#how tf does that happen

[mrbrightman]

😐

#two years ago I had a surgery to correct my crooked septum and it was as if I was reborn #the recovery was a bitch but oh my god the difference between the before and after was amazing #I couldn't believe how much better I felt #welp a few weeks ago I started having bad symptoms again and went to the doctor #she said the septum is crooked again and asked me to consider getting the surgery again :') #how tf does that happen #why is it fucked up again 😭 #she was asking if I got into some accident or something but absolutely nothing comes to mind #so idk what to do #I want to be well again but I'm so worried the second time it won't last either #it's not a matter of money cause the health fund covers it but imagine going to the hospital and under anesthesia every two years... #because if that bone is so stubborn how do I know that second time will be final or if I'll need to do it again #can you even do it for the third time #the doctor explained the nose needs about a YEAR to fully heal 😭 #bro it's literally one of the tiniest bones why does it have to be such a bitch #chihuahua of the skeleton

[mogai-aquarium]

HI IDK IF ANYONE REMEMBERS ME LOL BUT IM @mogai-arcade !!!!!!!! I FORGOT THE LOGIN TO MY ACCOUNT BUT THATS!!! FINE (embarassingg!!!!)

#xenogender #mogai #how tf does that happen

[creepygoth666]

I just want to give a big

fuck you

To my heart and it's apparent need to kill me with high blood pressure.

#hypertension #i literally had one of my meds increased last week and its making it worse #how tf does that happen #im on these fucking meds now five times a day #FIVE TIMES A DAY #and it still is up around 140-170 systolic! #UGH #medical issues

[personthattoleratesme]

Guys I genuinely think we need to stage an intervention with dnp about these builders, this isn’t normal and they need to put their foot down

#they’re way too kind #and people pleasing #which is relatable #but also come on guys it’s been literal years #how tf does that hole in the ceiling even happen #dan and phil #dnp #daniel howell #phil lester

[glouris]

“they are very annoying and irritating” are you familiar with the concept of fun and being entertained by drama

#god of war ragnarok #god of war #heimdall #atreus #i'll be most grateful if you stop using my stuff from here and twitter in your content WITHOUT ASKING FIRST #a friend of mine @/fijj10 on twitter has been posting some of the screenshots i sent her and i keep seeing them all over #text her and ask first stop stealing #feel free to use my things as backgrounds and icons though #also shoutout to all the girlies thats been downright nasty and evil about heimdall #i see your comments ladies and they make me smile #im lurking and im stalking when you least expect it #im literally in your walls #such a shocker wow a villain does villainous things #did all the ppl thats been loud and hateful about him escape the genshin containment what #whats the story there how did that happen who allowed it #just keep to your corner and be quiet is this so hard #just shut up shut tf up #ppl that's been normal about expressing their dislike - yall valid im not talking about you #ppl going around attacking others for sets of fictional pixels - tag blocking exists #everyone is so high and moral until its about harassing artists #thats been sitting with me for a while i needed an outlet for venting #thanks for coming everyone #ill go enjoy some more of this 'keeping up with the kardashians' energy they give off #so unnecessarily dramatic and shady i love it

[clotpolesonly]

Blue Lily, Lily Blue ch 31 // Mister Impossible ch 19

#ronanedit #trcedit #Ronan Lynch #TRC #quote posts #if it didn't happen all the time BEFORE it certainly does AFTER #which is a deeply deeply disturbing thing to just get dropped casually in the narration and then never mention again #where did he put all of these corpses? what did he do with them? #is there a back field that serves as a graveyard? #what tf does this do to him emotionally? when he dreams about his loved ones (which we know he does frequently)? #you're telling me just.....kills them??? and then sometimes wakes up with their fucking doppelganger corpses??? #when the line between dream and reality is so so thin for him experientially #he may know it's not real technically sort of but it FEELS REAL that's the whole dreamer shtick #that it HAS to feel real in order to BE brought back #these are real corpses #seriously i cannot get over this i don't understand how this can just be tossed in there and never mentioned again or followed up on #it's genuinely horrific and disturbing

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 768: Doubashi attack!!

Pag 1

1: Orange....

“Less of a hero”? Ah!?

2: Nonsense!!

You've never been a hero to begin with!!

Pag 2

1: Ha..... Hakogaku!!

Even Hakogaku caught up!!

2: Thick.... thick.....

3: A man like this holds the strongest of powers!!

6: I'm thin compared to him!!

That's not true, Oosumi-kun!!

7: Senpai, is he strong?

The Hakogaku member who last year defeated Sohoku's Kaburagi in the first day's sprint is

Pag 3

1: him, Doubashi Masakiyo!!

Buah!!

Pag 4

2: Buah...

So in the end you've decided to run?

3: “Chicken”

Pag 5

1: We're passing by the sign the signals 5km until the sprint line!!

2: Hakone Academy.....!!

3: Ace sprinter, Doubashi!!

Ugh.....

6: We're at “5km left” until the sprint

7: There's not much left

Pag 6

1: It won't take more than “10 minutes”!!

2: So you've come, Doubashi!!

It's “san”!!

San!!

How many times have I told you!!

3: Again!!

Pag 7

1: You want to get revenge against me!!

2: That's how someone who won last year would speak, but you lost against me!!

3: Hahaha, are you being a sore loser?

I'm telling you you're the one who lost!!

4: Whatever, come at me!!

It's not whatever, what are you even thinkin when saying that!!

Are you that self confident

Pag 8

1: We'll definitely win!!

2: Interesting, buah!! I came here to humble you!!

4: Ugh....

He's different.....!! He's much more dangerous now that he's running rather than when I met him this morning in the tent!!

Pag 9

1: Hakone Academy's Doubashi!! He's so overwhelmingly intimidating!!

It's like the pressure of a huge raging bull that has its eyes on you!!

2: Just by looking at me he makes me feel like my hands and feet are restrained

Issa fought against someone like him last year!?

4: No!!

5: Calm down

Steady your breathing

6: Swallow your nerves, Danchiku Ryuuhou!!

Pag 10

1: He moved on his own!!

Everyone is so overpowered by Hakogaku that they're not moving!!

For me, on the contrary

2: It's a chance!!

Nagoya's Komao used the curve and jumped ahead

He plans on going ahead alone!!

Pag 11

3: The sprint line is 5km from here!!

Horse acceleration!!

I think I can aim for a breakaway victory!!

4: That guy has a reputation for running solo!!

Gallop!!

This is bad!!

5: Doubashi has an incredible pressure!? But isn't this kind of things

6: just fears that we create ourselves!?

7: I can keep going like this!!

Doubashi isn't worth fearing!!

Pag 13

1: Where are you going?

3: Uaaaaaaagh

Pag 14

1: I thought I was 200m ahead of him, and yet

2: I could have let you go freely, but if you keep wandering around in front of my eyes like that

3: I can't win comfortably!!

Wa-

Pag 15

1: Hakogaku's Doubashi accelerated in an instant and passed Nagoya!!

Gallop!!

2: Together with Sohoku!!

3: Ah!? “Sohoku”!? Tch!! He reacted at the same time as me...?

4: You're the only one who can react at the same speed as me in this leading pack

Orange!!

Pag 16

2: Chicken!!

Pag 17

2: Orange is still behind!?

3: Did he give an order to this guy?

4: And he still managed to keep up with my speed of reaction!?

6: What, this guy's eyes, this running

Pag 18

1: What happened, your expression has changed!!

So this guy wasn't a chicken!!

2: Sorry, Doubashi-san

We'll take this sprint

3: The two of us!!

Pag 19

1: Garuaagh

2: After stopping Nagoya down, Sohoku number 5 jumped out from there

3: and attacked again!!

Tch

4: Hahaha

I told you!!

Pag 20

1: “We'll definitely win”!!

2: Orange!!

Hahaha, what we're aiming for is to be

3: “Japan's number one”!!

4: I'll make you Japan number two!!

#yowamushi pedal #yowamushi pedal translations #yowapeda #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal manga #yowamushi pedal spoilers #ride 768 #kaburagi keeps being the funniest person around i adore him asdhsdgfkd #how tf did he became 100 times more stupid since aoyagi left #did aoyagi take aways all of his braincells when he left???? #was he actually kaburagi's brain???? #anyway i adore him and i adora his relationship with doubashi ashdlsdfjhlds #their whole exchange in this chapter made me laugh so much i took longer than necessary to translate that part lmao #the best way to defeat your opponent is just to pretend youve won already against the #mental battle won: kabu 1 doubashi 0 #now leaving those two dumbasses aside for a moment #DANCHIKUUUUU YOU FUCKING GO BOYYYYY #its his time to shine you go boy show us (and doubashi) what youve got #i love this thing they have where kabu gives the order #bc one would think danchiku (being the one with a brain) would do that but nope! kabu does #and when it comes down to it he is pretty good at it #btw lets not forget that kiji is about to arrive too #and hes going to be the last - which means by kabu's logic that hes the hero #which means that hes gonna win???? #idk i feel like thats whats gonna happen

[lilliancdoodles]

If I had a nickel for everytime Etoiles got dragged into trying to make a romantic couple 'lose' I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

#qsmp #hideduo #fitpac #How tf does this keep happening? #He just wants to fight in dungeons #let him be #qsmp tubbo #LCChats

[cluescorner]

I gave myself a writing challenge and I am fascinated by it

So basically I put the robins in a randomizer to give them a new order/role (because I just...kinda wanted to see what would happen + I like role-reversal AUs) and got results that are giving me a fucking brain blast.

Stephanie, the first sidekick who defines the role

Tim, the sidekick who dies and comes back wrong

Dick, the sidekick who saves Batman from himself

Damian, the sidekick who was never supposed to be a sidekick but would go on to prove everyone wrong

Jason, the youngest sidekick who is still the Kid Wonder

...So this is fucking wild. I've got some ideas and several of these fit perfectly (Dick's role is pretty similar to his one in canon), but some of these are fucking INCREDIBLE to explore (Steph being the first Robin is something I never even considered but tbh I kinda love it).

I probably won't write a fic or anything because tbh I don't like publishing my writing that much, but I might expand this into a full AU and post about it. I might randomize other stuff too (ie, stuff that I cannot change vs stuff that I cannot keep the same) but this fucking rules as a starting point.

#uhhh what am I calling this?? #randomizedrobinsau #stephanie brown #oh my god I am so excited to figure out how tf to write this. #because she's my favorite of these characters and having HER be the first sidekick + the one who has a mentor/older sister relationship #with the others?? kickass. though I'll probably keep her and Tim's relationship as 'dating-then-exes' because I think it's funny #and then SHE can be the Robin who Tim got fixated on + figured out her identity?? holy fuck and then the angst of Tim later dying #Tim Drake #tbh I kinda wish he'd gotten a different position because 'sidekick who dies' Tim has kinda been done a lot with the standard #reverse robin aus. But it'll still be fun to write. Definitely going the Joker Junior route with this because Batman Beyond kicks ass #Dick Grayson #He'll honestly probably be the easiest. Like...his role has not changed much outside of being younger/not the one who defines this #But I still think it'll be good to see how well I know Dick beyond his eldest brother thing (which is my best way of relating to him) #Damian al ghul #damian wayne #oh this is gonna kick ass #Bruce does not want his son to be a sidekick but Damian just kinda forces his way into that role #and everybody doubts him because of his history with the league but he later proves himself more than capable #to the point that he can set out mostly on his own and still thrive #Jason Todd #Jason being the baby of the family is also something I have never thought about but holy shit it could kick ass #I really hope that I don't roll 'Jason must die' or 'Robin 5 must die' on the randomizer. I just kinda want Jason to live this time #But unfortunately I double-screwed him because he's on the 'must happen' wheel twice now. I did not think these prompts through #TBH I am so happy that none of them rolled their OG roles. because that would have been so fucking boring

[wikitpowers]

OH NO bc what if we have a scene where someone questions kit's distant relation to jace bc they think kit is "uglier" and ty fucking loses it, like he is fully ready to throw hands👊🏼

#SORRY BUT CAN U IMAGINE THE ABSOLUTE /RAGE/?????? #ty would be out there literally whipping out multiple weapons fully ready to cut a bitch #but seriously bc jace is seen as like the hottest shadowhunter to ever exist i feel like shit like this might happen and- #HOW TF anyone could think kit is ugly is beyond me #but ik if it does happen ty will be there ready to fight #<- he knows that kit is the most beautiful creature to ever walk this earth #ty blackthorn #kit herondale #kit x ty #kitty #the dark artifices #the wicked powers #tda #twp #tsc

[cluelesslesbian]

characters w big hair n noses... my beloveds...

also ik puppets dont sweat... but wally is the only one who'd know that– plus he's the only one without a nose and I feel like that missing touch is just a subtle hint that maybe wally is lacking something humane, something outside of the neighbourhood like the rest of the neighbours and the lives they left behind, but is that something the only way to make him truly a "person" and not a puppet? well in this essay i—

#...also i do like the idea of wally being just another bystander who /happens/ to notice that somethings wonky but no one else does and- #he's gotta figure out how to protect his loved ones........ but also feral demonic wally is so so so good too #welcome home #stirring up delight #sketch #doodle #drawing #fanart #puppets #welcome home arg #wally darling #sally starlet #frank frankly #wh wally #wh sally #wh frank #wally #frank #sally #ayo how tf do u tag for this fandom- im too used to vld and now im pulling acronyms outta nowhere 💀

[vv1xennn]

alcinaa what are you doing on my notes??

(actual artists please dont roast the living shit out of me but any constructive criticism would be appreciated!)

#lady dimitrescu #im supposed to be studying #actual artists dont roast me please thank you xx #alcina dimitrescu #art #how do you draw again? #resident evil #physics #idk how to tag this #how does tumblr work #how tf do i study #send help #o levels suck #exam season #im just revising im not THAT dumb #idk what happened to her eye #how do you draw eyes

[lycoris-artcorner]

Transformers Earthspark finale be like:

Turn your robotic alien off and on

Imagine just minding your business and all of sudden randomly die then get resurrected. Wild experience

#Let's just pretend nothing happened #Like what would you do #Therapy for undead? #How does that even work #Give them Rung #Killswich #transformers #earthspark #incoherent thoughts #tf earthspark #transformers earthspark #Tf #Tfe

[blue-thief]

HOLY FUCK??? WHAT THE FUCK????? THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS LEGAL????????

#I SHOULD HAVE MADE THAT ONE POLL LATER HOW TF DOES THIS MANGA GET EVEN MORE BATSHIT INSANE #blue lock #bllk #blue lock spoilers #bllk spoilers #kunigami #kunigami rensuke #rensuke kunigami #bllk kunigami #bllk kunigami rensuke #ego jinpachi you are one fucked up man #why would you go to these lengths just to make some child the physical clone of your ex 😭😭 #I JUST THOUGHT KUNIGAMI DID A BUNCH OF ABSURD WEIGHTLIFTING I DIDN'T THINK THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED

[lokh]

watching shuro get redeemed in the eyes of the fandom like HA... vindication

#but also we were here first etc etc and would have been here even if it hadnt happened etc etc 😭😭😭😭😭 #anyways how does everyone feel about saying shuro instead of toshiro actually LMAO #i already knew his name was toshiro i check the wiki too often to not know but. kept saying shuro #becos its the name hes most identifiable by regardless of how Into dungeon meshi u are #<- race traitor 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #the fact that his name being toshiro was news to people kind of backs it up #if i started saying toshiro i know a lot of ppl would be like. who tf is that #anyways i was actually in the middle of a DIFFERENT post abt him when i had this thought LOL #typing this on my tablet while the other post is open on my phone

[larkspurglove]

I think it’d be funny if Arlecchino turns out to be the descender harbinger because that would mean whatever Columbina and her biblically accurate angel motif have going on is somehow native to Teyvat.

#genshin impact #genshin arlecchino #arlecchino #arlecchino genshin #columbina #Columbina genshin #genshin columbina #tbh the only reasons I think she could be a descender is bc of her glitching animations #which are usually synonymous with ‘uh oh something the heavenly principles don’t like is happening!’ #and the fact that scaramouche is there in her animated short #which like reasonably it could be for lore accuracy #but if the animation is what she remembers then how tf does she remember scaramouche