#incorrect the ghost and molly mcgee

[tokuvivor]

Huey: Ugh, I *knew* I shouldn’t have volunteered to go into Dr. Gearloose’s universal portal. I don’t even know where the heck I’m supposed to be.

{he notices a sign that says “Welcome to Brighton”}

Huey: Brighton? Never heard of it. I guess I should-ah! Flesh-faced monsters!

{he looks around to see humans everywhere}

Huey: I was not expecting *this*. I gotta get out of here!

Molly: Hey, are you alright?

Huey: Ahhh!

Molly: Whoa, calm down. I’m not gonna, you know, hurt you or anything.

Huey: Sorry. It’s just, I haven’t had the best interactions with your kind before. And by that, I mean bloodthirsty flesh-faced monsters.

Molly: You mean-humans?

Huey: Is that what you’re called?

Molly: Yeah! And honestly, we’re not all bad. If anything, I should be scared of you, a three-foot-tall talking duck!

Huey: Are you, though?

Molly: Me? Pffft! Heck no! Now, if you were a three-foot-tall *spider*…that would be a different story. Ooh, what’s that in your hand?

Huey: It’s a handheld portal maker. Dr. Gearloose made it. It’s how I got here.

Molly: Whoa, you’re from another universe? That’s so cool! Why don’t you stay for a bit?

Huey: Well, Dr. Gearloose *did* want me to look around and report my findings…

Molly: That’s the spirit! Pun unintended. {whispers} My best friend is a ghost.

Huey: Honestly, you remind me a lot of my friend Webby. Super excitable and into the paranormal.

Molly: That’s funny, because you’re a lot like my friend Libby. Very curious and into a lot of interesting things.

Huey: Thanks, I’m glad you find this interesting…I’m sorry, I didn’t get your name.

Molly: Oh! Sorry. {sticks out hand} I’m Molly McGee!

Huey: {shakes Molly’s hand} Huey Duck.

Molly: So, Huey, what kind of stuff are you into?

Huey: Are you familiar with…the Junior Woodchucks?

Molly: Well, Brighton does have a scout troop, but not that one, so…no. I’d love to hear more, though.

Huey: Perfect! So, the Junior Woodchucks were founded by Isabella Finch (who was a finch, by the way), and…

#yes this was inspired by discourse in the server about that one scene from mythic quest #and since danny pudi and ashly burch are also these characters… #ducktales #huey duck #the ghost and molly mcgee #molly mcgee #incorrect quotes #ducktales incorrect quotes #the ghost and molly mcgee incorrect quotes #incorrect ducktales #incorrect the ghost and molly mcgee

[shadow-coolness]

I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

Molly

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[suberblyepic]

Geoff: The time to act is now.

Geoff: Wink, wink.

Scratch: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.

Geoff: Oh, sorry.

Geoff: Wink.

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[jessadamsdraws]

@tgammincorrectquotes

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[daisymintt]

Gwaine: Wha- how’d you know about the treaty with the Druids?

Merlin: How did I-? Yes- Well, I heard Arthur talk about in his sleep last night. I watch him sleep sometimes. And he is a sleep talker.

Arthur: [worried] What else have you heard me say?

Merlin: Oh, you know. Lot of things.

[Merlin walks off leaving Arthur worried and Gwaine confused]

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[jackie-gremlin-ghost]

Scratch: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Molly: Y-You were putting it in COLD water????

Ollie: Scratch. Answer the question, Scratch.

Scratch: Yeah??? I thought for like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the “tea-ification” process. Didn’t realize there was an actual reason.

Ollie: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

Libby: Why are you. Putting it in the microwave. To boil it?

Ollie: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Libby: It takes less than a minute!

Ollie: LIBBY IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FREAKING SUN?!

Libby: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?!

Ollie: Like seven minutes!

Libby: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that, and you use a saucepan.

Ollie: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove??? On medium heat???? Your stove is enchanted.

*Cut to the Ghost Council, who have watched what was supposed to be an important meeting teaching Ollie the basics of being the new Chairman devolve into utter chaos*

Bartholomew: *facepalm* Every single person in this room is a complete lunatic.

Sir Alister: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!

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[yaboirezzy]

Hop Pop: So, all three of us agree that we all hate humans, correct?

Eda: Yes. They're greedy, malicious, backstabbing fuckers who can't be trusted or left alive!

Scratch: *nods* The only good human around here is a dead human!

Anne, Luz, and Molly: *casually playing pass the ball in the play pen*

Hop Pop: *clears throat* Except those three

Eda: Obviously, those ones are special

Scratch: And if anyone hurt or look at them the wrong way, we will leave zero evidence

(Medicated AU be like....or something idk)

#yup i still remember them fellas #amphibia #the owl house #the ghost and molly mcgee #au #medicated au #? #hop pop plantar #eda clawthorne #scratch mcgee #anne boonchuy #luz noceda #molly mcgee #incorrect quotes

[weirdkev27]

Geoff:*depressed* Jeff?

Jeff:*smiling* yes, Geoff?

Geoff: I miss Scratch.

Jeff: I don’t.

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[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: *stage whispering* Hey, I think Spy is cheating.

Engineer: Pfft, you mean he's also cheating?

Scout: *sulkily* I was looking for sympathy, not judgment...

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[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

Rei: You know, sometimes being friends with a colossal screw-up isn’t so bad. Usagi: Aw, anything for you, buddy!

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[drakkonyan]

inspired by an incorrect quote from mollycord

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[ladymiraclewings]

Pete McGee: Pick a card. Any card. Scratch: *takes his credit card* Pete Mcgee: Wait-

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[shadow-coolness]

Darryl: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this?

Ollie: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.

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[donnetellotheturtle]

Hugo: *putting down a huge bag of cash* Consider the fundraising over! Your hero has arrived!

Varian: Uh where did you get so much money, Hugo?

Hugo: Well you know I'm very good at numbers! I crunched them, I stretched them, I analyzed my accounts, I timed the market-

*police sirens in the distance*

Varian: Did you rob a bank!?

Hugo: Varian Ruddiger, do you really think so little of me? *opens bag and gets paint on his face* .........It was a credit union.

Varian: TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK

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[violetterainbows]

Scratch: Why is Molly crying?

Libby: She saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

Molly: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Scratch: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-

Molly: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Scratch: NO, NOT THAT!

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[i-belong-to-too-many-fadoms]

Ollie: June, tap into their security camera.

June: Oh, sure, let me just load my tap into every security camera in Brighton app. *makes a few clicks* I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm, it wasn't I am in"

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