#jeff replies

[crushedsweets]

I ❤️ hot moms

#THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR THAT SENTIMENTAL ASK AGAIN AND I COULDNT TAKE MYSELF SERIOUSLY HELP IM SO SORRY ANON #ILL REPLY TO YOU I SWEAR IM JUST BAD AT DRAWING THESE TWO #creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #creepypasta art #bendrowned #ben drowned #jeff the killer #jeff the killer art #sweetart

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s live streaming one night in his studio and Steve’s there in the background, reading a magazine because Steve is the type of guy to still buy magazines. Eddie’s just finished giving his opinion on the Grammy when Steve asks, “If you could marry any celebrity, who would it be?”

Eddie: Well, seeing as I’m already married. None of them.

Steve: If we got divorced.

Eddie: If we got divorced, I’d dedicate my life to winning you back.

Steve: Okay, I died then. You’ve grieved, you’ve mourned, you’re ready to start dating again. Who would it be?

Eddie: Yeah, no. I know a trick question when I see one, Stevie. If I name someone then you’ll get jealous and every time we watch tv and they’re in it, you’ll say “oh, there’s the guy you’d leave me for” until the day we die.

Steve:

Steve: So, it’s Pedro Pascal?

Eddie: He’s the Mandalorian!

Steve:

Steve, picking his magazine back up: That’s interesting

Eddie, just barely not rolling his eyes: Same hypothetical, who’d you marry?

Steve: Jeff

#Eddie’s not prepared for Jeff to be his answer and just barely manages to hold his laughter when he replies with ‘wow can’t believe you’re #trying to Yoko my band sweetheart’ #Jeff’s in the comments like: I’m flattered??? #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[corrodedcoughin]

Thinking about steddie future where they're both just average guys. No rockstars, no basketball players just two Normal men living a normal life because honestly? they deserve it. They deserve soft domesticity and happiness.

They both have jobs they like but don't love and they're happy with that. Eddie maybe becomes an electrician, working for someone else's company. His coworkers are chill, he gets to get out and work with his hands and that's more than he could have asked for. Steve is a physical therapist, or a manager in some business. He likes his team and the steady hours. He's not working for his dad which is a plus.

They buy a house together, that's not a mansion but it's not a trailer either. Steve does a lot of the dishes because Eddie hates it, hates the feeling of old food on the plates and cutlery. So Eddie will kiss Steve on the cheek and does the laundry because Steve fucking hates laundry. And sitting on the floor watching TV while he folds clothes is honestly sort of relaxing?? Love is doing the chores your partner hates.

Steve and Robin go out for brunch at least once a month, where they catch up and gossip for hours and hours and Steve comes home lighter with updates on Robin and Vickie. Eddie will have nightly phone calls with Wayne, where they talk and laugh and Eddie will eventually hand the phone over to Steve so he and Wayne can talk sports together. When he's in town Dustin will come over and stay in their spare room and they laugh and joke so much it's just like old times. They go over to Jeff's house for dinner on a semi regular basis, and it's nice having normal friends.

They adopt a very annoying cat who will climb all over them in bed and meow in their faces when they don't wake up to feed it breakfast in time. Steve will go for jogs on a Saturday morning, coming home to Eddie reading in bed. Some old western book Wayne recommended to him. There's a steaming cup of coffee waiting on their bedside tables that Eddie's prepared.

They take time off of work and go on a week long vacation because they can do that now. They do dorky touristy things and Eddie buys a mug to send to Wayne. Steve takes a lot of dorky photos of the two of them.

Idk they deserve to be normal and alive and happy with no upside down anymore <3

Oh I love this! I had actually been thinking about tradesman Eddie for a little bit I am so, so glad you’ve come up with this!

I can so completely see him learning a trade and just getting employed and put through his time by a small local employer! He has to go through his exams and that part of it worries him when he first gets the job but his team end up being really supportive and Steve stays up late with him, practicing circuits and wiring and quizzing him on currents and volts. Eddie returning the favour, letting Steve mark up his muscles and be a living anatomy dummy. Sure it gets a little sexy from time to time but more often than not it’s just them testing each other as Steve identifies bones and Eddie talks about parallel circuits.

The monthly brunches mentally and physically revive Steve after working extended hours with patients that he really does want the best for but a jobs a job and it can get pretty tiring. They joke that they rebalance each others chakras but they really do feel realigned after their meet ups. Eddie can see it to, sometimes he’ll come pick them up when it’s been a boozy brunch and delights in seeing them happy and light, clambering over each other to tell Eddie something about one of the waiters or an especially good dish they ordered. When he drops Robin home Steve sits in the front and looks at peace and Eddie feels the same way.

Their weekends are for them, sometimes that means staying home and cleaning the whole place between ordering food in and sometimes that means going on a day trip and taking Wayne around all the antique spots around the county and seeing what horrors they can uncover. Top spot currently sits with Wayne’s find of a doll whose limbs had been replaced with horse legs and had the head of a fish. Of course they bought it.

Every time they go on a holiday they make sure to send postcards to everyone, including themselves, seeing if they’ll get home before the postcard does. Steve keeps them in a photo album, each with a Polaroid of them next to it. Sometimes taken by a stranger, sometimes just a close up of their faces squashed together. It’s Eddie’s favourite thing to go through on their anniversary, or any day really, just loves being reminded that this is the life they get to have.

It’s mundane, dare say even normal, but they love it. Steve comes home every night, happy to put his scrubs in the washing machine next to Eddie’s uniform, happy to be where he feels loved.

#momo :((((( you never put a foot wrong and your words are Art #I honestly feel very lucky to receive them #cat dads is so painfully true. they buy it the best food they can afford and toys and cat nip and pander to its every need #and it just loves them so aggressively for it. they have one of those baby slings for it #I love them doing dorky tourist stuff!!! I want them messing with perspective to create funny photos like holding buildings #Steve being on the phone with Wayne for the entirety of the game so they can discuss it real time. sometimes it’s just silence and Eddie #will go to speak and both Steve and Wayne will stress shush him so he goes off to meet Jeff and the guys #sometimes the guys come over and they have a night of whatever movie has come out on tape #it’s domestic and normal and they get old and happier #they go to whatever gig eddie gets tickets for. they go on their first trip abroad. they host Christmas. #(only the once though. neither of them have recovered from that experience) #idk you are just so right they can just be normal guys in love and being happy #sorry this isn’t the best reply I’m very rusty. I just love your ideas #thank you so much I really mean it #momo #stranger things #eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington #ask

[clockwrkpendrxgon]

henry fox seeing alex’s story:

#sorry i just had to #yk bc henry never replies to alex’s bed selfies #and then this shows up in his ig stories like #red white and royal blue #henry fox mountchristen windsor #alex claremont diaz #rwrb #rwrb movie #rwrb on prime #nicholas galitzine #taylor zakhar perez #firstprince #jeff bottoms #bottoms movie

[pure-jeff-ward]

Now I’m 100% certain Jeff deliberately portrayed Buggy as a horny murderous clown 😳

Can I just say hot damn?!

BESTIE NO!!! You cannot kill me like this!!! I'm about to jump off a cliff bc of thisssss holy sheeeeet!!!💀💀💀

#buggysamawaifu #replies #jeff ward #buggy the clown #bts #oh my lord #i need a cold shower #*faints* #jeff pics

[dontlookheswatching]

Hey Jeffery are ya a homo

Jeff: …I’m bisexual.

#He wanted to say something super sarcastic but Ben restrained him so don’t mind his awkwardness or grumpy expression #creepypasta #creepypasta fandom #art #creepypasta art #gaymer art #jeff the killer #Jeffery woods #jeff woods #gaymer reply

[the-floral-perspective]

Ok y’all

If I started writing hazbin hotel/helluva boss scenarios and headcannons would y’all read em’?

I’ve been inlove with Lucifer so erm

Idk just let me know if y’all would read that

#creepypasta #creepypasta smut #eyeless jack #ben drowned #dr smiley #homicidal liu #jeff the killer #puppeteer #ticci toby #ben drowned smut #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #this is a genuine question #pls reply

[kirk-goes-to-gallifrey]

jeff satur fans what's your top 3 fav tracks?

#I'm getting into thai pop now :) #reply / reblog / put them in the tags / send them in an ask / whatever you prefer #preferably upbeat-ish songs if you can?? #spotify playlists only give me ballads and I'm not the biggest ballad person #jeff satur

[theangiediary]

😮‍💨

#jeff's casual masculinity. jared's huge fucking arms. jen's..... Well #ALSO not him leaving jared out of his reply 😭 #baby you are down so bad for jeff it's not even funny #(its very very funny) #sloppy saturday fr

[dreamgirledward]

hey! if you're looking for a sign NOT to watch the rings of power, this can be it if you want 🥰 film-lover's psa incoming:

(this was originally a drop-down message on my the beauty of: lotr amv, which i deleted and copied here instead!)

lotr was created out of earnest love for the source material and the magic of filmmaking. the films took a total of 8 years to produce, including pick-up shots. they shot all three films continuously, well over a year, because peter jackson knew exactly what his vision would entail. the fellowship cast got matching tattoos after the experience because of how bonded they were by the end of production (john rhys-davies was the only one not to get one bc he said his stunt double, who does have a matching tattoo, did most of the hard work for him! ha!). the films put new zealand on the map and jackson opened the door for kiwi filmmakers of his generation and beyond in a way the world had never seen before. fun fact! the films also employed a huge number of Māori actors and you can actually hear and watch them doing the haka during specific battle scenes.

lotr is the perfect marriage of both 20th and 21st century filmmaking, expertly utilizing award winning practical and special effects mixed with cgi to create something wholly unique and almost timeless. compared to the two towers and return of the king being colour graded digitally, fellowship was still physically graded via colour timing (colourizing film in a lab, traditionally how all colour films were developed before the digital age), a prime example of just how new digital colour grading was in the industry. gollum was also a big first for the film industry: andy serkis shot his scenes in a motion capture suit (opposite elijah wood and sean astin), and the level of work weta digital put in to bring gollum to life resulting in such a sheer level realism was unprecedented. gollum still stands the test of time today and has aged incredibly well. the ai software, massive, was also developed for the first time for lotr to create large crowds and armies via visual effects, and changed the visual effects and 3d animation game forever. every single (computer generated) battle and crowd sequence you see in film & tv today is thanks to this software and lotr. the first time it was used was for the battle at helm's deep sequence during the two towers - and even then, that scene took over 100 days to film! the lord of the rings trilogy has been nominated 30 times and won 17 academy awards, honouring their revolutionary work in cinematography, score, visual effects, sound and picture editing, costume design, adapted screenplay, and more, and the return of the king was the first fantasy film ever to win best picture. the return of the king also accumulated eleven (!!) oscar wins, a record tied with titanic and ben-hur. aside from academy awards, the films, crew and cast have been nominated and awarded by countless guilds, boards and various awards ceremonies alike.

the rings of power however is a soulless cash grab that actively shits on tolkien's work, which is only loosely based on the novels at best. there are countless tolkien experts that can explain this much better than me, if you're interested in learning more i highly recommend reading up on it. the portrayal of galadriel alone is so severely out of character (just from the trailers!), i would argue these characters we know and love from the lotr books and films may as well be from an alternate reality of middle-earth. peter jackson and fran walsh are not affiliated with the rings of power. much like the house of the dragon, this is yet another attempt at attracting streams through the promise of nostalgia-bait, and it's riding the success of what came before it. and no, this is not because im a racist, woman-hating, anti-progressive, and elitist tolkienist, and the people who say this are performative and dont actually understand the underlying issue. the rings of power was funded because of jeff bezos personally involving himself in negotiations, and the series was created because he wanted it to be after obtaining the rights to develop a tv show. showrunners will label people like me criticizing and asking people not to support the series as anti-progressive until the cows come home because it makes them look good. if you still care about boycotting amazon, boycott this show. it's directly tied to bezos and his rotten money. if you must watch it purely for entertainment, fine, but this is a gentle reminder that pirating is easy and free <3

#this was a reply to my own post but linds pointed out most people would overlook a 'read more' so ty linds <3 #anyway copy + pasting my tags here: #guess i cant shut up about lotr! :) #please dont watch the rings of power for the love of GOD #before anyone comes for me about the show also being filmed in nz well guess what :) they're filming the next season in london :) #which means it will be shot almost entirely on blue/green screen #so do with that what you will ! #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr trilogy #the lord of the rings #jrr tolkien #the rings of power #amazon #jeff bezos #sammy.txt

[crushedsweets]

Hello! I hope you are well, you modern day Shakespeare you :D

Hypothetically, in your AU, do you think that Jeff would ever find somebody he actually likes romantically (if that’s even possible) as opposed to the way he just takes advantage of Nina? And if so, what would this entail?

UUMMMMMM hmmm.... no.

okay i lied yes its totally possible. BUT AGAIN i make jeff a VERY one dimensional character, his entire purpose is for nina, jane, and liu have a story to revolve around. I’ll try to talk abt it but it’s really just me saying not good..

in the event he did find someone he liked, he just kinda...hm... ok this is really hard wow... ive literally never once sat and thought about him in a relationship ......... idk i think he'd be... I LITERJHAGHKIH I CANT

depends. hes just some guy really and i do think he's very entitled, egotistical, and nina really helped fuck up his self importance b/c now he fully expects to be taken care of while he does fuck all. maybe he'd hold a hand or two. kinda sleezy. 'wyd.. pics?' at 3am. LMFAOOO HES SO UNPLEASANT IM SORRY ANON. prob would need some other hardass who's like "watch ur fucking mouth" but then he'd get mad and ghost them for 'being a bitch.' but if he had some rando sweetheart it wouldnt work either cuz he'd then never change. dunno... dunno.... i dont often think about them in relationships unless im actively shipping and even then i never put my ships into canon relationships... he's capable of romantic attraction but he's not even a good friend, much less a good boyfriend. he's lucky ben just doesnt care how people treat him, otherwise he'd have nobody

#UR SO KIND CALLING ME SHAKESPEARE AND THEN IM OUT HERE REPLYING LIKE 'well i do not know' #LMFOAOFNJF #IM SORRYYYY #TY ANON #ASKS #ben is literally the only person who jeff would even bother listening to #but bens ... ben.... and isnt gonna be like #'oh jeff...you have to change...!! you cant be such an awful boyfriend..! you must get flowers NOW..!'

[jeff-the-landshark]

leaving an ask for my favourite beloved land shark again... jeff what are your halloween plans :3

ps: mrr ('i love you' in land shark, hopefully, and not like, 'tax evasion')

mrrrr 🥰 mrrrr.

[Jeff says your 'mrr' was correct 🥰 but he does plan to commit tax evasion this Halloween.]

#jeff speaks #mrrrr #jeff is translated #jeff the land shark #jeff the landshark #jeff apologises. he thought he'd replied to this already. #rep meow tay tion

[pollenallergie]

rockstar eddie 🫶

I agree! And, you know, I agree and so does Officer Burns.

Okay but in all seriousness, I’ve been jonesin’ for some more rockstar!dad!Eddie, so I’m so sorry if that’s not what you were looking for!! I’ll write for regular rockstar!Eddie soon, I swear <3

TW: swearing, mentions of breast/chest milk and pregnancy (reader’s gender is not specified tho)

It’s a calm Saturday morning. The sound of Eddie strumming his Sweetheart’s strings permeates the air, causing Eddie to briefly worry if it’ll somehow leak out through the walls and startle his little munchkins awake. Of course, Eddie had planned ahead for this. Six months into your pregnancy, you’d come home to find the garage fully soundproofed and Eddie had admitted, after some intense interrogation from a very hormonal and exhausted you, that he’d spent a significant chunk of his earnings from Corroded Coffin’s latest tour on that little DIY project. He explained that he wanted to be able to practice with the band without disrupting your sleep nor the babies sleep; not having the cops called on him every Saturday by one of your more close-minded neighbors was an added bonus.

Four months later, he’s now mentally congratulating himself for having such a genius idea as he rehearses with the band for an upcoming concert. His smugness increases tenfold when his gaze lands on the insanely expensive baby monitor setup that he’d spent entirely too much money on. Only the best for his little goobers.

They’re still infants at this point, only a month old, so they sleep for nearly 16 hours a day, if not more. He’s currently very grateful for their cat-like sleeping habits as it gives him the perfect opportunity to practice with the guys. Or, at least, it was supposed to.

Eddie starts changing the lyrics of his song when he hears his son start whimpering through the monitor, a key indicator that he was stirring, nearly awake and ready to wreak havoc on the Munson household. Jude never has been very cooperative, the little bug. Wayne told you that he gets that from his dad, you agreed, but Eddie did not.

“Don’t wake up. Baby, don’t wake up. Stay asleep, in your dreams. I hear those little noises you’re makin’ , but it’s not time to wake up,” He abruptly stops singing in favor of pleading, still playing the song on his guitar all the while, “C’mon, Jude, daddy still has a whole hour. You can hang on for another hour, babe, I know it.”

Gareth heaves a sigh as he hears Jude’s whimpers give way to full blown sobs, signaling that he can, in fact, not hang on for another hour. The band halts their playing, Eddie catching on eventually and ceasing his strumming as well.

“Go get ‘em,” Jeff says, “We’ll take five.”

Out of everyone, Jeff’s been the most understanding of Eddie’s situation. The other guys try to let it slide, but Eddie can see their frustration. Jeff, however, never lets his patience wane, never gets upset. He has a baby brother that’s about twelve years his junior, so he understands that babies can be quite unpredictable. Not to mention, he’s always been a patient kind of guy, which is why Eddie’s been nagging your ear off about making Jeff the babies’ godfather ever since the start of your third trimester. Should anything ever happen to you two, Eddie knows that his little metalheads will be in good hands with Jeff. Of course, the babies will always have Grandpa Wayne. However, after giving that man hell for over a decade, Eddie doesn’t think it’s fair to give Wayne that responsibility; the man deserves a break.

The two of you have already decided who their godmother will be; Steve is the most logical choice. Of course, he won’t technically be their godmom, but he’s got all the makings of a strong, maternal figure; endless compassion, experience changing diapers, and child-bearing hips (or so Eddie says).

Eddie had briefly considered making Henderson the godfather; lord knows that man will have job offers out the wazoo and will probably make six figures or more annually once he graduates from M.I.T. However, that idea quickly went out the window when Dustin suggested that they try to “get Marley over her anaphylaxis by subjecting her to repeated exposure to the reaction-inducing stimuli.” Or, in less scientific terms, by feeding his dear baby girl strawberries until she built up a tolerance and, thus, no longer faced certain death every time she came in contact with one (if such a thing is even possible; Eddie is willing to bet that it isn’t).

Once Jeff’s given him the greenlight, Eddie gently sets down his guitar and rushes off to his babies. By the time he gets to their nursery, Jude has woken his sister up with his wailing and, in response, she’s begun to sob as well. It’s a nightmare, Eddie wishes you were home.

He’d insisted you take the day off, your first day off since giving birth to these little screamers four weeks ago. He’d called in and gotten you a last minute appointment with one of his old ‘clients’ from high school, a former cheerleader who now worked as a beautician at a salon nearby. It’s nothing fancy, just a standard facial, because the band’s in-between tours right now and, after foolishly blowing way too much money on the babies and this house, Eddie doesn’t have much in the way of spending money. Now he is, perhaps selfishly, wishing that he hadn’t or, at least, that you two had done a trial run first. This is his first time taking care of both babies without you and it’s overwhelming. Eddie doesn’t know who to soothe first, the baby that started crying first, Jude, or the baby that’s crying the loudest, Marley, his future rockstar (she already has the lungs for it).

Jeff must sense Eddie’s plight, because he soon appears in the doorway of the nursery, offering his friend a sympathetic smile before asking, “Need any help?”

Eddie lets out an audible sigh of relief. “You’re the best, man. Could you get Jude? He likes you more than Mars Bars does.” He admits honestly as he reaches for the little terror in question.

Marley looks deceptively innocent, swaddled in her favorite blanket. It’s a soft, buttermilk yellow blanket that Eddie had sewn using some of the coziest material that Joann Fabrics had to offer. It’s got the cutest little lavender flowers sprinkled all over the front of it and it made you happy-cry the first time Eddie showed it to you. He’d made one for Jude too using a pale teal fabric that was dotted with little cream-colored bunnies, but, unfortunately, the little goober had a bit of a diaper malfunction last night, so it’s in the wash currently. He’s swaddled in his blanket from the hospital instead.

“Of course. I’d rather leave you with the colicky one anyways.” Jeff teases, causing Eddie to scoff.

“They’re both colicky,” he corrects, “Unfortunately tummy troubles and emotional issues are both hallmarks of the Munson name, much like twins and prison time.” Eddie jests and Jeff snorts.

Jeff’s humorous laugh is soon replaced with a concerned frown when he gently picks up one of the screaming infants. “Hey, Ed, when’s the last time they ate?” Jeff asks, covering his bases.

“Fuck, they are probably due for another bottle.” Eddie realizes. He rushes out to the kitchen, careful not to jostle the fussy baby in his arms, and grabs two fresh bottles from the fridge, carrying them in one hand back to the nursery. “Here,” He holds them out to Jeff so he can take one.

Soon enough the two men set up shop, one in the nursery’s rocking chair and the other leaning against the changing table, each with a bottle in one hand and a feeding baby in the other. Gone are the desperate cries of hungry babies, now replaced with the soft sounds of them suckling at their bottles.

“You ever burped a baby?” Eddie randomly asks Jeff. “Last time I burped Jude, he spit up on me. I feel like it’s only fair that I disclose that information to you, let you know what you’re getting into.”

“Jude,” Jeff addresses the boy as he continues to greedily consume the milk, “if you puke on me, I’ll tell Santa Clause and you’ll get put on the naughty list.”

Eddie scoffs, “That threat is meaningless. My boy doesn’t even know who that man is. I mean, look at him,” He points at the wide-eyed babe, “he doesn’t even know where he is right now. All he knows is sucky-sucky titties, must consume milk, must shit my pants.” Eddie mocks the little guy, who responds with some serious side-eye, as if he understands his dad’s teasing.

“Hm, he must have gotten that from his dad.” Jeff teases.

If Eddie’s hands weren’t so preoccupied with cradling and feeding his baby girl, he would’ve flipped him the bird. Instead he just fixes Jeff with an unamused scowl. “That was one time, you dick!”

#ask and i shall reply #this ended a lil weird but i still like it <3 #we stan jeff here #rockstar au #rockstar!eddie munson #rockstar!eddie #dad!eddie munson #dad!eddie munson x reader #eddie munson #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson ficlet #eddie munson thoughts #eddie munson blurb #eddie munson x gn!reader #eddie munson x reader #eddie stranger things #stranger things #stranger things 4 #stranger things vol 4 #pol’s greatest hits

[jeffbiblesupremacy]

Jeff via twitter (12/08/2023)

Translation: Can we make a stage for you and keep it for you to run and play? You seem to enjoy it every time 🥹

#Sos' replies are so good always #hahahahahah #jeff satur #studio on saturn

[pure-jeff-ward]

The day Jeff Ward, Peter Gadiot and Steven John Ward shares the same screen will be peak OPLA

...... and the entire fandom will just collectively combust??? 😂😂😂

#opla #jeff ward #peter gadiot #steven john ward #anonymous #replies

[dontlookheswatching]

Hey Joffery do you know any torture methods

Jeff: Uh, DUH? Do I need to show you?

#creepypasta #creepypasta fandom #art #creepypasta art #jeff the killer #Gaymer reply #Gaymer art #Jeffery woods #Jeff woods