#im just a dumbass

[diabolichearts]

do you think the people of gotham write fanfic about the batfam and do you think dick reads it outloud to everyone im curious

#dc #dick grayson #jason todd #duke thomas #bruce wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #tim drake #damian wayne #im just a dumbass #HAHAH

[suddenlymicah]

i scrolled tumblr for 10 minutes thinking i accidentally changed my tumblr theme when i just accidentally turned on color correction (a lot easier to do)(i dont even know how to change my tumblr theme i did it once and forgot)

#shitpost #its fine #im just a dumbass

[sleep-nurse]

It's a my immortal reference dgwjhsjqnsbbw

Uhh calling people to explain persona because I don't fuckin want to sghsshahhdhsjajjajsjs

ITS OK I PROBABLY WONT GET IT EVEN IF SOMEONE EXPLAINED IT TO ME

#asks #im just a dumbass

[majjiktricks]

🥺🥺🥺

#he didnt leave out the hug thank god #im just a dumbass #jazz noises #jazz reads mgs2 novel

[michuyox]

I officially got the artist block!! If there’s anything you guys have in mind, headcanons, requests, ideas or even ships, send them in! I’d love to hear them, and maybe that’ll help me through this shitty thing <3

#art block is the worst #I shouldnt have drawn for an entire week straight during exams #even my bf warned me about it #he told me to take breaks for all the reqs but fuck it yk #at least i know what i have to watch out for now #I also recently watched wednesday and it was rlly nice!! #i thought tim burton was dead but #im just a dumbass #always been a big fan of tim burton so seeing him being one of the producers made me rlly happy #anyways!!!!! #south park #sp #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #eric cartman #craig tucker #tolkien black #clyde donovan #tweek tweak #jimmy valmer #butters stotch #goth kids #and so on #fanart

[selfishbones]

Just opened tumblr and the first few pages were in Spanish (which i cant read at 4am in the morning or quite frankly at any other time of the day)

So my poor brain thought it was either very high, dying or having a seizure

I just thought the energy drink i drank yesterday that my dad said is gonna kill me, was kicking in.

#it wasnt #im just a dumbass

[sciartherp]

My mom put her wafer cookie in front of my face and asked me to smell it because she said it smelled like vanilla

I sat there before slowly starting to eat it

Out of her hand

Because my Human brain could not process “don’t eat this is mom’s food” before my monkey brain processed “there is a wafer cookie in your face. You are hungry.”

#monkey brain #dumbass moment #im sorry mom #i didnt mean to eat your cookie #im just a dumbass

[dark-twist-fairytales]

Oh, God, what was the Toppat pilot that looks like Charlie's name again?

Oh, wait, I remember!

#its a chicken game #and this name was randomly generated #shitpost #burt curtis #im just a dumbass

[pluviophile-imagines]

This is super random so feel free to ignore but

I was watching Blue Lock (with my sis bc we do that) and I couldn't not just point at the screen and excitedly call "Gagamaru!" whenever he showed up. I looked like a mad woman and i had to explain the reason to her and she laughed at me!! and so i blame you /pos /nm /nsrs

I read one (1) of your drabbles of him and it got me like this, we are 2 episodes in and i dont even know the dude! T-T why must i be like this /pos

i had to sent this again bc tumblr hates me :sobs:

My influence 😈 goooooood this is good this is what I want 😈

But fr I hope u and ur sister enjoy it!!! The story’s so fun n all the chars r neat, and the animation is absolutely stunning I’ve been blown away

#ask.🌧 #dantaku #ALSO TUMBLR DOESNT HATE U #IM JUST A DUMBASS #I DRAFTED INSTEAD OF POSTING 😭😭😭 #I’m sorry thank u for sending it again 😭😭😭

[rodent-king-buunii]

youd have to bee pretty sheepish if youre intimidated by my appearance

you should bee scared when i open my mouth to show you some wild intimate fact about myself

#rambles #ramblings #rambling #queued #im a weird lil guy #im just a dumbass #im so silli

[diabolichearts]

ill be honest. when they talked about Hell’s Kitchen in daredevil, I genuinely thought they were talking about gordon ramsey’s tv show. im like what does gordon ramsey have to do in the mcu

#matt murdock #daredevil #shit post #wow #im just a dumbass

[deathby1000sluts]

im completely sober and I got out a cup to pour a drink and I walked over to the stove to get another serving of food. I almost put the food into my cup 😭😭😭😭

#im not high #im not drunk #im just a dumbass

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

#the song is 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel #boombox serenade lets GO!!! #in my mind immediately after this the others came over to say hi (or in sallys case tell him off) #and at first howdy's like 'oh ofc wallys there that makes sense. sally too? strange but alright' #then eddie appears and ohhhh boy its Jealousy Central Babey and howdy's train just pulled into the station #scribble salad #laughingstock #welcome home #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #OK CONTEXT I PROMISED CONTEXT #so in my mind howdy is an oblivious dumbass when it comes to his own romantic feelings. #he's so in love with barnaby (its very obvious) but Doesnt Realize It. despite being a god tier flirty fruity motherfucker #so when barnaby - thinking theyre on the same page - confesses #howdy's all like 'ohhh um. gee barn im flattered truly but - i just dont like you like that' #yk breaking barnaby's heart right down the middle #so barnaby shuts himself in his home and wally is hovering. yk Worried #and eddie - who's been helping barnaby come to terms w/ his own feelings & gauge if howdy feels the same - asks sally to check in for him #& sally goes over and Immediately involves herself. she takes personal offense on barnaby's behalf #also she lives for the drama and wants every juice detail Hot Off The Press #so while howdy is having a lil crisis as he slowly realizes Oh My Fucking God I DO Love Barnaby Like That- #barnaby / sally / wally / (eventually) eddie are all having a sleepover where they just play card games and chat #a good ol bitch n' stitch night #and howdy shows up to try and talk to barns (obvs in my head he doesnt have a boombox he just Knocks) #only to get RE-RE-RE-REJECTEDDDDDD!!!! thats how it feels you wormy mf! #bc barnaby is a) having a girls night & b) needs to emotionally prepare for That conversation #aaaaand THATS the context <3

[houseswife]

practically emanating

#the original video is from bra1ncryst4ls #idk just something about the fact that EVERYBODY CAN SEE IT. and it goes both ways… #what if we were both the losing dog. what then. #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #hatecrimes md #house/wilson #edit: girl help I was sloshed when I made this. why did I leave in my entire phone screen. also the commenter used the word basically and #my dumbass could not read apparently. erm. just a disclaimer IM NOT ACTUALLY THIS STUPID NORMALLY WHEN COMPOSING POSTS 💀💀 I think.

[batfamhyperfixation]

Jason: Ew, this tastes gross *turning to Dick next to him and holding it out to him* try it

Dick: What? No way, you just said it tastes gross, why would I try it?

Jason: fine *turns to Tim on the other side of him, holding it out* try this

Tim: *takes a bite* Yeah, disgusting

Damian: Oh please, Drake's a baby, let me try it

Tim: *passes it to Damian*

Damian: *Tries it* Eww, yeah, no, this is gross

Steph: *Takes it from Damian, trying it* makes me want to vomit, try it Cass

Cass: *Takes a bite* yeah no, please never get this again, you want some Duke?

Duke: Why not *takes a bite* Meh, it's not horrible, it's just not good

Dick: Well now I feel left out

Duke: *hands it to Dick*

Dick: *takes a bite*

Dick:

Bruce, in the background: *slaps his forehead* why are they like this

Jason: You wanna try Bruce?

Bruce, dad who feels bad when he says no to his kids: *pained smile* *through clenched teeth* Suuuure...

Dick: *hands it to Bruce*

Bruce: *takes a bite, spits it out into his napkin* Awful, truly atrocious, I'm going to sue, that was so awful

#they are all smart #but when put together they can be dumbasses #they go from like that big brain meme individually to like 2 braincells collectively when put together #im basing this on me with my own siblings #so i know this is just how siblings are #one is like this tastes bad then hands it to another person to try and that just continues til we all have tried it and agreed #but they are also biased cause they all have alfreds cooking regularly so they try something else and are like wtf #alfred spoils them rotten when it comes to good food #batfam #batkids #bat family #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #it was gonna stop at bruce being like 'why are they like this' but then i was like... wait a minute #bruce is definitely the dad who cant say no to his kids #and the second part was born

[screaming-sparrow]

poly-truthing the torchwood 3 team + rhys and martha

#if this is not your jam just scroll #this is a silly shitpost do not start discussions about it please im just joking about a group of codependent messy dumbasses #torchwood #jack harkness #ianto jones #toshiko sato #owen harper #gwen cooper #rhys williams #martha jones #polyamory #polyamourous #polycule #also i am torchwood polycule truthing rn #sparrows memes