#hello Human Resources

[friendlyfatbee]

#Floyd will kill us all regardless #also /platonic with Floyd I wanted to clarify I just think he’s silly goofy #hello Human Resources #shitpost #twst floyd #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #floyd leech #prince sidon #sidon #botw sidon #legend of zelda breath of the wild #legend of zelda #the legend of zelda #botw #breath of the wild

[thecurefordepression]

#Hello Human Resources #Human Resources

[velteris]

In Methode's talk with the Ehre-Wirbel-Scharf trio, she doesn't say that she can defeat Fern, just that she's good at stopping people (足止め, lit. "foot stopping", also can mean confinement). When she's test-casting on real Frieren and real Fern, she had to physically touch them to restrain them. It seems like an ongoing cast, like Sorganeil; doesn't seem like Methode could cast any other spell while maintaining this freezing one.

In the aftermath of the fight, you can see from the dissipating mana that clone Fern's body was right in front of Methode.

I therefore propose this theory: after managing to dodge the Zoltraak machine gun, Methode just. grabbed clone Fern. and they just stood there having the world's weirdest silent stareoff for minutes until Spiegel died.

#sousou no frieren #frieren #afterwards methode went up to fern like you have such nice skin btw :) #fern: [alarms blaring] hello Human Resources?!?!

[lewdityiota]

My pc hates Kylar and adores Whitney and I just think that’s really funny

#Dunno how well it comes across but this is supposed to be the ‘hello Human Resources?!’ meme #Kylar’s actually a guy on her save but I drew f!kylar instead as a treat #kylar the loner #whitney the bully #female whitney #female kylar #dol #degrees of lewdity #dol pc #dolgl #Moomoo the chef #< this pc’s Official name is Clem but I call her moomoo cuz that’s what I named the save b4 I knew I’d stick w it #he uses he/she he’s bigender :]

[archer-kacey]

Everything new I learn about Hello Puppets is a treasure.

#for context the puppets take over the humans as hosts. they're resources. human resources. I love this game #hello puppets #hello puppets vr

[ganondorf]

a lot of azula discourse can be negated by the fact that she is 14 years old

#zuko: abused and neglected and manipulated child #everyone: aww you're sweet #azula: abused and neglected and manipulated child #everyone: HELLO? HUMAN RESOURCES

[tiktaalic]

How do I say this. Hm. I think actors should have to have had a good performance before they decide they want to leverage Being An Actor into being a director or writer.

#etxt #that one meme. bill hader actor director writer. awwww you’re sweet. #Jason sudeikis actor writer. hello Human Resources? #Richard speight actor director. I am filing a lawsuit against the company

[silenthill2ps2]

how many times is devon sawa going to fucking die in the chucky show

#al post #me when sam lake reuses actors: awww you're sweet #me when don mancini reuses actors: HELLO HUMAN RESOURCES?!

[butchhatred]

Idk the way that engineer treats pyro vs the way he treats spy in the domination lines really reminds me of that "looking good, susan" meme

#txt #*pyro gives engie the heart of an enemy* engie: awwww youre so sweet💕 *spy exists* engie: HELLO HUMAN RESOURCES?? #tf2 #pyro #engineer #spy #tf2 engineer #engineer tf2 #engie

[bloodfueled]

hymnstarion is just objectively funny because when astarion flirts with hymn she kinda just. stares at him blankly. it's been the worst week of her life (to his knowledge) and he's in no condition to play tiger and mouse with this freak. hymns honest reaction ⬇️

which makes bloodoath even funnier in contrast when you look at it from the angle of my main tavs / durge being in the party all at once bc when astarion realizes the big scary weirdo isn't biting (lol) he's like fine. plan b. and fenrael falls for it hook line and sinker. And fen ends up scarier and weirder than hymn in the end anyway so... congrats I guess. starion has a type clearly

#ocs #baldpost #WYLL wins hymn over with his genuine charm and empathy and kindness. literally the Awww you're sweet / HELLO HUMAN RESOURCES comic

[shakibone]

#Mario Movie #chris pratt #seth rogen #mario #donkey kong #meme #hello human resources!? #super mario movie

[ryssabrin]

it's funny that i find the way gale talks all grandiose and poetic to be so charming and adorable but when raphael shows up with his self-satisfied little rhymes i'm like man when will this guy shut tf up lol

#madelyn rambles #if i could photoshop i'd express this in meme form #with that 'aw you're so sweet' for gale and 'hello? human resources?' for raphael format

[thecurefordepression]

#Hello Human Resources #Human Resources

[please-picturemeintheweeds]

Evermore anon, I just reblogged @wavesoutbeingtossed’s brilliant posts of that exact theme! YES something about all of this and the weight of forever, the reality of a a future that forces a person to get truly philosophical about joining together two humans in such a final and intimate ceremony. That introspection can recomtextualize a lot of relationship stuff that maybe felt more symbolic or abstract until it’s Happening.

#Marriage #evermore #ive been thinking a lot about this and maybe getting engaged #Like we said within a year that we were End Game. That we would get married. And then we had more philosophical convos about the politics #Of marriage (politics and gender roles and the 1950s shit one night or a wife) like our love doesn’t subscribe to the government #But now that we’re 6 years in I am wanting to do the thing! But we haven’t really Talked about it in the last two years bc things are good #how they are now. So what would chang? #It makes me reflect on the legal right to be married. The tax benefits (hello tax day). The joining of our families. #The biggest thing I’ve been talking about with my therapist is the Political Power of marriage. Like the joining of empires/tribes. #my partners mom would have more financial security bc her elder care would be legal attached to my family’s resources #But also the poetic and deeply human pieces - the joining of souls. The combining of lives and names. Creating new human life (in theory LO #Yeah it’s just all so big #And when you start to go down that road in a tangible way with a partner #That puts a lot of shit in perspective! #And the weight of patriarchy too!!!! #How deal??? #Joever

[shebully]

wolverine is such a sweetheart in uncanny xmen he keeps calling everyone darlin and being gentlemanly and yaoiful but they draw him SO utterly fugly when maskless!!😭😩 the receding hairline is a crime this is crazy... put that shit back on rn!!

#imagine u fall for wolverine with his suit on and he takes the mask off and u see the mcdonalds M on his forehead #probably many such cases including kurt #🥥 #masked wolverine:🥰😁 unmasked wolverine: HELLO HUMAN RESOURCES?!?! #comic stuff

[ravnloft]

astarion's "teehee if you sprout tentacles how do you want us to kill you" is still one of my favorite bits ever. he's awful. i love him

#bg3 posting #him: there are some lovely ways to go! i've watched urchins freeze to death. it looks like falling asleep :) #gwen (stuffing breadsticks into her purse): yeah i think uh i think gale needs a hand with his um his cantrips. GOODBYE #she went from 'you think i'm pretty? 🥰' to 'HELLO? HUMAN RESOURCES?' so fast and i love that for her