#jolly ranchers

[veeisqueer]

#daily rancher duo #day 6 #double life smp #double life #jimmy solidarity #tango tek #ranchers my beloved #jolly ranchers #team rancher #rancher duo #life series #traffic series #trafficblr #Rancher duo>>> any other duo

[catparty41]

Omg my favorite duo….

#solidaritek #rancher duo #team rancher #jolly ranchers #this is just about rancher duo btw #Not just about red x blue ships

[lee-quiche]

Since I haven't posted anything in a while, have this months old fnf reskin! [original mod by: Atsuover, Rageminer, Dyl, Nicky]

#jolly ranchers #double life #double life smp #dlsmp #double life fanart #double life smp fanart #dlsmp fanart #tangotek #tangotek fanart #solidarity gaming #solidarity gaming fanart #jimmango #team rancher #miss them dearly #fnf #rancher duo

[sparksel]

Three Ranchos

#jolly ranchers #still life #painting #artists on tumblr #my art

[thecatcrew]

Umm Egypt & Cleopatra, those aren’t your treats…

#cats #cats of tumblr #cute cats #cats pics #beautiful cats #meow #my photography #purrfection #animals #thecatcrew #egypt #cleopatra #bombay cat #burmese #russian blue #chartreux #boy cat #girl cat #good morning #jolly ranchers #funny cats #funny content #cat paws #cat videos #playful cat #starburst #cat blog #black cat #tortoiseshell cat #cat

[cyarskaren52]

#Jolly Ranchers #drink #2000s #2000s aesthetic #late 2000s #y2k #2000s nostalgia #00s #early 2000s #nostalgia #nostaliga #childhood #nostalgiacore #2000s kid

[oddberryshortcake]

#tumblr polls #jolly ranchers #I thought about this and every flavor is super good but I’m like which one is the best #or which one is my favorite if I like them all #I’m going with watermelon #though green apple is a close second

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #food #recipes #jolly ranchers

[leafwateraddict]

#im trying to prove to my dumb cousin that cherry is better than watermelon #spread this if you want im actualyl kind of curious #jolly ranchers #polls #tumblr polls

[arctic-hands]

Picture it: sophomore American history. The year is two thousand and eight. The teacher is known for passing out jolly ranchers, one per student per day, when a kid does a good job. One day, she wants us to list every state in the country. Kids start listing them off in unison, mostly alphabetically, but falter around the I states (this is in Indiana, mind). Except one triumphant voice lingers as every other voice trails off in doubt and consternation. This voice flawlessly recites every state in these United States* as the class and teacher stare in awe, and at the very end the resounding voice makes mention of Puerto Rico and Guam as territories. The teacher wordlessly hands over two jolly ranchers.

A new day. List the presidents. Nobody knows beyond Washington, Lincoln, FDR, JFK, Clinton, George W. Bush–the incumbent finishing up his final term in a few months. Except. One voice–just as triumphant–recites every president, in order, even making mention of Grover Cleveland's non-consecutive second term. Everyone–teacher and student alike–stares again, this time almost in horror. The voice, embarrassed and blushing at the stares this time, finishes the forty-three chronologically, and this time as the teacher hands over another two jolly ranchers she overcomes her shock to ask "How did you know that??"

At which the body that contains the voice shrugs sheepishly, pops a blue raspberry in their mouth, and makes a vague "I 'unno" sound–unwilling to admit that the Fifty Nifty song they sang with their class in a third grade recital had permanently seared itself into their brain, as did the Nickelodeon presidents song that aired during the Oh Four election between Bush and Kerry

*I realized after while at dinner that evening when I told my parents about it that I had completely skipped Pennsylvania and Rhode Island, but the listing was so smooth and confident that no one noticed. I never made that mistake again regardless

#american history #jolly ranchers #at one point our teacher in her infinite wisdom decided to announce our grades without our names attached #and had us guess who got what score. why she thought this was a good idea i do not know #but everyone immediately singled me out as one of two completely one hundred percenters. they were wrong tho #i was too chronically exhausted after school to do any kind of homework so i was pulling solid Bs #this class was kinda worthless tho because my teacher–who in respect was really micro/agressive towards Black students– #taught us that 'we' had won the Battle Of Corydon in the civil war #naturally since Indiana was a Union state i took that to mean the Union won the battle and carried that knowledge for years #until one day looking it up on Wikipedia to prove a point to theta i found out the Union LOST the battle of Corydon #and either my American history teacher was an incompetent or she was a Confederate sympathizer with her 'we won' remark #which in retrospect she prolly was #anyway #tagging my hometown because i'm petty #Richmond Indiana

[veeisqueer]

Jimmy: Is something burning? Tango: Just my love for you. Jimmy: Tango, the toaster is on fire.

#jimmy solidarity #life series #trafficblr #traffic series #double life #rancher duo #ranchers my beloved #team ranchers #jolly ranchers #Rancher duo>>>any other duo #tango tek #incorrect quotes

[cjskribblez]

Wow I can't believe Ranchers won dl that's so crazy

#they fell asleep on some hay #and scott was like bruh #and threw a quilt on them #or something #idk i love them #team rancher #team rancher fanart #jolly ranchers #dlsmp #dlsmp fanart #dl smp #double life fanart #double life #double life smp #canary and his coal mine #:( #tangotek #last life #tango of the tek variety #tango #tangotek fanart #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #solidarity fanart #not ship art but idc if u tag haha more clout for me #blockmen art

[pickmern4pol]

#louie #pikmin #pikmin 2 #louie pikmin #pikmin louie #polls #poll #tumblr polls #louie.txt #jolly rancher #jolly ranchers #halloween special #i think

[andyling]

// double life spoilers

I love Team Rancher. I love how chaotic they are. I love how stupid they are . . .

-BUT HOW THE FUCK DID THEY END UP ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING ALLIES WITH THE DESERT DUO. Y’KNOW, GRIAN AND SCAR. THEY TWO PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THEIR RANCH. JUST LEAVE IDIOTS. 

TANGO YOU HAVE A WATER BUCKET. JIMMY IF YOU DIDN’T HAVE A BUCKET WHY WERE YOU LEANING OVER THE EDGE. I KNOW YOUR IDIOTS IT’S WHY I LOVE YA, BUT C’MON. WHY’D YOU STAY THERE. THIS IS NOT YOUR CONFLICT. YOU WENT THERE FOR ENCHANTS. THEY AREN’T EVEN YOUR CLOSEST ALLIES IN FACT THEY’RE THEY WERE YOUR BIGGEST ENEMIES LIKE TWO SESSIONS AGO THE FUCK. 

Whelp we’ve got Red Ranchers now because both of their stupidity and let’s just cross our fingers and hope someone else kicks the bucket. As much as I want them to win, we all know the odds are not in their favor. At this point, I’m just hoping they don’t die first. I want my Team Rancher content dammit. 

MOTHERFUCKERS DON’T EVEN HAVE ONE SINGULAR BRAINCELL BETWEEN THEM, IT’S HONESTLY A MIRACLE THEY WEREN’T THE FIRST TO RED. LET’S HOPE THEY AREN’T THE FIRST OUT OF THE SERIES.

#fucking idiots #why are they like this #this is why they're my favorite but still #I CANNOT GET EVER HOW THEY DIED IN AN ACCIDENTAL ALLIANCE #AND THE TWO PEOPLE BANNED FROM THEIR RANCH #WHAT THE FUCK #WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM #team rancher #jolly ranchers #dlsmp spoilers #tangotek #solidarity gaming #jimmy solidarity #double life smp #desert duo #grian #good times with scar #i still want them to win #but it's unlikely #because they're stupid #and there is nothing balancing the stupid #sighhh

[jolly-rancher-polls]

#jolly rancher tournament #jolly ranchers #tournament poll

[watermelonjollyrancherss]

just wanted to say hello fellow jolly rancher username baldurs gate 3 enjoyer, i didn't know we were a species with multiple members

we have to fight to the death now, there can only be one

(/j /j this is like the funniest thing that has ever happened I’m crying)

#guess I have an evil twin now #jolly ranchers #baldur's gate 3