On the topic of how way too many people are apparently offended that Obi-wan Kenobi is now canonically bisexual, it genuinely baffles me how many people still think lgbt narratives are unrealistic, especially in a setting like Star Wars.
You're telling me in a world where humans interact with hundreds of different sentient species all with their own cultural nuances and different biology and are able to coexist in relative peace, you think those same people give a rats ass about something as little as SEXUALITY? B u L L s H I T.
Maybe I'm biased because I myself am bisexual, but if I could walk out a door and almost get my ass beat by a giant sentient worm, who other people are fucking would be the least of my worries. Who I choose to fuck would be the least of my worries too. It's a vast universe. Time to experiment. WHO is gonna judge me, huh? An Ergesh, whose species reproduces by planting a seed from their bodies in a swamp called the Shoolbloorp, the "Land of Beginnings," during a special mating ceremony??
Having lived through the nightmare that was the Dragon Age fandom and the discourse around like... every single NPC, its pretty incredible to be playing Baldurs Gate now and coming on here and just... enjoying the content? It feels exactly the same but like no one's sending paragraph long anon hate about you liking a certain character I swear you can literally feel the user base of this website maturing.
dragons rising really went "so what if we fucking nail every character and make every character fucking rule and introduce a bunch of new characters and oh here's kai just getting the best characterization in years/fucking ever. like man kai deserves some time so let's just make him the best. here's all the depth to kai that you've been imagining for the past decade. just for you" and then i'm supposed to be normal about it
also the fact that he made this big sacrifice, telling bonsel to close the portal, and nobody even gets to know he willingly sacrificed himself this time. cuz they couldn't hear him.
oh and here's a kai and nya kid flashback go cry about it
last season we had a kid lloyd flashback. any bets on kid jay, cole, or newly built zane flashbacks?
probably i SHOULDN'T migrate elsewhere if tumblr goes belly-up. i just scrolled thru my dash for 20 minutes and in that short span i could feel myself transform from a mildly tired 27-year-old butch into an active serial killer.
rolling cookie dough I made a few days ago into balls so I can freeze them for later, and all I really want, what I want in my soul, is to conjure some human beings I can feed cookies to.
....my apartment has a severe shortage of people to feed cookies to.
* With apologies to John Gillespie Magee Jr.'s "High Flight."
† Hectocotylus: a male octopus's specialized tentacle arm used in copulation. I feel confident this is the first time any iteration of this word has been used in a sonnet in the history of the universe.
‡ Rianna belongs to @probablylostrightnow and consumed the astral tadpole.
§ Prodigious thanks to @perahn for assistance with meter, form, and the word hectocotylus.
Meredith Glynn turns me into a misogynist. I’m always like supernatural would have benefited from a writers room with more women in it. Watches a meredith ep. Ummmmmmmmmm. Well. Hear me out. Sometimes things that are boys clubs are right?
the worst thing about crying really hard is like that's the rest of your day shot. like i'm reasonably calmer than i was earlier but i'm fucking exhausted and all i want is a nap.