#houseowners

[kenziezie]

"just wait him out"

i love my own little man look at how cute he is i'm trying to do full scenes recently, atmospheric lighting is <333

#g/t #giant/tiny #okay now THIS one is #fearplay #fear play #borrowers #ocs #what was i thinking drawing this #would you not flip your shit if you found a hole that big in your wall #i should have made the houseowner start screaming

[bigb-enthusiast]

The Red Sun Never Sets To See The Blue Moon.

Alt version under cut

#salt art #yourpalross #yourpalross fanart #shubbleyt #shubbleyt fanart #redstoner #redstoner ross #ross redstoner #i miss them so bad #houseowner ross

[michaelwarming]

Last ootd in this apartment because

WE BOUGHT A HOUSE 🥳🏡

#ootd #cat dad #houseowner #self #menstyle #outfit #nova

[rinsrmbles]

Does anyone remember Redstoner bc i sure as hell do

#rinsfanart #redstoner ross #Redstoner #yourpalross #Houseowner #minecraft #minecraft roleplay

[ctommy-chileno]

Good day to you, may I ask how is your day?

I been productive today i am sooo productive i am gods most productive little girl 40 year old women wished they were as good at houseworking as me i am capitalisms golden child pinterest girls want me bacteria fears me

#i hope this is an appropriate response #the euphoria of being a responsible houseowner who has a clean house is more addictive than i thought #i see now. i understand now how people get really into cleaning

[capinejghafa]

So, in my quest to lift myself up, I decided to gif my feelings away. Like the adult that I am.

#i just cannot today with the new house news #and listen i think houseowner ship is possible and great #but when you're a houseowner of one and cats it's sort of falls on you to make the changes and repairs and and and #you constantly need to talk to people to make those repairs #and i would not advise doing it on your own #but it's draining me how many people ive had to talk to recently about the multiple repairs #also not to be that person but an old house is charming but i would recommend a modern house we're talking 1960 going forward #if youve made it this far hi. #random

[waywardsunlight]

I miss the days when you just had a hobby and then people would buy things from you. You’d say “wow, I like to wittle” and then you’d make a bunch of stuff and bring it to the market and then people would say “oh look it’s the guy who wittles let me buy that from you”. And that was a career. 

#imagine being a houseowner in 2023 #you just say aye can I buy this here house? and they'd say ye and then you'd give them three gold and you'd have a house

[kayzero]

My Favorite Episode of Doctor Who

tonight i wanted to rant about my FAVORITE Nine episode:

"The Doctor Dances"

Firstly, “Are you my mummy?” rewired my fucking brain, I had that echolalia going for months after the first time i watched it

secondly. it’s So Fucking Smart.

Jack Harkness, don’t much like him to be fair, he’s too flirty, but i suppose i might’ve gotten The Curse of Immortality from him subconsciously. but you could get the twist of the episode with all the clues from the previous episode

same as the Doctor did

here are the facts of the episode:

German Air Raids have poor children scrambling about stealing food—woulda died anyway if a bomb were to hit, yeah? might as well get something out of this horrible situation.

A Child Died during an air raid, Nancy’s brother, to be precise

The Bomb That Wasn’t A Bomb was actually an alien ambulance, and finally,

Something Is Going Around looking for its Mummy, changing anyone it touches or that touches it into a perfect copy

The second that the word ambulance came out of Jack’s mouth, the first time I watched it, I said to my girlfriend at the time (first girlfriend, high school senior while she was a freshman, she actually introduced me to Doctor Who), “How do you think an alien ambulance goes around healing its patience?” And you know what she did? She just smiled and said that she had already seen the episode, so she already knew the answer.

But like.

Actually, the perfect comparison comes to mind—Penny Snapcube banned the smile emoji from her chat halfway through her playthrough of Tears of the Kingdom. It’s a subset of Twitch culture, popularized in Pointcrow’s stream, I could believe.

His exact quote was, “Do not say things like ‘oh I can’t wait for him to X’, or ‘chat, what was his reaction to Y?’ That’s a spoiler too. I now know those things are coming. Just smile instead.”

So now, instead of incidentally spoiling a twist or a secret in a game that a streamer is playing, or when the streamer shows any amount of foresight and like, correctly guesses near a plot point, chat will spam the smile emoji.

But Penny got pissed by her chat doing that Every Time she would say or do anything related to the game, because, in her words, “You responding like that tells me that there’s something involving what I just said coming up in the game.”

so my gf saying “I’ve already seen this episode” not when I asked about the air raids and not when I wondered about the Time Agents and not when I said something about this being Doctor Who’s take on a zombie invasion, never any of those times, but specifically when I mentioned the ambulance?

You know how Netflix does that “hey are you still watching” prompt shit, where the only time you wouldn’t be annoyed is if you fell asleep or started making out with someone? The prompt popped up in between The Empty Child and The Doctor Dances and I clicked off the iPad, stood up, started pacing, and going like

“What’s the easiest way for an alien miracle machine healthcare system to function?”

And eventually I opened Netflix back up and turned The Empty Child back on and skipped ahead to when the doctor (not the Doctor) got a gas mask. At this point my girlfriend clearly gave up and knew I would get it eventually and wanted to go back to cuddling so she skipped back a bit to where the doctor was talking about the sick kid being brought into the hospital.

I think I said something to the effect of “It probably transforms you into a healthy specimen. But how would they know what a healthy human looks like?” And my girlfriend skipped ahead to when the Doctor was saying that something was stupid.

“Oh,” I realized. “They don’t.”

so the machine scans a specimen, heals it up to full, catalogs it as a healthy member of its race, and then shoves it full of nanobots and makes it heal every other member of its race it comes into contact with by transforming it into what it believes is a healthy specimen.

so the machine scans a specimen, heals it up to full, catalogs it as a healthy member of its race, and then shoves it full of nanobots and makes it heal every other member of its race it comes into contact with by transforming it into what it believes is a healthy specimen. except it’s stupid. it thinks a distressed child wearing a gas mask is a perfect human. don’t explain the psychic connection, neither. how come they all surged forward when Jamie found Nancy that first time? how come Jamie went back to his room when the Doctor told those sickbed patients to go to their room? eh. who knows. anyway, i felt like a proper genius when the next episode came on and the Doctor said word for word what i said

(those two skips from the gf probably helped more than a little, but i paid her in cuddles, she received her due recompense, if not the credit at the time)

oh right, the mystery of the mother didn’t get this one the first go round but i think i’d get it today. back then i didn’t know The Mystery Novel Rules—All relevant characters must be introduced in the first act. Or in this case, the first fifteen minutes of the previous episode. So now I would realize that they wouldn’t introduce a new character to serve as the mother, so the Older Sister must actually be a SA Victim and a teenaged mother to her ‘younger brother’.

#doctor who #ninth doctor #the doctor dances #'Everybody lives Rose. JUST THIS ONCE! EVERYBODY LIVES!' my heart. #nancy gets this line at the start of the episode to that fucker of a houseowner #'half this street thinks the missus is messing around with the butcher. but she isn't. you are.' #is weaponized homophobia okay if it's to steal from the well-off to feed orphan children? #actually no it isn't okay #guy isn't the 1% he's just a less-than-decent guy who does well for his family #and gets the butcher's meat in exchange for a bit of *his* meat #so nancy's in the wrong but that's okay #she's not homophobic herself. just uses society's homophobia for the orphans. #...probably. probably not homophobic herself.

[memphisboomarts]

I’m just super proud of myself for this sketch

But uh wip au, a friend and I are working on :D

#digital art #artists on tumblr #art #digital sketch #fan art #fanart #mcyt fanart #mcytblr #yourpalross #houseowner #mcyt fandom #mcyt tag #mcyt #mcyttblr #mcytumblr #yourpalross fanart #digital fanart #digital illustration #digital aritst #digital arwork

[get-more-bald]

can they not just. see I'm uncomfortable? maybe stop talking to me

#its like these people dont know im autistic? #weirdly worded post but fuck you ig #delete later #im gonna kill myself faster than im gonna make this fucking. fried rice #i REALLY want fried rice but its CLEANED #the kitchen is cleaned. tho i specifically said i wanted to make fried rice #and i couldnt before that because it was FULL of people #it still is. the 'guest' who i dont want here and who the houseowner doesnt want here is watchinf star wars loud and in german and i fucking #hate it here. the younger is drawing (why is she here) #the houseowner cleaned. her man is playing with the dog in yhe kitchen for some reason #can they all just PLEASE get out. or be quiter #whatever. can i kill myself

[astralflows]

cute yard pictures (+ dread master raptus the chocobo)

#ffxiv #thya houseowner era #ffxiv housing #yes yes. dread master raptus

[ultrasopp]

yea im aware im overreacting but literally so much fucking shit is going wrong i feel insane🥴 i probably just need sleeb and food but i wanna start biting now i need to do something violent

#school starts soon i dont have s place to LIVE i have been turned down by so many and houseowners leave me on read :))) #calculated the wrong date to order stickers so they wont come in in time for my art stand so thats a BUNCH of money lost #i worked to finish my last print for art stand until 3am tonite and guess what! the shipping option to have it delivered on time is GONE #it was available earlier TODAY but! gone! #wtf the FUCK bro i am frantically messaging households crunching for art stand and now also frantic looking for new places to get prints #WHILE on a roadtrip in a car and stopping every few hours to look at cool shit i cant wven enjoy. and ofc end destination is racist grandpa #i WILL die before i get back home i swear it

[deathgroupie]

filling out this second round of teaching school paperwork, talking about how maternal and trustworthy i am like i'm not going to go do several substances and throw it back in a stranger's house an hour after tonight's info session ends

#grace.txt #tbf i know a guy who knows the houseowner and i'm going with a group so not tooooo crazy #and i'm not crossfaded around children so it doesn't matter ethically #however. the mental image cracks me up

[i-have-366-neurons]

I have no Idea how to rotate photos

#i want to tell this houseowner how beutiful this is #campiglia marittima

[mistermarketagent]

Most of us dream of having our own house or apartment, but that dream is becoming harder and harder to achieve ... 🏠 🫣

For this week's 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆 we asked more than 4.500 of you, if you believe that you'll own property in your lifetime - and these are the results.

#questionoftheday #funnystats #marketagent #community #housing #houseowner #landlord #dreamhouse

[capinejghafa]

Being a houseowner is a lot like realizing what you can and can't handle x50. I can't explain it any other way... like I can handle the payments, but I can't handle the repairs. which is generally a problem... when you own a 100+ year house.

#me at any inconvenience: no #random #myra irl #anyways being a houseowner is hard