my shit #thanks to the one that made the clip on Chil's scream im in love here <3

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

#he self reported as 6'3 215 lbs and strawberry blonde like ugh she would not miss a crumb

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently