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#i am your dentist
ohnoitsjetster · 4 months
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Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space
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tapeworm-loser · 2 years
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So umm forgot to tell y’all this but woke this morning and found this in my notes app
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I do remember writing something but not this
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cutecake14 · 1 year
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So I watched little shop of horrors a few nights ago, and I think I'm obsessed
Audrey2 is hilarious, the weedy nerd from ghost busters who turned into a dog is a good singer and actually really funny, and regular Audrey is sad and funny
Also the dentist guy freaks me out
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unpretty · 6 months
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every time a dentist tries to helpfully give me Basic Hygiene Tips it makes me want to give up entirely tbh. i brush twice a day and use a special mouthwash and floss every night and own a nice tongue scraper and what i get for my trouble is fillings and root canals and reminders to floss, the same thing i got in my wayward youth of sleeping all day and brushing once a week. why am i even bothering.
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Absolutely ripped 7 foot tall man but he’s a baby girl
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starflungwaddledee · 3 months
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Is there a way to read all the comics in order? I have read a few out of order and love the characters but feel like I’m missing out
hellooo!! thank you so much for liking the characters and my stories!!! at the moment there's no set 'order' for any of my comics, whether they are for my various AUs or for starstruck's story
i've been meaning for months now to make a master post for my AUs, and as i've been working so much on starstruck's story lately (sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyy) i should probably also make one for her too. but as of right now, it's all just loose bits floating about my blog
that said, i think that the best "order" of the comics would likely always be in the order i released them. there is a clear chronological series of events in all my stories, but i definitely tend to release comics outside of that order
however, when i release a new piece- whether it's a comic, art piece, or even just text answer- i am keenly aware of exactly what i have revealed before, and what i'm revealing in each update. so while updates may not be in 'chronological order' of the story, they are in the order i hope will be satisfying for you as the reader, and an order that is satisfying for me to draw 😂
someone once pointed out that they felt most everything in my work (art, captions, tags) is incredibly intentional, and i was chuffed to see that, because i actually work quite hard to make sure it is 😂 i feel like this is a community that appreciates that sort of thing, so i've been endeavouring to make it an immersive experience for the folks who really wanna Go In on it? but if it ever gets pretentious or people genuinely hate it i'll obviously quit it omg;;
if you feel like something is not yet obvious or clear, there is quite a good chance it's not you missing out on something, but that it's intentionally being left vague to preserve some suspense! however if you ever want to check something like this and make sure i haven't revealed/answered something clearly somewhere, feel free to shoot me an ask and i can link you to any answers (if they exist)
until then, the current best way to find stuff 'in order' on my blog is by going through tags in chronological order. for starstruck in particular this is a little bit messy as there's also a lot of fanart or silly doodles that aren't Lore Related in her tag... maybe i should address that. it was all a bit sudden 😂
for now, the best i can really offer is a few of my tags with the chronological sorting feature added. let me know if this helps you find what you're looking for. otherwise like i said, always feel free to ask!
awtdy au chrono || starstruck dee chrono || my comics chrono
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ashmp3 · 2 months
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i was at the dentist appointment today and tell me why she complimented my teeth the whole time and you know ME miss “jeonghan tic tac teeth” to say i was geeked is an understatement. She said, and i quote “Most important your teeth are all so healthy no cavities anywhere and they are all in such a beautiful shapes” and i was like Ummm no do you see how the lateral incisor from the left is smaller and she said “You are so critical. Imagine if you had big square teeth it would clash with you image - Yours go naturally with your thin frame” LMFAOOOOO she said “vitak stas” to paint the picture better. she also commented how unusually sharp my canines are 🥰 And in the middle of the cleaning she stopped and said “You should wear contacts your eyes are so beautiful - what a rare and striking shade of blue” (i told her i do wear them usually but i’ve been staring at my laptop screen whole day and my eyes were hurting) 10/10 experience i always love going to the dentist maybe that’s why they love me too
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dramatic-dolphin · 4 months
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okay the weirdest thing. in middle school my dentist showed me the xrays of my teeth and told me that i was missing one adult tooth (it's just not there) so i will have to get dentist help to make sure there's no gap between my adult teeth when it falls out
except. i'm 23 and it has not been a problem. did. did that tooth just never fall out. do i still have one (1) baby tooth. what.
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theyarebothgunshot · 3 months
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piggiebonez · 7 months
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going through the worst artblock rn. no food for you weirdos. зовите меня брежневым у нас теперь ЗАСТОЙ
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shrimplovercat · 2 months
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i wish when you schedule a doctors/dentists appointment at a certain time they actually SEE you at that time
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ohnoitsjetster · 4 months
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“I’m gay.” “I’m straight.” okay? I am your dentist??? And I enjoy the career that I picked???????
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seraphonfire · 4 months
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i should probably get that checked
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neveemoore · 8 months
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i need to post here more so have my zero design <3
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imminent-danger-came · 5 months
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MK: "Pwease! Da fate of da world is at stake!" Sandy: "Okay!" MK: "Really?" Sandy: "Anything for Pigsy!"
(1x00 A Hero is Born)
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Sandy: "Hurting others isn't a measure of one's strength—took me a really long time to realize that. As long as I'm doing something to help out a friend, I don't mind what it is! I just want to be there for 'em when they need me. Cause at the end of the day, helping my friends is more important than anything else in the world!"
(2x08 To Catch a Leaf)
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Yellowtusk: "I know full well what would happen should Azure fail, but- but he is my brother, I owe him my life!" Sandy: "We get it! I'd do anything to help my friends—but at the cost of the world?" Pigsy: "I'm sorry pal, but NOTHING worth that price!"
(4x13 Rip and Tear)
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The weight of your friends or the weight of the world
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thethingything · 2 months
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also though this dentist is genuinely the best dentist we've ever had.
she was really understanding about us having issues with toothpaste and we asked if she had any recommendations for alternatives we could try to see if those help and she gave us some options to look into so that's cool.
she also took our medical trauma into account and kept checking if we were okay throughout the appointment and asking if we needed to take breaks and we've never had a dentist do that before.
she warned us about what each tool would feel like too and actually warned us if something was going to be painful which like, I would in fact rather be warned that "this is going to be uncomfortable in this way" and "yeah this is gonna feel really bad for a few days but that's normal" than have someone try to reassure us that it won't be that bad only for it to get really painful.
our next appointment is to have a tooth removed and she explained the procedure to us and how that normally goes, and then we asked if we can take the tooth home afterwards and I can only assume from the look on her face that she's never been asked that before, but she was like "yeah I don't see why not, it is yours after all" so that's cool
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