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falsecardigan · 5 months
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The straightest Taylor Swift songs
1.Betty: Writing a song about yearning for a woman is such a hetrosexual thing to do.
2. Marron: Yes because most straight men have scarlet lips.
3.Wonderland: It’s a complete coincidence that Diana had her wonderland tattoo removed right after this song was released. 
4.The Man: Because most straight women wish they could brag about getting bitches and models.
5.Don’t Blame Me: I don’t know what you're talking about being in a straight relationship is totally falling from grace.
6.Hits Different: Because wanting to melt another girl's world is extremely straight.
7.Dress:  Wanting to date your best friend is such hetrosexual behavior right? Right?
8.Gorgeous: Because it makes total sense why it would be worse for a man to not have a girlfriend than to be single.
9.Now That We Don’t Talk: Because it’s completely logical for “Truth is I can’t pretend it’s platonic it’s just ended” to be written by a straight woman about a straight man.
10.Daylight: “I used to think love would be black and white but it’s golden.” is such a straight lyric to write.
11.I Know Places: Because every straight person has to worry about people finding out about their relationship with their partner.
12.End Game: Because her being in a relationship with a man no ones ever heard of would be a big conversation.
13.Illicit Affairs: Again having to hide a relationship is such hetrosexual behavior.
14.Question: Because a hetrosexual relationship is totally going against gender norms and is not at all considered suitable and right
15.Ours: Because most hetrosexual couples have to deal with people disapproving of their relationship.
16.How You Get The Girl: Because most straight women are extremely familiar with how to get the girl. 
17.Out Of The Woods: “The rest of the world was black and white but we were in screaming color” is such a straight lyric you guys.
18.All Of The Girls You Loved Before: Because “all of the girls you’ve loved before made you the one I’ve fallen for” makes total grammatical sense for it to be about a man.
19.Glitch: Because it’s so common for a straight relationship to start off as them supposed to be just friends.
20.The Very First Night: Because there is no reason as to why “they don’t know how much I miss you” breaks the whole flow of the song.
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kwyw · 8 months
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ts-kk-blog · 9 months
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Oh my biggest reputation biggest conversation indeed... 🥹
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The Insider who told is tree Paine
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kaylor-lovestory · 9 months
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TAYLOR SWIFT PLAYED ENITRE 1989 ALBUM TO KARLIE KLOSS WHILE THEY WERE ON A TRIP TO BIG SUR AND SHE HEARD IT FIRST! AND TODAY KARLIE KLOSS ATTENDED #TSTheErasTourLA AND TAYLOR ANNOUNCED 1989 TAYLORS VERSION! 💙
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emison-clexa · 9 months
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Taylor's Tumblr likes from "Kissgate" night (December 4/5, 2014) - Part 1
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morningx1111 · 2 months
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“Meet me at midnight” - so when the clock strikes twelve to start off the Eras Tour -
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We’re met with this wonderful rainbow imagery
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Along with all the other rainbow imagery we see during the tour
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I believe the video I watched was a clip from the Eras Tour movie, and you would not believe the amount of instances in which this rainbow lighting effect occurs. Particularly during Lover and Reputation sets…
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The colours of the stage are giving
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daisyswift3 · 11 months
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UM HELLO???? THE IMPLICATIONS????
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lizbean99 · 6 months
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Ok so as a tumblr gaylor I have a few things to say about the leaked prologue.
Firstly, I don't think that passage was referring to people wondering if she may be queer so much as asking people not to sexualize her friendships, which if you weren't around in the OG 1989 era, happened a lot in mainstream media and was much different than a small group of gaylors on tumblr dot com.
That being said, I will not be speculating about Taylor's relationships with specific women she was friends with.
However, queer close reading of text is a valid and recognized discipline in academia. It is completely fair of me, as a gay person, to hear and find queer themes in Taylor's music. This is not me "outing" her, or speculating anything, just relating to themes that I find in my own life.
The final thing I want to say is that people are seemingly only focused on the part of the prologue that they think references gaylors, and not about the part right before it that asks to stop speculating about her relationships with men. I feel like whenever she asks people not to speculate about her relationships, gaylors are hit way harder than hetlors, who continue to do things like put Taylor and Travis's faces into AI software to generate what their baby might look like, and making pregnancy edits of her. Speculation is speculation, and if you want to come down on gaylors, you have to come down on the hetlors as well.
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If Taylor Swift is one thing, it’s definitely NOT subtle 😭
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CAUSE BITCH TF IS THIS 😭
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It’s giving this:
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sophietv · 8 months
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Look what I've found!
"We were supposed to be just friends"
to
"I was supposed to sweat you out"
to
"I think there's been a Glitch"
"5 seconds later I'm fastening myself to you with a stitch"
And Taylor hugs Karlie EXACTLY 5 seconds after the last Glitch in the Video!!!
I'm -
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kaylorlore · 8 months
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Riptide (Taylor’s Version)
“closest thing
to Michelle Pfeiffer
that you’ve ever seen”
👯‍♀️ 10/09/2014 - Taylor performs
‘Riptide’ by Vance Joy with
a huge smile on her face
in the Live Lounge
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kwyw · 9 days
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Oh, hey. Remember when Karlie posted this photo for seemingly no reason back in January?
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With these emojis placed just so?
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ts-kk-blog · 6 months
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Someone sedate me
THE PAWN is MISSING???
'Cause we were born to be the pawn In every lover's game
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. After 🎃 anon... ☠️
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kaylor-lovestory · 1 year
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Taylor never beating the James allegations 🛹
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blairhuddy · 8 months
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“You’ll save all your dirtiest jokes for me. And at every table, I’ll save you a seat. LOVERRRRR.”
Just now realizing this is a dirty joke. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Taylor ILYSM this is *hilarious*
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Oh hey karlie kloss posted a story, I wonder wh—
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Oh.
Anyways.
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