the literal crown prince of the eastern commonwealth after his crush said no to going to the ball with him twice, ignored 6 of his comms, and didn’t want to go eat lunch with him:
The Lunar Chronicle Characters as things my friends and I have said
Thorne: Coffee is the best kind of tea. Fight me.
Jacin: Oh no. I was being sarcastic......
Cress: I can't reach the snacks :(
Kai:...I don't think you can hotwire a shower.
Thorne: No, I don't speak Spanish. But I do speak a little Mexican.
Wolf: We need bacon.
Scarlet: If you keep talking like that maybe I will crash the car spaceship!
Iko: And that right there children, is one of the many dangers of liquid eyeliner.
Cress: Ignore the computer, it's being dramatic.
Thorne: Please don't let my tombstone be boring if I do fall off a cliff.
Scarlet: Death by chicken, what a way to go.
Tlc as phrases that my friends and i said
Thorne, about Winter: Oh great! You're here. CAN YOU HELP ME INTERROGATE HER
Cress: I am the new Sherlock Holmes
Cinder: ah. delicious water.
Peony: *runs* WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
Iko: MATH HAS A PROGRAMMING ERROR
Winter: *waves at the moon* HI
Jacin: I'll beat you on the head with this water jug I swear
Scarlet: i wanna be where no ppl are
Wolf: look cherry tomatoes
Kai: Are you ok
Cinder: no
Iko: BLACKPINK is my gasoline
Winter: I can't live without milk