#just consider it bonus content!

[calocreek]

Saw it was treebark week so enjoy some assorted treebarks 🐺

(my minecraft + mcyt tag)

#3rd life #trafficblr #renchanting #treebark #desert duo #martyn inthelittlewood #rendog #goodtimeswithscar #grian #not gonna use the week tag since its not a prompt #just consider it bonus content! #fanart #calocraft

[bodycountgame]

happy holidays nell!!! literally was just sitting and scrolling through tumblr and suddenly thought ugh i miss atticus 😔 so here i am stalking this blog bcs apparently it's atticus missing hours™️

now i'm not going to rush you to update the story. take all the time you need! i'm just wondering, if you would release patreon snippets to public? because i miss those! and i swear i remember you had another twine game where you put those snippets/short stories?? ...or was i wrong?

fuck it, yeah, alright! for anyone who, like me, is in their missing body count hours and wants some juicy extra content, you can now (hopefully) all access the body count bonus hub here:

had a lot of lovely messages asking how i'm doing and i am super touched that people are thinking of me during the festive szn! i'm doing okay - just getting my shit rocked daily by a rambunctious little human whose greatest loves are busses, porridge and the elderly. sending love out into the ether to you all!! 💕

happy new year!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

#dont ask me what is in the bonus hub because I simply do not recall!!! #before complaining about the heinous disaprity of content between characters #consider sending prompt request for the ones whose content is a bit thin bc the reason is probably just that i never got very many!!! #also happy new year I love you all MWAH

[bonus-links]

This series is amazing! I love the character depth you added to Slate and his ... death? But my question is, why is Era of the Wild Zelda (do you have a different name for her?) so jaded in the last bit? Was there something Loft did that I missed? It seemed like everything was done with good intentions, and Zelda would have noticed that.

here’s what I was thinking when I wrote the scene, and sorry for writing a bit of an essay lol: Loft did have good intentions, and both Zelda and Slate know that. But there’s also a whole tangled mess of reasons why they’re both pretty put out with him about it anyway, most of which he could have never known the context of, but kind of stumbled into trampling all over anyway by being so bullheaded. (To be fair, Loft has his own complicated reasons for acting the way he does here, but that’s not what this post is about)

For Zelda, she’s had a long time to come to terms with the struggle over her sealing power, the things her father said and did, the tragedy of Everything, etc— but the thing about being in limbo fighting tooth and nail for so long is that it makes all that trauma feel both like ancient history and as soon as yesterday. So for Loft to a) inadvertently (and he really didn’t mean it like this, but that’s what it sounded like) imply the sealing power she suffered so much over wasn’t even enough and b) pressure Slate about his inability to access his own divine power,,,,it rankles. Regardless of whether Loft meant it that way, that’s how it felt from her point of view. She’s also just, like, kind of protective of Slate about things like this.

#and thank you!! #i don’t have nicknames for the Zeldas yet but I am Considering #for now I just tag #bonus botw zelda #bonus content #ask #directors commentary #<- I’m gonna use this tag for stuff like this #i usually don’t want to like. tell ppl how to interpret my work but sometimes it’s interesting to explain my thought process! #bonus loft #bonus slate

[kay-claire]

What really gets me with the whole watcher thing is that like, there are ways for them to have made this decision without it going so horribly wrong. Like they could have said "hey we want to be more independent and not rely on platforms like Patreon and YouTube as heavily as we currently do. So moving forward we will be moving all our Patreon content over to our new streaming platform. Content will be posted there a week/month earlier than YouTube, and we will still be posting our regular content on YouTube, but we hope that you will consider joining our new streaming platform in the future." and THEN, after a few months, they could have said "We're planning to make brand new shows that will be exclusive to our new platform, and we'll share the pilots of those shows on YouTube, but after that the rest of the episodes will only be available on that platform. All your favourite Watcher shows will still continue to be made and posted to YouTube, but reminder that they're available earlier on our streaming platform." Or something like that, that could have been a gradual change. People would have still probably been like "lol no" but they wouldn't be unsubscribing in droves.

Asking people to pay $6 a month for a new platform that doesn't have any content on it currently, and they only put out 1 video a week?? This was never going to work. People are willing to spend $5 on Patreon a month to support their favourite creators, but there's a big difference between supporting someone's Patreon and paying for a product they used to be able to get for free.

(Also why the fuck was the announcement video 14 minutes long?? I skipped to the very end to just see the actual announcement, did anyone even watch the whole sob story?)

#watcher #like i support Jenny Nicholson's patreon and get an hour long bonus vid ever month for $2 #and i have been considering subbing to Drop Out TV #but like Drop Out is a WAY bigger company with way more content that Watcher #and like the only thing I care about with Watcher is Shane and Ryan #and even then I probably only watch half of the stuff they post on YouTube #so like im defs not invested in them enough to pay for anything #and Im not going to pay money just to watch Steven eat ridiculously expensive food #he can pay for his own goddamn rich people food

[dailydegurechaff]

Congratulations to @kalliblast for simultaneously being a terrible influence on me by telling to draw cowboy lergen and also innovating the Youjo Senki/Wild West AU

seriously how would this au even work.

is the empire like, some town thats just plagued by bandits or something and tanya takes it upon herself to become sheriff (thinking its a boring desk job with lots of paperwork) or whatever and ends up having to drive them off

#listen i would never accuse the content of this blog to be canon compliant i just shitpost however i want #but i have to wonder #at what point do we consider this as diverging from canon so hard that it is unrecognizable as youjo senki #not a daily post #bonus doodle #youjo senki #the saga of tanya the evil #tanya von degurechaff #erich von lergen #erich von rerugen #lergen #cowboy au

[rise-my-angel]

Okay, real talk. The next main series chapter is up in arms when it will be released. I have it ready to go, but I also have an intermission chapter that are from various pov's from other characters to catch up with whats been occurring in Westeros during the past 3 chapters. I can release that sometime this week as a bonus chapter, or I can release it on Monday as the next proper update, and the monday after that we return to Jon and the Reader.

It includes pov's from characters we've yet to see through the eyes of, and a new book only character who will be introduced later, but there is no Jon or reader whatsoever, so it's up to you guys if you want that released as its own proper update as normal, or if I should release it in the next few days as bonus content.

#theres about 8 seperate povs to establish whats happned in westeros that we didnt see in the past 3 chapters #but since theres no jon and reader its up to you guys if you would prefer it as bonus content #and we just post the next main chapter on monday as normal so the weekly update stays with jon and reader content #also i will warn yall #uh #the next main chapter is the start of a like 5 or 6 chapter long smut drought #but its also the start of a series of 3 chapters that take place all in the same night and has lots of action and is emotionally heavy #so its up to yall if you wanna get to that content or if the intermission will be acceptable as a weekly update #i can go either way but i dont want to disappoint with a weekly update that has no jon and reader #especially considering where i left them off on at the end of through the frost fangs

[bapydemonprincess]

I'll be honest if the plan is to put some or somehow all of Green Witch Arc shoe horned into Season 4 instead of giving it its own seperate thing, I'll be.. highly upset

#kuroshitsuji #kuroshitsuji 2024 #Green Witch Arc literally is SO important on its own #and deserves its own season #And I feel like even MANGA READERS over look it too along with anime onlies #Like in lists of their faves they act like it was meh #HELLO DID WE READ THE SAME MANGA #*deep breaths* #Okay #nothing is out yet but #I am just on high alert about this #considering we're only on episode 6 #and almost near the end of the weston PLOT #Praying there will just be original filler content or you know #CERTAIN BONUS CHAPTERS #like as flashbacks idk

[hollowmorgve]

it hasn't even been a day but paying for jenny nicholsons patreon is already so worth it

#i would never even consider supporting other patreons #i just cant affort the higher tiers that actually get you stuff like bonus content #but jennys is 2 usd for a bonus vid each month #plus all the past ones to binge #comfort person #my stuff #jenny nicholson #spiderjewel

[marioclash]

i love when companies put one last title on a console before it dies and act like "we are honored to have published the swan song for this incredible console"

and its something like... a port of the frogger arcade game for the genesis and snes

thanks.

#ya know though i can KINDA understand the last title on the wii being a just dance one #i started considering how plentiful wii consoles were #and a lot of them were probably donated to nursing/retirement homes and childrens hospitals #and it made a little bit more sense #which would make me think like... hey you shouldve put some bonus content in the wii version #and usually i HATE console exclusivity #but for that ONE and ONLY circumstance i wouldve been kinda okay with it #like at least one bonus song just to celebrate the end of the console #dont think that happened though #im sure the only people who bought it were collectors and probably a tiny percent is like... families who only had a wii

[meownotgood]

my personal rating of the chainsaw man endings (in order from favorite to least favorite):

2-hundred-million-centimeter-long-blades - maximum the hormone (ending #3)

in the backroom - syudou (ending #5)

fightsong - eve (ending #12)

first death - TK (ending #8)

chu, tayousei - ano (ending #7)

tablet - tooboe (ending #4)

time left - zutomayo (ending #2)

dogland - people 1 (ending #10)

deep down - aimer (ending #9)

rendezvous - kanaria (ending #6)

violence - queen bee (ending #11)

chainsaw blood - vaundy (ending #1)

#I am aware I am the only person who cares #today I offer you content that specifically caters to myself... tomorrow? who knows #to be totally honest with you #this is mostly judged by how banger the song is #having good visuals is just an added bonus #but chainsaw blood is at the bottom because it has no visuals so I'm snoozing #trying to choose between eve and tk...... it was damn near impossible so consider those two almost tied

[titsthedamnseason]

HOW COULD I FORGET TO ACKNOWLEDGE LOREN HALE DAY. SORRY LO I PROMISE I THOUGHT OF YOU ALL DAY

#i went to the bookstore today and i saw the new copies #and i never had the impulse to buy them before because i’ve just been seeing the bonus content online #and i own all 5 addicted books (and multiple copies of skop) #but damn when i flipping through them today the trad published ones are MUCH higher quality #the pages aren’t weirdly thin and clearly are bound well enough to not just FALL OUT ALL THE TIME #i would never buy them all again but i did. consider kiss the sky bc i don’t have it #but i do have fuel the fire #and then that would complete the collection for me because idc about the raisy books #mine #addicted series

[pristine-starlight]

I could’ve sworn Orthos Prime was way worse than Guandao Prime but turns out they’re around the same, with the main difference being that Orthos is more geared towards status and Guandao is more geared towards crits

So fuck it I might just go and actually build Orthos Prime properly

It’d cost me a forma (this thing comes with no polarities, which is just rude) and a potato bc i haven’t invested one in it yet, so it’s not high priority right now, but I do kinda wanna make it work now that I know i could

I can’t believe I’m actually putting combo mods on the build plan tho

#i am Not a fan of combo as a game mechanic #nothing objectively wrong with it i just dont enjoy it #but considering i dont plan to be heavy attacking much #and considering how well weeping wounds + relentless combination work together on a status build for a slash weapon? #yeah im willing to go slightly combo focused on this one #i can get 133% status chance at base without the bonus from weeping wounds which is WILD #slash/viral build ofc and not ideal in that theyre about equal in damage numbers #but eh what can ya do #i dont actually remember which should be higher anyway #ANYWAY this is why i go for status over crit on melee weapons when i can #we just dont have that many crit mods for melee! status however #(the other reason being condition overload bc i cba with priming) #kata's chatter #space ninja fashion show #i highly doubt any of the polearms are weapons that can keep up in late game content but i dont care #bc im not in late game content! lemme have fun in the meantime #if it turns out even with a potato and forma the orthos prime is not viable even at my level then oh well #im willing to eat that loss #i Really wish we could make prime weapons look like their regular versions tho like we can with frames #regular orthos is just so much nicer

[mcmansionhell]

ode to a faux grecian urn

Howdy everyone,

Today's house, built in 2001, comes to you from, you guessed it, the Chicago suburbs. The house is a testimony to traditional craftsmanship and traditional values (having lots of money.) The cost of painting this house greige is approximately the GDP of Slovenia so the owners have decided to keep it period perfect (beige.) Anyway.

This 5 bedroom, 7.5 bathroom house clocks in at a completely reasonable 12,700 square feet. If you like hulking masses and all-tile interiors, it could be all yours for the reasonable price of $2.65 million.

The problem with having a house that is 12,700 square feet is that they have to go somewhere. At least 500 of them were devoted to this foyer. Despite the size, I consider this a rather cold and lackluster welcome. Cold feet anyone?

The theme of this house is, vaguely, "old stuff." Kind of like if Chuck E Cheese did the sets for Spartacus. Why the dining room is on a platform is a good question. The answer: the American mind desires clearly demarcated space, which, sadly, is verboten in our culture.

The other problem with a 12,700 square foot house is that even huge furniture looks tiny in it.

Entering cheat codes in "Kitchen Building Sim 2000" because I spent my entire $70,000 budget on the island.

Of course, a second sitting room (without television) is warranted. Personally, speaking, I'm team Prince.

I wonder why rich people do this. Surely they must know it's tacky right? That it's giving Liberace? (Ask your parents, kids.) That it's giving Art.com 75% off sale if you enter the code ROMANEMPIRE.

Something about the bathroom really just says "You know what, I give up. Who cares?" But this is not even the worst part of the bathroom...

Not gonna lie, this activates my flight or fight response.

If you remember Raggedy Ann you should probably schedule your first colonoscopy.

Anyways, that does it for the interior. Let's take a nice peek at what's out back.

I love mowing in a line. I love monomaniacal tasks that are lethal to gophers.

Alright, that does it for this edition of McMansion Hell. Back to the book mines for me. Bonus posts up on Patreon soon.

If you like this post and want more like it, support McMansion Hell on Patreon for as little as $1/month for access to great bonus content including a discord server, extra posts, and livestreams.

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#architecture #design #mcmansion #mcmansions #ugly houses #interior design #bad architecture #mcmansion hell #illinois #2000s

[blumineck]

There are a lot of great educators out there, but too many people just critique without actually considering why it's like that.

(as usual, join on Patreon for bonus content)

#archery #archer #trick shot #fantasy #nerd #critique

[osaemu]

GOJO SATORU: ❛❛ KISSIN' AND HOPE THEY CAUGHT US ❜❜

.ೃ࿐ streamer!au: you and him kiss—a lot—while the stream's still going, but neither of you notice

contents: fem!reader. pda written by someone who doesn't particularly like pda. gets a little suggestive around the end. inumaki tells satoru 'kys' multiple times. not proofread.

author's note: kissin' and hope they caught us, whether they like or not, i wanna show you off, i wanna show you offff

"i swear you guys are really out to get me," satoru groans, addressing the flood of comments filling up his chatbox. he spins around in his chair, tilting his head back and exhaling when he stops. you watch him shake his hair out of his eyes and grin at the camera, just like he does every time he's getting ready to end the stream.

"okay, guys, that's enough, i gotta go," satoru says, right on cue. he partially turns around and shoots a rueful smile your way, taking a quick moment to admire the way you look all cozied up on his couch. and it's only an added bonus that you're even wearing his hoodie—the same one he wore on your first date.

turning back to the screen, satoru stretches his arms and waves. "see ya tomorrow, can't wait. except for you, toji, and inumaki too. fuck you guys," he adds, snorting when he sees their replies just a moment later.

inumaki: kys!!!

inumaki has been kicked from the stream by satoru-gojo.

"aw, and we were almost about to set a new streak of one day without me kicking inumaki," satoru sighs, shaking his head dramatically. "maybe one day we'll even make it to two streams, but i think that'll take a couple centuries." satoru laughs and waves offhandedly, clicking the 'x' in the corner of his stream to end it.

he switches tabs to go back to his previous game's stats and turns around again, spinning his chair to face you. satoru opens his arms and beckons you with both his hands, a puppy-like shine in his eyes. "c'mere, lemme hold you for a little," he says, smiling wider when you begrudgingly get up from your spot on his couch.

"i was so comfy," you mumble, wrapping your arms around yourself as you walk over to satoru. if his stream was still on, you'd probably be on camera now.

"i'll make you even comfier," satoru insists, grabbing your hand and tugging you into his lap. his arms snake around your waist and hold you snugly against his chest, hands slipping into the pockets of your hoodie. "you look so cute, wearin' my hoodie like that," he smiles, kissing your cheek affectionately.

"satoru, your lips are cold," you grumble, leaning away from his mouth—but you don't put that much distance between you two, considering his snug grip on your torso. satoru ignores your protests and kisses you again, peppering kisses all over the side of your face.

"you're so—fuckin'—cute," satoru murmurs, punctuating each word with a kiss. his lips are soft and you can feel them warm up a little more with each press to your cheek. his minty breath tickles your face as he whispers sweet nothings against your skin, decorating your face with his lips.

"what's the occasion?" you ask tentatively, looking at satoru's blushing face out of the corner of your eye. he tilts his head and shrugs, and you feel his chest rise and fall as he does so.

"do i need an excuse to kiss my girlfriend?" satoru replies cheekily, rubbing your tummy through the pockets of your hoodie. "my hands are cold, baby, wanna warm them up?"

"huh—"

satoru doesn't wait for an answer before he tugs your hands into your pockets with his, hiding a smile at the little indignant sound you make. "you're so cute, i just wanna eat you up," satoru mumbles, scrunching up his nose. his white hair falls into his eyes for the thousandth time, and he blows out a puff of air in an attempt to clear up his vision. it doesn't work—his hair just falls right back into his eyes.

so you extract your hands from where they're clasped in between satoru's and brush back his hair, fingertips lingering on the sides of his face. he turns his head and presses his lips to the palm of one of your hands, cold lips curling into a smile at the cat-like look on your face.

"how was the stream today?" you ask, leaning into his chest. satoru shrugs again, kissing the top of your head.

"fine, i won a couple rounds," satoru says indifferently. his attention is on you, only you—right now, his stream and his games are at the back of his mind. "don't change the subject, baby."

you huff in disbelief, nudging your elbow against his chest. "what even was the subject?"

"me wanting to eat you up," satoru replies instantly. he grins playfully, hugging you tighter and burying his face in your hair. "c'mon, you know you wanna—"

the flickering red dot in the top-right corner of his screen catches your eye, and you practically flinch out of his arms. satoru looks at you, confusion evident on every part of his face. "what is it, baby?"

you groan and lean away from him and closer to his table, dragging the mouse over to one of his tabs and clicking it open. and just like that, satoru realizes that this entire time you've been live. to thousands of people. for five whole minutes.

"oops," satoru says with a sheepish smile, scratching his head bashfully. you turn and shoot a venomous look at him, and he laughs nervously. "oh, uh, that's my bad, honey—"

"you're dead," you mutter, grinning when satoru shrinks back into his chair. satoru swallows and gives you a thumbs-up, gently nudging you out of the way to check the comments.

yuuji-itadori: aw they're so cute together :)

toji-fushiguro: she can do so much better

inumaki: how does this loser have more streams than me. kys kys kys!!!!!

inumaki has been banned from the stream by satoru-gojo.

#osaemu #streamer!gojo #gojo x reader #satoru gojo x reader #jjk x reader #gojo x you #gojo x y/n #satoru gojo x you #satoru gojo x y/n #jjk x you #jjk x y/n #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen x you #jujutsu kaisen x y/n #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru x y/n #gojo fluff #jjk fluff #satoru gojo fluff #gojo satoru fluff #jujutsu kaisen fluff #gojo drabbles #jjk drabbles

[ozzgin]

Yandere! CEO Headcanons

Just a little idea I had some time ago of a rather bizarre dynamic: a CEO with no time to spare, introduced to a young student his wife befriended. Perhaps he does have a moment, after all. (I need to dump my preference for a cultured older man somewhere)

Content: female reader, age gap, older yandere, NSFW, dating the wife is optional

[Original works masterlist]

Yandere! CEO who is in his mid 40s and terribly invested in his job. So much, that he and his wife agreed on an open relationship many years ago and barely interact anymore. Not a gloomy business by any means: she gets to meet new people and he can enjoy his work and hobbies in peace and without guilt.

Yandere! CEO who doesn't think much of it when his wife brings home a young student she befriended at a convention. He nods dismissively, returning to his papers and phone calls. At dinner, he just hums in acknowledgement and fiddles with the cutlery while the woman talks about you excitedly. "You know, (Y/N) reminds me a little of you." Nonsense.

Yandere! CEO with whom you scarcely interact: he's a borderline workaholic, and your relationship is cordial at best. That is until you're asked by the wife to retrieve some important documents from their ridiculously luxurious apartment. You quietly tiptoe past the office, but can't help glancing at the imposing library, stacked with books. The man's sudden arrival startles and you begin to mumble apologies, but he seems more interested in your curiosity than anything else.

Yandere! CEO who can't believe you both like the same authors. He discreetly removes the folder from your hands, tasking one of the assistants to deliver it to his wife instead. There are more important matters at hand. Have you had your coffee yet? Oh, you must stay longer. What's the hurry?

Yandere! CEO who has become awfully perceptive whenever your name is mentioned in conversations, innocently probing for more details. Naturally, he wouldn't mind meeting you again, but it's not...a need, per se. He was just pleasantly surprised to find someone he could so easily engage in conversation with. Hell, you're old enough to be his daughter. Don't be ridiculous, he'll scold himself sternly whenever his mind wanders too far.

Yandere! CEO who begins to feel like each encounter is a flirty tease. Is it just wishful thinking, or are you becoming cheekier by day? The way you bat your eyelashes, the way you cast your eyes down whenever he looks at you. The next time you're alone in the apartment, he's too far gone in his delusions to act rationally. How unusual for him to act so nonchalant. Unbuttoning your shirt with haste, trailing your neck with hot kisses, lifting your leg and pressing you against the wall. He never considered himself the type to fuck a much younger woman out of raw lust.

Yandere! CEO who loves taking you on dates despite his busy schedule. Art museums, theatres, the Opera. He is eager to introduce you to his interests and will answer any question or curiosity you have. Who would've thought everything is better in two? Of course, there could be other factors involved. Like the added bonus of watching you squirm in your seat and biting your lips to be quiet while he fingers you at the peak of Act 3. Then smirking to himself when everyone stands up for applause, and you have to rearrange your dress to hide the wet mess underneath.

Yandere! CEO who worries about you when he's on work trips, so he tasks his right-hand man to look after you and keep you company. If you ever get lonely, you can rely on his assistant to take care of all your needs. Now, he's not one to share, despite his marital arrangement. As bizarre as it sounds, he just sees the employee as a mere toy, an idle occupation who can temporarily entertain you in his absence. What he does perceive as a threat is swiftly taken care of. It's enough for you to mention another student flirted with you, and you'll never see that person again. You have to understand that he doesn't play around with his assets. One he has something, he holds onto it with ironclad strength. And he's never been more desperate to keep something in his possession.

Yandere! CEO who makes sure to remind you why dating him is your best (and only) choice. You would've wasted your time with boys your age. He can offer you the world and more, all you need to do is ask for it.

#female reader #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere x darling #yandere scenarios #yandere headcanons #yandere imagines #yandere imagine #yandere ceo #yandere male #yandere oc #yandere male x reader #yandere original character #yandere oc x reader #older yandere #tw age gap