#if i had two nickels yk

[theladyfae]

what is it about songs called bulleya making me want to go absolutely Feral but also containing bits I can't sing it's so unfair :(

#if i had two nickels yk #god but i think its so funny how different the adhm one and the sultan one are #like the adhm is rocking angsty breakup sorta vibes and for sultan its more of a sweet but sad love song #v fun to be talking about one and for someone to be all ????? cause theyre thinking about the other #yes this has almost exclusively happened with hanaa before ahahskk

[s1mpl1fe]

robin looking up at nancy

nancy looking down at robin

#stranger things #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #ronance #this is altering my brain chemistry #makes me feel a certain kind of way yk...... #if i had a nickel every time they fell into this dynamic i would have two #which is not a lot but its weird it happened twice #in one day too??? #nahhhhh they need a room

[dreamdancerdotfile]

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#redraw of the b-side cover yk #oooooo you want to listen to arc so badly ooo #I'd add lyrics but there are none #e_e_ #morf's art #stex #starlight express #espresso #pendolino #espresso the italian engine #everything everything band #if I had a nickel for every national engine that I slapped on an ee cover I'd have two nickels #which isnt a lot but I can do it a few more times

[pendinganchor]

this entire paragraph i wrote last night is a big ouch but i’m only sharing the last two lines:

Because playing dumb was easier than facing his feelings. Easier than facing the sober rejection that seemed to follow [him] like his shadow.

#give me a man who uses alcohol and promiscuity as a coping mechanism and i’ll latch onto him #if i had a nickel yk #edit: just realized i have way more than two nickels it’s officially not a coincidence #at least with noah it’s actually canon tho #but like the marauders fandom was built on headcanons so #don’t look at me like that i am aware this man canonically is awful that’s why he’s intriguing #userkarson #karson writes things sometimes

[dykeinthedark]

omori........ hmmgphdshdjfspphhhhhshhdjsdhjsd.......

#god. after replaying undertale for some reason the themes and motifs have got me thinking more about omori?????? #like. basil seems like such an undertale kid. ik omori takes place in 90s/2000s but like #could u imagine a young 12-16 yr old basil playing undertale for the first time and bawling over the friendships he lost #also for some reason i keep thinking abt the futures of the omori kids. things will get better for them #also idkkkkkkkk just. god. friendship </3 #likeee if i had a nickel for every time the climax of an earthbound inspired indie rpg had a climax that hinged on a character being #your best friend i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but its weird that thats a common theme yk. asriel and basil same guy diff font

[sunkissed-zegras]

Paige 100% sends those pictures of two inanimate object and goes “us if we were___”

Like two soap bottles touching tips “us if we were soap”

Paige def just scrolls through your phone gallery, looking at your pictures. Staring fondly and going “my wife’s so pretty.” and “Why didn’t you send me this????” (I just thought of a whole fic on this idea oml i’m getting Hot)

Anytime you send a photo to Paige honestly, she’s going off on Imessage just hyping you up.

OMG THEY HAVE A SHARED PHOTO ALBUM. BUT BUT BUT it’s not just photos of themselves, it’s also like “I saw this and was thought of you.” Photos like OSXBUDHANA

Loves listening to you talk so she brings up things she knows you love talking about.

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Also that motherfucker definitely makes the manager mad on purpose cuz she thinks it’s cute when the managers angry. (The manager being furious is a whole different situation.) And it doesn’t help that Paige is taller.

Manager will just be ranting at paige whilst paige is just smiling the whole time.

The manager notices and goes “and you’re just smiling like shits funny, ain’t nothin funny-“ “you’re just so cute princess”

oop

that shut her up real quick

“Paige’s get the fuck outta my office.” but like she’s all flustered and Paige can tell

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I think you touched on this, but when they get together and yk, have to keep it on the low for a multitude of reasons.

One one hand it sucks cuz yk, Paige can’t brag like she wants to yet. But on the other hand Paige is a cocky little shit and will take the opportunity to be handsy and flirty (to a certain degree) knowing that the girls aren’t gonna think too much of it cuz paige has always been like that, But Paige and the manager both know there’s more reason to it now.

BUT NEVER FRETE our manager can play the same game Paige, don’t start stuff you can’t finish. Then it lowkey become just a personal game for them of who could fluster the other more without the team getting suspicious.

Contrary to popular belief I think the Manager and Paige made a bet on how long with would take the team to figure out they were together. So they didn’t tell them outright, but just went along letting them figure it out themselves.

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I also feel like people started noticing the dynamic change. Like don’t get me wrong the managers job comes first so Paige isn’t getting any extreme special treatment, but the girls and fans start noticing the managers tone switch when she’s talking to Paige.

Her tone just gets a bit softer and more gentle.

Like there’s this clip of manager talking to Caroline normally, then Paige calls her and manager turns and goes “yes baby?” so softly AND LIKE the “baby” isn’t what gets people cuz again, manager calls everyone by pet names. It’s HOW quickly her tone changes as soon as she started talking to Paige.

And we already know Paige’s eye contact game goes crazy and she has a STARRING PROBLEM, if I had a nickel for how many times Paige was caught staring at the manager I would be buying everyone on this blog canes oml.

Manager doesn’t really strike me as a person who shies away from eye contact most of the time, which is evident cuz there’s clips of them just starting at each other and you can FEEL THE TENSION.

But when manager does shy away from it, Paige either grabs her chin and turns her face back to her, or if she can’t Paige moves her head to try and stay in the managers eye sight.

Or let’s say Paige is talking and manager gets distracted by something. Paige is grabbing her cheeks gently with both hands, saying “Hey, I’m right here pretty girl.” while gently rubbing her cheeks with her thumbs, then drops her hands from her face and just goes back to talking.

-🐹

(girl request that fic idea i wanna hear it now) THIS ENTIRE ASK IS GOLD I AM PUTTING IT IN THE MASTERLIST ASAPPPPP!!!!!

the shared photo album is soooo real!!!!! and paige is the one who puts the most pictures cus baby girl is a sentimental person she wants to take pics of EVERYTHING!

i feel like paige wants to think she's the winner every time yall play that "who can make the other flustered without the team noticing" game but honestly, why is the manager lowkey a rizzler????? likeeeeeee paige would pretend not to blush but its super obvious

AND THE TONE CHANGE IS SOOOO SO REAL, ur so right!!!!!! and its kinda obvious but the girls don't wanna say anything yet but they'll def tease them.

the whole eye contact thing made me melttttt goodnight!!!!

#uconn wbb manager thoughts 💭 #🐹 nonnie! #paige bueckers

[itsmeoculi]

Poe dating hcs! SMUT AND FLUFF

Pairing(s):Poe x gn!reader

Tw: Smut hcs, nsfw content will be mentioned

Synopsis:None needed! Just dating Poe hcs

Let’s get a move on then!

Floof

-DEFINITELY LEAVES NOTES AROUND THE HOUSE!! He’s a writer for goodness sake, his notes are rlly cute. It’s like him telling you when he’s coming back home, if he’s making any additional stops, and where he mainly is headed for.

-Karl has had to at least sneak 1, if not, 2 thirsty love poems that Poe writes about you, when he’s alone. Ofc Poe is very shy AND WOULD PROBABLY DIE if you saw what he wrote. Karl being a smart as showed you by sneaking the papers. Poe could barely look at you in the eyes (as if they’re even visible) for like 2 weeks. Poor introvert :(

-Definitely a cuddle bug, a quite one tho. He doesn’t really ask for cuddles, he slides into them naturally, yk? like one night y’all are gonna sleep at a late hour, and he nudges your shoulder and sneaks his head under your arm. You guys then end up holding each other after

-LITTLE SPOON LITTLE SPOON LITTLE SPOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!

-Spoils you, but like unintentionally. Like man is so rich that $2,000 seems like a miracle to you, but to him? That’s a measly nickel, if not a cent to this guy 😦

-He would casually buy you new expensive stuff, like on a daily basis. No not “Here, darling it’s for Christmas.” And he gives you a new car (which this situation is still completely possible) but like you’ll see $20,000 purses on nightstands, DAILY, next to notes he leaves and the note would say “Just a small gift, love you always.” LIKE GODDAMNNNNN.

-you prob tell him at some point not to spend so much money on you, he apologizes (EVEN THOUGH HE DONT NEED TOOOO POOR BBY :((( ) BUT STILL KEEPS BUYING YOU STUFF just less frequently, cause he wants to listen to you. BUT HOW COULD HE NOT SPOIL YOU?

-loves rainy days because he would write stories, and ask for feedback from you, even if ur not a pro writer he just wants to hear your voice rlly (lil simp frfr)

-you babysit Karl when he’s REALLY BUSYYYY he trusts you <33

-writes letters sometimes. You two have phones and stuff, but he sometimes likes the feeling of paper and ink all dedicated to you. So he writes traditional letters instead of texts sometimes (he mainly does this for anniversaries or any special events)

-When y’all are about to have.. spichyyyy time, YOU GUYS HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE TO make sure that Karl doesn’t walk in. So y’all lock everything and make sure that Karl is in a whole separate FAR AWAY room from where y’all are, cause I have to say it, POE IS A LOUD MOANER

That brings us to smut hcs!

-He’s an automatic sub/bottom

-whimpers a lot, especially if you’re edging him FOR SOME REASON HE LOVES IT THOUGH

-He loves being at your mercy, he wants you to use him.

-Don’t deny that this man would be into wearing collars. HE WILL LITERALLY BUY ONE THAT SAYS “(Name’s)” (yk like you own him) ofc out of the bedroom you feel bad, but he likes being yours so uh.. yeah!

-give this guy a blowjob HE’LL DIEEE, of arousal of course.~~

-I’m scared but this guy has some junk, bc you know that all tall, shy, introverted men in these kinds of shows have BIG THONG-ALONG so he be packin’

-Loves hair tugging, but be gentle, he’s sensitive <33

-being sensitive, he’s also easy to arouse and satisfy.

-he’s a bit of a k!nky btch. Not as k!nky as Dazai tho but that’s a whole different can of worms.

-aftercare game isn’t bad. He pampers you with affection.

APOLOGIES IF THE SMUT SECTION WAS CRINGYY (I’m not used to writing stuff like that but I hope you at least enjoy) 😭

#poe bsd #edgar allen poe bsd #poe smut #poe x reader #poe bungou stray dogs #poe x y/n #smut #bsd fluff

[dracos-eternity]

Rodrick Heffley SFW ABC’s

Request- Rodrick Fluff?

I’m assuming you meant Rodrick Heffley, I really hope so. He’s so fine yall. Ouu. Anywho enjoy some fluff.

Warnings- Yk typical Rodrick stuff, cursing?, fluff

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A = Attractive (What do they find attractive about the other?) Your eyes, he’s always been such a fool for your eyes.

B = Baby (Do they want a family? Why/Why not?) Yeah, and he wants boys, brothers so they can have the relationship he had with Greg and he wants to start a band with his sons.

C = Cuddle (How do they cuddle?) He loves to lie between your legs with his on your chest while you play with his hair. 

D = Dates (What are dates with them like?) He tries his hardest, he’s just not a romantic. He likes to take you on dates in the van, grabbing food and going to abandoned buildings or watching the sunset from cute little places he found. 

E = Edible (food that reminds them of you) Mangos, the fruit he says you smell like.

F = Feelings (When did they know they were in love?) The third time you watched his band rehearse. The way he felt watching you get so excited over any tricks he’d do with his sticks, he knew he was absolutely in love.

G = Gentle (Are they gentle? If so, how?) He’s super gentle, always holding your hand and tying your shoes and he carries you practically everywhere, either on his back or shoulders, he acts as if your fragile. 

H = Hands (How do they like to hold hands?) He likes when you wrap your smaller hand around his index, or interlaced, he’s always picking at how much smaller than his your hands are.

I = Impression (What was their first impression?) He thought you were dorky at first, he wasn’t super interested but he came around.

J = Jewelry (Do they buy you any, is it expensive, how often? Do they let you wear theirs, etc.) He makes you cuffs, to match his, and he loves letting you wear all of his jewelry, chains, rings, necklaces, etc.

K = Kiss (How do they kiss? Who initiated the first kiss?) He initiated the first kiss, and he loves to give you soft kisses with his hand on the side of your face

L = Love (Who says ‘I love you’ first?) You said it, he wasn’t sure if you’d say it back so he never did

M = Memory (What’s their favourite memory together?) When you two snuck into a Green Day concert.

N = Nickel (Do they spoil? Do they buy the person they love everything?) He loves buying you little snacks and small things with the money he makes on gigs and steals from his parents.

O = Orange (What colour reminds them of their other half?) Red, like the streaks you had in your hair when he met you.

P = Pet names (What pet names do they use?) Baby, love, pretty girl

Q = Quaint (What is their favourite non-modern thing?) He loves old punk records

R = Rainy Day (What do they like to do on a rainy day?) Sleep, he loves taking naps with you while his records play in the background

S = Sad (How do they cheer themselves/others up?) When he’s sad he likes to talk to you, especially about his music and when you’re sad he likes playing music for you

T = Talking (What do they like to talk about?) Everything, anything, just as long as he’s talking to you

U = Unencumbered (What helps them relax?) Sleeping and listening to music or playing

V = Vaunt (What do they like to show off? What are they proud of?) He loves showing off his band, van, music, and cool tricks he can do with his drumsticks.

W = Wedding (When, how, where do they propose?) During a Falling In Reverse concert, five years after you two started dating, during The Drug In Me Is You, he dropped to one knee and asked.

X = Xylophone (What’s their song?) The Drug In Me Is You because it was playing when he proposed.

Y =Yearning (Are they clingy/needy?) Oh he’s SUPER clingy.

Z = Zebra (If they wanted a pet, what would they get?) He’d 100% own a lizard.

#rodrick x y/n #rodrick heffley #diary of a wimpy kid #doawk rodrick #rodrick #sfw #fluff #rodrick fluff #rodrick sfw #sfw abc's

[watermeloon314]

yk if i had a nickel for every time I liked a ship where the person named Eddie in the ship died and also Finn Wolfhard was involved in the piece of media some way, I’d have two nickels.  Which isn’t a lot, but it’s REALLY weird it managed to happen twice.

#steddie #steve x eddie #reddie #richie x eddie #and also they're both horror media? #ig the horror brings out the gays #this has probably been done before #but it's funny so I'm posting it

[magaramach]

if i had a nickel for every time a white character on ted lasso started to mentor a south asian character (whose culture is never mentioned within the story despite the care given to the heritages of its non-south asian characters), only for that character not to understand the ethics of the main character and betray them and try to hurt them - the inciting incedent being the main character finding a white character who despite first disagreements is the better person, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but when it's a story based in london (which is literally full to the brim with brown people), it's weird that the same plot happened to every south asian character in the show (yk, all 2 of them).

#literally i am the number-one fan of evil brown people but like. we did this plot last season. #at this point it just seems like someone copy-pasted s2 by accident. #ted lasso #kin & the void

[zipitmythicalsunset]

Wait a fucking second. Ships in a bottle arent usually big enough for a leviathan to hold……Why is it even in the ocean?

Hes too much of a dumbass to notice dont worry the people will be fineeeeeee

If not truamatized.

Yk if i had a nickel for every time i drew eclipse accidentally traumatizing a boat of people while in full leviathan form id have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but seeing my terrible drawing schedule i find it funny that it happened twice.

Eclipse and prompts by @intistone

#fnaf sb au #fnaf sb #s&s #mermay #eclipse #fnaf eclipse #kelpie au #scars and scales #mer eclipse #mermay prompts #its the wild dumbass #trademark

[kyngsnake]

For a while I thought referring to the group that splinters off from the Commonwealth Chapter as Outcasts may be a bad call since, yk, there’s already been an exiled BoS group by that name. But tbh I do really enjoy the whole idea that the two separate Outcast factions left the Brotherhood for polar opposite reasons. It doubly works out since the first Outcasts don’t exist anymore and were welcomed back into the Brotherhood for the same reason the second left. If I had a nickel for every time a Brotherhood chapter has fallen apart over ethical concerns I’d have two— no wait I’d have like four nickels. This keeps happening, actually.

#im pre planning later chapters of manifest atlas and further fleshing out the commonwealth outcasts #I also have to fully flesh out the Appalachian chapter at some point. since I’m sure a looooot has changed since fo76. #I love giving myself homework assignments. genuinely. #avery #fallout #im literally thriving and living my best life writing in a new main faction because I don’t like Bethany esda’s writing #posting to main since this is like. fairly important to Avery’s canon and can help provide some context.

[i-got-the-feels]

if i had a nickel for every time a man sacrificed himself and went to prison for the woman he loved in recent hindi movies, I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but is odd it happened twice

yk wait, when you think the two women were played by kareena and Katrina, it isn't that weird

#katrina kaif #kareena kapoor #jaane jaan #merry christmas

[rainswept]

ok so my dumb ass is currently obsessed with reverse: 1999 SO naturally once i learn a bit more about the characters i will be writing for them.

cough cough changeling has my heart. if i had a nickel for every time i found myself attached to a weird half-deer in a post-apocalyptic world, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

would you guys prefer i made a separate sideblog or just threw it all together here

#idk what to tag bc i don’t want to put this on the main genshin ones sooo #help my fire alarm just went off ⁉️⁉️

[lifesteal-headcanons]

spepticle is made out of babybels (yk, the cheese)! and no, i dont mean the actual cheese, i mean the fucking wax. -eye anon

if i had a nickel for every "x lifestealer is cheese/cheese adjacent" related ask ive gotten in the past ten minutes, id have two nickels. which isnt a lot, but its weird that it happened twice

#ask #headcanon #lifesteal smp #spepticle #👁 anon #the foodsteal saga

[sanestparadisecitizen]

if i had a nickel for every time i got obsessed over a fictional character from a game my brother's friend showed him, and then my bro to me

id have two nickels and yk blah blah weird

#random stuff #postal dude and raiden to be precise but you probably alr know it