#i mean go off king

[mr-eatyourheart]

Inside joke between my friends that Scorpion fears/despises Johnny after *that* intro about his "skills"

Or, just Kuai Liang being protective over Tomas <3

#mortal kombat #kuai liang #smoke #mk1 #johnny cage #scorpion #i do love the brothers a lot #why tf did Johnny moan like that tho #i mean go off king #if he has anything it's taste and a fat ass #this stupid doodle took me a ridiculous amount of time #brotherly love

[yunisverse]

reading A Study in Scarlet the first time like

Arthur Conan Doyle: hehe thank you for picking up my silly little book about a silly little man going on silly little adventures haha! hope he can solve all the silly little mysteries hehehe! come on in get comfy-- *locks door* MORMONISM IS A CULT

#i mean go off king #1k

[thereadersmuse]

Colin: "I have been to 17 cities."

Me:

#bridgerton #i mean go off king #colin bridgerton

[quasarifxxy]

so i read sasamiya

#sasaki to miyano #sasamiya #kagiura probably cursed 1-3 times max in two years and it always has something to do with basketball #and it always throws someone for a loop #makimura 'i can be ur angle or yuor devil' nao #hanzawa be chill until he gets home and then BAM unfiltered #hirano swears on a daily basis the guy has no chill #sasaki doesnt give a shit about nearly everything #miyano belongs on the second tier the more i think about it actually #brat cursed in the manga how could i forget #i mean go off king #(hed probably do it again) #edit (2): nevermind kagiura said 'crap' once. none of these characters r free #i bet he says it in a casual kagiura-ish tone lmao

[hmmwellok]

kim kitsuragi is so funny like i played the game sober and only smoked two (2) cigarettes (one was behind his back) and in the end he's like "omg harry smokes sooo much it was unbearable i watched him eat like a pack a day it was insane no one can compare to the Smoking Legend™ Harry Du Bois" like ok

#i mean go off king #u smoked more than me but you're so valid i can't not forgive you #especially when these are the people that determine whether or not i have a job at the end of the game #but no honey you're so right #have i mentioned i love kim kitsuragi sm #i'm assuming he was being playful poking jabs and that's just funnier #imagining harry just standing there like 'kim what are u doing'' #but he still loves me for being sober i got a good grade in kim kitsuragi and that's all i could ever hoped for #disco elysium #then he's like 'he wants to take down the ruling class which is weird for a cop' LIKE??? ik u do too don't lie

[artyapplebee]

Ok but why is St Peter so slutty there

#from my art history class #what is this #i mean go off king #religion #so funny #art

[flowersfortheghost]

dude i remember when my parents and sister saw ballads of songbirds and snakes and my dad made like the most insane theory about lucy gray. i cant exactly remember what this man was yapping about, but it was insane

#he has like 3 theories about what happened to lucy gray and he is so confident we will get another book and movie #and the book/movie would be about what actually happened to lucy gray in her pov #i mean go off king #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #erin talks abt random stuff #the hunger games

[im-a-freaking-joy]

CALLING ALL EXMORMONS/PIMOS

i have a proposition- lets all write the nastiest, most unhinged, atrocious mormon themed smut that we possibly can. It was honestly weirdly healing for me to read wild ass smut on ao3 that was themed around the religion and not the musical, and i want it to become such a popular trend for exmos and pimos to start doing that they have to start vagueing about it in general conference. It doesnt have to be good. It just needs to *be.*

Once im done writing my Ammon×Lamoni smut fic I'm absolutely reblogging this post with the link added, please join me in this unhinged rebellion

#look those two always had something homoerotic going on alright #even before i knew what homoeroticism was #just like. the inherent dom sub dynamics of willingly and happily listening to everything the king says? #asking for more duties just so you can spend time around him? #fighting an entire rampaging group of men intent on harming your b̶o̶y̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ I mean king's sheep? #cutting off said enemies arms to show him how devoted you are? #and on lamoni's side-- #giving up your kingdom for your “best friend” so he can be safe?? #protecting him from anyone who disagrees with you and thinks he shouldnt be here? #the tldr of this i guess is that if joe smith wrote smut instead of the book of mormon and making it into a cult i would have less trauma #exmo #exmormon #ex lds #ex mormon #pimo #calling all exmos

[aliencatart]

so the story goes....

seriously such an amazing series and i'm going to be missing these kings very dearly

#super sentai #ohsama sentai kingohger #kingohger #yanma gast #himeno ran #jeremy brasieri #gira hastie #rita kanisuka #kaguragi dybowski #my art #i'm a whole week late and boon is out tomorrow but i still got the kings on my brain #what do you mean i'm not going to be seeing rita on weekly basis anymore?? :( #from start to finish this show was an absolute masterpiece #i know a lot of people were put off by the green screen and cgi world i know i was too #but i encourage anyone to give this series a shot for the great cast and engaging story #thank you kingoh for being with me this year and i'll look forward to seeing y'all again in the future <33

[meamiiikiii]

[reverse entry au]

oh to ask a question and immediately get hit with email puns instead ASFASDA

#in stars and time #isat #isat mirabelle #isat isabeau #isat siffrin #fun fact there was originally going to be an additional ending panel #with mirabelle emailing back the king #and politely telling him off for spamming her inbox with the exact same inquiry 33 times in the span of 5 or so minutes #that they have told him in the past that they do not handle #but like i never thought of a proper email #and the placeholder text i used in the thumb of that panel was #and i quote #hello! politely #**** off. cheers! mirabelle #it felt really mean tho so that got scrapped SAFASDA #that and that required me to possibly hand letter the email which i did not feel like doing ASFADSASDA #anyway yea tag talk over AFASDA

[yeet-noir]

Every time Adrien comforts Marinette about her feelings towards him he starts reciting wedding vows to her.

#miraculous ladybug #ml #ml derision #ml derision spoilers #adrienette #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #ml leak free #miraculeakless #mine #anybody else notice that? i mean go off king

[hualianschild]

oh he's so hawt for this

#like hell yeah baby that's the spirit #GO OFF MY KING !! #also hc in the bg : gege is amazing as always *whipped sigh* #I CAN HEAR YOU HUA HUA YOU'RE LOUD #and yeah as always my man chooses to avoid violence doens't mean he won't retort to it #tami rereads tgcf #heaven official's blessing #tgcf #mxtx #tian guan ci fu #tgcf novel #heaven officials blessing #hob #xie lian #hua cheng #san lang

[katasstrophy]

the most unrealistic thing about blue lock isn’t the secret ultra high tech facility or that they ripped away 300 kids from finishing their high school education or that earphones that can translate different languages accurately and in real time exist and no one is losing their minds over it (hello?????) it’s none of that because hands down the most unrealistic thing about blue lock is that arjyu jyubei has the most luscious, longest hair known to mankind and yet he never fucking ties it up when he plays??? like my man do you even SEE what’s going on PROBABLY NOT insane i’m going mad over this someone give this man a hair tie immediately how does he function with all that rapunzelean hair in his face at all times impossible.

#i mean maybe arjyu’s seen enough and that’s. so fair go off king #BUT LIKE—- REO AND GAGAMURA TIE THEIR HAIR UP AND ITS NOWHERE NEAR AS LONG AS ARYU’S #where is the representation #i mean if he’s actually that good while seeing absolutely nothing at all times i’ve been sleeping on his skills #—bllk! #aryu jyubei #blue lock #bllk

[cloudysarts]

"What?! Fuck you, Stolas! You spring this 'feelings' bullshit on me-- are you fucking kidding?! Can I get a fucking minute to think after everything you put me through, you pompous, rich asshole?!"

~i don't support vivziepop or her shows + this art/redesign is from my rewrite~

(unblurred ver under the cut)

#Helluva Boss #helluva boss critical #hb critical #spindlehorse critical #helluva boss redesigns #helluva boss rewrites #hb redesigns #hb rewrites #yarnsnake #blitzo buckzo #blitzø #blitz #stolas #stolas goetia #stolitz #anti stolitz #helluva boss spoilers #the full moon #this episode......was SOOOO BADDDD LMAOOOOSDFHJKSDFJHKSDFHJK #the cherubs??? the agents??? PLEASE #it was like laughably terrible. ive seen hardcore stolitz lovers be dissapointed as fuck #i mean i was excited for this episode bc ive been praying on stolitz' downfall for a long time but oh. my god. #i didnt expect LESS THAN 5 MINS OF SCREENTIME???? HELLO????? #i will say. VERY satisfying to see blitzo tear stolas apart with his teeth for 2 minutes. like yes bitch fuck him up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i wish he wouldve done it more. fuck you stolas indeed #if i see one more person saying 'it was both of their faults :(' or 'blitz is so mean >:(((' im going to snap. you are all so fucking stupi #anyway. i just had to get this off my chest. TEAM BLITZ SWEEP #THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU KING

[skitskatdacat63]

Prince Jenson of Somerset

+ process & lore

Yayyyyy omg finally have drawn portraits of the four main characters!!!! I'll show the process of Jenson's first and then them all four together. Though it's a shame the Seb/Fernando ones are older, I think it's hopefully obvious how much I've improved since November?

Look at him in all his handsome, princely glory 🥹 It's funny, I'm always happy with the second sketch and initial lineart, and then I start coloring it and I absolutely hate it, and it takes a significant amount of time into the painting for me to like it again. And then I reach a certain point and I'm in love with it again. Ugh though I gotta say, I love drawing the curls, it's just so 18th century, but at the same point, man I always will love my original lineart for the hair the best ah. Also yes I absolutely had to give him a big ass hat with feathers, he really is that kinda guy to me. I originally drew a bicorne and then realized that those don't really exist until basically almost a century later oops, so tricorne it is!!

Okay now omg look at them all together 🥹

Haha wow I have improved a lot! Just like the Seb/Fernando ones, Mark and Jense's were meant to be put together. I think there's a lot of inherent characterization in their poses that highlight the difference between them. Mark is looking up, very wistful, looking up to greater people, greater things. Jenson's head is tilted down, almost looking at the viewer, he is very satisfied with his role and revels in it, he's here to slay!

Okay, yes, lore, characterization, sorry that it is so far down on the post!!

Jense would probably be the fan favorite if this AU was an actual book or show or something. He's the guy you randomly find while browsing Wikipedia and you're like, woah this guy is so cool??? Unlike Sebmarknando, he doesn't really have the same level of angst, he's kinda just chilling. He's a bit harder to write a lore post about, because he's basically that character who is always magically around the corner, ready to witness some crazy thing and just breeze past it.

He is less linked to Seb than people like Mark and Fernando, because he's basically just his personal minister of transportation(read: horse fucker), so he avoids a lot of the relationship complications and drama, but that isn't to say he's completely uninvolved. He really likes Seb, and loves to hang around with him and serve him, but he's not as beholden to him. He's who everyone goes to air their grievances or to get away from the others, and he's very happy with this role. He's generally willing to play any side in an argument, but does tend to have a pretty big soft spot for Seb overall(Seb also gives him cuteness aggression, and he wants to bite him. Especially when Seb puffs himself up and acts super bratty when he gets offended at not being seen as a proper ruler.)

He's royalty from other kingdom, but pledged his loyalty to Seb's kingdom when he was quite young and has served him(his father first) ever since. He started off somewhat low in the military, rose to a pretty high rank, was a renowed war hero, and then ended up retiring pretty early to tend to Seb's horses. That's an oversimplification, but yeah. He liked the military life, was very good at it, but decided he had done enough, and wanted to be involved in more direct service, albeit more laid back. As I mentioned in Mark's post, Mark *really* doesn't understand his choice to do this, because if Mark had been in Jense's position, he can't ever imagine being able to let all that go and living the quiet life.

He is the palace whore, everyone has been with him honestly. It'll be like, some man walks into his bedroom, only to see Jenson in bed with his wife, but instead of being angry, he's like "wow you couldn't even wait for me??" He's just very carefree, and happy to just slut around and tend to Seb's horses.

I think he definitely still advises Seb, and would go to battle if truly need be, but generally seems to be living in a different world than the weird psychosexual homoerotic political drama that the others seem to be living in. But as I said, it's not like he doesn't contribute to it! He loves to goad Fernando, and constantly plays devil's advocate in "debates" between Fernando and Seb. He's also obviously the one that keep "accidentally" locking them in rooms and forgetting where the key is.

Sorry if this isn't very explanatory, I hope it gives a general idea to the type of character he is???? As always, let me know if you have any questions! I kinda struggled on what to write here because I'm finishing this at almost 8 am 😭 so I'm not sure if it's great or not. But basically you need to know: horse fucker who is generally breezy and carefree but also can be a bit of a menace to society every once in a while.

#YAYAAAAAAA PRETTY HAPPY WITH THIS ONE!!!! #lmfao tho not 100% sure about the lore notes because i wrote this at like 8 am #hope its understandable 😭 and that you love jense as much I do #hes probably the funniest character in the AU #and like if it wasn't centered on seb/nando he would be the favorite #hes just often there as my kinda reaction character #tho both he and Mark are reaction characters but on opposite sides of the scale and they play off each other #jenson walks into a room where sebnando are psychosexually glaring at each other from across the room #and hes like hmmm how can i make this worse #and mark is the type to walk into the room. see whats going on. and briskly walk away #so jense absolutely loves to tease him w this kinda thing and just make any situation 100x worse(aka funnier) #well funnier for him probably not the other people involved #but its okay bcs they love him. hes jense!!! who wouldn't love him!! hes our favorite guy!! our jense!!! #I just love to imagine he gets all the sides of the gossip and is like hmm yes yes interesting #but doesnt use it for scheming or evil but rather just to tease and be annoying and make everyone blush :) #okay well anyways wow im not really discussing the art itslef sorry!!!@ #I think he looks so handsome pretty in this 🥺 #hes pretty difficult to draw but i think it came together when i gave him freckles tbh #i hope he gives off carefree but seductive but laidback prince 🙏🙏 #f1 #formula 1 #jenson button #catie.art. #boy king au #*not sure about his title officially yet. i mean hes from somerset but yeah idk its okay

[theyonapodcast]

I love the first time Soo-Won supports Lili.

It feels like an overreaction to burst into tears over, essentially, "Go for it," but makes sense when you realize no one takes her seriously.

Her father, Tetora, and even Yona view her as someone in need of protection. They coddle her.

And then here comes Soo-Won, telling her she's capable of making a difference.

That she did make a difference. He acknowledges her strength and believes in her with ease while people closer to her struggle to accept that she's useful.

#yona of the dawn #lili #soo won #don't come at me with 'well sure he supports her. he doesn't care if she lives or dies like the others' #ARGUABLY sure in the first instance they don't know each other that well #and his only main reason to keep her alive (aside from being a human being) is that she's a general's daughter #but i do think there's a real connection in that moment #he sees a bit of himself in her #someone with big dreams of making a difference but just not being there yet #he watched king il run the country poorly for many years as he grew up #also he saves her MULTIPLE times over the course of the series #yeah he's going to step in if someone's coming at her with a sword #but maybe she has everything covered before it gets to that point #he'll let her handle things until she can't #and i think that means a lot to lili #lili: let me try and if i fail i fail #joon gi/tetora/ayura/yona: what if i took on the scary stuff for you? #soo won (pulling up a seat): yeah go for it. i know first aid. #i may be way off base or ineloquent with all this #i just think it's fascinating that soo won supports her without hesitation twice #and she bursts into tears each time #she needs to be told she's a good gi- *gunshots*