#hphm spoilers

[dirtyfox911911]

Team R!

#merula snyde #peregrine hphm #verucca snyde #hphm #hphm spoilers #hogwarts mystery #hphm art #hphm year 7 #crossover #hphm meme #hphm peregrine #hphm merula #pokemon #team rocket #hphm R

[redhairedgryffindor]

Oh my god! Finally adult Ben!!!

#hogwarts mystery #hphm #harry potter hogwarts mystery #harry potter hogwarts game #hphm spoilers #harry potter hogwarts mystery spoilers #hogwarts mystery spoilers #ben copper

[carewyncromwell]

They're all so pretty!! 🥹

#never personally saw orion with a man-bun but I kinda love it for him! #erika's eye makeup is bomb #and JULES <333 #step aside andre we have a new fashion monarch in town #hphm #hphm spoilers #hogwarts mystery #jules egwu #orion amari #erika rath

[missnight0wl]

Y7Ch57: The Final “Battle”

*sigh*

Ok, let’s talk about this disaster.

Ah, yes. Because everyone knows that as soon as Dumbledore is not at Hogwarts, the faculty becomes totally incapable of doing anything – including people like Minerva Badass McGonagall or Filius Former-Duelling-Champion Flitwick. Yes, of course.

Funny that you say that, Jae. I’ll actually come back to it a little later.

You know what? No. Rowan would cry at least for a week straight if they knew how fucking stupid everyone is at this point.

All right, that might be my biggest problem with this whole “battle” because… WHY?? Why do we even care whether or not they get to Hogwarts? Minnie alone would kick their asses in under a minute – and quite frankly, I’d love to see it. Just let them through!

WHY THE FUCK DO WE CARE?!

Ok, so it’s never really explained who’s exactly Perry’s target here. Sure, we’re told it’s about an adult Legilimens, and MC deduced that both Dumbledore and Snape are adult Legilmenses. Still, it’s never addressed directly again, and it kinda bothers me. But whatever, I guess. Apparently, we’re supposed to assume that it’s indeed Snape who’s Perry’s target. But like… if there’s anyone at Hogwarts fully capable of defending themselves... IT’S SNAPE. Like… just imagine this encounter.

Perry: Severus Snape? I have a proposition for you that--

Snape: *lazily waves his wand*

Perry: *flies over the Black Lake, slightly smoking because of the impact of Snape’s spell that hit him*

Or…

Perry: Severus Snape? I’m Peregrine Lastname, I’m the father of MC and Jacob. I--

Snape: Sectumsempra!

Perry: AAAAAAAAAA!

Snape: I suffered years because of your two spawns.

Perry: Help! I’m bleeding out!

Snape: Yes, that’s a very accurate description of my suffering.

Seriously, why do we care?! I swear, this fucking “battle” has no stakes whatsoever, and I just don’t understand why it even exists.

Another absurd: why the fuck Verucca wants to kill Peregrine?

Ok, so at least it’s clear that Verucca is indeed a Snyde because apparently, all the Snydes are stupid bitches. If Verucca thought just for a moment, she’d realise that the Ministry focusing on Peregrine meant they’re focusing less on her. And that means she can do whatever she wants more freely. But whatever, I guess.

And here’s another stupidity. If Verucca wants to lead R, all she has to do is to convince other members that Perry is insane and that she’d be better for the whole organisation. Like, it should be super easy after he fucked up with the recent mind control test. And who fucking cares that he ruined R’s name or whatever? Rebel people against Perry, lay low for some time, change the name of the organisation, and enjoy your fucking profit! What would Perry do when left alone??

Because I’m gonna do it myself!

A friendly reminder that Verucca is also Merula’s mother’s sister (according to Y5Ch28) which means it’s quite likely Merula’s parents are cousins – which is not rare among pureblood families, after all :)

I know, it’s really disappointing.

Also, the Circle of Khanna behind us, especially Ben and Corey (and especially if you chose to ban Merula from the Circle a couple of chapters ago):

No, really, it’s just… so pathetic, considering that the vast majority of the Circle never cared about Merula and Merula never cared about them.

I… I’m…

HOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS SO BAD??

Also, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FIRE?!?!?! How anyone at JC looked at this and was like: “Yeah, that’s good enough”?! I swear we had dragon fire animations before better than this abomination…

Ok, but Ben’s utter disappointment in this scene is the only good thing in this damn chapter. I can even say I actually enjoyed it.

I mean… Yeah, there were 17 of you and 7 of them, so… By the way, I talked more more about the fighting alone in this post.

Ok, but does anyone remember that R is supposed to be an international organisation? Was it simply retconned or are we supposed to believe that an international organisation has like… 14 members? Am I counting it correctly? Perry, 7 idiots he brought with him, Verucca, Merula, Shiratori, Burke, Zenith Xeep, and Rakepick. Right?

I don’t know how it’s possible, but this whole situation gets more and more pathetic the more I think about it.

Also, I mentioned in the post linked above that I felt more threatened by Mrs Norris in Y1. But you know what else had more tension than this damn “battle”? Our very first trip to Knockturn Alley. Remember this?

Now, let’s compare those situations.

Honestly, it’s just so upsetting that this game used to be created by people who actually could create tension for one simple event that doesn’t even matter that much in the great picture, and now we’re getting… THIS. The final “battle” with R had literally no stakes. There was no logic and therefore also no threats. I felt absolutely nothing, and I’m truly baffled remembering how many emotions this story could give me back in Y5.

Unfortunately, it all changed with the extremely stupid end of Y5, and it was getting only worse ever since. It’s like JC’s greatest ambition is making things worse than Y5Ch31 was.

But let’s move on because I’m not done.

MC’s reaction is about as emotional as I felt during this whole chapter. It’s just hilarious, sorry not sorry.

Ok, so at first, I wanted to leave this part because JC clearly doesn’t know what they’re doing anymore. But you know what? I’m gonna rant. Because no, Rowan’s sacrifice was not honoured. And quite frankly, you keep desecrating it by still using it at this point.

Learning the truth was something very important for Rowan. I mean, this is our conversation from the end of Y1:

By the end of Y7, I’m pretty sure we didn’t solve a single mystery of the story. And what’s the worst is that we didn’t solve the mystery of Rowan’s death. Sure, Peregrine told us that Rakepick went rogue or whatever. But it still makes no fucking sense.

First of all, only an idiot would believe in anything Peregrine says. But more importantly, we actually know about things suggesting that Peregrine lies. In the insane route, Rakepick in Azkaban is absolutely terrified of R, so how she’d go rogue if that’s the case? On top of that, we saw in Olivia’s memories that Rakepick talked with someone from R about Duncan brewing his potion. Yet, Peregrine claimed that R didn’t get involved with the Cursed Vaults until Jacob went missing. You know what it means? It means that Perry fucking lied. And if he lied about something this important, why should we believe him about anything else?

Moreover, we still don’t know why Rowan died. Rakepick told us in Azkaban that it wasn’t Rowan who was supposed to die that night. Then who? Ben? Why? Sure, Rakepick herself claimed in the Forest that she wanted to kill MC. And sure, you can say it makes sense if she saw MC as her competition – except it makes no sense! Why? Because it only made things harder for her. And the game even addressed that!

Why would Rakepick make things so much harder for herself just to get rid of her competition? Especially since she should’ve known where the Sunken Vault is because we know that R was there before (thanks to the note from the Weird Sisters TLSQ). But even if she didn’t know… it still would be more reasonable to not draw attention to herself and simply use it to work on getting to the Vault before MC.

You didn’t honour Rowan’s sacrifice. You ignored about 95% of things that ever happened in the game.

#long post #hogwarts mystery #hphm #hphm spoilers #hphm mc #hphm jacob #hphm peregrine #hphm r #verucca buckthorn #merula snyde #anti merula #ben copper #patricia rakepick #rowan khanna #circle of khanna #jam city #year 7 #Y7Ch57 #playing hphm #analysis post

[indigobackfire]

ADULT ISMELDA 💀🖤

Honestly, she's not bad at all. They didn't proportion her face quite right, but the look is not disagreeable, though they could've been more creative.

I was gonna add some pictures but I'll link my Pinterest file I made for her. They could've gone more 90s goth, or some Victorian goth academia since I assume she'd go into history studies and she's a literal witch so...

But all and all, she's still my goth baby.

#ismelda murk #hphm #hphm datamine #datamine spoilers #hphm spoilers #hogwarts mystery #also friday the 13th! very ismeldacore

[immagrosscandy]

have a random merula being the most annoying character i've ever seen

looking after my friends merula simps you beautiful sons of bitches i love you all

#i wanted to practise lightning and such #i dont know what im doing really #😌👍🏿 #hogwarts mystery #harry potter hogwarts mystery #hphm #hphm fanart #hogwarts mystery fanart #hphm merula #merula snyde #merula snyde fanart #hphm spoilers

[hphm-jeniferltheman]

No Surprise

[Spoiler and Long Explanation Ahead]

a bit of spoiler cause i'm still in year 5 of the game and i have a lot i wanted to draw before this event

I listen to this song in repeat while making this maybe you should too? (also the reference of the title)

In Year 6, after the death of their best friend, Ben and Jeniferl decided that it is best to break up for the meantime.

Ben believed that despite being together, he had failed to protect her and the people she cares about. The death of Rowan shows that he is still incapable to protect the others, despite his attempts to change. He felt worthless and believed that only a strong, courageous person could be with Jeniferl that can keep her safe... unlike him. He will keep changing, even if it makes him the worst version of himself, until he has proved to himself that he is capable of becoming that person.

Jeniferl on the other hand, didn't want more people to die because of her. She once again blamed herself from all misfortune and believed that the more she is attached to someone, the closer death will come to them. After the death of her best friend, she fears Ben will be next therefore she wants to maintain her distance and, to the best of her ability, suppress her emotions in order to concentrate on breaking the family curse and the curse vault. If she kept bringing ill fortune, she believed she didn't deserve to be loved.

The breakup left a bitter taste in their relationship. They told one another that  they could do anything they wanted regardless of what the other think, but their relationship is over.

On the day of the Masquerade ball

It was surprising how Jeniferl was on the ball despite all the tragedy that happened to her; it was Barnaby’s idea for her to go. Jeniferl and Barnaby are like siblings to one another, for they share the same interest in magical creatures and dueling. Feeling bad about what happened to her, he invited Jeniferl to a dance at the ball in an attempt to cheer her up, which she appreciated and agreed with. But what’s more surprising is what they saw in the Ball, 

Ben and Ismelda were dancing together. 

Everyone was startled that the two were together, but Jeniferl repress her emotions and smiled at them as they danced elegantly in the night. As promised, Barnaby and Jeniferl performed their dance as friends, but someone is watching them closely. It was Ben. Even though he presents a cold and disinterested demeanor around her, he is nonetheless troubled. In actuality, he only attended the event because of her presence. He wasn't supposed to go because he didn't see the point in going and would rather train to get stronger instead. But Ismelda came and informed him how Barnaby would be going with Jeniferl. He requested Ismelda's company in order to verify whether it was real. Upon realizing it to be true, he was reminded of their breakup and understood that there was nothing he could do.

The night may be beautiful, but no surprise, two hearts are left in sorrow once again.

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First I wanna say sorry for my poor writing and grammar skills I just want to finish this so that i can focus on my uni,,

and second, YES, the two broke up after 3 years of flirting and a year of dating ,,how unlucky but thats just the life of Jeniferl. I already planned this ahead before the spoiler TLSQ happen but, I hate to admit it, this tlsq benefit the story and I'm sorryy I added more pain in my story(I'm gonna add more tho).

No hate to Ben and Ismelda shippers, I love Ismelda's character and i just thought her being with ben is an out of character but i become more curious . Also I chose Barnaby because he is the one i chose to be partnered with my mc in the game but in my story, Barnaby doesn't have romantic feelings towards Jeni

But the TLSQ haven't released yet so there might be changes added in the story but who knows, I hate it but I'm excited for this tlsq~ also i kinda didn't follow the color dress code sryy

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#hphm #jeniferl theman #hogwarts mystery #hogwarts mystery fanart #hphm oc #hphm fanart #ben copper #ismelda murk #barnaby lee #i cant believe I'm adding this but I will #ben x ismelda #hphm ben #hphm ismelda #hphm barnaby #masquerade ball #hphm tlsq #hphm spoilers

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

Rakepick: And you're supposed to be dead!

Rowan: I got better.

#source: puss in boots the last wish #incorrect hogwarts mystery quotes #harry potter #hogwarts mystery #hphm #incorrect quotes #hphm rakepick #madam rakepick #rowan khanna #rowan hphm #no idk i love them too much #hphm spoilers #spoilers #spoiler #spoilers hphm

[hellodanny-hphm]

SPOILER CHAPTER 57

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Merula choosing the MC as her family ❤️ we're getting married, that's about it ❤️

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Well, this scene doesn't have half the drama I would have put into it, it was a relatively simple scene, a fucking bad script, bad workmanship, etc BUT BUT I can't help but mention how sweet it was of Merula to challenge her vote to side with the MC. Okay, maybe we always knew that this vow would never actually kill her, she can defied the vow before, but even so, Merula was still afraid of death, so was important.

A beautiful and dramatic existential crisis was missing there, because I think this business of choosing your real family would have to do with her heart and soul, but ok, we know that you can't expect anything from Jam City.

And Ben asking "and who would be your family?" and she looking at the MC with shame, I love it ❤️

#harry potter hogwarts mystery #hphm #hogwarts mystery #hphm spoilers #jacob's sibling #merula snyde #hphm merula #merula x mc #merula x jacob's sibling #hphm mc #hogwarts mystery merula

[dirtyfox911911]

⚠️HPHM datamine spoilers - year 8⚠️

They got him. There’s no escape now. 🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔🦔

#hogwarts mystery #hphm #hphm spoilers #hphm year 8 #barnaby lee #hphm barnaby #knarl #hphm art #blender 3d

[redhairedgryffindor]

#hogwarts mystery #hphm #harry potter hogwarts mystery #harry potter hogwarts game #harry potter mystery game #harry potter hogwarts mystery spoilers #hphm spoilers #hogwarts mystery spoilers #barnaby lee #merula snyde #nymphadora tonks #jae kim

[yarahdraws]

Estar con Mérula es así. 😂💚

Es desafiante, me encanta 🥰💖💕

#hogwarts mystery merula #hogwarts mystery #harry potter hogwarts mystery #merulasnyde #merula x mc #merula snyde #hphm merula #hphm mc #hphm fanart #hphmyarah #hphm #hphm spoilers #mérulasnyde #mérula snyde #Slytherin #harry potter #hogwarts oc #hogwarts mystery yarah #hogwarts #potterhead #potterheads #merula x yarah

[pooks]

"I will need your input, Mr Weasley. As our new star student, surely you have a good theory about these Cursed Vaults?"

"I-I don't know...Bill told me to stay away from them, professor."

"I am offering the opportunity of a lifetime, Percival. Wouldn't you die to know what's behind that vault? To know all the secrets of the universe?"

"...well, yes. But professor, is it safe?"

"Oh, you can trust me."

(set in Year 5 of Hogwarts Mystery, but Percy has a bigger role about the Cursed Vaults than in the game. why? cause he deserves to be a main character too and he has so much potential)

#hogwarts mystery #percy weasley #patricia rakepick #hphm spoilers #hogwarts mystery spoilers #cursed vaults #this is set in year 5 #percy has a bigger role in my hphm stories than in game #jam city you did my boy percy dirty #he deserved to shine #percy you are in danger #bill come and get your little brother asap #pooks rambles #pooks writes

[night-rhea]

Have you ever heard about the

the birdie?

#talbott winger #hphm talbott #hphm spoilers #İ guess? #hphm #hogwarts mystery #harry potter hogwarts mystery #Cant believe he sparked an inspiration in me #Well actually can believe he did it i cant believe it worked- #ALSO İ TOLD YOU THE WHİTE GLOVES İTS MUAH MUAH

[missnight0wl]

Hii Marta 👋👋👋

First off, happy (very) belated birthday! I hope you're resting up and you're getting better :)

Then, I just wanted to ask if you're caught up on the latest HPHM chapter... I don't like where they're going with this, and it feels really cheap. The only way they could save this is, in my opinion, by showing how the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, but I really don't think that's gonna happen. What are your thoughts about it?

Either way, I hope you have a nice rest of your day, and stay well ^-^

Well, first of all, thank you so much! 💖 I really appreciate it! I hope you're doing well, too!

As for HPHM, I’m actually not caught up. I still haven’t started Chapter 9, and to be completely honest, I don’t feel the need to catch up. I don’t want to say I’m quitting the game and I’m actually still opening the app pretty much every day just to collect my energy, but at the same, it’s just... eh. The whole “Beyond Hogwarts” often feels like the battle with R from the end of Y7: the characters seem to believe that whatever they’re doing makes sense, but it really doesn’t. Also, there’s basically nothing left in the game anymore from the things that made me love it all those years ago.

On top of all of that, I’m just not having the best time of my life – as you know. It’s nothing bad in particular, really, it’s just… life, I guess. And the main thing is that I just have a hard time finding motivation, so the quality of HPHM dropping down so much doesn’t help.

(Also, I just want to mention in this place: dear Anon who sent me the ask about Flump, if you see it, I swear I’m not ignoring you. I just have a lot to say about this character, and as I mentioned, I have no willpower to write my thoughts down. It’s gonna be a long rant, though. In short: I fucking hate Flump.)

Now, as for the events from the recent chapter you’re referring to… I assume it’s about Jacob and Olivia? Please, correct me if it’s something else because I didn’t check the whole chapter, but if that’s what we’re talking about: I absolutely hate everything about it. EVERYTHING. It actually might be a deal breaker for me. Like, I still don’t want to say “I quit”, but after I learnt about it, my motivation to come back dropped from low to barely existing. I’m still super bitter about that “too dry chicken”, and it’s beyond me how anyone could think it’s a good way to introduce this plot to the story. You know how it could’ve gone? Olivia could’ve said something like: “I was thinking the whole day about messing up the chicken yesterday, EVEN THOUGH JACOB SAID IT WAS FINE”. But no, the writers for once decided to be consistent about something and portrayed Fugly Slut as an absolute jerk.

I think that the only way to save this is to kill Fugly Slut. Olivia deserves so much better. And of course we’re simply ignoring Olivia’s past feelings for Duncan.

#hogwarts mystery #hphm #hphm spoilers #hphm jacob #olivia green #beyond hogwarts #ask #wannabeeliana

[cursebreaker-lilith]

her........

#hphm #penny haywood #hphm spoilers #hphm datamine #comes back from the dead just to penny post classic me #text be mine