#i like to pretend i'm funny

[megabuild]

#mine #grian #etho #secret life #sl #i like to pretend i'm funny

[wisdomofwinter]

Please laugh at my silly little joke

#wwdits #good omens #scouting for girls #I like to pretend I'm funny

[crowfrombackdoor]

One of the villains of The Star Seekers being a cat will surely lead into a cat-astrophe! I don't think that's a kitty incidence...

#the star seekers #tomorrow x together #i like to pretend i'm funny

[readingatdawn7]

I want to propose to a future partner with this as a poster.

[ID]

An image of a full honeydew melon with a slice in front of it on a white background, with "Honeydew you wanna get married?" in blue text overtop of it.

[End ID]

#your family wants a wedding but it's a shame we cantaloupe #not fandom related #shouting into the void #bad puns #marriage #marriage proposal #transcription #I know this is stupid but it's been in my head for MONTHS #i like to pretend i'm funny

[marsdemio]

aromantic except this is about my attraction to aroma candles and diffusers

#aromantic #i like to pretend i'm funny

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 3 - Random Screenshot Edition

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

#hsr spoilers #hsr #honkai star rail #hsr textpost #hsr incorrect quotes #honkai star rail memes #hsr memes #honkai star rail meme #hsr meme #stelle #hsr trailblazer #boothill #jingliu #bailu #dan heng #blade #kafka #jing yuan #yanqing #dr ratio #aventurine #sunday #ough so many character tags. what a mess of a post. as always i sure do hope none of these have been done before! #anyways i've once again spent too long on these and can't tell if they're actually funny anymore but oh well i'm still postin' em #i've once again struggled and done my best to make good ID's in the alt text but i still don't know if they're done right aaaaa #also realized while doing so that i forgot to put Jingliu's face over the tumblr post's icon but i'm not fixing it now! just pretend i did #i don't believe i'll make any more like these bc it's harder than you'd think to find the exact images/screenshots to fit with the posts #but these were most of the ones that i felt needed the extra context anyways. now i'll return to my usual lower-effort edits #oh god also ignore how the sandpit one is flipped. i had to do that to get them on the right sides to match the messages 😭

[doctor-disc0]

"Oh, you're trans? Are you mtf, ftm, mtnb, or ftnb?" Actually, I'm ftmtnbtftnbtmtnbtmtftxtnbtmtqtmftnbtmtfnbtmtxtmtmnbtmtnbtmtxtqtnbtmtfmnbtm-

In other words, I'm genderfluid

#this isn't even going into the fact that until I was born my parents literally thought I was a boy #I can't remember why they thought that though #I like to pretend it's because my gender in the womb was boy though #and after postponing my birth (i was 2 weeks late) i finally was like well I'm a girl. I guess I should get born now #and so I was born #anyway #genderfluid #genderfluid memes #genderfluid meme #funny #genderqueer #btw the x and q are there on purpose #they stand for xenogender and genderqueer #the mf is for when I'm bigender #the mnb and fnb are for demiboy and demigirl #the fmnb is for when I'm simultaneously a woman and man and nonbinary #genderqueer memes #lgbtq memes #queer memes #trans memes #transgender memes #nonbinary memes

[you-idiots]

unsocialized gods

#roxy lalonde #jane crocker #dirk strider #jake english #homestuck #fanart #okay sorry sorry i'm posting my backlog of garbage from twidder please forgive me i just think this is funny #i like the alpha kids so much they are sooooo messed up less than three less than three #i was trying to keep up the bit in this liveblog where i pretended to not know characters until they were introduced but i got too excited #humor me in the liveblog posts okay. i will commit to the bit

[iotnonii]

happy squilf to keep me sane after failing my physics final

#oh man #i get to tag her #as #Squirrelstar #fuck yeah #squirrelflight #wouldn't it be funny if like 5 years from now the Erin's leaked a version where squilf died on the way to the moonpool #my art #digital art #warrior cats #thunderclan #i'm tagging this as #squirrelpaw #too because she looks timeless #if you headcannon this as squilf in the current day just pretend that her scarrred side is facing away from us

[synvelesow]

#so sorry #sometimes i like to pretend i'm funny #shitpost #fear and hunger #fear and hunger termina #fear & hunger #daan #fear and hunger daan #pocketcat #fear and hunger pocketcat #synvelesow art #daan auto milker saga

[coffeenonsense]

top tier leverage dynamic is nate trying to teach the rest of the crew morals even though his own moral compass is a jeopardy wheel so even though he constantly lectures them on bad behavior it comes with a huge moral caveat of "but remember anything is okay so long as it fucks with rich people"

#nate ford #leverage #i'm rewatching this show and it's so funny seeing like s1 nate trying to pretend he has more moral character than the rest of the crew #mr. 'i manipulated my dad's killer of a cliff' get real lmao #sophie devereaux #parker #alec hardison #eliot spencer #this is valid to be clear #he is not wrong

[utilitycaster]

You know what's interesting to me? For all people keep claiming at every juncture that perhaps Bells Hells will come around on the gods and see the harm they do (which, as discussed extensively, is, half the time, simply not intervening) not only have they never done so, but also they never quite cross the line into saying the party should join the Ruby Vanguard or aid them - and indeed, they defend against it - so what does this achieve? It feels like they're asking for a story in which the party stands idly by, which isn't much of a story nor, if I may connect this briefly to the real world, a political stance anyone should be proud of.

That's honestly the frustration with the gods and the "what if the Vanguard has a point" conversations in-game. What do we do then? Do we allow the organization that will murder anyone for pretty much any reason that loosely ties into their goals run rampant? The group that (perhaps unwittingly, but then again, Otohan's blades had that poison) disrupted magic world-wide, and caused people who had the misfortune to live at nexus points to be teleported (most, as commoners, without means of return). While also fomenting worldwide unrest?

Those were the arguments before the trip to Ruidus; with the reveal of the Vanguard's goals to invade Exandria, the situation becomes even more dire. Do you let the Imperium take over the planet?

And do the arguments against the gods even hold up? If Ludinus is so angry at them for the Calamity, what does it say that he destroyed Western Wildemount's first post-Calamity society for entirely selfish means? (What does it say about the validity of vengeance as a motivator?) What does it say that Laudna told Imogen she could always just live in a cottage quietly without issue before the solstice even happened? (Would this still be true if the Imperium controls the world?) What does it say that when faced with a furious, grieving party and the daughter she keeps telling herself was her reason for all of this, Liliana can't provide an answer to the question of what the gods have done other than that their followers will retaliate...for, you know, the Vanguard's endless list of murders. (That is how the Vanguard and Imperium tend to think, huh? "How dare your face get in the way of my boot; how dare you hit me back when I strike you.") She can't even provide a positive answer - why is Predathos better - other than "I feel it", even though Imogen and Fearne know firsthand that Predathos can provide artificial feelings of elation. Given all the harm Ludinus has done in pursuit, why isn't the conclusion "the gods should have crashed Aeor in such a way that the tech was unrecoverable?"

Even as early as the first real discussion on what the party should do, the fandom always stopped short of saying "no, Imogen's right, they should join up with the people who killed half the party," it was always "no, she didn't really mean it, she just was trying to connect with her mother." Well, she's connected with her mother, and at this point the party doesn't even care about the gods particularly (their only divinely-connected party member having died to prevent the Vanguard from killing all of them). So they will stop the Vanguard; as Ashton says, the means are unforgiveable. As Laudna says, it's not safe to bet on Predathos's apathy. As Imogen says, she's done running; the voice that she used to think of as a lifeline belongs to someone she doesn't trust. So I guess my question is: if they're stopping the people who are trying to kill the gods (and defense of the gods isn't remotely their personal motivation)...do you think the next phase of the campaign is Bells Hells personally killing the gods? Reconstructing the Aeor tech and hoping none of their allies notice? How does this end? Does your ideology ever get enacted? Or is this entirely moot and pointless and the story ends with Bells Hells saying "well, I'm really glad we stopped the people who [insert list of Vanguard atrocities from above]; none of us follow the gods or plan to, but honestly, the status quo we return to is preferable to whatever nightmare Ludinus had concocted in his violent quest for power and revenge"?

#i've got a lot to do today so I think I'm done posting but #cr spoilers #i called that this particular cohort of fans had empathy only for those like them and were terrified of player agency like. 18 mos ago #and i have never been proven wrong. zero analysis just a constant demand that everyone coddle their feelings and confirm their biases #literally will straight up fabricate lore and cry you're disrespecting a pretend person for not including it in your considerations #absolutely SHIT understanding of actual lore. utter incapacity to follow a logical throughline to its conclusion #it's like. wow. wonder why you're so focused on hypocrisy and you overreact to the word selfish #the reason they hate or fear orym (they say they don't...but that just means they want him to go to a reeducation camp instead of die) #is bc i think they are truly terrified of the idea that people can not just hold opinions that are against theirs but stand fast by them #easier to stan the villain because then they die and you can feel wronged and betrayed and wallow in a sense of continual victimhood #than to like a character who might last long enough to call you the idiot and asshole that you are #but it's also funny bc literally if orym weren't there in the latest convo the conclusion is the same. #ashton's had the same opinion of the vanguard the whole time (and it's not positive) but that's not under scrutiny #probably bc it doesn't allow people to be ghoulish in the most cringeworthy way possible

[legovasavouchi]

chillin

#jujutsu kaisen #fushiguro megumi #itadori yuji #kugisaki nobara #jjk #fanart #there thems all the tags #anyways. it's really good #i've only watched the anime so nobody come round with manga spoilers pls thnx #just gonna pretend everything is always good and chipper for this trio #okay? okay #tried to go into the tag but it was like 90% reader insert smut fic which is really funny but not what i was there for #just wanted to see fun fanart or jolks or something. also not all the fics were under a read more #if i'm on the app it takes a min to scroll #so many things fluttering & twitching. #anyways how yall doin #i'm tryna quit my job

[lifewillalwaysbe-lavieenrose]

Have you heard that Hozier song ??

#sometimes i like to pretend I'm funny #hozier #take me to church #in case you didn't get it

[minzart]

Btw I loved krypto the superdog animation and the hyenas with bathound where, unsurprisingly, my favorites

#batman #dc #ace the bathound #bud and lou #dc joker #super pets #the concept of the animal companions having a paralel adventure to their humans is something i really loved when a kid. barbie movies like #bruce 🤝 joker (having to walk the pets late evening bc it's easy to recognize them at broad daylight) #me battling inside to decide if bud & lou are albino like my beloved 2004 version or just 'standart' hyena colors #i would find funny if right after this joker and bruce make a silent pact to pretend they didn't recognise each other driving the hyenas an #dog insane to the tension of. wanting to bite each others to try and be civil to not 'blow cover' #btw THERE IS A SUPERPETS MOVIE AND FUCKING LEX LUTHOR EQUIVALET IS A TEST GUINEA PIG THAT WAS DELUSIONAL WITH HER AND HIS RELATION #HELLO I'M GONNA HUNT IT DOWN IT LOOKS SO STYLIZED TOO #DC comics

[foxgirlmoth]

So F1nnster just came out as genderfluid but still I super fucking hate him. Making trap content and constantly making money off of a performance of being a fake girl, getting a name change and gender marker change and posting about going through that all while basically shoving it in the faces of trans women who have struggled over years and years. You've been a performance and you've gained wealth essentially making fun of us and enforcing horrible stereotypes, and saying "Yeah I just don't care about gender" Does Not Make Me Fucking Forgive Any Of That. What fucking hatred you've tossed onto your channel towards trans women will not go away easily, and Fuck You.

#I haven't looked at his channel for ages and ages and I think the video where he LITERALLY GOES OUT AND TRICKS PEOPLE TO TRY AND BE FUNNY #Is down because I know a ton of trans women saw that and went 'Hey this FUCKING SUCKS' #But there's still so many videos up just of like. 'I pretend to be a girl doing x' #and having big text saying 'GUY' and pointing at him #Just like. #Fuck you so hard #I fucking hate f1nnster #Also the quick video of him coming out I was sent and what made me aware of this all #I didn't see anything about him changing pronouns and I do hope I'm not getting them wrong #I'm just fucking angry #t slur #transmisogyny #I even saw fucking video from ages ago with the title 'getting surgery' and I fucking KNOW he made that to make people think #'lookit I got bottom surgery haha :)' #Beating him with fucking hammers