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scarefox · 1 year
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I don’t know these guys but I would totally watch a whole movie or even a drama of these weirdoes in a zombie apocalypse
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give-grian-rights · 8 months
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these days consist primarily of thinking how fucking cool it is that in Danny Phantom. it. it isn't "i need to keep my identity secret so my villains won't hurt my family". its. "the villains know and dont care about my identity, i need my identity to protect myself against my family" LIKE GOD???
obviously there's heroes, especially other teenage heroes, who are scared because they have some freaky new ability but USUALLY NOT "its my profession to dissect the thing my child is" like GOD
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the-modern-typewriter · 6 months
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hey I'm so sorry if this is is an unwanted request, but I wanted to ask for a hero x villain story where the villain kidnaps? And tattoos the hero. I think it would be very fun and dramatic. A very permanent and painful reminder.
I really love your work, I've read pieces of your writing for years. Keep doing what you're doing <3
"Hold still, or it's going to be wobbly," the villain said. "Nobody wants a wobbly tattoo, do they? That's just lame."
The hero snarled at them, wordless, unable to do much more with the bit wedged in their mouth. It was, according to the villain, to stop the hero from biting through their own tongue. So, that was nice and reassuring.
They could struggle, but not enough to stop what was going to happen. The grip the villain's various lackeys had on them was too firm and unforgiving. Still - the presence of hands, instead of cold metal, tried to trick some part of their lizard brain into thinking they had a real chance of escape if they just tried hard enough.
They didn't. They knew they didn't. But they struggled all the same, eyes flashing, breath ragged. They'd been forced onto their back on something that looked a little like a dentist's chair, head pinned sideways to face the villain. They only had vague impressions of the rest of the room. Bright light.
The villain had pulled up a chair next to them with their kit.
"So," the villain said, in an affable sort of voice. "It's going to hurt a little, like we talked about. That's mainly because of the location." They began their work, carefully, and the hero squeezed their eyes shut. A whimper escaped them. It was not a little. "Ribs don't have a lot of fat, you see, and you're quite sensitive anyway. But you said that's where you'd get one, so, far be it from me to dictate."
The hero had said hypothetically they would get a tattoo on their ribs. Because it looked cool. They hadn't done any research and they certainly hadn't been serious about it. It had merely been idle conversation with someone they'd thought was their friend.
They'd also said that they would get a jellyfish, or maybe a small bird.
The hero tried to see what the hell the villain was doing, but they couldn't get a good look beyond the distressingly elegant curve of the villain's head.
"I figured you'd want to be conscious, though." The villain laughed, softly. "I wouldn't want to wake up and find out someone had just done something to me, you know? Makes it hard to process it. Freaky."
The hero swore at them. They liked to think the sentiment got through, even if it was just raw sound. Choked.
"You'll look so gorgeous when you're done, though," the villain said. "Don't worry. I'm a professional. I've done this loads of times before."
The hero knew that. That was the problem.
The villain's super-abilities were unusual enough that it had taken the hero far too long to realise that the villain had any, and that they were in fact a monstrosity rather than simply the sexy artist that the hero had met in a bar. Whatever the villain painted, wrote, inked or drew was woven through with their power. It could come alive. It could influence. It could harm or heal that specific area at the villain's whim.
It could, in short, do all manner of things that the hero did not want permanently etched into their skin.
Everyone close to the villain had a tattoo. It didn't bode well.
"Just breathe," the villain said. "You're doing so well. It will be easier on you if you relax."
The hero swore at them again. It didn't make them feel better.
The villain worked on them for what felt like hours. If it was a jellyfish, it was a truly massive jellyfish that curved all the way up their side. The hero still hadn't got a good look. At some point, they'd stopped writhing in the chair, exhausted.
They felt dazed when the villain finally lifted their head, meeting their eyes again. The villain brushed a tear away from the hero's cheek. It reminded the hero to jolt again, but the hands on them remained as relentless as ever.
Another small, involuntary sound left them.
Their skin felt hot. Sunburnt.
"All done," the villain said. They finally eased the bit out of the hero's mouth. "You should have some water. Are you going to drink it nicely?"
"What the hell did you do to me?" the hero demanded. Their voice was raspy.
"It's gorgeous. You'll love it. Water?"
"I don't want anything from you!"
"Good skin is important to good tattoos. But, hey." The villain shrugged. "I can't make you." They gestured for their lackeys to release the hero.
The hero surged up in an instant, fist already flying towards the villain's face. In an instant, their body froze, knuckles inches from the villain's face. It didn't matter how much they strained. They couldn't move.
The villain raised an eyebrow. "You'll want to make sure to keep it clean, to avoid any infection," the villain said. "And don't pick at it, okay? Stay out of the sun. No swimming."
"What did you do to me!?" It came out through gritted teeth.
The villain smirked at them. "I gave you a jellyfish. On the house. You're welcome."
The hero glared.
"That's what you wanted, right?" the villain asked.
"I didn't want this."
The villain shrugged. "I did, though. For the moment I saw you with your clothes off"
"You-" Words didn't feel enough to express the emotion that coursed through the hero at that. "I hate you."
"Yes, I get that quite a lot. I don't generally let it bother me. You do all look so pretty fuming, helpless, at my mercy."
The hero swallowed.
The villain waved a hand, and whatever strange paralysis had overtaken the hero, vanished. They staggered forward, nearly pitching into the villain's lap. The villain caught them to steady them, hands on their waist.
It should have been excruciating, to have the villain's hand on the tattoo, but instead there was a buzz of pleasure across the hero's skin that definitely wasn't normal. They wrenched back as quickly as possible, heart pounding.
Their fists curled, itching with the urge the punch again, but they didn't quite dare get close.
The villain beamed at them, eyes glittering with mirth, apparently knowing exactly what the hero was thinking.
"Now," they said. "Do you want a lift home? Or do you prefer to take a moment to recover here?"
"You're sick."
"I'm up and coming, darling. One day you'll thank me for it."
The hero peeled the bandage off the moment they were at home, alone, to try and get a good look at their new acquisition.
It was a jellyfish, just as the villain had said, inked in full colour and in exquisite detail and artistry. It seeped blue and purple into the hero's skin, with the smallest tinges of shimmering pink. The villain's initials were weaved into the jellyfish's umbrella, subtle to someone not looking for them. Small but there.
The hero didn't remember hitting the bathroom floor, only the dull feeling of their knees giving way beneath them as it all well and truly sunk in.
They could feel it against them. It was almost as if the tentacles were moving, gently, caressing their ribs. As if the villain's fingers were there, a ghost of a blazing touch.
They got a horrific amount of compliments about the damn thing.
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little-pondhead · 1 year
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So, for the Supervillain Danny and Everlast Trio Villains Au's....
What about Jazz?
Since I understand everyone's villain alter ego is based around their trauma and becoming their own antithesis and what not, I'd like to think that Jazz's alter ego would be a bad girl, kinda like Ember and Kitty (the former who mind controlled her twice and the latter who almost took her place while slowly corrupting her), maybe with a hint of Spectra (the school councilor thing, the hospital thing, and that one time with all three of them).
Instead of being the nice, normal girl who tries to be perfect, she's a loose cannon who does all the wild teen stuff, doesn't care about anyone accept for those who are in her 'gang', and will absolutely resort to violence the first chance she gets. Maybe she also has some kind of mind control powers, given how these incidents relate to her being under someone else's control.
Maybe she doesn't come around as often, because she has college and the like, but once she does, things get messy as she takes the chance to let out all her school related stress.
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Jazz had almost no childhood since she helped raise Danny from a very young age. She's intelligent and respectful and really wants to be an excellent example for Danny, so she acts as such. Therefore, Jazz never got to go through her 'teenage rebellion' phase. She wears modest clothes and upholds a pretty solid moral code. So here I present Nightingale, the punk-rock social justice warrior who comes and goes like a hurricane. She takes on the name Nightingale to avoid confusion, but once the JL realizes she and Fenton are related, some of the members consider going on a very long vacation to another world so they don't have to deal with this shit.
Now for her powerset, I'm not entirely sure if she should play meta or not. It's a common trope in fics that Jazz has been ecto-contaminated from her parent's experiments, thus giving her some sort of body enhancement. I played on that to give her a set of ears and teeth that match Danny's. She may not have ghost powers, but if she's fighting alongside Team Phantom, she must have some freaky abilities, right? (I love the mind control idea, btw) I feel like Jazz would be the Exception, where she's obviously enhanced in some way, but it's not an obvious power she can consciously separate herself from. It's like trying to tell your body to stop using your eyes. Unless other outside forces are preventing it, Jazz can't really not use her enhanced strength or speed. It drives the JL nuts because either Nightingale is a very weak meta or just an Olympic-level teenage athlete, and no one will spill the beans.
Also, this is personal preference, honestly, but I think it'd be really fucking funny if the DC universe is where Jazz and Danny have all their sibling fights. At home, they have to put up a united front so their parents don't get suspicious and the house doesn't kill them. (Also so none of the rogues takes advantage of their anger at each other) But they're siblings. Even if Jazz and Danny are the best of friends, they have to have arguments over the stupidest stuff. That's practically rule number one of having a sibling. So they go there to blow off steam and duke it out like they've always wanted to. It's mostly to release tension and stress, but each fight is getting more and more elaborate, and this whole thing is ridiculous. None of the heroes get paid enough for this. They're just gonna sit back and watch the show.
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OOZEPUNK
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WHAT IS OOZEPUNK?
Oozepunk is the term I'm coining for the microgenre of urban heroic sci-fi horror-fantasy that first exploded in the mid-80s with movies, shows, and comics like Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Toxic Avenger, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Hellboy, Street Sharks, and others. Lots of natural crossover with Biopunk and Cyberpunk, aesthetically and philosophically.
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Your childhood trauma didn't let you forget Roger Rabbit heavily featured colorful nightmare slime, did it?
A ragtag gang of weirdos (often horribly mutated--more on that soon) band together to save a city that doesn't understand them. Grimy sewers, abandoned buildings and graffiti'd brick walls are lit up by neon lights, streams of mysterious, glowing goo and/or the unearthly lights of futuristic particle weapons--ideally all of the above!
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Beyond the "cracked concrete and gutters full of liquid plutonium" aesthetic, Oozepunk prankishly asks "What if catastrophic aberrations of science, particularly DUMPING TOXIC FUCKING WASTE STRAIGHT INTO THE ENVIRONMENT created fucked-up monsters... but they're HEROIC fucked-up monsters!" These catastrophic aberrations of science grant the heroes incredible powers, but COST them their place in human society. (Ghostbusters and Roger Rabbit eschew character mutation in favor of discovering that the undead and olde tymey cartoons are real [and exploitable!], respectively. 'Busters and 'Toon sympathizers alike are treated like insane idiots and/or frauds in their respective universes.)
Oozepunk heroes are challenged not only by strange supernatural beings, but by human society itself. The Ghostbusters battle with local politicians as much as they do the undead. In the recent (and delightful) TMNT: Mutant Mayhem, Splinter warns the Turtles of humans and their obsession with "milking" mutants for their blood--on top of the villainous mutants they're trying to thwart!
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Crank up the creep factor in Oozepunk and you get awesome anti-establishment goo-horror like 1988's The Blob, The Stuff, Street Trash, and probably a bunch more. Toxic Avenger is a batshit crazy splatter-comedy (i.e. classic Troma)... and still garnered sequels, a kid's cartoon and toyline!
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And there's a Shredder's Revenge-style Crusaders beat-em-up coming out next year??
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This looks dope as shit
Ghostbusters and TMNT are the only current, "evergreen" (or radioactive green!) Oozepunk franchises I can think of off the top of my head, but Oozepunk elements are buried in almost all of the stories and settings I love the most. Heroic kaiju like King Kong, Godzilla and Gamera paved the way for our freaky friends, but so did comics characters like Fantastic Four's Ben "The Thing" Grimm, The Hulk and Swamp Thing. Hell, I think I blame SESAME STREET of all things for starting me down the Oozepunk path.
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Surprise! I've loved screaming trash monsters with secret hearts of gold since I was a fucking baby, and they've ALWAYS been there for me!
But it's not just Oscar, Sesame Street as a whole is a proto-Oozepunk utopia, years before the big Ooze-splosion of the 80s. Muppets, monsters, talking animals and chill humans all live and work together to scrape by with a little dignity in a gritty-but-wholesome urban world!
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Sesame Street, a decades-long reminder that educational childrens' programming can and SHOULD be cool as hell looking and loaded with all kinds of friendly mutant freakuloids.
OOZEPUNK! Whaddya think?
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kifkay · 13 hours
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Winx and their Favourite Literary Tropes
Bloom: Found Family. The girl is queer, most likely a fan fiction enjoyer, if not a writer, and has been bullied. She is THE target demographic for this trope.
(plus, she literally went on and created her very own family of Winx)
Musa: Other than the very obvious choice of Your Crush is Mean to Everyone but You (ahem, ahem, Riven), Musa would love the Soulmates trope. It’s very comforting, to believe that there exists a person cosmically tied to you — someone who will have to love you, in spite of your flaws and hurts. Belong to you fully.
Aisha: although Aisha is usually a very calm and compassionate person, I think she would find Revenge narratives cathartic. Let the girlie read about a vengeful princess cutting down her past abusers, she deserves it!
Stella: definitely a romance girlie. I could see her either obsessing over a litany of romantic cliches (Prince in Shining Armour, only One Bed, nursing each other’s wounds (but only in theory, blood is disgusting), forced proximity, enemies to lovers, etc) OR hating them all due to how predictable they are. BUT she would definitely despise any toxic romance tropes Musa seems to love: the Mafia ones, the sunshine x grumpy, the “he’s cold but actually cares”. If both people are not whole-heartedly into each other, she’s not into it.
Flora: she is definitely a fantasy girlie (what is even fantasy for the society of Magix?). Particularly, she loves world-building and lore, brimming with their own unique biomes and freaky little creatures. She also likes Anti-Heroes or Misunderstood Villains. They play on all of her emotional strings.
Tecna: contrary to what you may expect, I don’t think Tecna would like sci-fi very much. What is sci-fi to the majority of the universe, to Zenith is reality. She would most likely find fantastical elements of these books cheesy or over-the-top. Tecna would like Heists: dynamic, fast-paced, high stakes. Puzzle pieces coming together to form a brilliant plan, complete with witty banter and colourful characters.
(I also think she would like Dysfunctional Families. Her parents interacted with her only when necessary; she was an only child. She would be fascinated by messy and tragic interactions between people who should walk away, but just can’t part with each other.)
some other characters I thought of:
Roxy: Supernatural, Talking Animal Companion.
Brandon: Hopelessly Devoted, Mutual Pining, Martyr.
Sky: Reverse Damsel in Distress/Distressed Dude? (the heroine saves his captured ass; he’s into girls that can snap him in half).
Nabu: the Chosen One, the Robin Hood, switch-and-bait.
Helia: long journeys as metaphors for a soul search; tending to the other person’s wounds; cosmic or eldritch horror.
Riven: the Princess and the Peasant, Hero saves the Day, Grumpy Mentor who cares.
Timmy: the Headquarters, Secret World, outsmarting your enemies.
Mirta: a fellow enjoyer of Doomed by the narrative, bonus points if it’s sapphic.
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Could you imagine the hero discourse in the prime defenders universe. There’s some Reddit post that’s like
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what was a negative interaction you had with a hero in your life
I’m curious because I see so many people talking like they’re purely good and I personally have seen them do pretty mean stuff
“when I was in the 6th grade silhouette was a TA on a school trip with my class and i told him that I needed the bathroom and he just told me to piss my pants and then ignored me and then when we actually got to the museum he just ditched us and left ms Gilbert to try and handle the entire class alone so I think that says a lot about what kind of person he really is”
“Tide once completely flooded my car that was parked on a bridge while fighting a villain and it had pictures of my grandma who died in a box on my passenger seat and they were ruined and I’m kinda still not over that”
“Pretender once walked straight into me and then just shoved me away and started shouting about how I should have moved if I was real”
“Well since the whole deal where random heroes have been going crazy I think you’re going to get a lot of bad experiences”
“Atlas killed my brother when he snapped that one time”
“This kid hero DC and his group got me fired from work because they literally stood in the middle of the road to harass some villain in a car instead of letting the cops deal with it. I was an hour late because they had to get someone to tow the car and it was totalled when they put it down because one of his friends had this freaky third demon arm thing that crushed it”
“Oh god yeah that kid. Watched him and his buddies dump some dude’s body in a lake. Then when my neighbour tried to stop them they made a call and then did something to him that messed him up for days. He doesn’t even remember it happening shits scary bro”
“Oh damn you live in rockfall too? Those kids are fucking menaces. The purple hair elf kid once just started stealing shit from the store I work at. Like he tried to put a bucket on my head and then in clear view crouched and started taking shit off the shelves and putting it in his bag. Security had to stop him and then he got picked up by Tide later.”
“Dodgeboy called me and my girlfriend a slur once :( I know he was super old but that’s still messed up”
“Saw a red haired hero kid punch out a wall of the dodge boy memorial library once when I was walking home from my night shift. As I was walking away I saw him and his friends harassing some kid with their powers and it kind of pissed me off with heroes in general. Like this is how the next generation of our protectors are being raised? God.”
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joltik-guy · 25 days
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[Electros plan]
{off screen post}
Joltik was so tired. The kind of tired that made your brain turn to mush inside your skull, that let the corners of your vision turn white. The kind of tired that wouldn’t go away.
The public hated them. Everyone hated them. And yet new vilgilantes popped up everyday, earning love and interest from the public. Paco, and now Juniper? It was pathetic. They did this before it was cool. Before it was common. What- do they just get all of the praise and attention, while Joltik fades into obscrurity. It wasn’t fair. People choosing this! They didn’t choose this!
Their vision goes completely white for they don’t know how long- it didn’t feel longer than a second- but it seemed to be morning, judging by the equipment lighting up, or maybe it wasn’t. They didn’t see sunlight anymore, their vision was far too degraded for that.
Their eyes almost immedaitly snapped to Electro, (HOW DID SHE GET IN!?)  who glowed like the sun should. She grinned, standing behind glass, in a room Joltik was yet to enter. She stood on her tippy toes, attempting to set up some TVs, with several more already organised.
“Oh hello! Decided to join us have you?”
She’d been in for a while- and they hadn’t noticed. They had failed- no- not entirely. Not yet.
The jerk upright- their only goal now is to get to her. To get her.
“I can’t believe you sleep with you eyes open! Freaky!”
She giggled, adjusting the last TV, and moving to connect some wires.
Joltik reached the door, but yanking on the handle revealed it was locked. Electro tuts, sitting down on a swivel chair and sliding to a large computer in the room, typing faster than what seemed to be humanly possible.
“You’re not allowed in yet! I’m not done! You should’ve invested in some more sleep- you look terrible hah-”
Joltiks fists clench, attempting to smash the glass, in one swing. It doesn’t work. Even with their superhuman strength- it bounces off the glass, only leaving their hand throbbing. They look up at her, not in any humour for this.
“I fucking hate you.”
She turns around to face them at this, her face almost showing something akin to disappointment.
“Oh- I know. I know you do.”
At that moment, the door clicks open, seemingly for no reason, and joltik rushes in without thought. They lunge at her- only for her to take a step back onto the a wire carefully placed and glitch out of sight.
Joltik blinks.
What.
The door clicking closed again sickened them to their stomach. Turning revealed her.
Outside of the room. Standing on a wire, grinning wider than ever, some sort of remote in her hand. She walks up to the glass as the tv’s flicker to life.
“Oh I didn’t think you’d fall for that! But hey- Thank you for making this easy!”
Joltik frantically looks around the room, turning in a small circle. They were trapped. Their head began to sting as their joltik senses fired off, everything was wrong. So wrong. This was bad.
All of the TV’s begin to play the same footage. Black and white security footage of their last fight with electro. The villains on the screen begin to bicker.
Electro grins maniacally, rocking on her feet. Everything was falling into place perfectly.
Joltik walks to the oppisite side of the room, where a large sturdy looking machine sits, attempting to pull it apart yeilded the same results as trying to damage the window. Yet they keep trying.
The TVs playing joltik yelling out "You think I wanted this? Any of this? YOU THINK I WANT TO SPEND MY TIME FIGHTING YOU!?" makes them freeze. 
Electro continues her monolouge.
“That really made me think, bug guy. I thought you wanted this- you wanted to be some sort of hero- but you sound bitter. You sound angry.”
Joltik gets back to attempting to break the glass dividing them,
“I am angry- LET ME OUT!”
“I’ve looked over your account, and honestly. I’m doing you a favour here.”
Joltik continues punching the glass, feeling something crack in their hand. Electro hears it and winces, tilting her head
“See- you’re destroying yourself- You always have, always will.”
The TVs start to play different footage this time, it seems like a compalation of joltik being injured, or hurt in their line in their work, including the infamous fight with minskt. She seems to have put a lot of work into this.
“I used to want to use this machine on myself- undo the rotom hybridity that was gifted to me, but I think you’re a much better candidate.”
Joltiks blood runs cold
“What.”
“Once this is over you’ll be normal! Just like you want! Just like you’ve always wanted!”
She begins to click buttons on the remote. The machine behind them making ‘power up’ noises
“NO – I DON’T WANT THAT- I DO NOT WANT THAT”
“Oh but you do! And your friends do too! It’ll be so much better for both of us. You’ll get what you want and I won’t have to deal with you bothering me anymore!!”
“LET ME OUT PLEASE PLEASE- PLEASE STOP THIS LET ME OUT!”
Electro giggles, before turning to joltik, any fun in her expression gone,
“It will hurt less if you’re still.”
With that the machine comes to life.
It was hard to tell if their screams were louder, or the machine itself.
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steinbecks · 1 month
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i replayed the honeybee inn/don corneo storyline last night and when the honeybee girls were like "ew cloud is so creepy he has such weird eyes he's unnerving..." god i eat it UP. it's not as simple as "oh cloud wants friends" it's more like, he has always wanted to be a hero, to be recognized/celebrated/seen as worthy, and the mako transformation makes people see him as unnerving and freaky (read: villainous, not heroic) as a first impression... even people who DO know him later on (like Cid) think he's an oddball whose presence alone makes people uncomfortable. it's devastating!
tifa is the only one who knew him pre-mako, so she is the only one who, in a sense, sees the "real" cloud, but it's not that simple, trauma does not divide us into real and unreal selves, that's not how it works... only when the original (un-traumatized) cloud and transformed (traumatized) cloud acknowledge each other later on does he become the fully actualized cloud, letting go of trying to be a certain kind of (zack) person and just being himself...
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desolationofzara · 11 months
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Look I know Papa Archeron is the biggest villain next to Tamlin in the ACOTAR fandom, but sometimes I think what if he didn’t die in the war and was just kinda like Authur Weasley. So amazed at the fae world around him and asking a million questions.
“So you don’t actually have wings? It’s a product of your magic? Fascinating! And why is it taboo to touch said wing? Well I asked that Cassian fellow but he instructed me to ask you as you are the High Lord. He also said that you have vast knowledge so my questions should be directed toward you.”
I also just want him being a dad. A good dad. Saying things like:
“Nesta, I am glad you picked up a productive hobby. But couldn’t we find you some looser leathers? Yes I know you don’t mind but I- yes I’m aware that everyone wears the same in the Valkyrie’s. Wait. Nesta is this a gang?!”
Or just being in Valaris where anyone will listen:
“My youngest is THE High Lady! Yes! No one’s ever been that before but my daughter is! She’s also a hero! And have you seen how successful her art studio has been? Natural born leaders, all of my daughters! But Feyre has always had a spark in her.”
Also can you imagine him just accidentally cockblocking his daughters?
Elain and Azriel about to share that kiss on Solstice when they hear rustling in the kitchen and a voice that goes “oh Elain! I’m so glad you’re awake!” And Azriel and Elain have to jump apart while Papa Archeron asks Elain if there’s any extra cake that she baked and how he’s praising her cooking skills and meanwhile she’s smiling and politely laughing but inside she’s furious and wondering if she should point him in the direction of Nestas room.
Nesta is “kneeling” in front of Cassian at the dinner table at the House of Wind, when they hear Nestas fathers voice say “it’s rather cold here, do you like staying here rather than the river house?” And Nesta pulls herself away so fast that she accidentally slams the back of her head on the table, hissing in pain and telling cassian to help her up. Papa Archeron appears at the dinner table with a grinning Az next to him. “Nesta, my dear, I hope you don’t mind me popping in. See Azriel was informing me about the libraries at this house and I’ve actually never even seen this place-what’s that smell in the air? Were you having dinner?”
Feyre and Rhysand are trying to get freaky in the war camp with their soldiers dying around them when Papa Archeron strolls in. “Feyre, who is this fine young man?” And feyre has to introduce her father to her mate and for some reason she finds herself to be nervous. Then he says “I saw you on the front lines, you fought gallantly. Thank you for also protecting my daughters when I could not.” And while Feyre is annoyed that her dad totally ruined her time alone with Rhysand, something softened in her knowing that her father approves of her mate. That they almost like each other.
Yeah…I think I’ll write a fic.
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midnight-talescape · 11 months
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𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉
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Not me having to do this twice because tumblr ate the first one
The single character are just the only character I will write for in their fandom because I only find them attractive (no I don't take question for my choice) But feel free to convince me otherwise with nice prompt
𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 𝐵𝒶𝓁𝓁
The Tyrant and His Pet (Yandere Frieza x Reader)
^ art to go with that story I said no oc but im also a hypocrite
Mine (Yandere King Cold x Adopted Reader) <- I will fuck his entire family excluding chill who look like a purple and orange dildo and kuriza whos a literal child
𝐵𝓁𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝐵𝓊𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓇
Contract (Alpha Sebastian x Omega Reader) I want a demon buler
𝒫𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓃 (𝐼’𝓂 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔)
Trainer and Pokémon are both okay (final evolution and grown up only)
Rage (Yandere Human Gyarados x Reader) no thought mind blank
Sacrifice (Yandere Human Volcarona x Reader) why did i write lava cum
Forbidden (Yandere Greninja x Reader) i will always love forbidden ninja love
Mate (Serperior x Reader) favorite starter no regret
Virus (Various Pokémon x Reader) no comment
Worship (Arceus x Reader) go big or go home
Fire (Arcanine x Reader) dog
𝐼𝓃𝓊𝓎𝒶𝓈𝒽𝒶
Heat (Sesshomaru x Half Demon Reader) <- first anime crush
𝒟𝒮𝑀𝒫 (𝒞! 𝒪𝓃𝓁𝓎)
I’m here (C!Philza x Cat Hybrid Reader) Im so fucking sorry
𝒜𝓈𝓈𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒞𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓇𝑜𝑜𝓂 (𝐸𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝑜𝓃𝑒’𝓈 𝑔𝑜𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝒷𝑒 𝒶 𝒶𝒹𝓊𝓁𝓉)
Prey (Koro Sensei x Reader) Adult need special care
𝒪𝓃𝓂𝓎𝑜𝒿𝒾
Treasure (Yandere Tamamo no Mae x Reader) fluffy tails
𝒟𝒞
Criminal (Yandere Batman x Criminal Reader) I might have a type
Taboo (Brother Batman x Sister Reader) i was so fucking excited for this ;-;
𝐻𝒶𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝒫𝑜𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 (𝒜𝓁𝓁 𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝓊𝓅)
Purpose (Lucius Malfoy x Reader) I have some daddy issue
𝐻𝒶𝓏𝒷𝒾𝓃 𝐻𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓁 + 𝐻𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓊𝓋𝒶 𝐵𝑜𝓈𝓈
Deal (Alastor x Reader) not me remembering Alastor doesn't brush his teeth
Lust (Asmodeus x Succubus Reader) I love mister rooster guy
𝒞𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝑒 𝑅𝓊𝓃 𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔𝒹𝑜𝓂 (𝓈𝒽𝒽𝒽𝒽𝒽𝒽)
Cookie & Cream (Yandere Dark Cacao x Reader x Yandere Pure Vanilla) It's definitely call cream, I don't take argument
𝑀𝒾𝑔𝓊𝑒𝓁 𝒪’𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶 (𝒴𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓂𝒶𝓃 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒸𝑜𝓁𝓊𝓂𝓃)
Princesa (Miguel O’hara x Reader) I love writing hate sex
Needs (Alpha Miguel O’hara x Beta Reader) I want this man to do so many illegal shit to me
Washing Machine (Miguel O’hara x Reader) help me stepbro
Needs and Wants (Omega Miguel O’hara x Beta Reader) this man has so many things that can do so many things to me
Protection (Bodyguard Miguel O’hara x Reader) I will pay big money for this man
Aphrodisiac (Miguel O’hara x Reader) he totally gaslighted you lol
Good Boy (Hybrid Miguel O’hara x Reader) the title has little to no correlation with the story
Mi Diosa (War God Miguel O’hara x Reader) The amount of Miguel i’m writing is getting ridiculous
Secret (Best Friend Miguel O’hara x Hero Reader) I want miguel so badly
Villain (Yandere Villain Miguel O’hara x Hero Reader) I need to remember this is a smut
Hatred (Various Miguel x Reader) i love angst
Killer (Ghostface Miguel O’hara x Shy (?) Reader) very thin line between shy and psychopathic
Little Spider (Stepdad Miguel O’hara x Reader) stepdad miguel lets goooooo
𝒥𝓊𝒿𝓊𝓉𝓈𝓊 𝒦𝒶𝒾𝓈𝑒𝓃
Leash (Wolf Toji x Reader) Bark bark
Master and Slave (Toji x Reader) No thought want Toji to [bleep] me
Discipline (Proffesor Nanami x Student Reader) Look at this beautiful mature responsible man
Liar (Sukuna x Reader) I think regular people will die if they fuck him
𝒮𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓁𝑒 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝑒𝓇
Jealousy (Ice Bear x Reader) *insert How bad can I be
Despise (John Wick x Reader) <- this is favorite will recommand
Wine (Thranduil x Reader) Im into some freaky shit
Game (707 x Reader) My beloved
Love (Yandere Kururu x Reader) I dont know why I love him I just do
Captain (Levi x Reader) You can break my neck
Pet (Slenderman x Reader) daddy long leg
𝒫𝓇𝑜𝓂𝓅𝓉
Pearls (Yandere Sea Monster x Mermaid Reader) I had to cut it because I was dragging it on for too long
Intertwine (Genderbend Parallel (?) x Reader) its just a little weird okay
Don't Leave (Yandere Dragon x Reader) Dragon, my love
Obsession (Yandere Wolf x Reader) I have no thought just head hurt, also want a wolf. Doesn't have to be a man just a wolf
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Mother I require something steamy, if it’s ok something that has to do with the villain and the hero trying to “have fun” after a mission
The villain’s smile was adorable. Though the hero thought about it intensively, they couldn’t come up with a better word.
“I never thought I’d actually get a drink with you,” the villain said. “God, I hated you so much. Always getting in my way, asking me out on dates—”
“Being criminally attractive?” the hero asked. They were smiling just as much as the villain.
Saving the world would never get old to them. Though it was tiring and though they didn’t get much praise from anyone, it was more than worth it. Obviously, the alcohol was just as rewarding as walking through the city with the knowledge of having saved every soul in it.
The villain only rolled with their eyes and took another sip from their wine glass.
“I suppose. You aren’t that bad to look at.”
“Did you just confess your immortal love for me?” the hero asked. God, they loved teasing the villain. They always got flustered and now that both of them had their fair share of wine, it was even easier to get the villain to blush.
“Ah, it takes a bit more than simple flirting,” the villain said. “Cheap pick-up lines are boring.”
The hero didn’t know what it was. They didn’t know why they asked what they were about to ask. Later, they blamed it on the alcohol. But they knew this wasn’t quite the truth.
“Too boring? I bet you like it freaky, don’t you?” They expected the villain to freeze. To get embarrassed and avoid their gaze. But they didn’t. The villain looked at them with those half-lidded eyes, intrigued yet challenging.
“And what if I do?” the villain asked in return as if it was a normal answer to a normal question. The hero looked at them, studied them. This didn’t seem to be a new trick. This was real. As far as the kinda-drunk-version of the villain could count as real.
“Then I’d offer you a seat on my lap.” The villain’s smile reappeared, just as beautiful as seconds ago. Carefully, they put down the glass of wine and walked over to the hero. Without further ado, they sat down. On the hero’s lap.
The hero wanted to make a dumb comment about it. However, the villain’s lips crashed into theirs instantly and stole them every opportunity to say anything. The villain’s hand placement was heaven. One hand in the hero’s hair, the other grabbing their shoulder. The hero could definitely tell they were possessive.
The way they held onto them made the hero’s head spin. They wanted to drown in this feeling, holding the villain forever.
Admittedly, the villain wasn’t just a criminal. They could change. They had changed during the mission. A terrible desire of saving the villain sparked in the hero’s chest. It was dangerous. And terrible. And exciting.
With every second the kiss went on, the villain added more tongue until the hero couldn’t take it anymore. They took off the villain’s shirt and started kissing their collarbone.
“You’re so fucking pretty,” they mumbled into the villain’s skin. “Fuck.”
They felt the villain’s reaction to the praise as they pulled on their hair more. All the hero wanted right now was more of that.
Which was why they sucked a hickey into the villain’s throat.
The reaction was more than lovely. Moaning, shaking, gasping — the hero couldn’t have been more happy.
But they were greedy. They needed more. Slowly, they dragged their finger down the villain’s exposed body as they kissed them until they came to their pants. Once they were there, they started to undress them. The hero needed them now. They wanted this.
“Holy fuck,” the villain gasped, breaking the kiss for a second. “Is this really happening?”
“If you want to,” the hero whispered.
“Of course I do.”
The hero managed to get a few more reactions than moaning, shaking and gasping out of their villain that night.
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The Lost Boys watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
(Part Two- Seasons 4-5) (spoilers for BTVS)
Part one
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•They take another break after the season 3 final. Angel leaving the show broke Dwayne’s heart just a little
•They start season four and Paul’s like, ‘there’s a vampire frat???? Where can I pledge?!
•…never mind
•They don’t have a good feeling about this Parker guy (really they just don’t like to watch her fuck human guys, but 🤷🏻‍♀️)
•They think Dingos Ate My Baby is really cool
•Marko and Paul think they should start a band too!
•Dwayne and David are like, we don’t play instruments?????
• “you guys ruin everything”😠 -Marko
•David’s like, ‘fine, we all sing you guys want to start a quartet? Is that what you want????’
•Paul thinks that sounds like a good time tbh
•But he senses David was being sarcastic…so they keep watching.
•SPIKE IS BACK???? Fuck. Yes.
•He’s got a new crazy vampire babe?? This guy is their hero
•Dwayne is like, I can’t believe Spike literally tried to kill Buffy but Parker’s the biggest villain of this episode
•They all love Oz
•They don’t care that he’s a wolf, they’d vibe (ok, David cares a little)
•Paul swears up and down that man smokes weed. He’s like, no person is that calm all the time
•NEVERMIND
•Paul watches Oz cheat on Willow and he says “it’s giving Parker”
•The military got Spike????? THAT CAN HAPPEN???
•They had never considered this possibility before
•They’re like damn we might have to lay low for a couple weeks, like “the murder capital of the world” is probably on some government radars
•Dwayne says he only supports an army totally independent of and opposed to a capitalist state
•Paul’s like, can we just watch the show? Geez
•They are absolutely terrified by the prospect of a chip that can stop you from killing
•Marko is furious
• “WHY WOULD YOU TAKE AWAY HIS ONE TRUE JOY IN UNLIFE YOU MONSTERS.”
•They take another break after this episode, that last one was the vampire equivalent of a Saw movie
•They come back after their massacre break
•David’s like, this better be a Spike heavy episode
•Spike’s kinda in his ‘no bitches🥺’ era right now tho
•They skip Pangs. As they should.
•Next episode Willow casts a spell so that Buffy falls for Spike
•They like Willow
•They do NOT like Riley
•They thought Xander was the biggest Vampire cock block and now Buffy’s flirting with this army guy????
•Disappointing
•Hush freaks them out
•Dwayne is clenching his teeth throughout the episode.
•Like they may be vampires but these freaky guys cutting peoples hearts out in silence with smiles on their faces? Hella creepy. They are not fans
• “No Spike don’t stake yourself you’re too sexy ahaha”-Paul
•He even makes a Hawaiian shirt look good
•Like why he keep it unbuttoned like that, he knew what he was doing
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•David listens to them thirst over this guy that looks quite a bit like him with a smirk on his face praise kink
• ‘oh man the military organization are the bad guys? Who could have predicted this incredibly surprising turn of events’🙄
•Spike can’t catch a break
•Marko is SO pissed he can’t eat Riley
•All this seasons problems could be solved if Spike could eat Riley
•Faith is back and it’s erotic
•Paul watches this episode chanting “kiss kiss kiss” under his breath
•They do not kiss:(
•Faith stole Buffy’s body???
•😮😮😮😮
•They get to that one scene with Spike in the Bronze where Faith (in Buffy’s body) tells Spike, “I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.”
•Paul’s like, ‘I would sell my soul just to hear her say that to me’
•David’s like, ‘you already sold your soul for eternal life dumbass’
•Paul is grumpy™️
•The next episode features Riley and Buffy having constant and uncontrollable sex
•It hurts Paul to see people living his dream
•The boys pat him on the back sympathetically
•Oz comes back and Marko’s like, ‘She likes GIRLS dog boy! You blew it!’
•They love Willow and Tara🥰 unproblematic couple
•Spike is a MENACE Marko loves him
•finding new and innovative ways to be evil😈
•The military is really putting chips in people left and right (new fear unlocked for the boys)
•Paul should NOT have smoked before the dream sequence episode
•Dracula cameo in the next episode
•They did him dirty with this portrayal, he’s not that ugly in really life
•Like that’s sort of their great grandfather??
•She let him drink from her?? Again, it hurts to see everyone else living their dream😔
•Dracula has not one, but three crazy vampire girlfriends
•Respect.
•Marko is seething
•Buffy kills Dracula and they’re like, so are the hot vampire chicks free👀
•Harmony’s back? Nice.
•They’re already tired of Dawn.
•She has a crush on Xander so they know she’s got terrible taste
•Spike has a plan to get that chip out of his head, Marko’s like, “fucking finally” he misses bloodthirsty Spike he was hot
•Spike does not get the chip out of his head
•He DOES have a wet dream about Buffy
•Paul’s like, ‘he just like me fr’
•This next episode features Spike in his orignal ‘No Bitches🥺’ era
•They all look at David when ponytail, glasses, poetry Spike comes on screen
• “I wasn’t like that.” -David
•They like, ok and all side eye each other👀
•Angel (sort of) makes a cameo in this episode and Dwayne smiles
•He missed him🥺
•They watch 70s punk Spike steal his coat off the body of a dead slayer
•They’re like is that how you got yours David
•He’s like yes
•He found it in a dumpster, but the boys don’t need to know that
•Spike is boyfriend material fr, Buffy’s trippin’
•They don’t like when the monsters are gross
•They came here for a sexy time and a sexy time only😤
•Riley’s going to vampire clubs to let vampires drink from him? Dwayne says: “men will do anything but go to therapy”
•They watch her set the vampire den on fire with their jaws on the floor
• “I really think I could fix her you guys, I just need one night” -Paul
•They roll their eyes at Riley’s bitching
•Just let him fly away on that helicopter Buffy, you can do better
•Spike is killing vampires now?? Wtf???
•Paul’s like, ‘we’ve done a lot of things to get laid. Remember Michael?’ They stare at David
•David’s like you right you right
•Glory’s a god? Damn
•They like ayo baby let us worship you
•real talk, there’s not many characters on the show they don’t find incredibly attractive
•Dawn, Xander, and Riley are pretty much the only ones that didn’t make the hot list
• “but what about Giles?” He sings and plays guitar, he looks damn good in a suit, he’s a total daddy, he’s on the list.
•Spike is a simp
•SPIKE IS A HUGE SIMP
•Takes her on a little stake out date and everything (smooth)
•Buffy rejects him?
•They like give him a chance Buffy he would treat you so well (and let him bite you a little geez)
•Marko’s like, ‘there’s more vampire sex coming right? It wasn’t just the one time’
•Paul’s like, ‘I read the season six plot summary, yes😈’
•Woah crazy vampire girlfriend’s back
•Things are gettin kinda freaky
•They had missed the bondage in this show fr
•Buffy’s mom dies?!?!
•This episode hurt them
•As little as they care for human life, they all had mothers once, even if they can’t remember anymore
•Humans are so fragile
•Angel returns to comfort Buffy, Dwayne thinks he’s husband material
•Spike has those nerd guys build him a…Buffy sex robot???
•Dwayne’s team Angel
•Paul’s like, “haha that’s so crazy of him” he immediately googles if he can get one
•He cannot. Probably for the best.
•Willow has to watch Tara’s brain get drained from her skull???? No!!!!
•They love Willow and Tara!!!
•They don’t care how hot this bitch is (they care a little) Buffy better kick her ass
•oh damn ok Willow’s gonna kick her ass
•They’re running away now?
•Spike pulls up with a giant Winnebago, they love him
•Paul’s like, ‘you think we can drive during the day like that if we black out all the windows?’
•Dwayne’s like, ‘you know you’re never allowed behind the wheel of a car ever again’
•Paul pouts
•The bad guys steal the kid?
•Things got real dark real quick
•SHE HAS TO DIE? Wtf
•Paul’s like ‘remember when the biggest problem in this show was what to wear to the prom?’
•Buffy and Spike are friends again! Yay!
•Willow a badass fr
•Oh my god they might really kill this kid
•SHE DIES??? BUFFY DIES???
•It can’t end like this
•They need another break after that finale (Paul is inconsolable)
There will be a part 3 for seasons 6-7!! (And season sex six is spicy, Paul’s excited)
Tag list❤️🖤❤️:
@misslavenderlady @6lostgirl6 @ghoulgeousimmaculate @crustyraccoon @riz-coolgirl @skeletonea
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NO, HOBIE!
(AU: Ya'll ever read No, David? That lil fuckin' cholo silver teeth lookin ass brat? I just had a thought 😂)
Miguel shouting at the punker, who's wobbling to the edge of building, "NO, BROWN! I swear to GOD if you jump in that fucking pool of possessed Spider-people, I will kill you myself!" The last thing they needed was this ridiculous punker joining in on the chaos of all of this!
Hobie grinning widely under his mask being very tempted, and hated being told what to do. The gang were in a world where Dr. Oct created a dangerous serum that got Spider-people to do his bidding, and leaking out green salvia with their mouths morphed into Spider mouth. Seems like this Dr. Oct found a way to copy Shathra being similar to her Spider Wasp beings.
Luckily Lyla was working on a cure, while Miguel is trying to keep the gang from changing and stopping the mad-villain. However, Hobie saw the opportunity to fuck shit up as always! Why is it when Miguel always say no, there's always trouble from Spider-punk?
"Is that a threat?" Spider-Punk innocently asked with his goofy Spider-Punk mask beaming at Spider-man 2099.
Peni in her Sp//dr suit letting out a low groan, "Hobie, NO! Come on, this is serious!"
Miguel growling through his teeth. Pavtri had his hands out, "You know, Miguel doesn't mean it. Hobie, come on, my dude!"
"Brown, I am warning you!" The older Spider-man growls in anger.
"Mmm, I'm hearing a yes?" The Spider-Punk stick his long lanky leg out pretending to fall.
"NO, HOBIE! Bad! I'ma tell on Miles!" Peni shouted.
Spider-Punk quickly stood back hearing his Sunflower's name. Then, the massive urge to jump to the pile of infected people with Ace monstrous features got him pump. Those intrusive thoughts winning especially when Miguel commanded, "It's an order, Brown. Get over here, now!"
"Okay. Okay, no need to get your trousers in a mix." Hobie happily walks away at the edge hearing relief sighs, then he quickly turns back to jump down, "PSYCH! You thought!"
They all had their mouth dropped when their punker friend literally got infected all because his intrusive thoughts were in the way!
"HIJO DE SU PUTA MADRE!" Miguel cursing out loud enrage by his fellow Spider-Punk, ruining another mission just to fuck with him. The rest of the Spider-heroes saw their friend already turned into a freaky humanoid Spider causing ruckus.
"ALL FOR ANARCHY! I LOVE IT!" He shouted before he made odd growls.
"Ugh, and we needed him, too." Peni groans.
Pavtri rolled his eyes, "So what do we do now?"
"Hey guys, Miles was able to knock out Dr. Oct! How's your part of the plan going?" Gwen asked as she speaks through the intercom.
Miguel already raging at the side having to curse out in Spanish. Peni and Pavtri stood on top of the building with no luck of achieving their goal, "Yeah, about that..." Peni began.
Gwen let out a low groan, "Don't tell me... Hobie?"
"Yeah." The two sounded so bum about this outcome and exhausted.
"And Miguel?" She asked.
Pavtri answered, "He's uhhh..." Seeing his leader still ranting out loud in anger, "might need a drink later..."
"Oh god!" Gwen growls.
Then Miles' voice appeared, "What? What happened? Did the mission failed?" He had tied up the Dr. Oct variant up with metal bars. Then stood with his friend being confused.
"Guess." She sighs being exhausted.
"What did Hobie do this time?" Miles' voice already sounded drained knowing full well this was his boyfriend's doings. "Gawd, please tell he didn't jump in the infected?"
"He jumped in the infected." They all said with tiredness in their voice a bit annoyed at that.
"UGHHH! Let me go get him!" Miles groans, "Gwen, you have to go over there and help them. I'll be here and bring back Hobie since he's acting like a damn two year old!"
"Okay, be careful. Hobie might be a monster and hurt you." Gwen pointed out then chuckles, "Ha, that sounded stupid when I said that out loud."
"Then, I'll whack the shit out of him for being dumb!" Miles huffs already headed out to search for his man. Gwen went over to the other group to help them out with their goal in breaking in the building to let Lyla have control.
Meanwhile, Miles spotted his boyfriend causing a mess. "NO, HOBIE! PUT THAT DOWN!" He jump behind his boyfriend being a few inches away.
Possessed Hobie made sounds out of his mouth, this was Shathra all over again! Miles crosses his arms, "Hobie, you are in big trouble! Why did you turned into this?"
"Grr... hissssss, SsSSUNFLOWER!" His Spider-Punk happily rushes over to give him a hug knowing a familiar scent and face. His Sunflower being present had brought back his memories and focus on being his Spider-Punk self.
"Bae, you're infected! Stay put." Miles took a step back.
"NNNOOOO, Sunflower! Huuuggg meee!" He follows his boyfriend wanting affection.
Miles was able to lead his boyfriend away from the rest of the infected into the building where Dr. Oct was capture. His Spider-Punk fighting off any infected trying to get close to him, which was a good thing that infection isn't madding the punker.
Hobie snuggle his Sunflower when having the chance, "Sunflower!"
"Hobie, if you bite me, I will give you the Silent treatment." His Sunflower warned him as he types into the computer to have the building where his friends are opened up.
"Nooooooo!" He buries his face into his shoulder wanting cuddles. "Pay attention to me!"
"Okay, guys. I got it." He said through the intercom as his boyfriend became super needy.
"Alright, we're in!" Gwen answered.
After all that, the mission became a success. Lyla was able to make a cure, and had everyone turned back to normal. Miles grab his boyfriend's shirt giving him a full blown lecture, "Next time, you decided to let your intrusive thoughts get in your way, I will personally punish you, Hobie! No means No! I know, damn well you only did it to piss off Miguel."
Hobie stupidly stand with his legs a few inches apart to be on his boyfriend's level, his Spider-Punk mask being so bug eyed. "You're going to punish me, luv? Kinky."
"Oh shut up!" Miles keeping his serious attitude, "Next time, your not gonna be in a mission with me."
"Nooo, luv! Don't be so cruel!" His punker whines, seeing how much he upsetter his boyfriend. "Don't ignore me."
Miles gave him the silent treatment. Gwen slurp her slushie, "So... you think it was worth it?" She looks at Hobie.
Peni and Pavtri chuckles seeing the punker being dragged by holding on Miles' ankles. Good that what's he gets.
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Writing Prompt: the Hero breaks into the Villain’s lair to find them torturing a civilian. Hero gets all upset and starts monologuing when the civilian chimes in, saying that they’re the Villain’s lover and they’re just doing freaky stuff and that Hero completely ruined the mood
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Probably The Top 10 Characters of 2023
It's time for the hardest top 10 list of the year, deciding who my top 10 characters of the year are. I am a very character focused writer and GM and that translates to my enjoyment of art too. I love characters and it's so hard to pick between the amazing swath of fantastic characters I read this year. Lowering the list down after eliminating stuff I had the list at like over 20 characters so getting this down to 10 was an exercise in self doubt. Of all of these lists this really is the list that I want to thin about next year and see what characters I am still thinking about in one years time. Unlike my other lists this is not even roughly in any order it simply is the 10 characters that at the moment I was writing this I managed to cut a list down to. My 45th character at this moment might be number 2 tomorrow and you can't see my 45th character, you can only see 10.
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Mary Satome [Kaguri Twins]
I watched this early in the year but Mary stuck with me. She's funny, she's clever, she is messy, she's an asshole, she's sweet, she's passionate and determined and I just want the best for her and her girlfriends. It's rare to see a woman be as messy as her and remain the main character but she gets to both be kinda noble and heroic while also clearly being self motivated.
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Prospera Mercury [gwitch]
Easily mother of the year, Prospera Mercury is a litness test for me on someone's taste and makes for an easy read on if someone will have utterly trash politics or not. If Prospera was a man she would probably be one of the most beloved characters in anime as a passionate loving mom who tries to teach her child hard lessons and is willing to do anything to give her child freedom and get her revenge. However, she is not a guy so from the start everyone suspected she was awful and abusive and terrible when the text never not even at the end supports it, she is mean to Sulleta exactly once and that is so she is not an accomplice to her crimes in case she ends up getting stopped.
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Tilty Claret  [MagiRevo]
My favorite "side" character of the year has to be Tilty, this little freak. Tilty is sweet, she's kind, she deserves a girlfriend, two girlfriends, she should be dating Anise and Euphy. She is funny, she's well used, she does great emotional support and understands Anise so well, I love her so much and I love how loyal and great she is to the people she loves. I love her sciencey freaky attitude too she's just great.
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Honey Trap [Super Women In Love]
Villain to Hero Honey Trap is utterly endearing. She starts as simply simping for Rapid Rabbit but it's fun to watch her evolve as a character and as a person over the course of the manga. She's sweet, endearing and brutal at all the right times. She's so gay and really funny, and she is really a perfect protagonist for this romantic comedy action yuri series. She's such a perfectly crafted character who can really command a range from serious threat to tragic damsel to Hero to gay little goof ball all while feeling like the same consistent character.
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Satya [Pink Sugar]
Satya comes in with an air of mystery but this trans lesbian swiftly shows how quickly someone can go from sexy mystery to beloved dork. Satya gets a lot of the most soft and sweet moments with her future girlfriends getting to be someone to listen to them, to ask questions as an outsider to the trio and to be the inciting incident to get them to go on their wild road trip to begin with. I am really curious where her story will go but it would be lying to say she hasn't already endeared herself to the top of my list despite being probably the least focused on girl of the quad so far.
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Shadowheart [BG3]
BG3 has a lot of good characters, great characters even and that is in spite of it being attached to one of the worst IPs around D&D. Shadowheart stood out to me among the many characters of a character who had queerness as part of her character done well despite being a player sexual character and I think she has the most dramatic character arc of the batch on her good path. Shadowheart starts as a catty Mormon girl and evolves into this kind heroic adventurer who you could see saving the world many more times.
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Adalia [En Garde!] 
While En Garde! might be a short 3 hour romp all three hours with Adalia are perfectly used. She's funny, charming, cute, and heroic. She's fitting a very classic archtype but is a spin on it by having it both be a woman but also be queer. These two factors do add to Adalia's charm, the gay side lets us see her enter dork mode where she is very gay for a sexy pirate woman and her animations change and she makes worse decisions then snap out of it when it's what needs to happen to help people. She's utterly lovely and a true delight.
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Nova [Spellastra]
While almost every character here has a bit of a silly side, I can appreciate a more dramatic character. Nova is a character covered in tragedies, of angst, of wanting to love but feeling unable, she's rough and prickly and messy and makes bad choices but they all make a lot of sense for where she is at in any given moment. Nova is at once the older mentor who knows what to do but also the love interest who's fucked up plenty of times and blames herself even more than she ever should. Nova's a testament to the depth and layers you can really give a character while having her be lovable and desirable and still fit in for more fun moments while having these hard edges.
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Jala [Thirsty Suitors]
Speaking of messy queers we have the disaster bisexual herself Jala. She's a character I really wanna dive deeper into because I think there is so much to Jala and the game does a pretty good job at leaving a lot of space for my brain to get cooking about why Jala is like this while also explaining a lot of why Jala is like this. Jala has hurt a lot of people, like most of the people in her life and her path to make it right with everyone is great. We get to see where other people fucked up, what complicated situations, where she grows and where she stands firm. Jala is a really perfectly envisioned character with a cast weaved so perfectly around her that every interaction is splendor to behold.
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Astra [Grand Slam Romance]
Astra's on a quest to fuck every woman on the planet and more power to her. Astra is kinda the villain of the first book but she's also the romantic lead which places her in an interesting position in the story where we see her at her worst, we get to understand how she got there and we are cheering for her to tone it down like 10%. I am fully biased in my love for her and I make no excuses for it. Astra is designed exactly like many of my OCs with a personality similar to a lot of my OCs, I love everything about her, I want her great success and I look forward to people telling me I ripped her off even if I made characters like her like 10 years ago and have a record of it. I love her and I just wanna see more of her.
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