#in this essay I will-

[robotbeetle]

As much as I love the idea of bard Wyll or paladin Wyll post pact, I’m really surprised at the lack of fics depicting him becoming a ranger. I think it fits his story the most logically seeing how both hunter and monster slayer are subclasses of ranger and fit his archetype almost exactly. He’s basically been living the lifestyle of a ranger too seeing how he’s been surviving on his own in nature unwillingly for the past 7 years. Dude would be hella knowledgeable in survival and the wilderness after all that time. Also as the son of the marshal of the flaming fist, I assume lore wise he has some pretty adequate melee training. This dancer would definitely lean more towards finesse weapons too and guess what class specializes in those? Rangers. He really is just a ranger at this point, he just doesn’t know it yet.

And while Wyll definitely has the same level of devotion to justice as a Paladin does, i really don’t think he would take any life committing oaths after he just broke one. Paladins are known to adhere to a strict code of law as well and though Wyll has a strong moral compass he has a flexible view of good and evil. He’s able to make compromises that a paladin probably wouldn’t because he’s experienced first hand just how justice can’t always be served neatly with a bow. I mean I find it hard to imagine a lawfully good aligned paladin letting Durge killing Alfira slide as easily as Wyll did. Or getting on with a sharran and vampire as well as he does.

But alternatively I absolutely live for aus where Wyll becomes Ansur’s chosen and gets granted with draconic powers. Would that make him a warlock still? Or would that promote him to sorcerer? Anyways, he deserves it seeing how his storyline emphasizes that he is the heart of the gate. Plus he needs rehab from his previous toxic source of power.

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #wyll ravengard #text post #ranger wyll #ansur should’ve played a bigger role in wyll’s quest #in this essay I will- #wyll

[andyoullhearitagain]

I'm fine.

#listen I think they should have just bit the bullet and given data a kid #I know it's 90s tv and we hate to change the status quo but worf got a son!! #why can't data?? #in this essay I will- #data soong #star trek tng

[braxiatel]

Looking at Mumbo’s inherent distrust of yellow names, as proven by him telling Pearl that Joel - their ally - can’t really be trusted because he’s yellow. Thinking back to who it was that permakilled him in last life: his closest ally, Grian, on yellow

#in this essay I will- #*slaps head of blorbo* this little guy can fit so much trauma! #grumbo #mumbo jumbo #Grian #pearlescentmoon #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #secret life #secret life smp #secret life spoilers #slsmp #slsmp spoilers #life smp #traffic smp #life series #traffic series #trafficblr #last life #last life smp #the void collection

[effemimaniac]

The attraction towards forced feminisation by a large amount of prerealised trans women (known colloquially as "eggs") is a reflection and manifestation of the dominant narrative form of The Hero's Journey, in which the significant life-altering journey requiring great strength is at first compelled by an external agent tempting into the unknown, and must be met initially by Refusal of the Call.

#in this essay I will-

[densewentz]

more dreamling dad au bc thats just what i do now apparently i like lazy afternoon naps and so do our boys

#dreamling #hob gadling #dream of the endless #morpheus #the sandman netflix #sandman fanart #a few people have asked me what the babs name is #ive been calling him Kian #and he gets jealous of Nightmare and wants to be scary too sometimes so his dad made him that horrific onesie #to kian's exact specifications thank u #my art #its important to me that people know kians got dreams dark hair and flair for dramatics but #hes also got hobs big dumb sunshine brown calf eyes that he flashes to get his way bc he also has hobs effortless charm #i also headcanon as he gets older he secrets handfuls of sand into his pockets from EVERYWHERE bc he wants to be like his dad #and hob has to be the sand police and has to make kian turn out his pockets on the doorstep every time they come home from anywhere #bc theres only so much vaccuuming even an immortal man can take #and kian does so but petulantly and while sporting dreams patented Imperious Pissy Face #they have a rule that kian is allowed to stomp as loudly as he wants to his room but isnt allowed to slam doors #in this essay i will-

[trafficlife]

i think i can say that in hermitcraft, joel is the protagonist of an isekai harem anime.

#꒰☆彡꒱— karma speaks #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #hermitcraft #hermitshipping #i dont think im wrong for this if you think about it! #because think about it joel is added into this new world with already-established characters #and he has 3 men that are down bad for him #in this essay i will-

[bidokja]

a huge point in orv is the relationship between parents and their children, creators and their creations, writers and their stories, and i think we need to talk about how just as a child's parents cannot dictate who they become, just as god cannot rob humans of free will, just as a writer cannot control how their story is experienced, yoo joonghyuk is no less real just because he was created

#in this essay i will- #im not religious but it IS a significant parallel within orv #both on its own and especially given the whole. eden nebula and gods in general are Real thing asdjhfgk #in fact i think its important and ties in that gods in ORV are also born from something else (belief. stories. etc). its all connected! #anyways #orv #mine

[turtleblogatlast]

I still think about how Leo’s ideal day out for the fam’s venture into the Hidden City was basically just an effort to get some rest and relaxation because boy does he never get that ever.

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #Leo is that one kid who’s like yeah dude I’m chill I’m laidback #and on the inside he’s just in a constant fetal position rocking back and forth #at least the others got a good amount of time spent in Tahiti but Leo’s out here like please god just one spa day 🙏🙏🙏 #no but tbh? it’s genuinely a great look at Leo’s character that he wants to go to a spa to basically just sleep in the sun #it’s not bombastic or flashy or anything he legit just wants a good place to get proper rest and care #that hair spa can catch these hands LET MY BOY HAVE HIS SPA DAY 🔪 #HONESTLY EACH PERSON’S CHOICE OF WHERE THEY WENT FOR THEIR DAY OUT SAYS A LOT #like raph wants to emulate who he perceives as those in justice in a desire to become more like the hero he so desperately wants to be #leo goes off on his own in order to let his guard down and actually rest for more than a lackadaisical facade #donnie goes with april not only to salvage his pride and condemn magic but also to hold onto his self worth and genuinely help out #and mikey thrives in family and specifically the harmony within family and how that is portrayed through the act of simply being together #in this essay I will-

[strangertheories]

Dustin is to Steddie as Max is to Ronance

#in this essay i will- #ronance #steddie #max mayfield #dustin henderson #eddie munson #steve harrington #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #stranger things

[crawley-fell]

Aziraphale gives off serious only child energy whilst Crowley exudes middle child energy

#in this essay i will- #good omens #ineffable husbands

[silostosstuff]

Wylan having the "shut up and kiss me"-energy is the most Wylan thing ever

#cant convince me otherwise #in this essay i will- #shadow and bone #shadow and bone netflix #six of crows #shadow and bone spoilers #wylan van eck #wesper

[indashadows]

I have strong feelings about this scene

#wwdits #nandor #nandor the relentless #gif #what we do in the shadows #ok I need Nandor using a sword more often #like he looks very powerful #and look at both of them in this scene #you can tell Nandor is well trained and is very calm and with good posture #you can tell by his body language he knows what he's doing and every swing is perfectly calculated #while Guillermo is very fast and all over the place wasting his power in extra movements #self trained relying only on his strength and his slayer intuition #and still he's a match for Nandor #I think Nandor never trained Guillermo with a sword because he knows he will outmatch him in no time #In this essay I will- #Mygifs

[ephemeralzenith]

chaghan 'i could fix him' suren

altan 'i am a GOD and nobody can stop me' trengsin

#it's sexy of him though #altan is slaying #literally and figuratively #a little bit in love ngl #sure chaghan could fix him but i would love him as he is #in this essay i will- #altan trengsin #chaghan suren #the poppy war #rf kuang #chaltan

[eddiebabygirldiaz]

buck's big smile + eddie's stubble = buddie canon

#in this essay i will- #buddie #911 #911 spoilers #911 abc #ry rambles

[wednesgayaddams]

I'M LITERALLY FERAL OH MY GOD DON'T TALK GO ME THIS IS ALL I'LL BE ABLE TO TALK ABOUT FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS I'M BARKING HOWLING SCREAMING FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

#wednesday netflix #enid sinclair #wednesday addams #wenclair #netflix wednesday #wednesday #eniday #wednesday series #wenid #wednesgayaddams #wednesday show #MY GIRRRRRRRRLLLLLLSSSSSS #THE HUG #THE FEELS #THE ATMOSPHERE #THE INTIMACY #IN THIS ESSAY I WILL-

[texasbama]

Oliver and Ryan…Buck and Eddie…our ship…headed to a ship…BUDDIE CANON S7 SO REAL YALL!!

#IN THIS ESSAY I WILL- #buddie #911 #911 bts