★— creepypasta headcanons bcs I'm bored :3
made this with my bsf (he has no idea what creepypasta is)
TW!!! : mentions of alcohol, abuse, mentions of murder (ofc), smoking, organ eating (basically cannibalism), TELL ME IF I MISSED MORE !!
Jeff The Killer :
a bit abusive and possessive
ANGER ISSUES ANGER ISSUES ANGER ISSUES ANGER ISSUES ANGER ISSUES ANGERISSUES
his room is an absolute mess, a yellow stained matress, monster cans in the corner of his room n everything
absolutely REFUSES to buy a new knife, he thinks he doesn't need a new one
probably smells like gas
instead of him blinking (he can't because bro has no eyelids) he rolls is eyes back :3
Ben Drowned :
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STINKS due to how he stays in his room all day
his computer is both fast and slow at the same time
only gets out of his room to eat (rarely eats since he's a ghost)
picks fights with jeff
had a invader zim phase
Ticci toby :
has a hard time sitting down lmao, he tried to sit properly but failed
his fingers are covered in bandages due to how he keeps biting his nails (i mean he can't feel pain so 🤷)
this man REEKS of marijuana and pine wood, no questions asked
he lets his anger out on killing people, which happens often
sharpens his hatchets once in a while :3
Eyeless Jack :
definitely smells like men's cologne or organs
he works out sometimes on weekends, I don't see how he doesn't
is a great cook but doesn't cook often, he prefers eating organs
his teeth are sharp, perfect for chewing organs :3
still good with first aid, patches up toby when his fingers bleed
note : i ran out of ideas lmao, anwyays first post !! ALL OF THESE ARE OOC(?) but happy advanced new year!! :33
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I saw someone say they wanted to boop switch Wally's nose on tiktok, so I made this!!
I love drawing him 🤲
also, I gave the y/n character some details because drawing grey naked bald ppl is boring, haha!
Author of the switch au: @wally-darling-hyperfixation !!!
Oh, and... uh...
I'm not going to explain this, I guess........
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Drawing that I made after the cousin reveal 😜
Full version :
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do you sometimes look at Matt with his glasses on and feel like these are his eyes like they are big red oval thingies like big ass red eyes like--
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people when someone from California doesn’t talk like Yah deuhde and flash a 🤙 at them
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This is what they look like in my head
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Silly Thoughts #2: The Consequences of Farmer's Heroic Deeds
I sometimes wonder after completing a few quests in Stardew Valley and global mods: will the young Farmer get away with everything? In the vanilla game, we literally steal magic ink from Rasmodius's ex-wife, a powerful Witch!... And she won't do anything about it. She didn't even send a curse on our farm or something. Absolutely nothing. Well, she sometimes flies and curses the eggs, but the Farmer is only happy about the unusual void chicken.
We are catching dozens of Torpedo Trout, a magical fish created by the wizards of the Gotoro Empire who released this fish for the purpose of destroying ships in the Republic ocean... Nothing happens.
We destroy Apophis, a huge corrupt monster, which, as we learn in the event, turns out to be artificially created by someone to terrorize the Crimson Baldlans... Nothing happens.
We are freeing the Spirit Realm from the influence of Gabriella, the main villain in Ridgeside Village, the culprit in the curse of almost the entire Ridge Fall and the death of our Grandma... And yet, nothing happens.
Hypothetically, would a headcanon be interesting, where all these witches and evil spirits unite together in an alliance to take revenge on the young Farmer for all the inconvenience caused? And how will the magicians and adventurers, friends of the Farmer, react to the fact that their young friend is in danger from almost the most dangerous people in the whole world?
Oh, I have so many ideas in my head! Kidnapping, crack, chase, drama, torture, comedy, awkwardness, transformation, spirits, magic, interrogation, arguments, enemies to friends, friends to lovers.
There are so many possibilities that I don't know where to start!
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I made silly low effort draw-overs for welcome home bc its goofy and I'm obsessed still
I'll probably make more tbh
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HAIII
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The urges to ramble about my silly stupid goofy ass lore for my silly worlds that I create in my brain damaged head but it's too cringe so I just shake violently and hold back the growing ever closer word vomit that will ensue if anyone shows any sort of interest in it
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POV listening to the most appauling song known to mankind and pretending to be in a conversation at the same time
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AUGHH I DRAW DERPFACE YIPPIE
(*Eats burger*)
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I have a Lovely Idea for a Disco Elysium fanfic that I have no energy to write and I am going to tell you here.
So Kim is a competent seamster, right? And Harry loves clothes and shoes and really fashion in general.
So I have this idea that Kim is a tailor and Harry is either a private detective or a professor of art or Something Creative that nevertheless absolutely wrecks a lot of his clothes.
So he starts going to this tailor who has a shop in a refurbished warehouse in the GRIH, and the tailor is Kim, and Kim is Very Impressed with the fact that Harry keeps destroying so many of his garments. "What IS THIS STAIN?" "Did you trample the hems of these poor bell-bottoms with stiletto heels?" (Harry stammers a nervous "Yes?" Kim fails a Legendary Composure check and spends the rest of the day distracted thinking about how if Harry wore taller heels, his chest would be nearly at Kim's eye level. He keeps dropping things and narrowly avoiding getting caught staring) (Harry does work with ceramics in addition to hitting the gym. Succulent chest, buff arms)
Also they fall in love and Harry watches Kim work and is FASCINATED because holy shit that man can work a machine. Kim has to disassemble one of his sewing machines once and Harry is just 😮😮😮 the whole time
and Kim offhandedly mentions that he also does a lot of biker jacket repair and BTW also loves TipTop Tournee and ALSO loves working on his car which is of course a Coupris Kineema except since he's not a cop it's Bright Fucking Orange with Spinner Rims, and By The Way Mr. du Bois, did you know the best thing to complement the interior of a powerful car is a handsome man with his shirt most of the way unbuttoned?
Kim drives too fast and they make out sloppy in the Kineema in a park with overgrown flowering trees.
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