#i do not live on a farm lol

[glutenfree-rootbeer]

From my garden today 🐞

#greenthumblr #ladybug #farm vibes though #i do not live on a farm lol #rustic wood

[kaiserouo]

i imagine they separate and do their class-related stuff when they're not teaming up doing mission, but still spend time together every night before sleep...

if they need to sleep, that is.

#i just wanna draw them together and i didn't really think of something meaningful for them to do #yeah them watching youtube videos as if there's content creators in d2 universe #(maybe there is considering there's a whole city of people supposedly living normal life) #(or watch videos on how to farm lost sectors by other guardians lol) #destiny 2 #destiny hunter #destiny warlock #destiny titan #destiny 2 art #my art

[thosewildcharms]

I’m rewatching from the start and forgot how deeply traumatic Rick waking up to the apocalypse was. And when he gets home and cries in the fetal position asking himself “is this real” :(. He went through the worst thing and it’s amazing how finding Michonne builds the other up into the best versions of themselves in spite of that. The way she inspires him to be the best man he wants to be 😌 In light of TWOL heavily leaning into this romantic shit I’m so certain now their souls recognized a kindred spirit as soon as they locked eyes at the prison and it’s why they know how to love each other so right.

anon, this is so beautifully put it made me misty eyed. like, i want to frame this ask. 10/10 no notes!! they are 100% soulmates, and that first meeting at the prison is so intense no matter how you look at it.

this made me think of a separate but related thought though. i was also watching early seasons twd episodes recently and one thing i thought of while watching 1x01 of twd (which, you're absolutely right, is very traumatic) alongside towl is how starkly different it would have been if rick had already been married to michonne at the beginning. we know from twd/towl that she'd have to see proof of his death with her own eyes and she would have stopped at nothing to get to him. would he have still woken up alone? alternatively, what if they had met just a bit sooner? what if rick had been around earlier enough to meet andre? would he still be alive? would rick have had such a rough time on that farm if she had been around? how much of their trauma would have been easier to bear if they had connected sooner? these are all rhetorical questions i already know the answer to lol but it's still interesting to think about what it may have looked like. i really wouldn't change a thing about canon because i think their slow burn is perfect the way it is, but your point about how well they love each other and build each other up makes a part of me wish they had met each other sooner, because they deserved so more time together. but i guess that's what fanfiction is for :)

#richonne #the ones who live #sorry to get sappy right there with you anon but catch me writing fanfiction in my head because i want them together in every universe lol #i think about rick having such a rough time on that farm and everything michonne must have been through that we didn't see #and it makes me so upset. they needed each other! #anyway it's been. a MINUTE since i read richonne fanfiction but i think i do remember some AUs that were sort of like this

[misc-obeyme]

I was surprised by how many people seemed to like my little human au ideas.

I put the thing about Asmo in the tags because I wasn’t so sure about it yet, but since some peeps agreed with me, he is officially a therapist in this au. I just think he’d be really good at it. I see him taking all sorts of clients, but also having a specialty in lgbtqia+ issues.

Anyway, I will eventually write another post about my ideas for the other characters. I’ve been thinking a lot about how being humans might change the brothers’ family dynamic, too.

I have a lot of thoughts about these things lol.

#I have no plans for this au other than just writing out my thoughts like this #I don’t know what I’d do with it #maybe write some little scenes set in this au? #also not sure about mc’s role #this is honestly the first time I considered mc at all lol oops #they’re just a lil sheep that lives on Beel’s farm #he’s like I don’t know how this one came out pink #but they’re very friendly & everyone loves them #lololol #obey me #obey me au #obey me asmodeus #misc human au #misc rambles

[therizino-ao3]

Hermit Horror Week 2023

Day two: Environment

Summary: xB wants to support his friend, but there’s something about his base that feels wrong. He can’t bring himself to leave, no matter how much he knows he should.

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Contains: unreliable narrator, a character being non-consensually drugged (implied + in a magical way), loss of free will (strongly implied), panic attacks, fairy folklore, suffocation mention, weird time shenanigans

“So dude, have you seen my base yet?”

xB looks up from the diamonds he’d been counting, “Hmm? No, I haven’t. You’re doing like, mushrooms or something, right?” So far, his and Hypno’s business has been doing great. They’ve been getting quite a few sales lately, to say nothing of the IOU collection they’re racking up. They’re making bank.

“Yep! Like a mushroom forest, mystical land kinda thing,” Hypno takes the diamonds xB hands him, “You should totally see it! I’ve finished the main mushroom and a bunch of decoration around the place, it looks so cool.”

“I’ll take your word for it. I’m happy to head over now, if you want?”

They head over there by foot, instead of by elytra. It’s… a little weird, but xB doesn’t mind, he thinks Hypno wants to show off the custom lamps he’s made for the path. It’s quite atmospheric, he’ll admit, with the towering dark oaks letting only small puddles of sunshine hit the ground, and the glowing fungi beckoning them forward. It’s magical.

They seem to walk for ages, wandering down the twisting path. At one point, xB turns around, just to see what’s behind them. There’s nothing. It’s pure black, no sign of the pretty little lamps they just passed. xB swivels back to Hypno, about to voice his concerns, but Hypno starts talking about dye farms and making concrete and xB just kind of forgets about it. It’s not too much of a concern, anyway. The further in they go, the more xB realises how safe it is. Like, initially he was super concerned of a creeper crawling out from the forest, with how dark it was outside the path, but he actually hasn’t seen a single creature other than them. He can’t even hear the birds sing here. Hypno must have done some mad mob-proofing.

Eventually, the trees open out and he looks at Hypno’s hard work and instantly his stomach drops. His mind is screaming at him to get out. He needs to leave. His heart is thundering. His eyes squeeze closed. Then, he feels Hypno’s comforting hand on his shoulder and it’s all okay. He blinks a little and looks up at his friend.

“Is everything alright xB?” he’s frowning.

“Yeah, I’m just- I felt on the verge of a panic attack for a second there but, now it’s all gone,” his face feels a bit wet, is he crying?

“Are you sure? We can go back if you’d like, I don’t want to continue if you’re hurt,” Hypno looks concerned.

“No, no, it’s all fine. It might be like, hay fever from all these mushroom spores,” he says. As he says it, he knows it makes absolutely no sense, but he wants Hypno to stop worrying.

“Alright,” Hypno seems to buy it, his tone becoming more playful, “You know, you can just admit you’re jealous of how cool my base is, xB!”

“I am not jealous, we all know, out of the two of us, I got the cooler base. M’kay?” he smiles, feeling a bit better. They’ve crossed over a barrier of tiny mushrooms in front of the path, seeming to circle around the whole area. Inside, there’s a field of beautiful light green grass, home to all sorts of fungi Hypno’s been cultivating. They’re mainly red and white, with some brown, but they’re in all sorts of different shapes and sizes. Throughout the area, there are fairy lights and lanterns and fireflies and they all glow in the darkening dusk sky. When they left Horse Head Farms, it was mid-morning, xB remembers. It’s funny how fast time passes.

Most of the mushrooms seem decorative, but the larger ones have been made into buildings. There are cute little doors carved into the trunks and signs that say things like “Storage” or “Farms”. One particularly thick and pretty mushroom has been decorated a lot, he assumes it must have been Hypno’s starter base.

“I can’t believe you’re living in Smurf village, dude,” xB giggles.

Hypno punches his arm, “This is not a Smurf village! It’s a fairy realm. Get it right, xB.”

xB’s mouth feels dry. He knows that word. Fairy. Right now, he can’t think of what it means. He nods. He looks at the giant mushroom in the centre of the base.

It’s obviously the centrepiece, towering over every other mushroom. It’s incredibly beautiful. Hypno leads them to the front entrance. xB feels sick looking up at the gills of the mushroom. He can almost imagine the microscopic spores floating down, filling their mouths, suffocating them. Spore particles would probably be good to add, the movement would make the build more dynamic. He’ll tell Hypno later. Hypno drags xB into his home. The wooden staircase looks very nice, Hypno’s done a pretty good job on the spiral. They run up it together. The air smells sweet, almost sickly. After a very short tour, they come back outside - Hypno hasn’t finished the interiors yet. He’s surprised he was allowed to leave, he thought Hypno would trap him there forever, not that he’d mind.

Hypno is looking at him, “So what do you think of my base, xB?”

xB thinks. He thinks about the amazing lights and the vibrant colours and the magical aura. He thinks about Hypno, who’s one of his best friends, who has worked so hard on this base, who xB would do anything he asks him to do. That’s weird, he’s able to realise. He likes Hypno but Hypno is also sometimes very annoying, and other times, xB just likes to mess with him. He wouldn’t do everything Hypno wants. He thinks about all the people willingly signing their IOUs. Is xB willingly answering Hypno’s question? Not that he has any choice, he has to answer it regardless. He wonders if Hypno’s human. He always assumed he was, not having any visible non-human traits, but sometimes the signs are more subtle. He’s thinking too hard.

“Hmm, it’s alright,” he says, “My base is still better.”

#i'm sick so sorry if this one is a lil worse than usual #i know the prose is weird anyway lol #xb (under hypno's control): i am still better than you #i had so many ideas of different bases I could do for this one #but I decided Hypno S8 because I never see anyone talk about how he lived in a mushroom base the same season he stole souls #cmon... the potential #hermithorrorweek2023 #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fic #fanfic #xbcrafted #hypnotizd #horse head farms #unreliable narrators #panic attack #brief but I'm tagging it #therizino writes

[twinvictim]

Vegans on this website are something else man

#crismon tomes #generally speaking i find people who are vegan as a DIET and also just generally are informed about animal wellfare to be fine #but so many weirdos on this website have the most asinine opinions ive ever heard #its actually not immediatly easy to be vegan. feeding your cat a vegan diet is animal abuse. riding horses is not inhherent abusive (?) #if you care about animal wellfare youd be advocating for ethical farming bc no matter how preachy you get everyone is not gonna be vegan #it just wonr happen. its not feasable #every animal has eaten every animal for millions of years and we can do so in kind ethical and mutually beneficial ways. its very easy #to be normal about how other people live their lives #i think what annoys me most is the moralizing #no one is a bad person for eating meat/animal products. they just arent lol

[arolesbianism]

Some very lazy concept doodles for my swap au Wendy

#keese draws #don’t starve together #dst #dst Wendy #wendy carter #I need to make a tag for this au but I’m lazy #anyways sorry if the scribbles are incomprehensive idk what I was on abt either tbh #well ok most of it is just mechanics I’ve talked abt before but yknow #oh and the bottom right doodle is abt how wickerbottom’s wereghost form performs the haunt action on hauntable objects with higher chances #of whatever effects meaning that given enough trees technically you could use her for living log farming #and due to wendy’s fuel mechanic living logs are quite valuable since they’re one of the few things that effect sanity when burned #they also slow sanity drain significantly when burned which is nice for the guy who doesn’t have a lot of sanity options #wurts are also a good living log soruce but I didn’t want to design her rn so rip wurt #she’s a lil baby tree guard sorta #well she basically just Is a tree guard but with a irredecent gem in her head #webber created her because he was lonely rip #he also was the one who accidentally got wendy killed and then made wendy robot body #wendy predictably has a lot of angsting to do abt that especially since it came with significant memory loss #and abby doesn’t die in this au so she’s also there and is deep in denial lol

[gus-dix]

tried playing wizard101. not for me, but i at least had fun creating my wizard and his moms! went for a scarecrow theme with jacob’s color palette

they all have different last names cause i imagine in this universe your first name is chosen by your parents at birth but the second is given (by who? dunno) when you start learning magic

do not erase the caption, use or rePOST my art (reblog ok)

#my art #original character #ocs #wizard101 #the fish at his belt isn't real it's a keychain sorta #it's a flower on his hat also #not interested in playing more of that game but do want to keep jacob #so i'll prob just write an original story for him #without the secondary name #did think about it a lil #they live on a magic farm and his moms are still witches #but jacob is adopted and doesn't have magic #still learn the basics that everyone can do #but wish he could do more #and prob try to do something he shoudln't for that goal #trusting the wrong people... blabla #basic! but always fun #jacob is SO CUTE to me look at his face!!! his eyes his freckles his gap tooth #the messy ponytail.... i gave him everything i like lol

[svtskneecaps]

my biological peer reviewer (sibling) called this theory “fun” and said i should send it, so here goes

my personal theory is the feds ((”federation”)) created the eggs because they decided the best way to enforce “you can never leave” was to give the people something they couldn’t lose, like in the post by tumblr user alexaloraetheris (no relation to the smp) where their friend who might be a deity had said,

"When you die you descend to the underworld with nothing to lose. To keep you, they give you something to lose. When you want to return, they will demand it back. That's why nobody ever leaves. The only way out is to never enter."

i’m thinkin that on egg D-Day, at the end of the countdown, the feds weren’t gonna give the eggs back. they were just gonna hide them forever, or do something else, anything else, just keep them away from their surrogate parents, because then the people would just be STUCK, because people could theoretically take their eggs and leave, but if the eggs are missing, gone without a trace, then the residents CAN’T LEAVE, because presumably the eggs are STILL THERE, SOMEWHERE, IN NEED OF HELP AND RESCUE, if only the residents could find them ON THE ISLAND. if they leave the island while the eggs are missing, they are abandoning these things that have become their children.

but then in came the brazilians. and shit went south. because see, the spenglish (spanish / english) streamers were INVITED, but the brazilians CRASHED; the feds didn’t INVITE THEM, they weren’t EXPECTING THEM, but they can’t let these guys leave either, so they PANIC, and they scramble to give the brazilians the same thing--something to lose. the new egg had a brazilian jersey, homie was TAILOR MADE for them to pack bond with. the feds didn’t have time to send out multiple eggs, it was all or nothing, so they picked something they could reasonably assume all five of them would find endearing because they don’t know shit about these guys--they had a week to observe the OG batch, but all they know about these newbies is the brazilian flag on their boat--and so they sent the little egg out to become THEIR THING, the thing they couldn’t afford to lose.

it leaves open why the eggs are cracked too, bc idk what’s going on there lol, either 1: the eggs cracked because they’re hatching and the feds picked that date bc they wanted to yoink the eggs before they got Too Powerful, or 2: the feds were the ones to crack the eggs as an excuse for why they vanished--returning the eggs untouched would open too many questions the feds don’t want them asking; this way, instead of being concerned specifically with “why were the eggs missing”, the residents presume they know the answer--the cracks.

but yea i’m just gonna add as an aside that personally i think cucurucho / osito bimbo / the white fucker is way more active again because the feds are still scrambling to keep up with the brazilians (which, again, the feds weren’t expecting), and the binary fuckwad came in to put the fear of god into the newbies--maybe so they didn’t get too focused on the morse code transmissions; iirc max was theorizing that both osito and binary were part of the federation ? and if so it does make sense that the binary entity went to fuck with cellbit immediately after cellbit was introduced to the conspiracies of the island, yknow, a warning shot. i think they want them to be focused on the eggs.

BUT THAT’S JUST A THEOr

#i'm spitballing into the void bc i'm losing my mind lol if you read this send me some luck thank you #qsmp #someone send me to a nice farm with plenty of space to run i have lived too long #can't wait until someone smarter than me cracks the code #data and network security tried to teach me cryptography but HOO BOY it didn't do shit to help me here #i popped some of the words into a brute force caesar cipher #and also a tool that could roughly check for substitution ciphers #and yeah didn't find shit so uh #im gonna leave it to the one who's an ARG master yknow i think he's got it handled #(i thought about using an online tool to translate this but then realized i Do Not trust translators i can't verify) #(like i've definitely used google translate on my french assignments but the thing is i speak enough french to verify that) #(duolingo spanish + english/french cognates doesn't leave me confident and im not asking my unconnected spanish speaking friend to check it) #((i refuse to admit to her face that i've sunk so deeply into this hell-)) #(like spanish is such a common language for english speakers to learn that i'm sure they've honed the eng/span trans pretty well BUT) #(i don't trust it lol and id just prefer not to put something on my blog that i can't verify) #(so apologies and uh translate at your own risk k love you byeee) #shut up vic

[keeps-ache]

i don't wanna take over the world, it sounds like a lot. but you know, laying siege to a golf course sounds really nice sometimes

#just me hi #i'm giggling thinking about it hfbvhs #you can use the sandbanks for cover and if you plan far enough ahead you can start farming around those little ponds #and you can steal golf balls :D and use them as currency ?? or just collect them :3 #and you could use the tennis ball guns to shoot the balls at people of course!! and you're supplied with sticks when you get there !! free #weaponry !! :D #and if you can hold out for long enough you could start planting rose and blackberry bushes in places they wouldn't look #why? bc roses Always Come Back #and blackberries will take a minute but who can get mad at a blackberry bush !! nature's surprise :D #oh and of course you could have a noble steed too (golf cart) !! :DD #and you could make the building a castle #and make a little gnome town in the fields once the battle is over #OH you could build a miniature golf in and around the town too :D for the funsies #/places are very cool i like places #could some be used better? oh yea for sure #i have dreams for abandoned malls hfvbs - some of my favorite places ever #that's one big odd thing i want. to have a mall to live in hfhs :3 #is it a lot of space ? ye. but it's also SOO much space.. the possibilities !! #//anyway i Need to go for a walk in a city sometime soon lol #i miss the riverwalk aaa #GASP campus martius during the winter. my dearest #i didn't realize the threshold for being a city was so low lmao ?? like man these are just big towns what is this hfvbsh #//but aside from the city pining MAN #i got to drive earlier today ('got to' they put me in the seat and it wasn't very fun hfvbshf) and oooohhh #you know that feeling on a roadtrip when it's all worth it for just a little while.maybe when you broke over the top of a hill or looked up #from whatever you were doing to find a storm ahead and the rear lights of the cars seemed to blink in agreement with how gorgeous it all is #just that hfbsh :3 #i like places a lot. sobs [<- crying candy hearts] #//okey i'm goin to go do my somethings now hfvhs :3 :D #music and caffeine are SO good ehehhehghhg [slinkies away so fast]

[capricioussun]

Question for void! What is your favourite outfit??

*He sounds nostalgic. The gift must have been from someone important to him.

#this is kinda ooc bc he wouldn’t really answer a question w/ smth this personal right out the gate BUT #I saw this in a vision and it made me emotional so I really wanted to do it anyways <3 #the friends shown are a dreemurr family from an au where monsters were never trapped underground and the monarchy was dissolved over time #they live on a big peaceful farm. Void crash landed in their au once and they helped him heal enough he could travel again. they told him #to come back and visit sometime and he convinced himself it was to repay their kindness w/ some sort of gift but he wound up visiting #multiple times after that. he sort of kind of has a rule against Just Because visiting AUs but it should be no surprise he winds up making #exceptions often lol #this sweater in particular meant a lot to him because chara and Asriel were so excited to give it to him bc Toriel let them help make it #anyway- #💕💜✨🌻 #alpacacare #tyyy for the ask ❕❕❕💚 #vf void #capricious skeletons #vesselfell #vesselfell papyrus #snow and hail

[spw-art]

Teaching him

#spw talks #pet pics #THIS POST MUST BE REBLOGGED BY EVERYONE (I am joking) #realized I didn’t post this lovely image of my fish #the water isn’t dirty btw the wall is just brown #the perch prefer it at least a little bit scummy though #thin line between scummy and clean… #anyway this is my fish his name is herbie I also have another fish whose name is also herbie #I had a third herbie but he got scared during a thunderstorm and hit his head too hard in fear of thunder and died #they’re such lovely fish…such goobers… #anyway yes they’re not living in the best conditions but they would have been culled otherwise #and I don’t have space for a larger tank #someday though…someday my herbies will have paradise… #they’re used to not living with much because they’re farm fish where they had uhhhhh nothing #also do not worry about him being on the sand. yellow perch are. alarmingly weak swimmers #to the point where it’s difficult to feed the larva lol

[gayfranzkafka]

i got into grad school and they're giving me a 70% reduction on tuition :-)

#also it's remote so I can keep working at the farm but you go irl for a two week intensive at the start of every semester so it's best of #both worlds + two of the three years half your time is doing in-person placements so #I am going to become a minister <3 and a farmer 👨🏻‍🌾⛪ #I honestly love living in my hometown I love the river I love the stars at night I like the art scene and volunteer scene here I love it! #and now I don't have to leave and I can still work toward being a minister but also live in one place for more than a year. For the first #time since graduating college LOL

[somelazyassartist]

I love manual labor I love uprooting trees and hauling hay and shoveling crap and painting fences!!!!!! I mean this completely unironically I know I'm like a scrawny internet wizard man but I love doing farmwork so much!!!!!

#i would literally love to go back to doing this full time if i was able to‚ by far my favorite job!!! #just can't physically manage it full time right now #at least i still get to do farmwork every once in a while even if it causes my disabilities to flare up lmao #someday I'd like to live on a small farm if my gf also wants to. i love everything about farm life and I've got the experience to do it too! #it's just a matter of if i can ever get my disability to a manageable enough point that i can keep up with all the work again lol

[darkgaia]

WOE STEJ OC BE UPON YE

#art #not putting into the tags jost bc. lol #bht her name is ivy... she came from the idea of me looking at sfark fankids and going hmm idk if they would hsve a kid and much less #should bc theyre both a bjt too . how do u say. not well #so lets opt for smtb else. someone who Could be a distant relative of sparks like 2000 yrs later but its very dubious and they latch onto #her anyways. thsyre like weird uncles for her. #she lives in a formie commune and does a lot of farm/outdoor work. her fur is pretty sun bleached! #im still developing thks. bc for me to develop her i have to develop how i think formie society is after 3

[pawsitivevibe]

Still can't believe after all my efforts to make sure everyone had a happy ending, my Baldur's Gate character didn't end up with the happiest possible version of their romance ending. Oops.

#bg3 posting #After all my jokes about retiring to live on a farm ... we could have ACTUALLY lived on a farm!! lol #But uhhh apparently Dead Parents was not the correct choice #Seemed like I had to do that at the time! #Whoops!