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muniimyg · 4 months

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falling in love 》 series m.list

note: for the sake of timelines ,, let's say this extra takes place around ch 5 !!! the text (pic 1) is considered part 1 for this extra <3 hope that makes sense !!!

warnings: implied smut !!! jk is abt to eat her out lol

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“Oh, what the fuck? How’d you get in?”

Jungkook’s eyes are barely open, but he is already lifting his covers for you to join him. He can’t help but offer you a sleepy smirk as you undress your outside layer. Eyeing your thin and flimsy pajamas, you attempt to sound strict and lay the boundary for tonight.

“Stop looking at me like that…” You warn. “Jungkook, we are not fucking.”

He puts his hands up, pouting innocently. “Can we revisit the topic after your meeting?”

You glare at him.

“... Fine,” you huff, settling beside him. Jungkook feels instant relief as he reaches for your body and pulls you closer.

Happily, he wraps his arms around you, resting his head on your stomach. He has waited for this all day. It was the one thing he was looking forward to. Even if you didn't come, he was looking forward to dreaming about it. Yet, here you are... Holding him like he's all yours.

Which he is.

The placement is just a little shy under your boobs, so you can’t blame him when he sneakily slides his hand under your shirt and squeezes them.

“Jungkook!” you laugh, playfully pushing him away. “Seriously? Just wait an hour.”

“So we are fucking after your meeting? In an hour to be exact?”

You purse your lips at him. “Pookie, can’t you just behave?”

He ponders. Then, he remembers he doesn’t give a shit.

“When does your meeting start?” He asks.

You reach over for your laptop and turn the screen on. Reading the time, you shrug at him in response. “Hmmm... In like 20 minutes.”

“20 minutes is enough time,” Jungkook insists, giving you no time to escape. Hastily, he places small and sweet kisses on your lips and then on your cheeks.

Giggling, you push him off with a groan. “Yah, Jungkook—”

“Oh come on, pookie! Did you really think my back was the only thing that was gonna get rubbed tonight?”

Your mouth drops.

Jungkook laughs heartily as you roll your eyes at him and complain about his unhinged behaviour. Once your whining dies down, he pulls you even closer and sinks into your body. He holds you tight as you rub his back.

“Were you napping to ignore your problems?” you ask him quietly. “And can you—holy shit—I can’t breathe! Do you have to hold me so tight?”

It feels like your bones are about to be crushed. Jungkook’s body is warm and so fucking beefy. It’s comfortable and all but wow do you need some air. In response, he buries his face in your body, tightening his grip. You let out a squeal.

“Yes,” he murmurs. “If I don’t, you might run away.”

Dramatically, you gasp for air. “J-Jungkook, I won’t run away. I’m in my pajamas. I’d have to get dressed first, of course!”

Your joke doesn’t amuse him.

“When I fall asleep… You might leave.” Jungkook says, revealing his hidden feelings.

You bite your inner cheek, navigating through your feelings. Honestly, his room was warmly lit… It’s pretty chilly tonight… Not to mention that it is getting kind of late… Maybe you should stay the night. Although it’s kind of funny he assumed you were going to leave. Never have you ever done that to him. Never ever could you do it.

“I’ll only leave if you snore.” You tease him, booping his nose. “Also, I didn’t know you were such a light sleeper."

He scrunches his nose in response. “Now you know. Take note for next time,” Jungkook yawns. “And yeah… I didn’t know if you were actually coming so I thought I would just sleep off my bad mood.”

“Did it work?”

Jungkook lets out a drowsy-like chuckle. “No. You woke me up.”

“Geez, okay… I’ll leave—”

Jungkook plops up on his elbows and hisses, “Shut up and listen to my day, woman. You’re the only good thing in my life so you’re not allowed to leave. Don’t even joke about that. God, you’re so fucking mean—”

You cup his cheeks and bring his lips to yours. Kissing him gently, you add another peck as you pull away. Holding his face close, you kiss his cheeks and murmur, “Hmmm, sorry, sorry…”

He huffs, pouting for another kiss. You give in.

Then, he begins to ramble about all the things that made his day so horrible.

You lay there, rubbing his back, and offer a few, “Mhmm,”’s “Oh, seriously?” and a few, “Eww. No, you’re so right. That sounds awful. I’d be upset too.” Listening to his tired voice makes you sleepy. Not that he’s boring but more because it was so soothing. That’s something you would have never admitted a few months ago…

But things change.

He changed.

You changed too.

Unexpectedly, being together is so comforting. Despite being each other's pain in the ass, you two were always there for each other. You two, for some odd reason, have begun to need one another.

Each other’s warmth, each other’s touch, and each other’s presence—all of it.

God, you two just made everything better for one another.

If falling in love was a feeling… This is it.

Being with Jungkook is so easy.

Like... You never understood when people said that about their significant other, but now you do. The weird part is... He isn't even yours.

It's like whenever you have issues that are blown up in your head, he doesn’t try to find solutions. Instead, he listens and helps you reflect. Jungkook has a good understanding of what is his to handle and honestly? He handles you well.

Besides, being with you is his favourite part of living. It’s as if his body wasn’t aching from the 4 hour long soccer practice. It’s as if nothing mattered because at the end of the day—if it meant that he could be with you.

Your meeting goes smoothly. Jungkook behaves (let’s give him a gold star!) and at one point, he falls asleep. His little snores made you roll your eyes, but it didn’t motivate you to leave. If anything, it’s the reason you stayed. When the call ends, Jungkook slides his hands down your shorts and chuckles.

“Forgot to eat dinner,” he claims, peaking with one eye. “Lemme eat that pussy…”

You blink at him.

He returns your look with a pout.

“Pretty please?”

You stay still.

Then, he huffs and abruptly gets up. “You’re so annoying,” Jungkook groans as he walks to his door. Just as he’s about to leave, he makes his final comment. “Do you know how hard it was to not eat you out while you were being all cute and academic? I behaved and now I’m starving. I’m gonna make some food. You craving anything—oh fuck yes.”

Jungkook’s words are cut off as you fling your panties onto his face.

He blinks at you, scrunching your panties in his hands. His eyes almost fall out of his head as you open your legs and lean back against his headboard. Oh, god... He is so lucky. Today truly is the best day of his life.

Jungkook watches with steady eyes as you lift your flimsy top to expose your breasts. Then, you put your hands to your sides and grip his bed sheets. He loves the way you look right now... It's mesmerizing.

Therefore, Jungkook wastes no time.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you..." He praises your body, more than ready to dive in. You roll your eyes at him but secretly love this. You know you do. You feel it between your legs and even in your heart.

He positions himself in between your legs and kisses your inner thigh. As he begins, you grip his hair with one hand and whimper, "y-you... Craving you."

#bts fic #bts scenario #jk scenario #jk fwb #jungkook x yn

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dinogoofymutated · 7 days

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My worst hear me out has gotta be Sabertooth. He's just so big and beefy but he terrifies me. Like I would never. I would just look 👀 but a man with super senses that are probably stronger than wolverine's is gonna notice. I wasn't always like this I swear not until that brief relationship he had with Monet around the Secret Empire era in the comics. He's vile he's wretched he's bloodthirsty but whenever he's on the side of good bc he's being brainwashed or coerced he's just so sweet I can't get over the idea of this giant burly feral man being protective of the one person he cares about. Also just something about the way he calls his women "frail" as a big girl does things to me. ANYWAY GN

OKAY BUT REALLY. I was literally just thinking about him!!!!! UGH like he's obviously mean and definitely not a very hygienic man but he's so??? Like just look at the size difference of his ARMS and her body in that last Pic like JESUS. I know she's obviously pretty skinny but he's a size to where you know he'd dwarf you no matter what size you are. I also love a man who can pick you up no matter what. 120lbs?? 250?? 400?? You can bet ur ass he's picking you up. Just look at the size of him?? The mustles?? Like I get it. I definitely. Definitely get it.

#i would in fact not mind being his huckleberry #also i feel like im noticing a pattern in your favorite fictional men?? big an beefy.#dw me too bestie i just want a bug man to take care of me 😭#if i have to teach him hygene so be it #hes just so big 😩#goofyspeaks #x men #x men comics #x men headcannons #sabertooth #victor creed #sabertooth x reader #victor creed x reader

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xplsn · 1 year

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Hi, ermh I would like to know more about your dilf!bakugou with a breeding kink ✋

cw: dilf!bakugou, breeding kink, hair pulling kink, oral, unprotected sex, afab parts mentioned, body worship, mentions of tits but if you don't have any you can still imagine its your pecs!! cumplay, sexting etc.

music: you know what's up. link.

a/n: you bet your pretty little ass i'm gonna go on a rant about dilf bakugou any chance i get 🤤 oh and i added some pics because i wanted to give you a visual representation of me while writing this but if you're on desktop the pictures might look a little wonky so sorry about that!!

grrr. he's so salvating. would put my whole pussy out in the open anywhere anytime if it pleases him.

he's in in 40s, more mature and he's aging like fine wine. got a bomb ass uppercut, piercings(lip and ears hello??), big beefy arms, a glimpse of a beard, big juicy titties spilling out of his classic black tanktop, scars from all the years of hero work all over his body that just make him sexier . he's a big booty bitch too!!

dilf!bakugou spending those hours lost doing hero work fucking you and pampering you in ways your sure no one's ever heard of because he didn't get to earlier in his prime as a hero.

dilf!bakugou that fucks you in doggy any chance he gets. obsessed with how deep his cock gets in you in that position. loves watching your ass jiggle, and this position gives him the best chance to let go of all his pent up tension.

dilf!bakugou that's ruthless when he wants to be. has a god sex stamina. can go round after round like nothing else mattered. fucks you till his legs don't work properly.

dilf!bakugou that after he gets tired makes you ride yourself on him. if you thought he'd stop after he got tired then you're dead wrong because he'd still help you bounce on his cock.

dilf!bakugou that has an obsession with your pussy.

dilf!bakugou that begs you to sit on his face till he turns purple.

dilf!bakugou gobbling you down like you're his last meal. your slick and cum running down his throat, your hand tugging at his hair, his nose teasing your clit as you grind up and down.

dilf!bakugou that makes you cum at least 5 times on his fingers and tounge alone.

dilf!bakugou that is obsessed with creampies. loves watching his cum run down and ruin his sheets. fucks you over and over till your bloated and full with loads and loads of his cum.

dilf!bakugou that lets his most vulnerable faces and sounds out around you.

dilf!bakugou losing his fucking mind as you dominate him in the amazon position. his curls bouncing on his face as he clings onto the sheets for dear life almost ripping them.

dilf!bakugou's thick ringed fingers stretching you for all your worth.

dilf!bakugou that has sensitive nips that you love to suckle on.

speaking of nips,

dilf!bakugou that's obsessed with your tits. It doesn't matter if they're big or small, a titty is a titty and he needs it in his face.

dilf!bakugou that'll suck on your tits all the time. not just when he's horny, even when he isn't will force you to lift your shirt so he can just lay on your chest with a titty in his mouth as you do a mundane task like scrolling on your phone or reading.

if you lactate then it’s over for you because that man will be on your tits for the rest of his life.

he'll be balls deep in you and then get an urge to suck on your tits so he'll stop and lay on you as he slurps on them.

dilf!bakugou that holds you down on his cock as your sucking him with both hands, making you just be able to breath his musky scent cause he's that selfish .

dilf!bakugou that loves watching you gag on his cock.

dilf!bakugou that loves reducing you to tears.

dilf!bakugou that smells like a masculinity blend of his musk and something like patchouli and toffee.

dilf!bakugou that has you on his back as he does push ups to see if he still got it.

dilf!bakugou that'll carry you around by throwing you over his shoulder or by bridal.

dilf!bakugou that gets bath things like bath salts, and oils and scents so you and him can have a relaxing bath date every week. he'll rest is head against the tiles as you rest yours on his chest listening to his heart beat. cause god knows how much his body needs it. he's doing this 99% for himself but you don't need to know that plus it gives him an excuse to be with you more!

expect a lot of sexting. sure he's slowing down on hero work because his body and mind can't take it but he's still a hero so there will still be long nights spent in his agency doing paperwork and what not.

so he expects you to send loads of lewd pics and videos on those lonely nights spent at his office desk.

dilf!bakugou that can't keeps his eyes off of you. even though he's not a big fan of PDA he will hold your hand, keep you very close to you and on days where he just can't get enough of you, he'll whisper naughty things in your ear that leave you leaking and making a run for it to your house.

dilf!bakugou that buys you lots of lingere and undergarments specially tailored and custom just for you.

dilf!bakugou that has fucked you in every corner in the house.

dilf!bakugou that bends you over tables or counters. and makes you be pantie-less most of the time because it just gives him better access.

dilf!bakugou that will see it fit that all your cravings are satisfied because you are his it, and he'd be a fool to not make you his and honestly, you're his only will to keep going and wake up in the morning everyday.

dilf!bakugou that's big on body worship. will spend hours teasing every corner of your body until he reaches the spot you've been aching for this entire time. sucking and leaving hickies all over your body in his wake specially in places he knows only he'll get to see. like the insides of your thighs and the valleys between your breasts.

dilf!bakugou that would create minor problems, just so you two would argue and he could angry fuck you.

dilf!bakugou that knows he wants to spend the rest of his life with you. because aside from the amazing sex, you make him whole again.

#withoutyou #bakugou katsuki #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugou #katsuki #bakugou katsuki x y/n #bakugou katsuki x you #bakugou katsuki smut #mha smut #mha oneshot #bakugou katsuki drabble #dilf!bakugou #dilf!katsuki #dilf!katsukibakugou #mha fic #mha x y/n #mha bakugou

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onsunnyside · 2 years

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hi sonny! i apologize in advance if this gets sent twice, technical difficulties😵‍💫 anyways, i have a long thot abt pervy brothers best friend!ari😁im so sorry i could not stop typing, pervy!ari has been on my minddd. okay here we go—

pervy brothers best friend!ari does everything in his power to get u caught in his trap. it isn’t even hard, ur so dumb and too innocent for ur own good, ari barely even has to try to get u wrapped around his finger.

you believe anything and everything he says — he told u to top wearing bras bc they’re bad for u and u asked no questions, u just stopped wearing them. u also started sleeping naked because he said it was better for you, which both r true but anyways. again, u didn’t ask questions, u simply did what ari said.

ari said you two are best friends, better friends than he is with ur brother. and being best friends means ari gets to stand between your legs and jerk off to your bare pussy as you stare in wonder. you even get to touch him sometimes, those are your favorite times because you want nothing more than to make your best friend happy, and sometimes (most times) ari even returns the favor.

and ari is a sneaky man, he slips his phone under your bathroom door and takes pictures of ur naked body when you’ve come out of the shower. he takes pictures of your bare chest when you’re sleeping— you’ve woken up to his cock between your sticky folds more times than you can count— and ari has more than enough pictures of your bare pussy; pictures with your sticky folds being parted by his fingers, some with your pussy covered in his cum, a lot of them are just pics of you bare in your sleep, he just can’t get enough!

also, ari definitely goes as far as taking ur virginity too! and ur so happy to give it to him bc he said it would make him the happiest best friend in the world, and you love ur best friend and want to please him so of course you let him take your virginity <3

-🐚

AHA I FOUND IT !! (i saw your other ask and checked right away)

OMG I LOVE 😵‍💫🫶 LET ME KITH YOUR BRAIN 😚😚 He fills your head with whatever he wants, making you into his perfect girl 😌

You look forward to when he sleeps over bc that means you’ll have those those special times. he’ll stop by your bedroom late at night, long after your brother has gone to bed, and he wakes you up by moving you however he pleases (bc yes he’s huge !! big and beefy !! total hunk !!) while you’re still bleary from sleep, he rubs the tip of his cock up and down your cunt: “sweet girl, you didn’t think I forgot about you, right?”

that bathroom stuff 🫡 me thinks he also taught you how to feel good with the shower head. he’ll always be there for you whenever think something is wrong: “it just—it keeps getting really sticky. Is that okay?” You FaceTimed him, showing him the wet spot on your panties up your skirt, “I have to leave soon, but I just… keep gettin’ really wet.” Little do you know he’s been touching himself since you sent him a picture of your soaked through panties 😖😖 and now watching you gently rub over your wet clothed folds, he can barely hold back, “I need a better look, baby. Show daddy what’s wrong.”

#🐚 anon #sonny drabbles #Ari loving hours #pervy bbf Ari

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literalite · 11 months

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jovan (he/him bi cis man)

one of sunny's ex flings, so, technically another among us oc although he's not on the ship. he just exists in the universe. was the pov character of this bit of writing (18+)

i never worked how old he is exactly but i thiiink he's around 30

usually blonde but that's one of the clearer hq pics i have of his face, so. a bit on the apathetic side, very much in his own head which is a bit of a weird trait for a nurse. he's got a pretty neutral bedside manner and will essentially do the bare minimum to make sure a patient doesn't die before moving onto the next job. he's gone through caring deeply and lost everything for it so he's decided it's just not for him. doesn't need those glasses actually, they belonged to his brother who died

look you can't see it in the pic but i swear this man has milkers. he's got a right to be called beefy

vinny (he/him ssssomething? mlm cis man)

if you've been around for any amount of time you know. you know. protagonist of meet me in the woods, caleb vatore's husband. dead dilf dom. i won't him find as he'll

ages like fine fucking wine

devout catholic, as a result pretty tormented generally. blood on his hands but the only blood that has ever mattered to him was that of his younger brother who died, in his eyes, due to his own negligence. passionate despite it all and tries to be a good man. would move heaven and earth and strike down immortals for those he loves. also he's 6'9. i don't believe in heaven but he does so i hope he made it there but i also keep digging up his body to slut him out so uh. sorry vin

boobs

#literaliteocfight #seph.txt #the way this could also be the dead brother edition

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rillils · 11 months

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RILLLLLSSSSSSSSS

ITS BEEN SO LONG HOW R U

YOUNG ROYALS.

SEASON 3 IS DONE 💞💞💞💞💞

SEASON 3 IS DONE 💔💔💔💔💔

ALSO THE NEW SEB PICS??????? BEEFY BUCKY WITH THE LONG HAIR 😍😍😍

ive been watching the last season if merlin 15 minutes at a time because i am not about to lose me sweethearts rn oh my lord

OMG SO MUCH TO UNPACK HERE GJDHDK

Okay, first things first, HELLO MY BABY 💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💖 I've missed you a lot around here, honey!! I'm doing alright, just the usual amount of stress - but let's be real, that's my default state of mind xD I hope you're doing well, my dear 🥰🥰🥰 Hopefully school is over (or will soon be over) so you can rest and enjoy your vacation 💕💕💕

NOW: HOLY PATCHOULI RAGU AND RAVIOLI, I JUST SAW THE ANNOUNCEMENT AND EDVIN AND OMAR'S VIDEO MESSAGE AND AHDJAGDKSLDJK *SCREECHES* I'm getting a bit emotional here ngl 🥺🥺🥺 I can't believe that the show is actually over now, even though it's probably gonna be a while before we can watch s3, since they just finished shooting 😭😭😭 I'm hoping with all my heart that s3 will give us what we desperately need!! A happy ending for the boys pls!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

As for one Sebastian Mcfreakin' Stan, I simply can't look at those pics and videos without WEEPING, HONEY, LIKE I'M TALKING LEAKING FAUCET, OPEN BAR, LEMME CRY IN YOUR COCKTAIL REAL QUICK KIND OF WEEPING HERE

he looks. so good. my brain cannot comprehend it. I look back and then back again and the little lightbulb in my skull keeps flickering on and off because?? Is this a real human??? Does anything remotely similar to This Man truly exist??????? With those arms that look like they could engulf you so sweetly and protect you from all harm, and those boobs- sorry I mean tits- sorry I mean chESt, that CHEST that looks like it was only made for your cheek to lie upon it, and be the firmest pillow you ever slept on? and the hair??? The stubble?? The high-waisted pants?? I've seen people slander those pants, right, but as far as I'm concerned they just enhance his whole I'm Too Hot, Hot Damn™ vibe these days. make the tiny waist look even tinier and the broad shoulders look even broader and omg I can't think about this for too long or I will spontaneously combust 🔥🔥🔥

Should I also mention that white tank tops never really did anything for me until this man came along?? AND THE RINGS. THE MUMMERFUCKING RINGS. It's like. Every now and then Mr Stan-Lookin-Good-There-Man decides to accentuate his long, nimble fingers with pretty glinting metal and my brain fucking short-circuits like "NOPE - WHAT DIS - CANNOT COPE"

I feel he has awakened a monster in me *flies into the sun*

As for Merlin, oh babe, I feel ya 🥺🥺 Take your time with it, honey, I'm sure your heart will thank you for it 💖💖💖 I love you very much bby 💕💕💕 I hope you have a super nice day 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

#stucky just stucky #personal #today on: sebstan is fkcing devastating pass it on #i love u honey!! sending you all the hugs in the world right now 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

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egipci · 2 months

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no please say more about how devastating it would have been if we’d had john in the later seasons. I personally am clenching every muscle in my body over how tall and skinny jdm is and how sturdy and broad (and shorter than his dad even though I know it’s just the angle they’re actually the sameish height but whatever) jensen looks in that pic of them

my dear friend, I'm generally not at all into size difference kink but there is nothing that brings me more joy than how they go from little twink dean and his big strong dad to beefy masc dude and his skinny old man <333 As it were we already have Dean carrying/physically helping his dad in almost every episode we see them together --- imagine if it were actual age-accurate John on top of that. Like, Dean can beat him up! Dean can hurt him! (and how does John feel about that? pride, admiration, envy, scrupulousness, security? etc). Except, of course Dean would never, ever hurt his dad, and neutralizing the issue of physical coercion really allows all sorts of interesting entry points into their relationship.

But also imagine if he'd been there with Dean at his most lethal/angry/violent. Every single time I see a gif of scruffy late seasons Dean being sad and grumpy I'm like, if only his dad were here to rail him, that would have fixed him. Many will have you believe that one or more characters have come to fulfill John's role in Dean's life, but I've never really been convinced by that. I think that little dude needs a break, and for all that their relationship was unhealthy and damaging and for all John had been cruel and careless, Dean can be "submissive" with his dad in a way he can't be with anybody else. It would be a fundamentally different show, depending on whether John never dies or if he's resurrected somehow, but these possibilities are always on my mind (mostly for the above-mentioned prurient reasons)

#asks #i'm always thinking about how john would see older dean/relate to him/like him etc etc #a chronic side effect of losing your dad in childhood i'm afraid #also there really is something so cool and sexy about “submission” without any meaningful threat of domination #and submission and trust despite past violation #he's self-aware enough and he has reason enough to hate his dad and distrust him and yet...

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kaoarika · 1 year

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Been thinking and playing around with some headcanons about the dwd boys physical body builts and I’m not sure if I can further elaborate on the reasons on why I am headcanoning them as such.

Maybe I can, but it’s because I kinda want to draw these interpretations sometime in the future?

Basically: I’m back with my “I get it, they are supposed to be tall, slender and bishonen marketable like-idols, but, also...” bs.

And, of course I start with my favorite blond demon, since this whole headcanon space thing wouldn’t have been possible... if it wasn’t for HIM ->

Mage - Actually a little more in the beefy side. Tall, but beefy, you know? I cannot really explain in words, but the guy is more or less a tank, physical force and all. And it would make sense considering what he normally wears (sleveless shirts, tank tops), and why his uniform jacket just doesn’t fit him.

We are also told that, while human food isn’t particularly “tastefully edible” for demons, we see he does enjoy (?) eating a whole roasted chicken, so, I MEAN, nutrients and calories for muscle building and energy, might be correct, right?

I have been struggling with what I think about the few official art in the past few years where sometimes anyone draws him more slenderish than he was supposed to be and I’m,,, confused, lol (weird built angles, I guess). I do know a particular (one of my faves, actually) fanartist DOES draw him with abs and with muscles (and I WOO those pics a LOT)... but I would personally like him more beefy... do you get my drift? (blame a certain werewolf that I cannot stop picturing Mage being a little beefy)

Rem - Slightly chubby, but average at best?. Not exactly slender, but also not certainly too chubby. I dunno how to explain it at full, like... for one, I feel like it would fit him? It would show some air of wealthness and the negative connotations about pleasing his father in regards to his duties as the Arlond/Kaginuki’s “heir”.

He has a nice face, and he dresses nicely (the lesser about the shoulderpads, the better), so I don’t think anyone would notice much he isn’t 100% slender or fit-fit. But, I think this might be product of stress and anxiety (plus loneliness) after oh-so-many years of abuse and negligence where he doesn’t seem to think much about himself, but the ones around him. And I think, his older/present appearance might serve as a mirror to his and Urie’s complex friendship relationship, especially in regards to Urie... which, by the way...

Urie - Fit, “hot” and attractive to the average normal human masses. Certainly the same as per usual in official appearance. He likes to show off because he is an incubus, a seductive demon, after all (that bathsuit sprite still makes me laugh to this day, lmao). He is supposed to look what the average human might go for “attractive” and “hot”.

In some way or form, I imagine this is also a very superficial way to outdo Rem in their “complex friendship” through an inferior complex of sorts (or whatever the hell they tried to explain his jealousy towards Rem, especially his home abuse situation which Urie was or may have been aware all the time, according to the game canon, iirc?), because, sometimes... jealousy is a b*tch and if there is ONE way to outdo your best friend, it might be this? It’s QUITE stupid, I know... but... I MEAN...

Shiki - Slender, petit. Much close to his actual official body built appearance, he is another one I don’t have much issues with, tbh. I dunno why, it just simply fits with his aesthetic as a whole. As a fallen angel and all that, he is certainly considered “beautiful” by his peers and the academy given his previous holy status. He has this “angelical beauty” aura, that no one else know how to explain it, that is certainly tricky once you get to know him.

Roen - Might be inclining into average at best (not slender, but also not chubby), but chubby is not that bad, either? Okay, here is the thing... I think it’s a little funny to think (for me) that he might get well-fed in his pomeranian form (and living within the Arlond/Kaginuki’s household might be a plus), and this might get reflected on his human appearance. I think it would fit him with a certain “cuteness” factor? (although he is also a little mischievous in his human form, and I think he might be embarrassed at times to be on his human form, because being a dog might have its advantages?) If there’s a guy from these demons that should be chubby at best, just for that, it should be Roen, lol.

Lindo - Fit, athletic (again, not soooo different from his official appearance). HOWEVER, he might get a little beefy (not as much as Mage) if his vampire side gets switched on. Lindo gets trained by the exorcists, and he is pursued to achieve what the priests and other exorcists of that organization tell him to so he can “suppress” his vampiric side, in some kind of balanced diet and exercise way. However, I think this may be a little consequential if his vampiric powers are activated, one way or another.

I’m not going to lie, when I first watched the anime, I was a tiny disappointed that the only change we see of his vampire side is... purely aesthetical: red eyes, a longer hair strand and longer nails (and fangs), lol. I mean, go off, I guess. I wanted it to be more... physical, lol.

I incline to believe that, maybe this is the best it could be given his constant training...? but I also believe the training might put his human body in a more stressful state when his vampire side wakes up. So, maybe he gets a little more “muscley” in a transformation kind-of way? Instead of simply the purely visual changes? (Who knows, maybe just as the demons supposedly have their alternate forms, the vampires also have a more “beast” like form? food for thought 👀...).

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To be fair, these are just fun ideas I have on my head, and I kinda want to explore them while drawing. That doesn’t mean I would simply stop drawing them in their official/vanilla appearances, since I cannot easily divorce from their official designs that MUCH... especially after all these years... but I guess I want more male body diversity in them? lol.

#kao's ramblings #kao's headcanons #dance with devils #some musings I have been having so it might not look 100% coherent lol

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hey-cringelord · 1 year

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hello. pictured below are eight different images from a horrific collection of pictures i’ve acquired over time that remind me of world of the living era renji specifically (with explanation!)

to start, i thought about arranging them all at the very bottom and explaining myself beforehand, but that’s boring. the pictures should be experienced first before trying to understand my thought process. to make things easy, i’ll explain it row by row.

first things first, i consider a good handful of characters in bleach to be disaster bisexuals. some examples: all the karakura kids, hisagi; i don’t consider renji to be as disasterous, but he’s definitely up there. more straight-leaning too. he thinks ichigo calling him an ex-bisexual after marrying rukia is the funniest thing ever BTW. and speaking of ichigo, him and renji fit the second pic to a T. just bros hanging out playing video games in karakura town, nothing to see here XD

second row is party renji. this is where he’s most bisexual. he takes pics like that tom hardy one, sends it out via soul communicator to a groupchat with all the lieutenants, then rukia, then ichigo. they’re all reminded by one picture alone that renji is kind of gay. the mads pic is the one he shares the morning after. (byakuya gets his hands on one of these photos at some point. renji is horrified to go back to seireitei)

third row is just stuff that reminds me of renruki. i’m so obsessed with the idea of tiny little rukia just slutting renji out. it’s so funny. she’s so small, like a bunny, and he’s massive with full-body tattoos and a terrifying hairline that pulls back into thick red hair. but she sluts him out. side note: he’s super into it.

last one is sort of just a body headcanon? i guess. i like to think renji is beefy. i feel like he kind of has to be to swing zabimaru around the way he does, and for how long he’s been doing it. i don’t know how tall he is and icba to look it up, but he’s just a big ol boy. towers over everyone. ichika and kazui like to swing back and forth on his arms like monkey bars. they’re totally weightless. if he’s too busy for them to mess around, he just T-poses and watches them try and fail to jump up and latch onto his biceps. lets say he’s 6ft5 (don’t look at me like that. let me have my moment)

#bleach #renji abarai #renruki #meme posting #all pics from pinterest by the way!#cringelord rambles

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rainbowsky · 2 years

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Hello, Mr. RB! Is it just me, or does GG look a little more beefy in the Lining Treadmill chat video? Like, the "Zharms" really stand out :)

This is in reference to a previous post.

He's been pretty beefy ever since he filmed Ace Troops. It seems like he's kept up a lot with his workout routines. Remember, he even posted a pic of a dumbbell recently. Fitness is an important part of being the hottest man alive. 😅

#xiao zhan #manly gg #ask

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maxthommusic · 2 years

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Maxwell-Thomas' Gear Buying Guide

I often write things and then delete them. Either I run out of time and don't feel the motivation to come back later and finish/edit, or I decide they're just useless. When I was younger I used to think sharing my thoughts was contributing to some collective knowledge base -- that if others could know how I was feeling about the circumstances in my life, maybe that would help somebody else out. But with Apple, Amazon and Google pretty much owning the world, smaller voices are nearly irrelevant. Only the best SEO surges to the top and if you Google something nowadays, you actually never have to leave Google to get your answer. Clicking thru to a webpage is essentially a thing of the past and most of the results in Google are ads Google wants you to click.

Want to grab an app on your iPhone? Has to be through the app store. Why? Because Apple charges 30% of all sales.

Want to sell stuff on Amazon? Better hope Amazon doesn't make an "Essentials" version. And good luck making record profits without Amazon.

The big boys are killing the smaller voices -- and while communities exist for the independent outlets (I think of all the amazing Twitch streamers out there killing it with their fanbases), the uphill battle is impossible to deny. YouTube constantly demonetizes channels and gets people with unfair copyright claims. Just think of Twitter and how long it let Donald Trump say whatever the hell he wanted to even though we damn well knew it was causing real world harm. Twitter didn't want to silence a giant. But it would block you from posting a dick pick immediately.

Interestingly enough, the bigger outlets have made traffic even more transparent too. You can see how well each and every post of yours does across almost any site. How well is that new pic of you at the beach performing? Did your provocative question on Twitter generate a fervent reaction? Is your blog actually worth pursuing?

In my mind, a blog is near useless if you're not some sort of influencer. And I guess you gotta start somewhere. But do I really have something to say that hasn't been said before?

If anything, I just feel like a voice of reason sometimes and the Internet does not glorify those with pragmatic thoughts. It crowns those with the hottest takes. And I just don't know if I have anything hotter to say than, "Games don't need to be more than 10 hours to be great!"

But today is a different day. Today I'm at the office early with time to spare. I could work on some stuff ahead of time, but when things are quiet like this, it's nice to take advantage. When I'm at home I usually go for a walk, game, clean, play guitar -- there are hundreds of other things I'd rather do than sit and write. But at the office? What else is there to really do besides work or mess around on the Internet? And I'm 32 years old. "Web surfing" just really isn't my thing (nor was it really ever). I love a good deep dive on something I'm researching, but that was yesterday when I decided I might need to get a 4x12 cabinet in my life.

At rehearsal on Monday I played through a garbage "Dime" guitar head, but it was through a 4x12. And I asked my metalhead buddy if the "power and thump" I was feeling was coming from the cab or the head. I'd deduced it had to be the cabinet because I've played through many a guitar amp that's a 1x12 or maybe even 2x12 that are rated 80 watts and higher (Fender Twin's are at least 100W without me double checking...) and I even remember testing plenty of beefy heads when I worked at a music shop and never feeling this power I was getting from a garbage amp. Buddy confirmed the 4x12 life is probably what I'm looking towards.

Here's a breakdown of how I decided what amp is for me in 2022 (maybe this can help you buy an amp too).

So I first knew I needed a head because I want to upgrade to a 4x12 cabinet (no way in hell I'm getting a combo with a 4x12 configuration. I think a few exist... at least 4x10... and that would just be way too needlessly heavy).

Then I was thinking of my favorite artists -- Minus the Bear, Third Eye Blind, Foo Fighters -- what amps do they use? MTB is known for their use of Vox, Mesa/Boogie, Fender. Third Eye, Matchless. Foo Fighters, Friedman, Hiwatt. A lot of my favorite records feature the Mesa/Boogie Dual Rectifier.

But I know what I need: 1 or 2 channels (TOPS), not too many EQ controls, definitely don't need Rev or Tremolo. So I'm looking at some of my favorite brands and models -- everything in the vintage market is just too expensive. It ain't happening. The Orange OR15 from the 90s I'd love to rock? Just never gonna happen unless I start making more money (which seems doubtful in my lifetime).

So I went to Sweetwater to see if there's anything I can finance. Sure enough -- I checked the filters for the brands I know I like and trust. And I know I want plenty of headroom for massive clean tone. So filter for 50W and above.

I then got rid of anything 3 channels or more -- I'm never going to use that many channels on my amp. I prefer pedals to rock multiple gain stages. Hooking up a footswitch to my board is just inelegant.

That honestly left me with only a few options. From there I ditched anything with too many knobs (I just don't need Low, Low Mid, Mid, Hi Mid, Treble, Hi Treble) and anything that didn't boast clean tone. For example, a few amps claimed, "Go from saturated to scorching! Classic vintage tone!" See ya.

From there, I landed on Morgan Amps' MVP 66. A brand new amp that apparently boasts the moniker, "King of the clean tone." It's a stylish amp that's got modern sensibilities, only a few knobs (but one very important feature: POWER SCALING), and boasts exactly what I want.

Obviously you gotta try these things out. Check videos on GOOD speakers (to really hear the tone) and do your best to find a shop that has it to scope out. But sometimes your gear selection is in the details. What do you need? What can you live without? It's that simple sometimes. What brands do you trust? Who do you want to know better?

Idk if my story is helpful or not, but let me know if it helps you buy a new guitar, amp, pedal, or anything cool.

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puppypeter · 2 years

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Everyone that follows me knows I tend to see prompts in every single thing around me and online so I thought I'd put together all the articles/pics/tweets/videos I've saved that made me go 'Imagine that but Stucky'

Dog Who Works At Laundromat Can't Stop Taking Naps On All The Machines

I don't know why I have a thing for laudromats aus but imagine store owner Steve with his big doggo and Bucky trying to do his wash but feeling like someone is staring at him...

Cap!Steve/Modern!Bucky au. Steve not really having dated before and being a little bit over the top (or what others would consider a bit too much) when it comes to trying to impress his date. But Bucky just loves him already. He can see it's all coming from the heart, that Steve is a giant awkward softie who somehow thinks he needs to try so hard to impress him. (Yes, we know that's not how Steve usually is but some of us like to read AUs with big dumb blushy virgin idiot Steve... leave us alone!! ahah). Also those trays are dope!

The hot veterinarian steve au!! For more ideas just follow the guy in the picture @andresantosvet on instagram (x)

vs Bucky as a veterinarian! 🥺 (video here)

Enemies to lovers neighbours AU! This is totally grumpy Bucky's sign who has had enough of Steve very early and very varied workouts (and of all his moaning which he definitely... doesn't.. like....)

I don't even need to explain this one, do I? We all know who that is. I love the idea of big beefy steve with a baby just because he'd be a giant carrying a tiny bundle but at the same time I can picture pre-serum steve doing this too. But who is bucky? Does he work at the gallery? Is he there with friends? Is he the author of a painting the baby just started crying at?

I think everyone has seen the video (x) but the kid takes his cap off for all the princesses. So single dad Steve taking his son to Disney World/land and he does this but to everyone, including the princes and one of them is Bucky! (or the other way around tbh, they both have the prince charming looks)

I guess this can be the sequel to the previous one? ahah this is too adorable!!

Bringing this one back because why not? Pre-serum Steve out with big sweet polite doggo Lulabelle meets big beefy Bucky who has this tiny ass but loud af bark at everything chihuahua. Somehow their dogs seem to be their opposites, but very similar to the other lol

Also:

- I'm not going to repost but every time I see the comics by Strange Planet I can picture Steve and Bucky in the 21st century (I know that's not how they talk and they're a lot smarter but I feel they would do something like that on purpose to mess with the others)

- Stucky's daughter being over the top or teacher/parent au based on this

- Maybe I've been watching too many episodes of Superstore (plus a bunch of retail related memes and tiktoks like this one) but would love a customr service stucky au. I think they'd be brutal, the sassiness that would come out at all the Karens...

PS: I don't actually expect anyone to write any of these (even when I call them prompts or say I would love to read). I just like sharing ideas I can see Stucky in so that y'all can suffer with me at the overload of cuteness. If anyone has ever any thoughts on these please share them with me, I love to see what other people see x character do in x situation! My inbox is always open!

#stucky #stucky au #stucky fics #stucky prompt #stucky ideas

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roanniee · 3 years

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Aces HCs

Headcannons? Yes. Yes.

THIS IS FOR ALL MY FILIPINO FAMS OUT THERE HAHAHA

The 3RD YEAR Aces + Sakusa and Meian being taught the "Filipino" way of washing clothes? Yes please.

Filipinos mostly wash clothes while outside, with a few deep, circular tubs, and a manual pump.

warning: chaos, crack and a bit of spicy content bc.... water soaked aces and meian? hello?

So for this hcs, S/o are at the least, a quarter Filipino. I usually tend to make it as general as possible but... hehehe for the sake of this one.

Thank you to @lovemeian @ushisrever and @saudade-mayari for their inputs HAHAHA

@slutbench helped too ig HAHAHA

Anyway, Enjoy!

ARAN OJIRO

Mans is very curious. He visited the Philippines with you, saw your aunt handwashing the clothes and has the need to help.

Such a gentleman I swear.

Let me help you, Aunty.

He would NOT let you help either.

Even if he doesn't know how to do it, he won't let you help him.

So you sit down a little ways away and tell him what to do.

hE IS SO RECEPTIVE AND ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS WHEN YOU EXPLAIN IT.

So... I rub the cloth between my knuckles like this?

Yes, Aran. You're doing amazing.

He is so careful too, that no water splashes on his clothes.

good for you tbh. The baklas and the titas aren't staring.

but you know how them muscles flex so...

goodluck to you.

Asahi Azumane

Girl. Boy. Bakla. Tomboy.

Oh you poor dear.

He is such a baby in this

I am so sorry for you.

You ask him if he wants to help bc you see him watching you halfway through the coloured load.

He just shyly nods and goes over to you.

The moment he sits down...

Oh honey...

Like a baby trying to swim. Dogpaddles his way through the next load.

He's terrified that he's gonna rip the clothes with his strength so he uses minimal force

It barely cleans the shirt but you just sneakily redo it for him

mans is so proud of himself when he's done

pls praise him.

bc he'll give you kisses and will be more determined to help you.

Hajime Iwaizumi

Ah. The man of the hour.

the entire reason why this was thought of.

we all know that Iwa is half filipino hc right? Right.

Listen. mans already know what to do.

His Nanay had to handwash his clothes when he was young.

Batang kalye si Haji please

Asal kalye yan

BUNGISNGIS DIN YAN PUTA

I feel so sorry for Mama Iwaizumi please

but he matured

and he knows how to wash them clothes.

It's laundry day? He's already up, the clothes are piled and separated in their respective batya and he's pumping the poso like hell.

and he's gonna make you help.

y'know that pic of him with his sleeves all the way up his shoulders? yeah that's gonna be him.

but add in the wet shirt bc he's splashing the water everywhere

so you got the view.

also he uses tide bar with downy according to @saudade-mayari HAHAHA

Koutarou Bokuto

First of all. Don't let him help.

For your sanity, just don't.

He's a literal kid.

He's amazed by how you wash the clothes and he wants to help.

But what ends up happening?

You don't get the laundry done

till late at night bc of him

He's literally playing with the water and the clothes

and he's genuinely amazed at how a bar of detergent could lather so much

mans got you both soaking too

I am so sorry for you

but!

he made up for it

by hanging the clothes up for you when you're done

AND

cuddling you all night hehe

Wakatoshi Ushijima

Oh god.

Another clueless one

Just make him pump the poso.

please

bc if you make him wash it

he wouldn't know what to do

I am? Supposed to wash it by hand? How?

Just follow my lead, hon.

Unlike Asahi who was too scared to rip

Toshi doesn't know his strength.

Mans will rip the clothes and he wouldn't even notice it.

So unless you want the clothes to be all ripped like a poor recreation of ripped denim fashion

don't make him wash it please.

just make him get you water and lift the heavy loads lmao.

Kiyoomi Sakusa

You... are better off letting him do as he pleases.

LIKE DON'T EVEN ASK HIM.

You will not be able to convince this man to wash clothes the Filipino way.

I'm being serious.

He won't even touch the poso.

It's so rusty why would I even go there?

man will travel however long he needs to and will use mineral water as laundry water.

mans will also complain about everything.

Why does the detergent smell like that?

The water?? comes from underground??

What about the filtration system??

Oh and my personal favourite

YOU LET THE SUN AND THE MUSTY AIR DRY THE CLOTHES??

Yes, Kiyo. We do.

...I'm buying you and your family a washing machine and dryer set.

Kiyo no-

…Yeah no good luck lmao

Shuugo Meian

this one is for Lavi HAHAHA

Oh lawdddd

expect people drooling over this man

this 6'5.2, beefy man

like even the lolas are drooling lmao

why?

bc mans is gonna be washing them clothes shirtless.

arms out in display

abs glistening with soapy water

thighs flexing?

back sweating?

whooooo don't get distracted

focus on glaring at the people staring lmao

mans is so good at washing the clothes though like...wow

and he's very efficient and quick.

A job that would've taken you hours? done in an hour.

And he hangs them up so perfectly too.

mans is perfect. don't let him go

looking at you Lavi

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stargirlfics · 3 years

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hi honeybun 🥺 i’m starting to feel reallllllyyyyyy little tonight and i just wanted to ask if you would share you most favorite henry cavill looks? 🥺🥺 i’m quite fond of how he looks in that video of him building the pc (he just looks so big!) buuutttt i wanna know what you think

Hi angel!!! I totally feel you on that one! There’s something about watching him concentrate on building something that just 🥺👉🏾👈🏾 he really does look beefy in that video

I want him to pick me up like that tbh firm but real gentle you know

Some of my other favorite looks are these:

He just looks like definition of stern daddy™️ in these and it makes me feraL! Not to be that person but literally imagine being in littlespace and you’re at his feet in that second pic coloring or something and he leans down to kiss you 🥺 thanks I want it!

And finally, when his curls are showing!!!

It gives him such a soft, teddy bear kind of vibe and I just wanna play with it 🥺 I bet his hair is so soft and can you imagine waking up and giggling at him and he’s like what? and you’re like daddy your hair is all crazy!...no it’s ok I’m fine sir!

His Walter look is also one of my faves cause it takes that teddy bear look to like a grizzly bear type of look and I’m really all about it! 🥰🥰🥰

And lastly as just one of my favorite pictures of him:

It’s giving me real, picnic with him and Kal and your favorites stuffies and he lets you lay on him and you watch the clouds go by together and he asks you what shapes they make! 🥺

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk lmfao but yeah these are some of my favoriteeeees although I’m sure he could sport any look and I’d be like that’s a meal! I’m so glad you asked!

#henry cavill #daddy!henry cavill x little!reader #asks

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toorumochi · 3 years

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Hello~ I created some KaruShuu Headcanons for you guys~ hope you enjoy ❤️🧡 (Questions ain’t mine, I just answered them) Also some of them are based off fanfics I have written/read.

Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?

KARMA IS A BITCH AND IS ROCKING THE FERRIS WHEEL SEAT WHILE SHUU IS HOLDING ONTO THE POLE FOR DEAR LIFE

Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time?

Hm. Both. Lmao

Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?

Karma is the sexy time, always time and Shuu is the relaxing time one BUT. That doesn’t mean he isn’t playing along with Karma

Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on?

Karma. Karma walks around at least half naked maybe some boxers - and it’s not like shuu doesn’t enjoy watching his manly man walking around the house beefy af and flexing his muscles without even trying but he still tells karma to put some clothes on

Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?

I DONT CAREEE HOW SOFT THE ARGUMENT WAS. KARMA SLEEPS ON THE COUCH.

Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?

BOTH DO. BOTH DO TAKE PICS OF THE OTHER ONE AND THEY TEASE THEM WITH THE PICS LATER ON

Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”?

I would say that Karma was the first one who said ‘I love you’ and the ‘bc I love you’ feels like smth Shuu would say

Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts?

Shuu likes to wear Karmas, and then:

“...shuu pls give me my clothes back I swear I have nothing to wear-“

Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after?

Karma would be the one with cool dreams and wake Shuu up but since Shuu is a supporting bf/husband he will listen to him ❤️ and when it comes to nightmares, I would say that Shuu gets them but Karma is always there to comfort him ❤️❤️

Who is more likely to cheat?

No❤️ but if it’s in a video game- karma. He is a little bitc-

Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?

NDNSNSNSBD KARMA WOULD MAKE JOKES ABOUT IT LIKE

“Wait whattt??? You have a crush on me? Omggg stahp I’m blushing now”

“......Karma we are dating-“

Or better!

“What? Omg- really? You actually have a crush on me? Damn Shuu why didn’t you tell me”

“...Karma we are marrIED-“

Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?

Karma is a little bitch and he would start with maybe splashing some water onto Shuu and then Shuu turns to face him with a straight face “oh it’s on”

Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?

Both initiate duets; anywhere and everywhere - and Shuu is the better singer. Karma sounds like a bitch

Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?

Hmmm maybe Karma would take it easy with the hand holding; like he would start taking Shuus hand when they are at home and when it comes to public he lets it be and waits for Shuu; cause if he is ready to hold hands, Karma is ready too.

GRABBING BUTTS- OMG PLS. KARMA. KARMA WOULD. AND AND HE WOULD TEASE SHUU ABOUT BEING HEAVIER THAT HE IS AND SAY THAT HIS ASS IS 4KG HEAVIER.

AND THE ARM SLIDING AROUND THE WAIST- *slams fist on the table* KARMA WOULD DO THIS ANYWHERE LITERALLY ANYWHERE.

AND THE BELT LOOPS- SHUU. SHUU WOULD THIS BUT LIKE HE WOULD DO IT AS A SIGN THAT HE IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND WANTS TO LEAVE SO HE SHOWS IT TO KARMA THAT WAY AND I THINK ITS ADORABLE.

Who likes to write the others name on their wrist?

Karma would doodle his own name on Shuus arm during study sessions or so ksksksks bonus: Shuu does NOT wash it off, when in the shower, he has this one hand stretched out so the water won’t touch the doodle.

Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed?

Shuu. Both is Shuu. Pls.

Who is more protective?

Karma is pretty protective- but not in an obsessive way, more like taking care of Shuu and his health as well as his eating habits and sleep

Who talks to the other while they are sleeping?

Karma would just talk and talk till Shuu falls asleep but karma KEEPS ON TALKI-

Who drives and who has the window seat?

Karma drives bc he is the most terrain oriented and besides, Shuu likes to drink from time to time (like coming back from parties or so) so there is no way that a drunk Shuu at the steering wheel would survive.

Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?

Shuu would fall asleep in Karmas lap (DURING SHREK MARATHONSSS 🥴 Idk if anyone gets that but in my fanfics on Wattpad Karma is OBSESSED with Shrek lmao so Shrek marathons >>>) and Karma would carry him to bed.

Who cuts the others hair?

I would say Shuu would cut Karmas hair, pls he is perfect at everything. (.......except cooking and baking *clears throat*)

Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day?

Shuu is hella bad at sexting, but when he is drunk he is the god of flirting lmao

And the encouraging ones- hm... both djdjdjd

Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry?

AAAAAA NOOOO *war flashbacks: “You’re my Moron” fanfic ending II”*

Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them?

KARMA KARMA KARMA WOULD. KARMA WOULD START TO RANDOMLY SLOW DANCE WITH SHUU IN THE KITCHEN AND THEN KISS HIM AAAAA

Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush?

KARMA DOES THIS IN THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE TIMES PLS

Who kissed first?

OH OH!!!

I think!!! That if maybe Karma was the first one to confess bc come on, Shuu has a reputation so yea, but when it comes to first kiss- Shuu would. Shuu would be the one who kisses Karma like totally randomly, maybe hanging out at each other houses and watching a movie and then Shuu leaNS IN AND KISSES HIM AAAAA-

Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark?

JDJSJSHS KARMA WOULD ORDER TAKE OUT BUT ONLY WHEN THEY ARE MAKING MOVIE MARATHONS AND THE FOOD RUNS OUT- AND THE THREE AM WATER GETTING IS SHUU BC HE IS JUST SCARED OF THE DARK YES.

Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them?

YES. THIS. SHUU WOULD. Since he plays many instruments, he finds himself creating love songs for Karma butttt he wouldn’t give them to him bc he would be too embarrassed ndndndnd on the other hand, Karma would write poetry and stories for Shuu like very dorky ones and cute and Shuu finds it adorable on the inside but he has to keep his reputation and standards and stuff like that up so he just says it’s stupid but let me tell you, that boy loves Karmas poetry and stories

Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?

KARMA WOULD TRY TO IMPRESS AND THEN BAM. HOSPITAL.

BUT. JUST BC KARMA IS A DORK, IT DOESNT MEAN THAT SHUU ISN’T. IMAGINE SHUU TRYING TO BAKE SMTH FOR KARMA FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HE FUCKS UP SO BADLY THEY HAD TO CALL A FIRE DEPARTMENT-

Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute?

KARMA WOULD WEAR GLASSES BUT HE WOULDN’T BE EMBARRASSED BUTTT SHUU WOULD FIND HIM EVEN MORE ATTRACTIVE

who worries about what they will look like when they are older?

BOTH, they worry that they won’t be good looking enough for the other one

who hogs the blanket?

Karma is a hoe.

who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts?

Pls, Shuu would rather die than not eat his own pizza left overs butttt Karma sometimes wont finish them and Shuu gladly accepts 😩❤️ (also a fanfic reference, bc Shuu loves pizza in that one fanfic so yea-)

who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie?

BOTH BUT WHEN THEY ARE WATCHING A MOVIE TOGETHER AND ITS SAD THEY WONT ADMIT NOR SHOW IT

who talks while playing video games?

KARMA WOULD CONSTANTLY TALK AND THAT WAY HE CAN BEAT SHUU BC HE DISTRACTS HIM BUT SHUU ALSO TALKS BC HE HAS QUESTIONS ABOUT THE GAME

who sings along with the radio?

KARMA SINGS BUT HORRIBLY AND SHUU IS THE TYPE TO HUM TO THE SONGS

who would enter them both into a talent show?

KARMA BUT NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, RIO WOULD FORCE THEM TO DO THAT BEFORE KARMA CAN EVEN THINK OF IT

who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking?

DO I NEED TO ANSWER THIS? 💀 (Shuu.)

who would throw the other into a pool?

KARMA WOULD THROW SHUU INTO A POOL. IDC. HE WOULD. B U T SHUU WOULD QUICKLY GRAB ONTO KARMA AND THEY BOTH LAND IN THE POOL. I DON’T MAKE THE RULES.

who shops for groceries?

THEY BOTH DO BUT KARMA IS MORE ORIENTED DJDJDJ

who kills the spiders?

PLSSSS SHUU IS S C R E E T C H I N G AT THE SIGHT OF A SPIDER. KARMA IS THERE TO KILL/GET IT OUT TO SAFETY BUT BEFORE THAT, HE CHASES SHUU AROUND THE HOUSE WITH IT

who is the morning/night person?

SHUU IS A MORNING PERSON AND KARMA A NIGHT PERSON. BUTTTT ON SOME DAYS- *EHEM* SHUU ISNT A MORNING PERSON BC THEY HAD S-

whO PROPOSES?

KARMAAAAAAAA

I thinkkk that I have more of those- as soon as I find them, I’ll post them here 😩✨

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