#hi hello i just woke up

[tiredfoxtf]

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#> tired shitpost #discourse #hi hello i just woke up #first of all i am not leaving if you care #at least right now #second thing #i won't be responding to ANY sort of asks about the situation #this blog is meant to stay discourse free or light #third thing #my opinion regarding the matter has not changed #wait keep yourself calm and collected stay safe and logical #do not fuck your brain with what if scenarios #this will not help in the slightest just cause more stress #actually please #distract yourselves with whatever works the best #do not jump to conclusions

[typicalcommondandelion]

mrrrah! miao! mrrm...

prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....

#hi hello i just woke up #miaouu

[a-lonely-tatertot]

Tommyinnit apparently????

#tommyinnit #hi i just woke up. hello??? #ngl. i am not horribly surprised #but yeah welcome to the club ig #tater rambles

[rio-rakuen]

just beat it! (beat it!) beat it! (beat it!) no one wants to be defeated showin' how funky and strong is your fight it doesn't matter who's wrong or right just beat it!

#ranma 1/2 #ranma saotome #ranma #michael jackson #i woke up in a cold sweat needing ranma saotome in the jacket from beat it #this is maybe my favorite ranma i’ve drawn #gar’s art #oathofoaks #also hi hello not dead just v tired

[thegrandharveyspecter]

All there was in this place was a burner phone. Harvey didn't know where his went but it wasn't in his pocket anymore. Either it was taken or he dropped it somewhere during his trip. Not typical Harvey Specter behaviour, but he had no idea what was going on.

He tried sending the text five times and every time, it failed, so Harvey moved all over the place until there seemed to be a tiny bit of a signal.

[Text: Scott Lang] I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared- Harvey Specter

Harvey wasn't really scared but he figured the more urgent it sounded, the more likely he was to get a response. He doubted explaining his situation, his situation he didn't even know was real, would get anywhere.

After Harvey sent it, he started pacing in his spot and hoped Scott wouldn't think this was a prank someone was playing on him.

@antvnger

#hi hello #I hope this is alright? #there's no pressure or rush though #and it got a little longer than I meant- sorry about that #tbh this was inspired by a trippy dream I had the other night: #Harvey was stuck in some odd place and he literally sent 'I'm scared' to Scott three times #and tbh I just wanted to see Scott's reaction since it was sent from a burner #but I woke up too soon and didn't know what happened lmao #you can just ignore this if you want #I just needed this out of my system #antvnger

[narwhalandchill]

oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh

so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.

why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.

and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.

so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.

it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.

like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!

and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)

(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)

#man the way its lovely reunion but tjen ajax fucking ATTACKS IT ON SIGHT you couldve gotten married!!!!11!1 fucking unbearable i am in agony #anyway contrary to popular belief we still have no fucking clue whether ajax' link to the narwhal was innate #skirk saying the traces remain on him after meeting it isnt saying tht much. the parts he shares w it couldve well been innate but dormant #instead. also just the fact that he woke it up already shady #then like. monoceros caeli being his from the beginning is completely plausible despite ppl acting like its been confirmed his const change #and like them being halves of the same entity on some lvl would make the narwhal being so weak without him n until ajax found it again #make very much. sense. anyway ajax toxicity jokes aside if the narwhal was just trying to eat him point blank without even a hello #i do get why hed react aggressively. but also bros been telling everyone n their mom hes fighting his narwhal the seconf he finds it again😔 #so i feel somewhat confident in assuming he started that 40+ days brawl #anyway if ajax Isnt the celestial narwhal on some level or possibly becoming it as their link grows. #riddle me this atheists. why is his 3rd phase boss theme. the song about His individual murderous rage at us #bc he thought he was outplayed by us. His personal wrath #whys the song for that called the wrath of the celestial narwhal. of the star swallowing whale. Hmmmge. his individual rage. #why does tusk of monoceros caeli speak of him embracing the narwhals innate qualities as embracing mere parts of Himself #funny how tjat goes!! (the OST n boss drop is not 100% serious theory but it does drive me insane. bc why would they phrase it like that) #anyway either theyre 2 halves same original entity or theyre soulmates idgaf . they should fold teyvat in half and eat it for brunch #aaand im going to be consumed by this realization for the next month wish me luck #WHY DID IT NEED HIM THERE SO BADLY???? HUH?????? #i mean relatable dont we all. but its sooooooooo inch resting. Curious indeed #rambles #genshin #childe #childeposting #narwhalposting

[goldensunset]

everyone told me she was terrifying but they didn’t tell me she was so cool and nice

#blacked out and woke up with this in front of me hi. may my ten thousand unfinished older wips forgive me #champion cynthia #cynthia #pokemon cynthia #pokémon cynthia #pokémon #pokemon #dppt #diamond and pearl #oh i am absolutely not tagging all those. God bless 🙏 #platinum gang here. i am 14 years late to this party hello #i meant to begin the sv dlc tonight but i got sidetracked again lol #gotta tie up loose ends on one game playthrough before doing another #have i really completed a game if i haven’t made any celebratory artwork? i think not. #anyway this game was very cool and charming and i adore how they pushed the limits of the DS with regards to art and animation #and i’m glad bc now i get to appreciate my beloved pla in a different way :-D #my art #i’m in my no backgrounds no peer review no bothering to color lines era again i guess. lol whatevs i’m happy something is finally dooonnnee #nomura has until the tokyo game show to prove himself and give us kh crumbs or else i might make this my new icon #i. just last-minute flipped this bc i realized the bang was on the wrong side dsgxjxjzk #i flip back and forth a lot while drawing to keep my perspective fresh and sometimes i forget to flip back to the right side #bc usually it does not matter

[coredrill]

good morning bravern enjoyers

#woke up in a cold sweat today and was like. I HAVE TO REWATCH MAZINGER INFINITY #this is extremely funny to me to bc like. one of my first thoughts when i saw lulu hugging smith in the op was ‘alternate future daughter’ #based on like. hair color ig? #vibes????? #and then i forgot abt it bc she was just his regular daughter #BUT NOW SHE REALLY IS HIS ALTERNATE FUTURE DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! i never lose #a: bravern #bravern spoilers #f: mazinger z #t.bbbb #also infinity coming out in 2018 and bravern being in production for five years. Hello (<-hasn’t connected shit) #bbbb: tv #ch: lulu

[airenyah]

Your essay on Joong's underrated acting skills deepened my Joong appreciation so much, that I watched Mafia the Series, I'm watching Ploy's Yearbook (even though there is a serious lack of Joong so far), and I'm planning on watching The Warp Effect too. I haven't watched het shows in over ten years, so this is a big deal! 😂 I really liked him with Dunk in their shows, but MTS gave me another facet of him, because he's so timid in it, unlike in SIMM and HA, where he's (seemingly) very cool and in control. So thank you for making me a full time Joong (and Dunk) girl 💜

i saw this message first thing in the morning when i woke up yesterday and it instantly put me in a good mood!!! <3

YESSSSSS I'M SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT

mafia the series might actually be my absolute fave thai het-show, it's just SO funny!!!! and the entire cast is so great, like, not just joong but the entire cast plays off each other SO well. and don't even get me started on gina virahya and her portrayal of anna kondra!!!!

you know, when i went into mafia the series i saw the poster and was like "ughh i really am gonna have to sit through this standard (overly) dramatic mafia show just for joong, huh. the things i do for my boy..." and then. AND THEN. you can imagine my surprise. i was crying tears of laughter throughout the show and i was actually laughing so hard that my mom made a comment about how she could hear my laugh in my room

beam is my loser boy and joong portrays him in such an adorably awkward way, i love it <333

and yes there IS a serious lack of joong in ploy's yearbook so far :((((

it was quite funny tho bc in the one scene where joong does show up i immediately recognized him by the back of his head, like!! i saw this:

and instantly went "OH there's my boy!!!!!" 😂😂😂

and i can't wait to see him with film bc film did extremely well with gun in not me and i feel like film and joong will also work together really well

you know, i'm always happy to turn people into full time joong (and dunk) girls!!!!!!

i've adored them ever since simm which i watched live from ep2 onwards. fun fact, actually: when i started simm i actually had no idea who they were (even though technically i'd seen dunk in bad buddy already, except i wasn't paying attention to the random high school bandmates and so i didn't actually recognize dunk and only realized later on ahahah)

aaaanyway, i had no idea who they were, right? and so in 2022 my mom and i spent two nights in prague during easter and in the evening we were in our hotel room and we were kinda looking for something to watch. and i was like "hey look, gmmtv has a new bl out and it looks kinda cute and fluffy judging by the thumbnails?? and like something that doesn't require too much brain power?? plus, there's also only two eps out so far, so we'll be caught up right away" and so we watched the first two episodes and then the two of us ended up watching every new ep together every week hahaha

i actually didn't really talk about it on tumblr back then and when you go back on my blog you'll see that there are hardly any simm post. but really, with every new simm episode that aired i liked joongdunk more and more. and especially once the characters started dating i was actually so in awe about just how comfortable joong and dunk were with each other and how they absolutely weren't afraid to touch? like, their physical affection was just so casual, like it was the most natural thing in the world to them in an "i'm-not-even-thinking-about-it-bc-it's-so-normal" kind of way and that was just soooo refreshing to watch?? i was (and still am) truly amazed

and when just a couple of months later, at the end of 2022 gmmtv announced joongdunk were gonna get another show together i got SO excited!! and also when it was revealed that simm was included in our skyy 2!!!!

and then hidden agenda started airing and then i was tagged in that tag game and then i went to watch joong's entire filmography and then i ended up falling into a joongdunk rabbit hole and here we are...

anyway, i have multiple agendas and one of them is turning people into joong fans and dunk fans and joongdunk fans sllksdfd

and my other agenda is getting people to watch mafia the series, bc it's truly a gem of a show!!!!

(speaking of agendas: the only thing that's missing in your message is you telling me that you approve of my fight for a sexy joongdunk vampire bl, like... that would have made the message and the influence of my joong/dunk/joongdunk blogging complete 😂😂😂)

#you know when i saw your message first thing in the morning my immediate thought was #''ok nothing that happens today can top this like. my day is ALREADY made and i only just woke up'' #your message set the bar very very high for me tbh #but then in the afternoon my crush unexpectedly called me after we barely talked the past 3 or so months and we spent 1.5h on the phone #and well i'm really sorry but THAT was the actual no.1 highlight of my day yesterday dfjkkjdfkfdg #i swear your message is a close second tho!!! 😂😂 #asks #anon #joong archen #adrm #no but every time someone tells me i turned them into a joong fan/dunk fan/joongdunk fan i get such a rush of satisfaction lmao #i'm desperately waiting for summer night #i might just go off about dunk's acting after that #we'll see #bc i REALLY wanna see what dunk can do without joong and if he'll be as good #my money is on ''yes'' but i also don't wanna say anything to avoid eating my own words kdfkdf #but in reality i see many qualities to him as an actor that i think he should be able to do keep even without being opposite joong #besides he's now done two series as a lead character so now he has a lot more acting experience than he did going into simm #his acting was already so much stronger in hidden agenda then it was in simm (hello?? yank-kiss-yeet?? ep9?? ep11??) #and i trust that he's not just gonna lose it all in summer night all of a sudden #god i'm immensely excited to see him act in summer night you don't even know

[saltpepperbeard]

I can’t even imagine how painful it must have been for Stede to come home and see that life had easily continued on without him. He left the world of piracy because he felt that he didn’t belong, that he had ruined all the parts of it he had touched, and that he had hurt his loved ones.

So he goes home to what’s familiar, to where he thinks he might have some sort of belonging…only to find that everything happily went on without him. That his portrait was painted over. That his son had forgotten him.

Like, in that moment, he has nothing. No crew, no love, no family, no belonging. The last little bit of familiarity he had is now foreign to him. What he knows doesn’t even know him anymore.

#OFMD #Stede Bonnet #Revenge Rambles #went to bed seeing stede whump gifs on my dash #so i woke up and chose VIOLENCE THIS MORNING HSDKLS #No but God #I was just thinking about that part where he's alone with the candle and he brushes over his blacked out portrait #He's in the dark figuratively AND literally #AND THE THOUGHT MADE ME TAKE SEVERE SEVERE DAMAGE AND REALIZE JUST HOW HURT HE MUST HAVE FELT RIGHT THERE #HOW EMPTY AND LOST AND CONFUSED #LIKE #HELLO?? #HELLO??? #'Jodi it was self-inflicted' Maybe so but like #He thought he was doing EVERYONE a favor by going home #He thought it was the right thing to do #He thought he could just carry on and put his own happiness in his back pocket because it would make everyone else happy #And even THAT proved incorrect #He didn't find solace by returning home either #In that moment there was NO place for him #Like are you kidding #ARE YOU KIDDING #So often I focus on how much Ed was hurting because YEAH OF COURSE #But then I sit back and think about Stede and I'm like mmmMMMSFHDJKGHLD

[thecherrygod]

Thinking about how kim is very quick to go after his gun (re: the bear fridge at the doomed business area) but how when the tribunal is happening and harry gets shot kims basically in a state in which he forgets to be vigilant and forgets about his gun unless harry manages to warn him and just...

#my posts #and for organization #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #hdb #im just. gesturing vaguely around me #i slept like 13 hours and woke up and like hqlf qn hour later this is on my mind hi hello

[electricpurrs]

DID CATMASK START FOLLOWING ME?

#🧃 #HI. I JUST WOKE UP. HELLO WHATS GOING ON #apparently that one post i made last night got a bunch of notes and somehow most people agree with me. wild that never happens on tumblr #anyways gm everybody

[fencecollapsed]

Hi from the Severance fandom! Read your fic, and now I'm hella curious about getting into the Hatchetfield 'verse— Where do I start? Can I possibly get a short "what to expect" primer for a complete noob? Thank you for your time if you answer this, but please don't feel obligated <3

— @enbygesserit (I'm a sideblog and don't like having my main visible in asks)

hi!! I saw your comment and meant to reply but I wasn't quite sure what to say so this is perfect actually!

so! Hatchetfield is a horror-comedy anthology theater series following the people of the titular town of Hatchetfield as they face various threats and horrors and eldritch gods. there's no one lead, lots of characters show up multiple times, and they dip their toes into a lot of genres with each story - one set of stories gets pretty sci-fi with the company a few of the lead characters work at experimenting on them without them knowing (which is part of why I drew a connection to Severance). tones between stories also range from fully absurd to more serious

most everything they've done so far is available on YouTube! there are three professionally-filmed stage musicals, and two seasons of short story script readings they did during the heights of Covid

since it's an anthology and there's no strict timeline of events, you don't necessarily have to watch it all in chronological release order, but that is my personal recommendation anyway

you'll want to start with The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, which is a body-snatcher type alien invasion story (and features the characters in my fic)

then Black Friday, a national disaster story about mall riots influenced by a cosmically powerful doll that everyone wants

then there are twelve Nightmare Time stories, narrated and performed by the director and cast over zoom. the format's a little tough to get into at the start but it improves overtime, season two is much higher quality than season one

and just last month they released the third musical, Nerdy Prudes Must Die, about the vengeful ghost of a dead bully coming back to kill nerds

#i hope this is helpful!!! #i just woke up hi hello #there is an unofficial nightmare time story they read during a fundraising livestream as well #its a little more of a hassle to access djsskd i recommend not worrying about that one for now #you can come back and ask me about it if you decide youre interested #into the mailbox #anonymous #enbygesserit #hatchetfield

[hailsatanacab]

so good to see cetbwa back! here are some fun little memes to celebrate your return!

thanks for the chapter!! love to see it

and i did not forget it was september i was not surprised by an update no sirree

Welcome back everyone, it's angst time!! 🎉🥳

for chapter 11 of cetbwa, thank you!!

#danny phantom #dpxdc #batman #danny phantom crossover #close enough to be whole again #cetbwa #tellmeabtspinos #hey look i actually remembered to tag you without doing anything rambly tags first!!! #this will never happen again haha #HEY HI HELLO TO YOU #i must admit it was very hard for me to sleep last night because i was too excited to see what you'd do with the chapter #and i woke up stupidly early - had to keep turning over and being like 'no get some sleep! you cant check yet!' #hey just a quick aside did you know that the comma to split up tags counts in the character limit???? isnt that fucked? #back on my bullshit with stupidly long tags haha #ANYWAY SIR YOUR MEMMEEESSSS LOOK AT THEM #my absolute favourite #that made me laugh so fucking loudly #was the pingu one (is it pingu or just a penguin? idk its funny tho) #i tell you the show is so stupid and childish on the surface level but if you actually think about what they go through #its all so fucked up #guess thats why the phandom loves it so much haha #the tom cat one - it was all going so well! there was so much laughter! and just like normal vlad comes along to ruin it haha #and the 'this is fine!' one!!!! would you believe me if i said that in the original version of this chapter (and version 2 as well!) #it was a way happier ending and everything was actually fine??? danny leaves the dining room filled with hope #and the certainty that he's going to tell damian because damian doesnt know about ghosts and danny can control the narrative you know? #like he was almost giddy with that happiness - knowing that he has a chance to be part of the family here #why would they hate ghosts?? they could accept him as he is they really could!!! #he's almost like excited to finally get it out in the open - and he plans to tell dami first and then bruce and then play a few pranks #on everyone else #oh gdi tag limit shit fuck THANK YOU FOR THE MEMES ILYSM I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE CHAPTER THANK YOU THANK YOU TYSM ILY

[suddencolds]

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#not snz and not a vent... just passive musing #had a dream two nights ago where someone who i used to know (and love a little) wished me goodbye with a #kiss to the hand before i flew away from them forever on a magic chair #which is very stud//io g//hi//bli-esque and frankly very unserious but #the feeling of grief i felt saying goodbye to a friendship which i had once held so close to me - and which i know can probably never #be as close as it was at that point in my life - stuck with me for a long time even after i woke up #it's been something i've been thinking about for awhile... but the dream felt like such a concrete and painful severance #i think that like a childish part of me wants to hold the people i'm close to at #the same distance and trust that they will stay there forever #but logically i know it's natural that the people i met under certain circumstances might drift apart once those circumstances change #for one or both of us... i guess friendship really is just a lucky convergence at one point in time where everything aligns #like i know this and i have known this for awhile but god does it hurt #especially those kinds of goodbyes that feel so gradual... not like a clear severing of ties but just a gradual disappearance #i think i probably have to not feel so hung up over what i used to have. and for the most part i am not; life goes on #but for those people? #i sometimes just miss them #there's a special kind of hurt knowing that i could reach out to them and say hello and that they would probably respond but that it might #never be quite the same again

[jils-things]

(shivers) why do they look alike....... also hi (twirls hair)

#aether boy is light mode and rhys is dark mode on discord SSKKSKSJSJDJSKSK #anyways hi good morning....... #my wiwis.... hello pretty boys EEEKEJHDBDBDNSMSMSNSBFLFLFLFL #aether.crsh #rhys.insert #💚 for me #bee tag #i just woke up i cant say words right but this made me so giddy #🥺🥺.....