#kraft singles

[cheese-tournament]

Round 1

Propaganda:

Kraft Singles

This makes me want to commit arson

Surely this 95% plastic

That branding super unsettling

The Laughing Cow

Who is she really laughing at, seems like a cunt to me

Fashion icon with those earrings

president > laughing cow

#tumblr cheesy man #cheese tournament #cheese #cheese-tournament #cheese poll #tumblr polls #cheddar cheese #food poll #polls #tournament poll #tumblr tourney #the laughing cow #cow #france #united states #kraft singles

[mountainwideforeheadgallery]

POSTAL dude with a fat slab of cheese on his forehead.

#I FORGOT TO ADD TAGS... #postal #postal dude #postal game #postal guy #what the fuck do i tag #cheddar cheese #kraft singles #call my cheese the way she kraft on my single

[blushft]

#gordon freeman #lactose intolerance #dairy consumption #reblog for bigger sample size... #kraft singles #milk

[lebowskismoney]

#i couldn't sleep tonight #monilememeski #hot singles in your area #memes #cheese #kraft singles #low quality #intentional

[unitedstatesofamericancheese]

My country tis of cheese.🎵 I nibbled this outline of the contiguous United States out of a piece of American cheese (sorry you didn’t make the cut, Hawaii and Alaska.) According to @mental_floss, the processed American cheese we know and love today owes a great deal to @kraft_brand whose founder would shred cheddar, pasteurize it, mix in some sodium phosphate and then wrap it up in plastic to extend its shelf life. Bless you Mr. Kraft. Stay tuned for individual states coming soon, in order of their admittance to the Union. Delaware, get ready to say cheese.

#united states #state history #us history #american cheese #Kraft singles #United States of American cheese #fun history

[contac]

#kraft singles #american cheese #processed cheese food #yuck #bland flavorless crap perfectly named: american #vhs #gif #1986 #kraft #CHEESE FOOD

[theoncelerslefttoe]

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your inflatable cheese.

#inflatable cheese #shitpost #food fail #Kraft singles #processed cheese #food lottery #lost the food lottery #food lottery loss #I’m a vegetarian so I couldn’t care less but wtf

[2022dirt]

Someone slapped kraft singles on this speed limit sign to hide it.

#interesting #interesting facts #nature is everything #nature is weird #nature #discover #thats interesting #thats insane #thats incredible #like woah #cheese #kraft #kraft single #kraft singles #what the hell #what the fuck #what the heck #what then #what the flip #speed #speed limit #miles per hour #mph #speeding #idk what else to tag #but woah #woah :0 #woah dude #woahhhh #uhhh

[gwydionmisha]

Thenwhile… Haunted Real Estate | Diarrhea Plane | Somalia’s Slow Sprinter | Kraft Singles Recall

#Haunted Real Estate #Diarrhea #Air Travel #Somalia #Kraft Singles #Stephen Colbert #Youtube

[emmaklee]

(via shiftythrifting on Instagram: “Anybody want a snack? . #food #soap #cookbook #puns #thrifted #books #weird”)

#soap #kraft singles

[masoncarr2244]

#kraft #kraft singles #gif #gifs #kraft singles swiss

[wildest-wavez]

today i learned that you can throw a flat processed cheese square across an apartment

#cheese #kraft singles #discover #discovery #hooligan #hooliganism

[mountainwideforeheadgallery]

A continuation of POSTAL dude being hit with cheese.

He's so miserable looking.

#postal #postal game #postal dude #postal guy #I'm so unbelievably great at tagging #cheddar cheese #kraft singles #wyd if i tag all my posts with kraft singles #kraft singles can be my signature tag you know? #ahhh i think that would be mildly funny at least

[randompenguinslide]

A friend sent me this silly meme unprepared for my ridiculousness:

And so of course I had to start singing:

"All the Singles Ladies"

All the singles ladies (x7)

Now put your hands up

Up in the club (sandwich), we just set up

I'm adding my own little thing

Decided french dip and now you wanna trip

Cause another brother noticed me

I'm up on cheese, he up on more

Don't pay this any attention

Just cried for joy, for melty cheese

Ya can't be mad at me

Cause if you want to then you should put some cheese on it

If you liked it then you shoulda put some cheese on it

Don't be mad once you see that he want it

If you liked it then you shoulda put some cheese on it

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, o-ohh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, o-ohh

If you liked it then you should put some cheese on it

If you liked it then you shoulda put some cheese on it

Don't be mad once you see that he want it

If you liked it then you shoulda put more cheese on it

I got cheese sauce on my lips, a some weight on my hips

Got me tighter in my Dereon jeans

Acting up, nacho dip in a cup

I can care less what you think

I need no permission, did I mention

Don't pay it any attention

Cause you had your turn and now you gonna learn

What it really feels like to miss cheese

Cause if you liked it then you should have put some cheese on it

If you liked it then you shoulda put some cheese on it

Don't be mad once you see that he want it

If you liked it then you shoulda put more cheese on it

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

If you liked it then you should have put some cheese on it

If you liked it then you shoulda put some cheese on it

Don't be mad once you see that he want it

If you liked it then you shoulda put MORE CHEESE on it

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Don't treat me to the diets of the world

I'm not that kind of girl

Your dairy is what I prefer, what I deserve

Here's a food that makes me then takes me

And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond

Pull me into your arms, say I'm the one you cheese

If you don't, you'll be alone

And like a ghost I'll be gone

All the singles ladies, all the singles ladies

All the singles ladies, all the singles ladies

All the singles ladies, all the singles ladies

All the singles ladies

Now put your hands up, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Cause if you liked it then you should have put some cheese on it

If you liked it then you shoulda put some cheese on it

Don't be mad once you see that he want it

If you liked it then you shoulda PUT MORE CHEESE on it

Oh, oh, oh

If you liked it then you should have put some cheese on it

If you liked it then you shoulda put some cheese on it

Don't be mad once you see that he want it

If you liked it then you shoulda PUT MOAR CHEESE ON IT!!!

Oh, oh, oh

#my brain is weird #gay #cheese #beyonce #parody #all the single ladies #kraft singles

[woodelf68]

Sure was nice when a slice of Kraft American cheese actually covered the whole slice of bread. I'd already noticed that they've really shrunk up in size this past year, but it really hits hard when you just want to make a grilled cheese and you've got a half inch of nothing but bread all the way around to bite through until you get to the little square of cheese in the center. :(

Also, I used to love them. They were delicious just eaten plain. But then several years ago the taste seemed to change, and not in a way I liked. While poking around just now trying to find out exactly how much smaller the slices have gotten (they've at least dropped from 3/4 oz. to 2/3 oz.), that the taste change seemed to happen when they removed artificial preservatives from the product. That seems like a good thing, but...DAMN, I WANT THOSE TASTY ARTIFICIAL PRESERVATIVES BACK. I wonder if any other people switched to mostly buying fresh deli cheese instead when the taste changed? No wonder their sales went flat.

#american cheese #cheese #kraft singles #kraft #i do usually have a pack on hand #but use them only rarely nowadays #i have so few food pleasures in life #i'd rather have a good tasting slice of cheese instead of an artificial preservative free one #same thing happened with wonder bread #best tasting bread ever until it started tasting vinegary all the time #and i found out they had changed the recipe that i think had been around for like a hundred years #why??? #never bought that again

[unitedstatesofamericancheese]

Delaware is known for being the first state to ratify the constitution. It’s been over 230 years and Delaware still won’t let anyone forget about that. License plates, welcome signs, the state quarter, probably one of Joe Biden’s pecks (or both!)—you can find “First State” written everywhere. 

Delaware was quick to ratify the Constituiton, doing so in under three months. Remember, those were the old days before cars and Zoom calls. Everything took time, especially rounding up leaders from across the state to read over the Constitution and make sure they were on board. For most, it was the first time they were seeing the document. Getting a unanimous vote in such a short time was impressive, though Delaware’s next door neighbor was definitely not impressed. Pennsylvania was gunning to be the first state to ratify the Constitution in the hopes that doing so would allow it to be home to the permanent US capital. No dice. 

Nibbling time for Delaware, admitted in December 1787, was about twenty minutes. This was my second attempt at the first state.

#delaware #food art #us history #american cheese #Kraft singles #United States of American cheese #cheese