tma au where Gertrude hires Martin as an assistant cause he seems innocent and like he wont get the bigger picture but he DOES so they become a ruthless dream team (au features Web!Martin and different jmart dynamics, Martin continues to be an assistant after Gertrude's death)
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you know i was able to hold myself down quite calmly until you reminded me the website is updating, and now i'm struggling with myself
it feels like i put myself in a straight jacket of sorts. BWAH
(i say thing jokingly, BUT I AM THERE WITH YOU I FEEL PHYSICALLY ILL FROM THE EXCITEMENT IM JUST. AUGH) god save us all for when it drops
im so normal.... im so sane.... auahhhhhahh
we're going to collectively lose our absolute marbles ouagh. actual image of us all rn:
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how would one become lucky enough to make content with u ?
i only do collabs as a ploy to get an obese gf
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Hc that when the media dropped the 'highschool' from Shinichi's detective title once he graduated, they latched onto a new one: The Kid Saviour
i know this sounds lame af but hear me out i'm going for the opposite of 'kid killer' and i think this is the funniest dumbest thing LOL
Apparently, Shinichi saving a kidnapped child―in his actual age body!―that one time plus paparazzis taking pictures of him being trailed by the detective boys everywhere is proof enough that he adores kids (he denies it he does tho but admits that he's begrudgingly fond) and will put his life on the line to save them (he will but that's true for all living things so.)
He becomes some sort of Protector of the Children™ in the eyes of the general public to the point where parents would teach their children, "Don't talk to strangers but if you're ever in trouble and you see this man, you go up to him and ask for help."
Of course, the parents' definition of trouble is far more nefarious than their children's innocent interpretation so while some kids will walk up to Shinichi and ask for help because they're lost or hurt, others will ask help on more pressing matters like:
"Onii-san, what do I do? I broke my mom's favorite cup. 😥"
or "Kudou-san, can you please teach me fractions? 😣"
or "Shin-niichan, I can't open my water bottle. Can you open it for me? 😔"
(the last kid just copied how their parents calls shinichi, okay! they're a fan of shin-chan, okay!!)
That's how Shinichi ends up doing odd jobs for random children (because he cannot say no to the little gremlins and he became used to it during his Conan Days™ anyways so.)
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I do gotta say tho, even tho I’m mad at aziraphale because he’s being a terrible boyfriend like what you said about the “I forgive you like” because WHAT. But also I really like the way the show really demonstrates the underlying cruelty of heaven and it’s angels. Really shows the hypocrisy of a group of beings who are supposed to do good, especially aziraphale who really buys into the heaven propaganda, who hurts people, particularly the person who means the most to him. Because like you said he fully just takes advantage of that devotion Crowley has for him. Insane, this shwo makes me INSANE
I missed this anon and yeah! The angels were one of my favourite parts of the season, and I think the strongest element aside from Neil Gaiman deciding he's just a simple man who wants to put his otp in situations. They are deeply awful and I kind of love them. They are the exact kind of moralizing hypocrites who are callous and cruel precisely because they think being on team good means everything they do is justified and it's actually impossible for them to be in the wrong (they're angels! is it even possible for them to do the wrong thing?).
but!! To me, they also seem like they're basically kids? Obviously they're not literally children, but there is this very consistent reoccurring joke about how childish/sheltered/immature they are. Muriel is the most obvious example, but the archangels come off like bratty twelve year olds to her sweet little kid.
Gabriel is basically teenager in love flipping off his family as he runs away with his backstreet guy. Uriel is constantly picking at Michael, Michael is playing at being in charge like it's a game, and it's ridiculously easy for both Aziraphale and Crowely to trick them obvious half assed lies. They're not allowed to ask questions! The Metatron treats them like badly behaved kids out past their curfew. At any point an old man with a beard may pop up to scold them and send them home, and they're all scared of doing something wrong by his standards and getting in trouble with this guy who is pointedly not God but who lines up exactly with the pop-culture idea of god the father, and who offers Aziraphale, among other things, a respite from the hard work of figuring out what the right thing to do is for himself. It's fine! You don't have to question the belief system you were born into or make a painful break with everything you've ever known! Aziraphale has had six thousand years on earth to grow up, but the other angels have been sitting in a sterile white box playing "i'm not touching you" games with each other and filing paperwork.
And I think that's extra interesting because this season also really emphasizes:
Heaven has Institutional Problems
Aziraphale isn't the only angel who's unhappy in heaven. Gabriel and Muriel were both completely miserable. They just didn't understand that they were unhappy because they'd never experienced anything else.
Angels who aren't Aziraphale can change and grow! There's very explicitly Gabriel being changed by love and Muriel growing up a bit on earth, and from a more fan-theory angle there's also Jimbriel, who I think is probably basically Gabriel minus the war and six thousand years of playing referee for Michael and Uriel while unleashing an assortment of plague and calamities on earth because that's God's will! Buck up champ.
We also get Gabriel and Beezelebub talking about how their underlings basically live for Armageddon, "if you can call that living." This is so bleak. They've all been on a six thousand year time out just dreaming of the day they get to beat the shit out of each other until they feel better, but it won't work because eternity is just more of the box.
Anyway I think it's going in a distinctly eden adjacent direction. Aziraphale is going to tempt those angels with knowledge and the capacity for change. I have veered so far from your ask anon i'm sorry you're right heaven really went all out on sucking this season & while Crowley and Aziraphale are both fucking it up Crowley refrains from being spectacularly cruel to Aziraphale about it and Aziraphale should learn to return the favour. I forgive you!! I forGIVE you. I forgive YOU. "you can be an angel again" is actually a worse thing to say than "you're a demon. i don't even like you." when he finally picks crowley over heaven i'm going to lose my mind.
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