#i need to clam down

[childrenofhurinbut]

Children of Húrin but Húrin escaped at the Haudh en Nírnaeth. Idk I just always thought that would be funny and like super embarrassing for Morgoth. They’d only be half cursed now too

-@outofangband

Morgoth: being those kind of arrogant bad guy who obviously talked way too much

Húrin, who was a good runner:

Morgoth, turned around and saw no one was there: cursing harder

*The curse won't be valid if the curse receiver(I don't think this is an actual thing) can't hear it

#asks #i need to clam down #sorrrrryyy if i misunderstand the ask #but....thanks for the ask so much! #hurin #morgoth

[meownotgood]

aki belt kink is mutual mags i want to watch him take his black blazer off, accompanied with the sound of fiddling with the belt’s buckle the anticipation that comes with it is so mouth watering wnmtmgmemr i’m so flustered and when he finally gets it off he beckons you with a finger and a breathy “come here” to summon you to your knees GRAHHHHHHH

the way im tingling just from reading this

AAUUUUGGHHHHHH just think about watching aki as he unbuttons his jacket and tugs it from his shoulders, he fixes the cuffs on his shirt before reaching for his tie and tugging it until it's loose around his collar, the buckle on his belt jingles as he undoes it, his pants go slacker around his hips once he pops the button and pulls down the zipper I'm............ aki just strip tease me. I don't need anything more

#I'd be a happy little clam just watching him take his clothes off #somethin about it... I don't get it... but it's....... #you understand anon... I know you do....... #don't make me think of him saying that #pounces on him like a feral cat #and then imagine how he reaches up and takes his hair down........ ooh #one. bite aki #I need to bite him so badly #shake him around like a dog toy #gggrrrrrrrrrr #ask mags #aki <3

[james-p-sullivan]

i managed to write about 1.4 k words yesterday and i am over the moon about this

#i know ive been really whiney about it #but seriously having my creative outlet ripped from my hands was really horrific when i needed it the most #but something clicked yesterday #and i was able to bang out a nice little intro #and i actually liked it???? #like i want to go back and add some more things and expand on something I briefly touched #but holy shit you guys i got it down on paper #i cant describe to you how difficult writing is when you don’t recognize letters #and im not someone who is able to use speech to text #I TRIED #i practically go mute any time a recording device is near me #i try to speak so hard but nothing comes out #ive always been like that #i just clam up #BUT ANYWAY #GUYS I WROTE SOMETHING #PLEASE PAT ME ON THE BACK :D #fan fic talk #sulley speaks

[trailshome]

When ur human child finally falls to sleep and yall just 😴😴😴 (click keep reading for WIP art)

#clam rambles #clam art #dont reblog #or do? i dunno I won't hunt you down for it haha!! #chara: galeon hughes #chara: lesilfae #chara: hollond ovara #raising a human is hard #thank god for nap piles amiright? #galeon needs his face redrawn smh smh smh

[linos-kitten]

i just thought abt smth..

imagine mimo with a septum

A FUCKING SPETUM

IDK WHY BUT HE WOULD PULL IT OFF SO WELL OHHI'M AFSKJSLOD

#linos-kitten #i swear #or like an eyebrow piercing #idkk minho is too pretty #OR OR OR #snake bite. #HOLY SHIT WE NEED MINHO WITH A SEPTUM EYEBROW AND SNAKE BITE PIERCING #I WOULD DIE #I WOULD KMS #I WOULD JUMP OFF A FUCKING BRIDGE #okay i promise i'll clam down #but uhm.. #minho face piercings = a need #bye ! ☺️

[1o1percentmilk]

i think that i should have a government-assigned boyfriend or girlfriend of some sort to chew on when i get really agitated like this

#thinking of shaking around touichirou like a chew toy is not enough i need to pet him i need to rip up his suits with claws i need to #-do the eyebrow plucking prank on him i need to give him a massage with chili oil i need to curl up in his lap like a kitty i need #-to take him out to an ivars and not even order him a clam chowder i need to take him to an abstract art museum and make him #-say something deep about the most obscure piece i find in there i need to make him grade 30 english papers by middle schoolers #i need to send a him a cake when hes in prison but it'll have a pipe bomb in it i need to paint his nails i need to get him mpregnant ineed #i need to be put down. #and i will take the needle and i will place it in his hands very gently and look at him with big wet eyes because i need to be put down and #-he needs to be the one to do it #yap #rrrReERRRERrrrrr #suzuki tag

[autopsytableromance]

EXPLODES THE WORLD

#I went to put on goats to clam me down but only one headphone charged. #they were both in the case but the case wasn’t very charged if and instead of charging both a little it only did one? why the fuck would #that be the preferable option. who in their right fucking mind would rather have one charged one dead headphone than 2 partially charged #im so. I need to fucking calm down I’ve been so goddamn stressed out lately for literally no reason. #like I guess it’s just the everything? but it’s like feel it your bones stressed and then I get so pissed off

[bloodgutangelcake]

Im so scared that there hurt but when I think realistically they probably are fine but like they are usually up by now why arent they talking help help help

#🐇 - Bambi talks #im seriously freaking out #i need to clam down but idk how #help lord

[missingphi]

Sweet Benevolent CHRIST Amber!!!

#clam down!!!!!! i know it's a blink shark but you dont need to beat it to death with its brethren!!!! #taz ethersea #taz ethersea spoilers #amber gris

[marmett]

starting to get a lil worried that i may be put on academic probation >.> turned in an absolutely dogshit paper last night, but it was better than nothing. unfortunately, C's do NOT get degrees at this point, and a C could drop my grade under the 85% total i need to pass the class.

#i probably need to clam down bc i have a 94% rn #and i dont care abt getting all As #i just want my passing 85% #it wasnt a great paper but all my other grades have been rlly good...

[outerintervoid]

listening to fragrance rn, god bless

#i need this #had a shitty stressful day #i shouldnt get so worked up over this so instead ill try to clam myself down by fragrance #thanks gackt. one of the few banger songs in your discography #gackt #outer music #SoundCloud

[childrenofhurinbut]

Who do you ship Nellas with

Beleg,

Mablung,

Turin,

Thingol

#nellas #beleg #mablung #thingol #i need to clam down #I'm not shipping them seriously don't kill me if anyone disagree with me

[burnthybread]

please be honest is this drawing hopeless shit

#i have no art friends and need imput. should scar face guys pose be changed should noctis be closer and bigger to camera #not falin it would never be falin #i KNOW the faces look awful i cant . #but like #u know what. im actually just freaking #i need to clam down <- mamatadd vocabulary #im talking

[ratvich]

i fear must participate in recreational x again

#vent #NO I DONT MEAN DRUGS ! btws #i dont do drugs dear irls that may see this -_- #i cant wait to lose. brain cells. yay #IM SOOOO WHATS THE WORD #i dont know #but im very it right now #i need to. clam down #lol clam #tense? anxious? i still dont know the word #something needs to happen #maybe im understimulated again #i dont wanna do this lab assignment bro 😭

[gojosprettyprincess]

Jujutsu Kaisen Men + How they'd moan w/audios.

Tw - dirty talk, assplay in Suguru's, daddy kink in Nanami's, (Got a bit carried away in the geto one haha) also not proofread cause I got tired.

A/n this was requested so tysm to the person that requested it but a part of it is kinda a repost because I've already done something similar before but I hope you guys like it! Gojo, Geto, Toji, Choso, Nanami

Gojo Satoru

This is how Gojo sounds when he's close. (Ik this because he fucked me before so you can trust me on this)

He's very loud when he fucks you and he'd also whisper a lot of nasty shit to your ears while he's rutting his hips inside you, fucking you deeper into the bed while he has your legs over his shoulders, hissing and groaning at the way your tight cunt sucks him in so well, while your sinking your freshly manicured nails that he paid for into his back, decorating it with angry red marks and when he's close he'd be panting and breathing heavily on top of you, beads of sweat dripping from his forehead onto you from how much he's been fucking you.

"Fuckfuckfuck gonna fill you up so good baby, m'gonna stuff you so full of my cum, bet you'll like that yeah?".

Geto Suguru

This is how Suguru sounds while you're riding him in cowgirl position, he has a clear view of the way his cock slides into your soaked cunt every time you bounced on it, he just can't take his eyes off of it, the way your cunt would swallow his cock in and the way your ass jiggles every time you moved your hips, it was so hot. One thing that really caught his eye though was the way your asshole looked so neglected and desperate to be filled, he thought this would be the perfect opportunity to try something.

he spat on his right thumb, making sure to gets his spit all over it to use as lube before circling it around your hole, spreading his spit all around it then sinking his thumb slowly into the tight rim. He hisses as he felt how tight your ass was, clammed around his finger. He noticed how you started slowing down, and how your moans got so much louder, he lands a sharp slap on your ass. "Fuckkk sweetheart k-keep going, Fuck yeah, keep bouncing on my cock, yesss that's it, don't worry princess I'll make you feel s'good". He groans, feeling your cunt fluttering and cleaching around his cock.

He starts thumbing your ass, fucking his finger in and out of you matching your rhythm. "Holy fuck need you to cum, Be a good girl and cum f'me yeah?". He hisses, feeling you thrusting your hips faster and faster onto him, your brain gets all fuzzy and blank it was too much, both of your holes were getting stuffed and penetrated. You start feeling yourself getting closer and closer as you bounced yourself on top of him. "F-fuck sugu gonna cum, M'gonna cum!" you cried out. "Go ahead, cream on my cock baby you can do it fuckk", and that's all you needed to hear before you came undone, creaming all over his cock, rings of your nut appearing at the base of his cock, his thumb still buried in your ass to the hilt. He lets out a loud groan, looking at how your creamy cunt covered in cum. "Good fucking girl, see the mess you made on my cock baby?".

Toji Fushiguro

This is how he sounds when he's close, he doesn't really make that much noise while he's fucking you, maybe you'd earn a few groans and grunts once in a while because of your cunt but most of the time it's just dirty talk.

But when he's close, he gets so much louder and faster, he picks up his pace, hammering into you harder from behind while your face is buried into the pillow beneath you and landing harsh slaps onto the soft flesh of your ass while looking down to watch it jiggle everytime he thrust his hips against you. the sound of his cum filled balls that's waiting to be emptied inside your little cunny, slapping against your clit filling the room with each thrust along with your muffled moans. Your cunt was clamping around him like crazy because one thing about Toji, he always fucks you so good every damn time.

"Holy fucking shit, tight little cunt milking my cock so well, you gonna give me another kid baby or what?".

Choso Kamo

This is how he'd moan while you're on your knees sucking his cock and he's getting close; he'd be whimpering and moaning loudly while saying stuff like "pleasepleaseplease m'so close don't stop please" with tears prickling from his eyes while he's looking down at you. He begs you alot and he's also really sensitive so that makes him moan and whimper even more.

Nanami Kento

This is how he sounds when he's ramming his cock up into your poor messy cunny in his work office, purposely molding your tight hole into the shape of his thick girth as his large beefy hands gripping onto the back your thighs to hold your legs up into a full nelson-type positon but the difference is that he's sitting down and your back is leaning against his board chest.

His thrusts was hard and fast as he continues feeding your greedy tight cunt with his fat cock, loud pants and groans escaping his lips at the way your cunt tightens around his cock while he stretches you out. "Hah- oh fuckk such a good little slut, taking daddy's cock so well, s'good f'me baby". His deep and husky voice made you throbbing around his cock while he ruins you.

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[merevide]

i just. needed to share this poster. i needed this on my blog

#i literally see zero tags for this movie maybe not looking in the right place bc this is probably gonna be the gayest movie of 2024 #anyway i saw this poster and got mad it wasn’t anywhere on tumblr so i guess i gotta expose myself #this could be the worst movie of the year……but i really would not gaf. have u seen katy o’brian #guys i’m gonna give it to yall straight. PLEASKEOEKEKDJEK #i need to clam down. calm down #the trailer drops tomorrow. i’m seated im sorry #love lies bleeding #my text