#i dont know which is dirtier

[firewhiskykiss]

detailed fluffy/smutty headcannons! draco malfoy as your boyfriend.

i’m writing this as a continuation of “ive got my eye on you”, and sooort of requested by @dolcid. i’ll hopefully write a proper part two soon but for now here are some detailed, fluffy bf!draco headcannons to keep you satisfied. ive thrown some smuttys hcs in as well, so you really get the picture (i love reading headcannons so i hope you’re as pleased with this as i am!) <3

WARNINGS! SEXUAL CONTENT. SMUT. 18+

malfoy is a really good boyfriend. you’ve never had one before though so you can’t compare him to much :(

the way he confessed to you was really impressive though (and really turned you on! drunk kisses > )

he gets better and better at kissing every time you do it. he’s not very emotional but he’s passionate, if that makes sense?

when you’re kissing he doesnt administer alot of touch himself but he loves it when you touch him. he lets you run your hands all over his chest, it makes him groan.

when he DOES touch you, its usually your thighs.

despite all the kissing, he’s actually very cautious about going any further with you, because he knows you’ve never been fucked by anyone before. in the first few weeks, he sticks to hot makeout sessions with you.

he used to tease you for being ugly when you disliked eachother, he never meant it, by the damage it did to your confidence meant you never pursued a relationship before him so you’re really a virgin in every aspect. (slay tho <3)

draco doesn’t do dates really. he likes to keep you all to himself, he’s selfish like that. so he usually invites you to the slytherin common room, and takes you up to his dorm.

he banishes the goons from the dorm to spend time with you because he knows they make you uneasy.

he really cherishes quality time over anything, that’s his love language. he doesn’t have to be kissing you the whole time, sitting beside you whilst you read is enough for him. he’s enamoured with your presence.

he’s always been enamoured with your presence, even when he pretended to hate you.

draco is quite a grumpy boyfriend. not mean. just moody. he doesnt like other people. he especially doesnt like harry potter. or anything about any of the gryffindors. you pay it no heed, you just find it cute.

he takes things further one day and you let him eat you out. he doesnt do this alot. hes mostly a receiver.

he’s really dirty when he wants to be, its the fault of his smirk, it makes him look even dirtier.

draco is heavy on the dirty talking and teasing, after all your relationship begun because of his unremitting teasing.

so when he’s licking your pussy, he’s doing it whilst smirking and cooing annoyingly because of how red your face is going.

he gets really hard because its his first time going further than kissing with you. youre the first girl that hes had feelings for as well, so it makes it unreal for him. he gets so hard he has to ask you to suck his dick.

he doesnt beg you though! his voice is cool and nonchalant like it always is.

instead of cumming in your mouth, he comes all over your pussy because he likes how it looks.

when you two finish, he isn’t one for cuddling, but he lets you lay beside him in his arm, and fall asleep on his chest.

when its time for you to go back to your dorm, he folds all of your things up for you, stacks all of your books. hes weirdly a neat-freak.

when you aren’t hanging out on his bed, you’re watching his quidditch games.

one day he has a bad fall and ends up in the hospital wing, with his arm in a sling. typical draco!

he’s a hypochondriac lol!

you drop your studies to sit with him. he grumbles profusely about the pain and the sling. he loves complaining.

you shut him up by kissing him, which makes his expression harden because you two werent public about your relationship yet. but you dont care.

when he’s injured in hospital he lets you groom his hair for him. he cares alot about his appearance. its a frequent occurance. because hes not one for skinship its how you feel close to him.

he warms to the idea of cuddling a bit, but when he does he prefers to be spooned rather than spoon you. and he always does it under the blanket so no one could accidentally see.

he’s a tall, protective boyfriend. he usually wards “threats” away with rude, witty comments, or dirty looks. he doesnt care. you’re his.

when you’re in public, he stands behind you w his hands on your shoulders so he can protect you at all times if he needs to.

he gradually becomes more comfortable being emotional around you. not emotional as in sad or cloying but. he smiles more. not big cheeky smiles, but small ones you notice when you catch him off gaurd.

he kisses you alot before bed, you start sleeping over in his bed in the slytherin dorm, you get away with it because he becomes a prefect.

he kisses the top of your head and your hands/fingertips the most. you’re precious to him, that’s how he conveys it.

after a few weeks of sleeping in his bed, he makes the ultimate move on you and fucks you for the first time. “making-love” is a bit cringe in dracos opinion, he is draco malfoy after all. but it isnt senseless fucking.

he loves the power imbalance of you getting onto your knees for him and sucking his dick. like i said, hes a receiver!

he puts his big, pale hand in your hair and bounces it harshly on his dick. he doesnt make you choke on it though, he doesnt like that.

he actually doesnt fuck you in his bed, the first time. you both get so carried away that he takes you against the wall. from all angles. behind. from the front.

it’s rough, desperate fucking. youve never been fucked before. its such a new and overwhelming feeling. youve been pining for eachother for so long.

he cums all over your pretty pussy again, but not inside it (obvs) and admires it for a while whilst catching his breath.

you start crying after! it was such an intense experience that you get a bit… worried? overwhelmed? it’s not serious crying but you need some softness.

draco isn’t always the best person to rely on for softness but he knows that you need it right now after the way he’d just fucked you.

you cuddle properly for the first time. all naked and sticky (draco HATES that, but he doesnt mind tonight bc its you) and he kisses your head over and over.

hes not big on aftercare usually. but hes patient with you tonight. he lets you sleep off the feeling, and wear his big, boxy school shirt whilst you do so. it smells of him. you love it.

you love him.

he loves you too, hes thinking.

but you don’t tell each other just yet ;)

#draco malfoy #draco x you #harry potter fanfiction #harry potter x you #draco fic #draco malfoy x reader #draco malfoy x you #draco x reader #harry potter

[dappersautismcreature]

i mean, bad did kill and try to kill red a lot on the first day, along with blue team and green team lol. lore-wise, red team don’t like either teams tbh because of that. they hold a grudge lol

yesterday, bad and tubbo came to red’s spawn and tried to kill foolish and baghera (tbh i didn’t watch the full vod so i don’t even know if there was a reason?), and failed. bad begging to spawnkill foolish probs didn’t make him look good either lmaoo

the only reason red is having this temporary alliance with green is to let them have a win which they def deserve. also it makes sense for them to balance the scores since we still don’t know who the cursed team is!

this is just my opinion ^ i mostly main red so hopefully i was able to shine a light as to their motives and why they do see bad the way they do. they very much are roleplaying most of this event, so a majority of the actions taken against them are going to be considered lore n stuff and treated as such

i see the points of lore and roleplay but ok, if you dont know landduo's dynamic (foolish n bad) i think bad would spawnkill him outside of this death game, just for fun, like theyre tom n jerry but they both think its absolutely hilarious. foolish was even like "go ahead dude"

and day two, green found blue's base and plundered it,, blue doesnt have a vendetta against green, not really. red also killed missa yesterday, and almost found their base, they had to hide in a cave.

bad is playing somewhat dirty tactics because honestly his team doesnt have good pvp-ers. like, red has manpower and numbers, plus philza and carre are like, near etoiles level of pvp. lets say if pvp is 1-100, etoiles is 90, and philza is like 80, idk carre very well but hes like 85ish i think. Bad is one of blue's best pvp-ers (i think pac is technically the best on blue, and then tubbo probs) bad is like a 70ish, not as good as people make him out to be, he's better on a team.

because of etoiles, people think that bad is a pvp machine, but like, he's better at the long game. he's better when he can work on a team and figure out long term strategies

so of course him and blue are gonna use 'dirtier' strats because due to numbers and pvp skills they cant take either of the other teams in head on combat. they cant, theyd get blasted.

TLDR: all of this means, basically, i get its rp, but it feels misplaced and unfair. maybe i need to blame the characters ig, i think the hanging onto revenge is one of their worst traits. revenge makes for good rp, i get that, but its not useful for the long term goals of the islanders, imo. plus it makes it hard for bad to go "hey can we hang out?" because he isnt gonna apologize for doing what he did because its wasnt unfairly cruel, esp compared to what red's done. like,, its frustrating.

in rp they can go "you're a monster!" but when qbad just, isnt,, idk how bad's supposed to respond to that, ya know?

#qsmp #liveblogging #q!badboyhalo #asks #discourse

[itsdappleagain]

OKSORRY FOR. EVEN MORE. but dash, paper star, dokuso, neal, and the troll?

AW YEAH sorry about the break in answering i was at an auditionnn

Dash Haber

How I feel about this character: he's so silly. what a guy. he's trying so hard but he's so bad at everything. i love him he's hilarious All the people I ship romantically with this character: ahhhh not really any? haberzackary is kind of a fun ship. oh also neal solely because of mangokat again My non-romantic OTP for this character: mmmm i dont know he doesn't really have enough interaction for this My unpopular opinion about this character: if he was less silly he could be so dangerous actually. he has carmen with her back turned, unaware of him, he's HOLDING his razor hat. he could have her dead in five seconds. but HE WHISTLES TO GIVE HER A HEADS UP its so fucking funny One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: i dont know i kinda of liked what happened with him. ivy gets to growl at him. i wish he would have gotten his hands a little dirtier...a physical fight or something instead of a long distance one? but i know he'd probably just die instantly also so

Paper Star

How I feel about this character: BARK BARK All the people I ship romantically with this character: TIGRESS!! i also enjoy a good bit of carmen shipping here,, My non-romantic OTP for this character: mmmmmmmmm i dont know with her she's kind of a solo act unless she's. not. that doesn't make any sense but i don't know My unpopular opinion about this character: that ending did her soooo dirty we didn't even get a final fight she was just trussed up and left there to look mad about it One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: mmm the above i guess. also make out with tigress. also give her a damn halloween costume can you imagine if she was cool

Lady Dokuso

How I feel about this character: she's so much fun because she's dangerous!! but also she's not!! like they let her be dangerous but not that dangerous. you're like omg what did she poison shadowsan with what did she poison shadowsan with this time what did she shoot carmen with and its just paralysis. potion of knocked out instantly. shadowsan falls through a roof etc. she could be so deadly and they dont let her be All the people I ship romantically with this character: shadowsan but ONLY so they can be divorced My non-romantic OTP for this character: ahhh i dont know her little mentorship thing with paper star was kind of a cool dynamic but then she just kind of. idk My unpopular opinion about this character: i guess i already said. give her Potions of Die Instantly One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: POTIONS OF DIE INSTANTLY

Neal the Eel

How I feel about this character: SILLY also yeah he's amazing he's hilarious he's rhys darby who is always cool. ALSO he almost broke carmen's neck which was really slay of him All the people I ship romantically with this character: mime bomb and dash both have special places in my heart when shipped with him My non-romantic OTP for this character: mmm i dont know again there isnt too much interaction to go off of My unpopular opinion about this character: okay remember when they're in russia and he disappears into the grate? the noise he makes when he disappears is the worst thats the worst part about him that coo noise it sounds like a baby One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: ahh i dont know he was kind of hilarious?? he just went WELP mind control doesnt work on me soo i guess ill go sit on a fish boat for the rest of my life so true of him honestly

The Troll

How I feel about this character: i heavily dislike him he feels like he would call me a slur and he's annoying. JHDSFDS okay sorry thats a bit harsh but i literally do not have any feeling towards him other than dislike All the people I ship romantically with this character: i don't My non-romantic OTP for this character: no My unpopular opinion about this character: ahhhhh he was in the sort of awkward batch of one or two time s3 characters that were vaguely unlikable or vaguely entertaining but had a lot of potential. like (ok sorry) spinkick and flytrap were kind of cool but i think spinkick was kind of annoying and his biggest personality trait was being dante basco. so. i think they should have fixed the troll and these characters and kept them in or left them out altogether One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: can you imagine an actual rival hacker to player?? i wish he was more threatening!! i wish he would be more used but only if he was less annoying!! that would be such an obstacle but he idk didnt he just kind of disappear once s3 was over??

#carmen sandiego #ask game

[carpememes]

Rachel Maksy Starters #2

“Let me put it straight, friends. I am royally pooped.”

“The audacity of my brain to think that I’m going to be able to accomplish this.”

“I feel in my soul that it’s probably not the right activity for me.”

“I have, once again, no idea what I’m doing.”

“I got a fever. And the only prescription... is gigantic sleeves.”

“I’m paraphrasing but it was something like that.”

“I basically want to look how I feel on the inside. Which is... a pumpkin.”

“We love a versatile queen.”

“I like to think that each day is full of small accomplishments that you should reward yourself for.”

“Take that.... America.”

“It’s freakin spooky season!”

“Are you ready to kick off the festivities?”

“The dirtier, the messier, the grosser the better.”

“We all have the little voices in our heads and mine is constantly telling me the same thing.... DESTROY.”

“We’re going to make a beautiful garment. Then we’re gonna wreck it!”

“I think it will look really, really nice. Until we destroy it.”

“Are you ready... to run some errands??”

“If I’m gonna pay for overpriced anything it may as well be in the Halloween store where at least you get the atmosphere.”

“Are you ready for complete and utter chaos?”

“We’re figuring this out as we go along! Here goes nothin’!”

“Gonna be sore tomorrow, baby.”

“Her pun is just a teensy bit better than mine.”

“Let us head to Michael and browse his wares.”

“Those snacks that they put near the line always get me.”

“The older i get, the more characteristics of Smaug I get.”

“Man... That’s whimsical!”

“I didn’t know what to do so I just screamed.”

“I have a present. Well, you can’t keep it, so it’s not really a present.”

“Is this too much chunk? It might be a little too much chunk.”

“Let’s go get some baby denim!”

“LET’S MAKE SOME PAAAANTS.”

“If you pay for the extra feature, I’ll sing.”

“We love when I don’t have to do extra work.”

“That is..... wet.”

“We strive for knowledge here, of course.”

“I’m about to make a mess! Up in here, up in here!”

“Uh oh! We’re gonna get to choppin!”

“Weirdly it smells quite nice.”

“I don’t need the gym. I do crafts.”

“I definitely scared a couple children and I only kinda feel bad about it.”

“Mmmmm, nasty!”

“Who’s a nasty girl?...... Me.”

“Even the undead wanna look like a snack sometimes.”

“You can’t get more festive than this!”

“Oh my goodness... He’s so handsome... Wow.”

“I take no responsibility for any demons or ghosts spotted.”

“Bye bye demons! Till another day.”

“Sing it with me folks!”

“Basically I want to look like a little autumn forest fairy.”

“This is why we wear eye protection!”

“Very tedious and time consuming when you’re wearing a onesie.”

“Fetch the smelling salts!”

“Slenderman WHO?”

“Is it truly freedom if you’re not belting out to Celine Dion?”

“I like to call this shade... Bone Daddy.”

“Don’t call my butt a weird angle.”

“The worst part of going anywhere is actually having to take my PJ pants off.”

“Here’s [name] using a gut hook on me like I’m a prized bass.”

“A lot of people dont know this but Jane Austen wrote Pride and Predjudice almost entirely in a sports bra and leggings.”

“Are you ready to tar this bitch? Respectfully.”

“It’s also really good at hiding all of your mess-ups. Which is why I love it so much.”

“Are you ready for the best part of any project ever? Painting!”

“Who do you think would win in a fight? Thanos or Kool Aid guy?”

#rachel maksy #sentence starters #starter memes #rp starters

[koscheyyy]

Tag 10 people you wish to get to know better!

@tauremornalome @thrilmalia @angryducktimemachine @perpetuallyperceiving @franzis-frantic-thoughts @tidehopper @zkyfall @evieebun125 @immortalcowboy @saltqueer

(You dont have to tag 10 people or even participate! 💛)

I was tagged by the wonderful @crowleysheiress 💜

Relationship status: i yearn. Heavily. But am also too scared to *ahem* slide into the dms.

Favourite colour: purple, if you couldnt tell

Favourite food: rice. Wait no, waffles. Wait no, yorkshire puddings.

Song stuck in your head: Back In Town by Florence and the machine. Look, her new album has me by the throat at the moment.

Last thing you googled: ‘rabbit in french translation.’ It has a dirtier reason behind that than youd think.

Dream trip: i dropped my sister off at the airport yesterday for her to return to New Zealand and these last few weeks where she came back to see us made me realise how much i miss her and want to go out and see her in the home shes made for herself.

Last book you read: im currently reading ‘Pine’ by Francine Toon. Its pretty good so far, dark and ghostly. Just how i like my coffee.

Last book you enjoyed: when i had covid i bought all the WTNV books and i really really enjoyed ‘It Devours’. It has humour that hits out of nowhere, Much like in the show, just before handing you a load of grief and layered plot which i loved!

Last book you hated: um, i wouldnt say i hated it- just had a bit of a weak ending but The Castaways by Lucky Clarke had me up until the final part and i was left feeling a bit ‘eh’. I definitely wouldnt have chosen that ending.

Favourite thing to cook/bake: fire. Apparently.

Most niche dislike: people who loop the lunge line under the horses jaw when lunging them. Do you want a horse with a snapped jaw? Thats how you get a horse with a snapped jaw.

Opinion on the circus: ive only been to the circus once and that was when my parent in a last stitch attempt to save their marriage went on a cruise, leaving their children at home to care for eachother for a week. And my sisters took my and my little brother to the circus. I dont remember much of it apart from the horses. Its a weird memory and my opinion on the circus is very much as long as theyre not being crappy to the animals and workers i think its a cool profession and way of life.

Do you have a sense of direction: yes? Im too scared to get lost but also too stupid to read a map.

#thank you for tagging me! #ask meme #hey its facts about tilly!

[tobacconist]

first off, you want to get the reet dirty bitches soakin (the massive chip trays, the pots of pie meat with deeply encrusted burnt bottoms, the griddles, etc)

then; cutlery, you bang em in the dishwasher perhaps after a quick rinse. glassware also, but it is best to put glasses in a dedicated dishwasher. NOTHING ELSE SHOULD BE PUT IN THE DISHWASHER; UNLESS YOU ENJOY HAVING BITS OF PEAS AND OTHER NASTY FOOD PARTICLES ON ALL YOUR KITCHENWARE. many are opposed to dishwashers, myself included, but i consider myself a moderate. there is a place for it (for cutlery is so fiddly and time consuming to wash in the sink) but it still definitely requires human oversight in the final washing stage; and DO NOT PUT DIRTY PLATES IN THERE. IT JUST COVERS EVERYTHING ELSE WITH THE NASTY FILM OF EVERYTHING ELSE WASHED THAT DAY. DONT DO IT!

if you do not use dishwashing machines, worry not

rinse all the bits which are easily rinsed (the glasses, the cutleries, the easy plates, etc) and then draw up a sink of clean water, hot and soapy. always wash glasses first, in the virgin soapy water. let the cutleries at the bottom soak, wipe the plates and bowls with the cloth or sponge and rinse and set them aside to dry

always work from cleanest to dirtiest, but do not neglect anything that has been sat in the queue to be washed for too long! as the water gradually becomes dirtier, you put the dirtiest pieces in, scrub em with the scourer till all the muck be off em; and then run a new bath of clean water to finish them off.

CHOPPING BOARDS so help me God you better have a separate chopping board each designated for meat, fish, vegetables, stinky vegetables, cheeses, etc. if the sinkwater be getting dirty, then is the perfect time to wash the meat and fish boards. apply neat soap and scrub them with the cloth, and then rinse them in the water. drain the sink, and then draw up a new sink of clean soapy water, then wash them as usual. you may then wash the other chopping boards, in the new bath of clean water, and then move on to washing other pieces until the water once again becomes dirtied.

CHEESE GRATERS these are a bastard, cannot be denied. the trick is to go side-to-side with the washcloth on the outer face, and up-and-down on the inner face. this only applies to the slice and grate faces of the grater; the nutmeg grater side etc... well, theres really no solution except mutliple soaks and blasting it under the tap at full power.

SIEVES these motherfuckers... i honestly dont know what it say. good luck

BAKING TRAYS, PLATES, ETC WITH COOKED ON FOOD get em in the sink as the water starts getting dirty. put a little bit of fairy liquid on the cloth and give the greasy ones a good rub. the metal scourer is your friend, either steel or copper. get the really stuck on stuff off first, then draw up a new sink of water to finish them off.

IRONS cast ironware requires special care. the layer of burnt-on grease is what protects the metal, and cast iron implements must always be seasoned before use. for this reason, you should not use strong soaps or detergents on him. wipe off all the grease and oil, then, in water mildly soapy give him a vigourous scrub to remove the burnt on residue. several washes of pure water without soap are recommended after this.

do NOT let too much narsty food bits go down the drain. yes. you must pick them out with your fingers and put them in the bin. its horrible, but if you dont do it the consequences are much more horrible. do NOT ever EVER ever ever put dish soap in a dishwasher. you will cause a bubble avalanch. it will engulf the whole kitchen. dont do it.

[urneetgf]

21, 26, 27, 31, 37, 47, 50!!!

21. i have!! it was after i was sex repulsed for a month and i was watching scene in a show where two people were cleaning up a murder scene lol it felt so good i definitely want to try it again but i dont know how :(

26. it's definitely most important to know each other's limits and to have sfw conversations aside from the nsfw ones! a lot of people on here that are subs and doms want a bdsm relationship with only the sex aspect of it and then have really bad experiences coming out if it! its really important to befriend the person ur doing nsfw with!!

27. mommy doms. all of my rationale disappears the moment someone is so sweet and nice and calls me mommys princess (also when theyre like 35 and have big breasts and shsbsvjakaabak)

31. the fastest way is definitely through kidnapping/rape threats!!

37. yes ofc!! it just means they're feeling good which is very important!! plus hearing hearing moans during a rape scene makes it so much dirtier

47. ive used art supplies like markers and ive used stuffed animals lol

50. im not the biggest fan of it because i dont like the sticky feeling of period blood when its mixed with other juices. it makes me very very uncomfortable

#p☆nders

[ilhoonftw]

fun fact i know bc of child neglect and living in a hoarder house with barely functional bathroom - if you stop showering and bathing, at one point your body will reach a moment when all the dirt piles up so much you cant get any dirtier and you grow your own idk bacteria. as long as you dont sweat too much or drink alcohol the stink is manageable. especially in colder months when you can cover up so peeling off dry patches of dorty skin wont show. putting on perfume to mask it actually makes it worse. i mean people will eventually notice but not right away, which is optional during daily activities that don't require prolonged human contact

when i once asked my mom why she let this happen for years... 'oh i assumed you're just being a rebellious teen and it resolve itself'

#and i was bullied bc of this #🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ #imagine being a teacher having a kid in your class with black neck and just. labeling them a troublemaker #i got punished so many times for nothing just because my class teacher decided i exhibit bad behavior (i didnt) #she licherally wrote on my official documents how im a lazy kid that wont amount to nothing #tw trauma #tw child neglect #tw health #tw gross

[englishstrawbie]

Maya isnt mean like her team seems to think she is. All she wants in this situation is her job back, which she earned, I dont think shes ever had the intention of ruining someone's career and I dont think she genuinly thinks less of Sullivan and Beckett bc of their addiction problems. I actually think maya feels bad abt that esp bc of what happend to her brother

Do they think she's mean?

But yes, she's making ill-judged decisions because she's so desperate to get what she deserves. She's tried playing by the book and that didn't work, she's tried dirtier tactics and that didn't work either. All the while, everyone around her succeeds - Beckett keeps his job, Sullivan gets his promotion, Andy has support from Ross.

I know there was a line from Maya about Sullivan and Beckett about in the season 5 finale that felt off (well, there were a lot of lines... laughing at the human trafficking question too), but I agree, I don't think she thinks less of them as people. I think it's more about Beckett's incompetence and Sullivan's tactics that piss her off.

#anon

[velvetvent]

i logged into tumblr and realized the internet has changed a lot since i started and i have feelings about it,, these are those feelings. aka a love letter to the days when a fanfic about milk was the biggest thing on this god forsaken website

being chronically online for a decade sucks bc you get nostalgia for the worst times of the internet, like tumblr back in the 2010′s, or the days when we’d go on chatroulette for fun. and all the random kik groupchats. like yeah my trauma is literally from that entire era but also tumblr hasnt hit the same since and i haven’t gotten the excitement of my internet friends finally replying to me or the thrill of being able to video respond to a youtube video since. And nothing really hits the same anymore. Like back then it was adults fucking with kids and yeah it was wrong but it’s not like it doesn’t happen now. It’s all dirtier and cleaner at the same time. More ad-friendly content but there’s still just as much trafficking and toxicity as there always has been, if not more. Youtube is still there but there’s adsense now that everyone has to try and navigate and pc culture exists which is fine but cancel culture is rampant and tiring at this point. And everybody is constantly filtered, but the filters change your face shape now. It’s not just a sepia tone or dog ears anymore, now you get jaw surgery and botox and eyeliner and lashes and an entirely different nose without even asking; plus the sepia tone. But there’s hardly a sepia tone without the automatic photoshop anymore. There’s not anywhere that’s safe anymore. There never was, but I felt safer as an extremely young minor in these vile online spaces back in the day than I ever used to. Yes i was groomed and abused and talked to awful, disgusting people. But i also had a chat of the most beautiful people I’ve ever met. I met the best of people and the worst, and it all felt like a huge fever dream that only i had access to. It took me places I would’ve never been able to see. I’m too poor to go to Australia, or the UK, or Cali, or Texas, or France. I’m cultured so differently because I was raised by the internet and by people across the world. They shaped me. I eat timtams because of a very close friend group and significant other; i know about games because of them; my music taste. You name it, someone from across the world probably influenced me to like it in 2012 and i never looked back. But now it all feels so foreign. Somewhere we all used to fit in isin’t a sanctuary anymore. We aren’t free to post the cringe like we used to, we aren’t free to not use filters, we have to be trendy to impress the algorithm and interact with others but if you’re not family friendly you’ll be suppressed too. And in a world of oppression and suppression the last thing we need is the restricted internet that we have now. But i dont think what we had would be a good solution either. But i miss those days. My husband was never online growing up outside of xbox chats and he doesnt share the same sentiments towards it as i do. i still romantisize this shit; we were all broken kids but we were able to keep each other alive. Now if somebody uses a word to identify with they’re relentlessly made fun of; yall dont remember fuckin otherkin? jfc. 

[strawberrybabydog]

hi im back from a long day. i went thrifting earlier and bought some cute plushes, one of which is a memorial urn, which i didnt realize til 10 mins ago. either way very cool! im very emotionally attached to him already so he may become an Official Hoarde Member soon

[ID: a photo of a plush horse. it’s butterscotch coloured except for it’s face and inside-ears, which are white. it has a fluffy darker-brown mane and tail, and no hooves, just stumps. barely-visible is it’s butt tag which has “Ryder” hand-written on it. end ID]

as written on his tag in sharpie, his name is ryder. he has no hooves and obviously a pouch for ashes on his belly. he’s a weird dude

he wasn’t super dirty or grimey when i picked him up, which isn’t super typical of thrift store finds. a lot of people just donate their old plushes as-is, stains and all. i guess they figure its not their problem but for me it’s a whole-day project! i wish i could be doctor beth LOL....

he had 4 major holes in him - on his back, chest, and 2 on either knee. the one on his back i could fit my entire fist in. basically he’s weird and busted and i was probably the only person going to adopt him, which is fine, because i’m also weird and broken

what really sold me was the tag - “Ryder.” is he ryder? is ryder his owner? i dont know but i tend to stick with the names my plushes come with unless i totally hate it, and Ryder is fine. if i had my way he’d probably be named cornchip though, cuz he resembles my stardew valley horse which’s also named cornchip

[ID: the same plush as above, a butterscotch horse plush. in this photo it’s dirtier, with a matted mane and tail. near the base of the neck and back, you can see stuffing coming out of a hole in the fabric. end ID]

the biggest difference between his before (above) and after is just that his mane and tail were super matted - no doubt a battle with a laundry dryer. no problem though, i unstuffed him (mostly) and lathered his mane and tail with hair conditioner and brushed it out with a wire brush. now he’s poofy and cute

even though he’s an off-brand memorial horse, i still wish there was a brand on him somewhere. there’s only 1 tag which is a “this plush is up to code” tag and there’s not even any cut-tag-remains. maybe he was just sold in an independant funeral home or something? but they normally just do normal teddy bears so, im not sure. maybe he’s custom!

maybe in the end he’s not a memorial horse. maybe he’s a giant coin purse. maybe he’s a pencil case without enough room for pencils. if anyone recognizes the brand or knows for 100% certain what the zipper-pouch is for, i’d love to know!! i’ve tried to look but to no avail

if he is confirmed to be a memorial horse though i dont really believe in haunted objects, im way too crazy for that. any object deemed haunted is just a companion who’s bitter because they’re being mistreated. im sure robert the doll - who’s a steiff doll - isn’t actually evil or haunted, just a misunderstood companion missing their beholder, and grieving in the only way they understand. 

#personal #fruits basket hoarde #he'd be our apple obviously! cuz horses like apples :0] #he is talking to me already btw #but its hard to tell if its another random voice impersonating him or not cuz some of his empathetic feelings dont match exactly - #- what hes saying #either way i dont care hes still a companion rn #not dog #posic

[spookydrreid]

All I can think about is Professor Spencer spitting in my mouth and calling me a good girl then bending me over a desk in his office late at night and telling me to take it like the good little whore he knows I am🥴 then finishing inside me and telling me how good I’d look pregnant with his child and how he can’t wait for me to make him a daddy, he’d go so wild at the risk of getting someone pregnant I just know it. Oh god and if he said something like “gonna let me fuck a baby into you darling? fuck, you’re going to look so good, can’t wait for everyone to know who you belong to, you’re my fucking whore, can’t wait for people to see what a good little girl you are for me sweetheart” I would COMBUST🥰

(Also I apologise if that’s too graphic for the main blog, head is just so full)

... its the way I think of this so often. 

(Smut Starts after the cut)

You’d just walk into his office after he’s been up, grading papers all night. And you just see the frustration in his shoulders. So you just stroll on over and force yourself onto his lap (which he’s totally okay with). Only for him to find out you arent wearing anything except his shirt. 

I just KNOW professor Reid has a breeding kink and would go feral. I’m also here the daddy kink. I know its not everyone's cup of tea but lord is it mine. 

So when he presses your face into the cold wood of the desk, you know you’re in for a good time. He scrunches his your shirt up to your hips and runs one of his large hands over the curve of your ass, just admiring you. 

And when he finally pushes inside you, all his stress just melts away. His pace would be rough and brutal and his hands would be wrapped up in your hair while he plows into you. His words are filthy and only get dirtier when he feels you clench around him. 

“Such a dirty girl letting me fuck you like this. Fuck, you’re so gorgeous.” 

“Fuck, ah! Spencer!” And he would just soak it all in. 

And he’d just be so into it as he mutters, “gonna let me fuck a baby into you, darling? Hmm?” 

And you let out a choked ‘please’ he’d lose all control. 

“Fuck. You’re going to look so good. Cant wait for everyone to know who you belong to. That you’re my fucking little whore. Cant wait for people to see what. a good little girl you are for me, sweetheart.” 

And it just feels so fucking good as he empties himself inside you that you really dont even care if he did get you pregnant. The thought of being his forever is just too good to worry about the risk. 

(as you can see i also love this idea 🥵🥵🥵🥵)

#spencer reid x reader #spencer fucking reid #spencer reid #spencer reid x fem!reader #spencer reid smut #answered #shespeaks #blurb

[breeding-bull-shuichi-saihara]

Shuichi and Kaede: A Night to Remember

After the class is over Kaede invited Shuichi over for another “Piano lessons” and by piano lessons he fantasized they fuck like a rabbits inside the musical room. Shuichi pants tightened up from his swelling hanged low and lower than usual when she is closer since her body and her seductive smell reprogramed him this way.. It must be it when she let him fantasize to bury himself between her beach balls. And now she is doing this differently. By showing off her beauty and her absolutely curvaceous hourglass bust. And she used it to bring his attention and to teach him some piano lessons. and then she used terms of endearment and kept making an eye contact so Shuichi won't wonder off elsewhere and from she replied while they're on the break. And she made a sexual innuendo hinting him where this is going also to show she is in control “Shuichi, do you mind to call you my one and only. Even though I let you split me and bruise me endlessly with your monstrous shaft”

-&-

Shuichi didn't know what to say, the fact he heard being called the one his heart skipped a beating or two. Then Kaede giggled and pulled him closer so they become each other play things. "Hehe you silly. Don't act like you haven't heard me the first time I know your every move. And you are so reliable. I'll let you think of me as much as you want. Well after we finish our piano lessons since it's important.. Then you can feel me and have this body to fill. I'll be your personal assistance Bull-ichi” Then she rest her chin on his shoulders “Just don't say no. I’ll never take no for an answer” she answered it with a confidence And as soon she looked at his eyes that is locked in hers. He nodded with a determined smile on his face. "Sure thing Kaede. I'm looking forward to it.” they slowly wrapped their arms around each other. Feeling safe around their warmth and they closed their eyes for a kiss. Later they pulled away from each other and then she requesting him to make the first move so she can turn him into manlier version of himself due to her likeness. “Thanks to you Kaede I discovered I learned this new side of me.. I never thought I will have it in me. Now this is something I want to think about. You kept flirting and want me to feel you all day and helped me see things. I'm not sure if this is your main goal..” Kaede smirked and not sure how to return the compliment but she preferred to be handled and that's what drove them into new heights and whispered some words to Shuichi which encouraged him something along the lines “Dont just feel, just take some actions because tonight I have a surprise for you.. and you better hurry up.. It is a pleasnt surprise also don't be afraid talk dirtier to me. When things are getting good.”.

-&-

Shuichi chuckled almost his face got upturned it filled him with positive thinking with the desire to get to know her better. And so she had let go of him from the beautiful loving embrace. And before leaving the classroom he held her once again “Before you leave” There was a hesitant steps on both sides. It was an indecision moment on Shuichi's part. But in order to let go of his reluctance he had to ask or request something of her despite how absurd it is “before you go, may I touch you and feel you one more time? I got to feel it with my bare hands” Shuichi took a cleansing breath and touching Kaede from behind in a personal contact.. His chest became looser and entered an acceptance state and making peace with himself “I love you Kaede. I can't live here without you. Just love me. Let me kiss you from top to bottom. Don't you let me go. I love you" Shuichi then made a prolonged eye contact then he broke it to look away briefly but his heart rate started to pick up dramatically. It's the feeling to be in the presence of the person he admired and wanted deep down. And so Kaede wasted no time and pulled Shuichi strongly and planted a deep kiss on his lips to let her heart out. The type of kiss she never kissed him before. It was personal, full of love the kiss that might change their fate forever. It is the kiss that is full of trust. Kaede let go of the kiss but her face pressed against his “hmmm I'll never deny your wishes. But this is the first time I have ever seen you being so brave~ your confession seemed way cooler” Shucichi felt hesitant mid action “K-kaede I..” She interrupted him in instant placing her finger on his lip to keep him quiet and listen “Don't apologize, you made your move so I have to make sure you own them” then she let out a warm smile caressing, rubbing his cheeks with warm touches “Okay?” and placed his other on the heart on her chest to feel her heartbeat “I promise you tonight things will be different. And.. Don't.. Stop kissing me, and if you happen to have a cool confessions. Don't hold them back.. I'll see you at my house. I.. can't wait to see what surprises and fantasies you hold for me. Now if you excuse me I'll try to look more beautiful before your arrival. Just don't keep me waiting consider this a date Shuichi"

(-To be continued unless I keep going and finish it with a lovemaking heated climax between them. I had fun writing this, I hope you did too.. I'll add more spice when I give it a chance. I just needed to make the build-up so good the sex scene can feel much better as a reward. )

#Forgot to write the rules #Kaede x Shuichi #wholesome post #I had to put a cliffhanger otherwise it will be too long

[fallingstarsburn]

i have a head canon that after sirius finds out that james and regulus are dating james literally uses it to his advantage all he can. like any minor inconvenience sirius causes him? ‘i’m fucking your brother’. any time sirius annoys him? ‘regulus was moaning my name last night’. of course sirius reacts like ‘JAMES YOU PIECE OF SHIT I DONT WANNA KNOW SHUT UP’ and james is smirking like ‘stop annoying me then’ and sirius has to give in or james will keep saying dirtier and dirtier stuff. also an added bonus is that if reg is nearby then he gets all red and flustered which james loves.

#jegulus #sirius black #james potter #marauders era

[golbrocklovely]

Theres some photos of Stas and Colby floating around from Vegas on twitter that dont look like just friends, it looks like Colby in Japan pt2.. No word how they came about and i know you like her but this is just my take not looking for an argument or fight…

Its pretty obvious something is going on between Stas and Colby. I just find it fucked up and telling that while he was taking Tanya out on little dates and Abbey posted that pic of her with them, Tanya followed Stas and she never followed back. When Colby was all cuddly with Carrington on the live , Stas was super serious and only got talkative again once she left and she was next to Colby. She doesnt try to hide anything on her twitter either. Its not just on her though, who knows what Colby is doing but she definitely hasnt made it a secret shes liked him for a while even telling people what cologne he smelled like on tiktok and that he smelled like roses. She doesnt seem like a nice girl honestly, not just saying that because shes near him its the way she acts with other girls near him aside from Kat, and Abbey. She even unfollowed Amber and Tanya went and followed her and liked her photos and Stas is over here following Seth and Josh instead. I just hope it doesnt turn into a hes only allowed around this specific group of people like it did with Sam when he and Kat got super serious and she got jealous of other girls near him. Or one of these things where all we see is Sam and Colby + Kat and Stas in everything. I don’t follow the girl but once i saw this back and forth on twitter of her liking all this stuff when hes been super private it just annoyed me and reminded me of Shea and Spookybby all over again.

i saw the one video of him and her dancing together from that one guys story. but they weren't really grinding against each other, they were just kinda swaying together. again, like i said in another ask, i've danced dirtier with friends of mine so i don't think what they did was that weird lol

and like i said in another ask as well, i think it's always best as a fanbase to just understand we don't know colby's love life or what's happening in it. is it possible that him and stas have something going on? sure. i don't think so, but i can see why others do. and whatever he might have with another girl, again, we don't know. him and tanya might not be together. or they might have had something super casual, which is why she was also in vegas with a bunch of guys and chilled with them instead of colby. hell, maybe they aren't together anymore, or ended their casual thing. idk.

i'm not gonna pretend to understand colby and literally any choice he makes lol

idk if you are the same anon or if it's multiple anons that have told me this, but so many of you have weirdly noticed that stas doesn't follow back/unfollows girls more often than guys. personally, i don't think there is some deeper meaning to any of this. maybe she just doesn't vibe with girls the same way as she does with guys. maybe she's insecure and doesn't like seeing ppl with nice bodies on her insta feed. maybe it's something else. none of us know.

in the livestream, she definitely was still talking to ppl. i watched it back, and while yes she was more quiet than before, it could be bc she was on the phone with her mom. maybe it was also the fact that she was drunk as all hell. when i'm drunk, i go back and forth between being really talkative and then really quiet. but she definitely was still talking to ppl while him and carrington hugged and were close.

i scrolled thru her likes on twitter. while she did like some stuff that were about colby, they also included HER in the tweet too. so it wasn't just her liking tweets about colby. she's likes things that ppl send to her or @ her, and sometimes that includes tweets with her and colby. it's not like she's liking tweets that are ONLY about colby. if she has done that, she hasn't done it that recently.

also, her telling ppl on tiktok about colby's cologne and what he smells like isn't that strange. that boy has been asked that question how many times and still doesn't answer it? she did a solid for the fandom lol

i'm not trying to argue or fight you with this response, anon. if you genuinely don't like her, that's fine with me. personally, i don't see any of this as some deeper conspiracy that she's secretly with him or is overly possessive of him for no reason or is trying to send messages to the fandom that him and her are together or whatever. i just think they're friends and danced together and somehow that is getting blown out of proportion.

#ask #personal #stas #colby brock #cb ll

[capwilsons]

personally I'm not the biggest fan of Sharon's 'arc' to being the power broker in tfatws. i get why some people might like seeing her as a villain and that's great! but for me i just much would have rather seen a more nuanced approach to her. listen, most of the following is critiques bc i'm focusing on what didn't work for me, but that doesn't mean i don't appreciate and love a lot of the directions they took sharon in tfatws. she's still fucking cool and fun

i think i personally would've loved to see her be an antihero, which would have provided a different take on a female character - not let her be that too perfect shining paradigm but perhaps dirtier, grittier, and honestly more enjoyable than your typical female superhero. I appreciate that she should be disenfranchised and angry, and I don't think she shouldn't be! but I also don't think she would put a hit out on sam without a second thought? even if she didn't specifically hire batroc for that purpose, she's smart enough to see the likely outcome of throwing him in the mix. Also why even help sam, bucky, and zemo find the guy making the serum if she funded him in the first place? like she had to know zemo would want him dead... i feel like the writing in ep 3 especially was just trying to throw us off the scent but it ended up just really muddled and a bit nonsensical when it all came together in the end.

the show was tfatws and we already had limited time to explore main characters so i see why we couldn't get more sharon development. I really do get that. but ooooh boy was it a departure from when we last saw her. And i dont mean just like, she's darker - that makes sense. like even if she was a villain but like, morally grey that would've been better in my opinion? eg like she actually supported the flag smashers or movements like that, instead of just being kinda a criminal underworld capitalist? idk i just didn't connect with it.

the timeline with her being the power broker also seems funky to me. like unless sharon was working as the power broker before cap 3 it doesn't quite work out unless i missed something (totally possible, i could have misunderstood the timeline). I thought they said that the power broker was active and funding work on the serum for a while before the snap, and it had only been 2 years between cacw and infinity war, so for me that seemed a bit off. it's funny because like it was obvious that they were setting it up, but then so many other things made it make zero sense so ultimately it wasn't a surprise and it also seemed off? they absolutely could have set it up far better just plot wise such that it made sense

final thoughts - I'm still gonna try and enjoy everything I can about what direction theyre taking her, even if it wasn't necessarily the way I wanted it. Sharon is still incredibly fun to watch and I want to see her come back, so I'm pleased that they've at least set up that she will likely make more appearances in shows/movies to come

#like if you enjoy villain sharon thats great! #there was just a few comments i've seen that like were uhh a bit rude and dismissive about hesitancy around her arc #so i made my own post #tfatws #tfatws spoilers #caatws #sharon carter #also just knowing about the power broker in the comics and like that mid cred scene with sharon... #like. hmmm not a fan of that