#incorrect silmarillion quotes

[braxix]

Elrond: Could you step back a little?

Annatar: *suspicious compliance*

Annatar: *Gets trampled by a horse*

#Elrond decided that if Annatar was going to hate him then he was going to have a reason to hate him #lotr #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #silmarillion #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect quotes #elrond #lotr elrond #elrond peredhel #annatar #lotr annatar #sauron #lotr sauron

[carmisse]

Of strategies and seductions.

Maedhros : You should try to get along with our cousins; they are kind and nice to us.

Maedhros : Angaráto has been stressed these last few days, maybe you could go see him and comfort him.

Caranthir : In his chambers?

Maedhros : What?, Why would you go to his chambers?

Caranthir : To seduce him, of course, and get him to ask for my hand from Atar who will accept his proposal, then we will marry, and thereby gaining dominion over the house of Arafinwë.

Caranthir : I must admit that political marriage is a strange strategy but it worked quite well with you and Findekáno.

Maedhros: What the fuc-

Maedhros : Carnistir, Number one; no one would ask you to seduce one of our cousins.

Maedhros : Number two; I'm not married to Findekáno because of politics, I really love him.

Maedhros : And number three, do you like Angaráto?

#Caranthir : (0///0) #caranthir #maedhros #sons of feanor #feanorians #they are still in Valinor #angrod #incorrect silmarillion quotes #silmarillion #the silm fandom #the silmarillion #angrod x caranthir #russingon

[comradefinwych]

Elrond: Please beware, Sauron has a sweet tongue, but his intentions are evil.

Celebrimbor: You know, if you kiss him all the time, he'll be silent and won't do any harm...

Elrond: coughs

Annatar: he's not wrong, tho winks

#lotr #incorrect lotr quotes #the silmarillion #elrond #celebrimbor #sauron #annatar #silvergifting #silverfisting #incorrect silmarillion quotes

[overlord-of-fantasy]

Eöl got destroyed (this is why he tryed to stab him)

Eöl, trying to get Maeglin to misstrust the noldor: It is not important what your Mother says. Trust what you see, not what you are told!

Maeglin: Okay. I have been told you were a genius, but i have only ever seen you behave like a paranoid moron, so...

#silmarillion #lotr #silmarillion memes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #eöl #eol #maeglin #maeglin lomion #lomion #nan elmoth

[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

me after reanimating the corpse of tolkien: so later on in the show, galadriel’s new bestie, halbrand, is revealed to be sauron, which kind of erases celebrimbor as a character and his contribution to the main conflict

tolkien: that’s what you’re worried about when two of the beatles are still living? go finish the job

#i love his undying hate for them #halbrand #galadriel #tolkien #lotr #lotr memes #the lord of the rings #lotr fandom #silmarillion #silmarillion memes #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #lotr amazon #rings of power #the rings of power #celebrimbor #trop spoilers

[aotearoa20]

Beren: Don't kill me, I have a wife!

Sauron: You think I care about that?

Beren: Huh? Oh no no no, this isn't a plea for mercy. It's a warning.

Sauron: Wha-

Lúthien: (busting in with a dog and a can-do attitude) ARE YOU READY TO DIE?!

#beren #luthien #lay of leithian #incorrect silmarillion quotes #silmarillion #tolkien #sauron

[lotrhobbitsilmincorrectquotes]

Young and naive Maedhros: I hope something good happens

Adult and tired Maedhros: I hope whatever bad thing happens next is at least funny

.

Inspired by this post

#maedhros #silmarillion #silm #incorrect silmarillion quotes #silm incorrect quotes

[thranduilswifesblog]

Thranduil : "I'm just curious, do you think with our advanced healing, we could actually drink bleach?"

Celeborn : ....

Legolas : ...

Glorfindel : "well... There's only one way to find-"

Elrond, spraying them all with water : "ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

#the hobbit #the lord of the rings #rings of power #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #elrond #incorrect silmarillion quotes #hugoweaving #tolkien #robert aramayo #incorrect hobbit quotes #incorrect rings of power #glorfindel #thranduil #lee pace #legolas #celeborn #orlando bloom

[glorf1ndel]

Fëanor, in the halls of Mandos: *deep sigh* You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Fingolfin, also in the halls of Mandos: Okay, but what about Finarfin?

Fëanor: ...What about Finarfin?

Fingolfin: He didn't die a hero; in fact, he's still alive, and he never became the villain at all.

Fëanor: See, this is why I don't like talking to you.

#silm #silmarillion #feanor #fingolfin #finarfin #incorrect silmarillion quotes #tolkien

[vildo]

Fëanor: no one’s dying on my watch

Fëanor: go die somewhere I can’t see you

#shitpost #tumblr trash #tolkien #jirt #j r r tolkien #incorrect tolkien #incorrect tolkien quotes #silmarillion #silm #feanor #curufinwe #noldor #high elves #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect silm quotes #incorrect silm #incorrect quotes #silm fandom #silm trash #silm crack #silm shitpost #silm incorrect quotes #crack

[incorrect-tolkien-quotes]

Celegorm: dude, you're gonna pull a Caranthir at this point.

Maedhros: posting my brother's credit card number on Reddit because he said I looked tired?

Caranthir, laughing: I forgot I did that.

#incorrect feanorions #sons of feanor #celegorm #Maedhros #Caranthir #incorrect quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect tolkien quotes

[braxix]

Arafinwe: *Knows only ancient Quenya*

Gil-Galad: *Knows a little modern Quenya and mostly Sindarin*

Elrond: Oh come on, I cannot be the only one who understands both of you! Where's Galadriel?

#Galadriel is suspiciously absent and no one can find her #lotr #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #silmarillion #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect quotes #elrond #lotr elrond #elrond peredhel #gilgalad #high king gilgalad #erenion gilgalad #finarfin #lotr finarfin #arafinwe

[averagenolofinwean]

Galadriel, to Celeborn: I went to Rivendell the other day, and guess what son of a smith I saw?

Celeborn: Who?

Galadriel, putting her head into her hands, two seconds away from breaking together: Maglor. I saw motherfucking Maglor. My half-cousin who literally fucking killed elves. In Rivendell. Elrond has been hiding him, a kinslayer, in Rivendell, the last homely house, safe haven for people who are exhausted from life, from me and you.

Celeborn:

Celeborn: Yeah sounds like something he'd do ngl

#incorrect quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect finwean quotes #tolkien #galadriel #celeborn

[maedhrosiseverything2me]

Have you ever wondered if elves comprehend human jokes or sarcasm?, like for example when we are so pissed off we say things out of rage and don't truely mean it..

*plan not going well*.

Human:*pissed* I'm gonna k!ll myself.

Elf:*visibly concerned* why would you do that?!.

#silmarillion #incorrect silmarillion quotes #lotr #lotr elves #incorrect tolkien quotes

[overlord-of-fantasy]

Mr. Snuffles plotts a murder

Maedhros: Come on, you need to go to bed. Elros, holding his stuffed bunny: Mr. Snuffles says that I can stay up as long as I want. And that you need to die! Maedhros: … Maglor, in the background: What the hell, Mr. Snuffles—

#lotr #silmarillion #silmarillion memes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #maedhros #elros #maglor #elrond #elrond and elros #kidnap fam #kidnap family

[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

#has this one been done #the rings of power #rings of power #lotr amazon #lotr on prime #tolkien #lotr #lotr memes #the lord of the rings #lotr fandom #silmarillion #silmarillion memes #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #john mulaney quotes #john mulaney