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helmarok · 2 months
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i'm always thinking about this line
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richardxoliverxmayhew · 10 months
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how do you need to be touched?
gently
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you need to be held as though you're going to break. you need someone to trace your scars like cracks in a wall, crumbling. their touch is almost painful; you've been without it for too long, without someone to hold you. but, you cannot bring yourself to pull away.
tagged by/stolen: from the dash
tagging: everybody!
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sillyfudgemonkeys · 2 years
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Me: *looks at P5* Me, pointing at P5 after having just experiencing Sogabe’s P3 manga: I can make it worse.
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amethystfairy1 · 28 days
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the latest treebark chapter made me think of something funny. originally I was just going to send the image it made me think of, but then I had the idea to draw it...
and then I spent several hours drawing something that was supposed to be a silly doodle.
enjoy: what I imagine Martyn will be thinking about pretty soon LMAO
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and the original image
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as always, I'm loving the hermit-a-day-may fics and the TT treebark!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OHHHH this has me ROLLING THIS IS SO GOOD
Also I love the ambiance of the forest all around them!? Like it looks so cool and spooky! And Ren's hair is so pretty and also all the little charms on Martyn's belt and the upturned collar on his shirt I love all the details! so much!!!
But also REN is just like YES I CAN DO AN AXE KICK which means YES I CAN KICK MY LEG ABOVE YOUR HEAD and I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!
AGGGGH
This is so so so so cool thank you so much for drawing and for sharing! I absolutely love this and I love your art style it's so pretty!!! 💖💖💖
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burningablaze · 10 months
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Hawks x Reader - New Spot
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Summary: When Hawks discovers that you have ticklish underarms
Ler: Hawks
Lee: Reader
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Hawks had announced to you that he had been taken leave for only a few days from hero work. You want to spend every moment with him while you can and what better way to spend time than to watch a movie on the couch.
As you and Hawks were watching a movie, his chest was pressed up against your back and his arm wrapped around you. You haven’t noticed that his fingers were softly tickling your forearm. It was feeling a little ticklish but nice at the same time that it was enough to make you smile and twitch.
Hawks leaned over to see your expression. “You smiling? Why are you smiling?” He said with a teasing tone and tickled your arm more. “Pfft! Ehehehehehehehehehe Hahahahahawks!” You squealed and tried to pull your arm to your chest but Hawks grabbed your wrist to keep your arm still.
“Aww, my baby bird is ticklish~” He said in a singing voice as his fingers went further up your arm until he reached your underarm. You let out a squeak and laughed louder. “NO PLEASE NOT THEHEHEHERE!”
Hawks stopped for a second. “Well, you never told about this spot. Have you been hiding it from me? Yeah?”
He suddenly lifted your arm and dug his fingers in your armpit. You thrashed and kicked your legs as you screamed out beautiful strings of laughter.
“AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NONONOHOHOHOHOHO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Hawks thought up a way to keep you close was to wrap his legs around yours and made sure to hold you tightly as he kept tickling your armpit.
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAWKS PLEHEHEASE STAHAHAHAP!”
You wiggled around as much as you could to hopefully escape from Hawks’ trap but your strength was weakened by his tickles. He leaned closely to your ear and whispered, “Is it too ticklish, little bird?~”
His warm breath and the soft blowing from his mouth tickled your ear. You couldn’t help but burst into more fits of laughter. “HAHAHAHAHAWKS! I-I CAHAHAHAN’T TAKE IT ANYMOHOHOHORE!”
Hawks chuckled mischievously, thoroughly enjoying your reaction. He finally relented and ceased his tickling assault. “Alright, alright, I’ll give you a break.” You took deep breaths, trying to catch your breath while a wide smile spread across your face. “That was... that was so much,”
Hawks grinned, satisfied with the outcome of his playful torment. “Well, you have to admit, it was kind of fun seeing you squirm like that,” He replied then pressed his face against your neck with a playful growl. You squeaked and scrunched your shoulders. You realized your going to be there for a while.
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Scared of you.
I'M BACK BITCHESSSSSSSSS
this was based on a convo I had with @kimberlyscout about life under the sea!
Warning(s): angst AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh and some undersea life headcanons
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You and Azul have been dating for quite some time now.
To everybody else, it seems like you have a perfect relationship.
Hell, even to you it seems like you have a perfect relationship, but...
That's just because Azul is good at hiding his feelings.
In reality, your relationship is completely falling apart. But, Azul won't let you know that. He won't let you know how he really feels about you... because he wants to have a perfect relationship with you.
It happened so long ago.
He should be over it by now, right?
So why isn't he...?
You two were sat down in the cafeteria together. As always, you were eating octopus.
He loved how happy you looked when you ate it, it was your favourite food, after all... it makes sense that you'd enjoy eating it...
But he can't help but wince everytime you take a bite.
If he hadn't been so lucky that day... then that tentacle on your plate could have been from him.
But there's no use thinking about that! After all, he was lucky that day, he was able to get away! He shouldn't be thinking about this! He should only be focusing on how happy you are, your food isn't him and it never will be, it never will be...
...it never will be.
"Is something wrong, Azul?" You asked.
"Huh-? Ah, no... n-nothing's wrong, (Y/N)..." He insisted.
"Well alright... um, you're sure you're ok with me eating this...?" You asked. "I know you've said you are, but... you always seem so nervous when I-"
"No! It's fine! It's fine, it's your favourite food, and I'd hate for you to have to stop eating your favourite food just because of me!" He nervously laughed.
"Well... ok then, if you insist."
Azul quietly sighed to himself.
"What is wrong with me?!" Azul yelled at his reflection.
No transformation spell or potion is perfect, a mirror will always reflect the true form. The mirrors will always remind him of...
He punched the mirror.
He's not entirely sure why he did it...
Whatever. He has to go manage the Lounge. There's no use thinking of... all this.
"Ah, there you are, Azul." Jade said as Azul entered the Lounge. "We were very worried you would fail to show up tonight."
"I think I might need a day off next week..." Azul sighed.
"By the way, you know it's tonight, don't you? Floyd and I need our... payment."
"W-what?! No, that's not for another month!" Azul whisper yelled. "They haven't even fully grown back yet, just give me a bit longer!"
"Do you not value our friendship?" Jade asked. "If you do, then you will do it tonight."
"...fine."
You couldn't help but feel like you messed up earlier.
You want to let him know you're sorry for whatever you could have messed up.
He's probably at the Lounge, cleaning up and getting ready to lock up for the night. So you made your way there.
You entered the Lounge.
All the lights are off, and no music is playing.
It seems so different that you feel like you've never been there before.
...
Azul isn't anywhere to be seen.
But you can hear him... it sounds like he's in the kitchen.
When you opened the set of double doors, you saw him sitting on the floor, his pant leg rolled up to his thigh so he could bandage his leg.
"Azul-?"
He looked up in surprise, causing you to notice the tears in the corners of his eyes.
"(Y/N)? What are you doing here?!"
And that was when you noticed the two spasming black-and-purple tentacles on the counter, still oozing blue blood.
"What... what is this?! Are you ok?!" You yelled in a panic.
"Yes, yes, don't worry, I-I'm fine..." He told you, wiping his eyes. "It's... it's just a scratch, really, they'll grow back."
"Grow back...? What are you-"
"Well, because I'm an octopus I can... I can regrow my limbs. It's easy, don't worry. I'm used to this." He sighed as he stood up.
"So you can regrow your tentacles?" You asked, he nodded. "That's cool! Heh, with an ability like that I could use you as my own personal food supply~!" You said in a joking matter.
Azul fell to his knees the second you said that.
He looked so... shaken.
"What's wrong?! A-are you ok?!" You yelled in a panic.
"I... I can't do this anymore." He whispered as he brought his hands up to his face. "I can't do this anymore (Y/N), I can't date you anymore! We can't be together, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry-!" He sobbed.
"Azul...? Are... are you ok...?"
"Get out of my café. NOW, (Y/N), I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE!" He screamed.
"Azul, calm down, what's going on?"
"I told myself... I'd never let myself feel like this again." He sighed. "So much for that. Do you know how hard life is underwater? No. You don't. You could never know. You could never hope to understand what I've been through."
"Your bullying? Don't worry, I understand that completely, I-"
"NOT THAT, YOU IDIOT! ...high class families live in civilization. The rest of our society is kill or be killed, eat or be eaten. I was lucky enough to grow up in civilization. There are many different kinds of merfolk, some more carnivorous than others... take the twins for example, they're morays; apex predators. Fish are sentient too, you know. It's illegal to eat fish under the sea, though some still do it..."
"Fish are sentient-?"
"That's not what's important, (Y/N)!!" He yelled. "You see, to solve that problem... octopus merfolk like me are... used as a non-lethal renewable food source. Some do it by choice for money, but... the majority are forced into it. I was almost forced into it. Sure, I was from a high class family, which is supposed to protect me from that, b-but I was still almost... I was only involved in that for a day, it shouldn't scare me anymore, right? What's wrong with me?"
"Azul, did you... really go through that?"
"DO YOU NOT BELIEVE ME?!" He yelled, inky tears falling down his face. "Come to think about it, that... that might've been the first time I properly met the twins. They... they saved me, from that terrible fate... but you know, of course they didn't do it for free. They wanted my tentacles. They made me cut them off myself, I remember their faces as I did it... they laughed at me the whole time. So they ate the tentacles and then brought me to safety... ever since then, we've had a deal. So long as I give them my tentacles every now and again, they'll... protect me." He sighed. "I didn't feel safe in my own home, you understand that?! Anyone at any time in any place could take be away again...!"
That was when Azul fully broke down crying.
"A-are you ok-?"
You immediately crouched down, and reached your hand out in some attempt to comfort him.
He slapped your hand away.
"DON'T TOUCH ME!!" Azul screamed. "(Y/N), do you know why I never told you about this...?"
"No, I-"
"It's because I wanted us to have a perfect relationship. I didn't want you to have to give up your favourite food just because of something that happened to me so many years ago... I tried so hard to hide this side of me from you... I try my hardest to not appear like a... coward. But now I see that won't work. We won't work, (Y/N)."
"Please, we can work through this-!"
"No we can't. I'm sorry. Now get out of here and leave me alone. (Y/N), I... I'm doing this for you, understand? I want you to have a partner that can make you happy, one that isn't... scared of you." He paused. "That just isn't me."
"Azul, please-!"
"NO! GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN! GET OUT OF MY LOUNGE! GET OUT OF MY DORM! GET OUT, NOW!!" Azul screamed at you once more. "...please don't come back here. And if you tell anyone about this 'breakdown' of mine, then I'll make sure you never speak again. Understand?"
"But I-"
"GO."
You didn't mean for any of this to happen...
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sundove88 · 4 months
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Cookie Run Kingdom- Beast Yeast Incorrect Quotes- There’s No Earthly Way of Knowing
“Pure Vanilla”: There's no earthly way of knowing... which direction we are going... There's no knowing where we're rowing... or which way the river's flowing... Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Gingerbrave: Uhhh… Pure Vanilla, are you ok?
Wizard: You don’t sound like yourself.
(He turns around creepily)
Strawberry: I don’t think that’s Pure Vanilla.
White Lily: *Nods*
Pure Vanilla?:...Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing... Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Silverbell: What the..?!
Pure Vanilla: I’d never act like that!
(His deranged facial expression begins to show fully)
Mercurial Knight: Look!!
Shadow “Vanilla”: YES! The danger must be growing, for the rowers... keep on rowing... And they're certainly not showing...
All: *Gasp*
(He reveals himself to be Shadow Milk)
Shadow Milk: ANY SIGNS... THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
All: *Scream In terror*
Sweet dreams!
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howlingday · 2 years
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Pyrrha Suffers...
I noticed some of y'all don't like Pyrrha being casted as Yamcha from Dragon Ball Z Abridged, so I decided to do the noble thing, go over my previous posts, make the free will choice to DOUBLE DOWN!
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Pyrrha: Don't worry, everyone. I'm here now.
Nora: Oh, thank Oum! Pyrrha's here now!
Pyrrha: That's right, and I swear that I will give my all fighting these foes. We have trained until our bones cracked to prepare for this, so I know that nothing will ever break our spirit! Today, we win-
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Nora: Y-Yeah...! Woo...!
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Roman: ...So, who wants to tell Jaune?
Pyrrha: I'll do it. I was Jaune's partner, so he should hear it from me.
Roman: Whatever you say, Ms. Invincible.
Pyrrha: Jaune? It's me, Pyrrha.
Cinder: Oh, hello, Pyrrha Nikos~.
Pyrrha: YOU?! What are you doing on Jaune's scroll?!
Cinder: Is it wrong for a woman to answer her man's scroll?
Pyrrha: What?! How?!
Cinder: He was so distraught over your death. He needed someone to tend to him after you passed.
Pyrrha: YOU'RE THE REASON I'M DEAD!
Cinder: Well, I guess I'm the better woman then, aren't I?
Jaune: Who is it, Cinder?
Cinder: Oh, just someone trying to sell you a pool.
Jaune: Oh, uh, no thanks.
Cinder: Buh-bye~.
Pyrrha: OH, YOU DIRTY BITCH!
Roman: Penny?
Pyrrha: YOU LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE- (Crack) ARGH! MY STERNUM AGAIN!
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Pyrrha: Hmph! You have a lot of nerve coming here!
Cinder: I'm sorry. Do I know you?
Pyrrha: Wh- Don't you remember?! We fought at Beacon!
Cinder: No, I fought Ruby. Watts handled everyone else.
Cinder: Well, everyone except that scrub I took down in one sho-
Cinder: Oh! OH! AHA! AHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pyrrha: Oh, keep laughing, you evil bi-
Cinder: (Towering over Pyrrha) HA. HA. HA.
Pyrrha: ...Bitch.
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Ashe: H-Hey, Pyrrha! How it han- I mean what's hang- (Ahem!) H-How are you?
Pyrrha: Oh, you know. Hanging in there.
Ashe: (Winces)
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Pyrrha: Oh, I am in over my head. I should contact the others.
Pyrrha: No! No! That's exactly what they'd expect!
Pyrrha: Isn't that right, adult and child wearing trenchco-?
Pyrrha: (Grabs by the throat) ACK!
Truck: (Approaching, Pumpkin Pete ad blares)
Pyrrha: OH, C-COME ON!
Truck: (Swerves, Crashes)
Grimm: Ruby. Vengeance.
Pyrrha: I-I'm... not... Ru-
Grimm: VENGEANCE! (Stabs Pyrrha)
Yang: I heard an explosion! What ha- OH COME ON, P-MONEY! IT'S BEEN TEN SECONDS!
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Pyrrha: I'll get Ruby to a hospital. Let's be honest. With how much you've all grown, I'd just get in the way.
Yang: Yup.
Blake: Probably.
Weiss: No offense.
Cinder: Why are you even here?!
Pyrrha: ...You know what? I'm just going to leave.
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Yang: We can't just sit around here, you know? We have to help!
Pyrrha: Help what? It would be a losing battle.
Yang: Oh, of course you'd say that!
Nora: Actually, she has a point.
Yang: Oh, don't you start!
Nora: Hey, I was in Vacuo, dammit! Shit got crazy! I was stabbed and blown up!
Pyrrha: I was stabbed and blown up, too, and dumped by the only boyfriend I ever had!
Nora: Same, except when my boyfriend left, he took all his character development.
Nora: When your boyfriend left, he took all your character development.
Pyrrha: ...
Yang: ...
Oscar: (Ozpin) You're going to need Mr. Arc to heal that wound, Ms. Nikos.
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Pyrrha: I just like to have hope, okay? Is that so wrong?
Yang: The fact you have any hope in your life is your most admirable quality.
Pyrrha: Oh... Thank you, Yang!
Salem: PYRRHA, FOR THE LOVE OF THE BROTHERS, DON'T THANK HER!
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Pyrrha: Please, you can't do this to me! These games... ever since the Grimm died, they're everything to me!
Pyrrha: My ex-boyfriend left me for an evil Maiden, and is now raising his daughter alone and refusing anyone's help.
Pyrrha: All of my friends are either married, or busy, or spending their days as the living embodiment of libido and being a total dick about it!
Pyrrha: ...Without these tournaments, I'll have nothing.
Cardin: Yeah, nothing, and 20 billion lien.
Pyrrha: What will I... Wait, what?
Port: Twenty. Billion. Lien.
Port: The Association states you can't be left high and dry upon retirement, nor can you be banned from further sponsorship deals, or promotional tie-ins.
Port: Simply put, you sign this non-compete, and you will be set for the rest of your life.
Pyrrha: So... I'd win?
Cardin: You only win! For as long as I've known you, you do nothing but win! This is just icing on your already winning cake!
Pyrrha: (Sniffles, Beams)
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koalamysterio · 2 months
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I saw a trend on tiktok, that you can do with your friend. It's called «At least I'm not...»
And I asked my best friend to do this trend.
So here's the translation.
Me: Text me what you told me about this trend today. I'll show it to people.
Him: At least I'm not [Cillian] Murphy's fan.
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(P. S. unfortunately, my friend likes to troll me about this topic.)
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rainbowninja00 · 21 days
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me: haha in stars and time seems like such a cool, heartwrenching game! I love the jellopocolypse playthrough! my brain: hey, you know what would be funny :3 me: no no no dont you fucking dare i want motivation to write my CURRENT FANFICS and hyperfixations i swear to fucking god- my brain: fix-it fic hehehe :3 self insert hehehe :3 NEW HYPERFIXATION AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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00just-a-pancake00 · 1 year
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When Dawn hits the Kamisato Estate (Thomato)
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Its been a while, hehe, I should post my stories more ;-;
Anyways, here is some cute Thomato, oomfies :3
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One morning, Thoma had accidentally overslept since he was rather a heavy sleeper and had not awoken for almost an hour. Ayato decided to wake up his friend, and he entered their room as the blonde was snoring and sleeping soundly. Seeing his friend was having a peaceful slumber, Ayato was unsure if he should wake him or not, but his conscience got the better of him. Thoma had to wake up.
So he climbed up onto the bedside and shook his friend's side.
"Thoma, wake up." He spoke and a grumble and a yawn was heard, as Thoma opened his eyes to see his friend.
"Wakka, what is the meaning of disturbing me?"
"You've been asleep for over an hour. You need to wake up, Everyone's going to consume your waffles now." Ayato explained, but Thoma yawned and turned to his other side and fell back to sleep.
"Thomaaaaa, come on! Wake uup!" The blue-haired man persuaded, climbing onto the rocky male and got an idea. He smiled mischievously and started to tickle Thoma's side and stomach, jolting the Yashiro leader awake and giggled uncontrollably.
"Ahahahahahahahaha! W-Wahahakahaha!!!, Stop it! I am in nohohohohohohohoho mood for tihihihickles! Hahahhahahaa!" Thoma laughed as he rolled onto his tummy to protect it, but Ayato started to tickle his sides harder, making him giggle and laugh.
"Wakey wakey! Time for you to get up, boulder." Ayato teased, but that made Thoma sit up, throwing him off-balance and onto the floor.
"Eh? That does it, Come 'ere~" Thoma laughed as he chased after his friend all over his room until he finally caught him and pinned him to the ground and started to tickle Ayato.
"AHHH! Ahahahahahaha! GAHA!!! Stohohohohohohop! Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!" Ayato squealed as Thoma's skittering fingers scratched and wiggled around his belly.
"Hah! That's what you get for tickling me!" Thoma softly growled as he moved his hands up to the young lord's underarms, tickling them at full force.
"GAHHHHHHHH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" The periwinkle-haired man laughed out loud, squirming to free himself from his tickly misery, but with no luck. The tickling was too much.
After a few minutes of tickling his underarms, Thoma stopped and was suddenly attacked by his friend and the rolled around to see who would be on top, and Thoma came on top, but on Ayato's back and tickled his sides very quickly.
"Time for a tickles, boba boy~" He teased again as he wiggled and poked around Ayato's sides and reached below to tickle his stomach. Suddenly, Ayato twisted around and Thoma fell gently to the ground on his stomach and Ayato sat on top of him.
"No. You, puppy~" Ayato chuckled evilly as one hand held down Thoma's feet, and the other tickled his toes, and the household shrieked with hysterical laugher, trying to get away but was pinned.
"Cootchie cootchie coo~! There is no escape from me. " Ayato teased as his hands attacked Thoma's feet, tickling them hard and fast.
"Nohohohohohohohoho, Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Please stop tickling me!! WAHAHAHAKAHAHAHAHA!!!" Thoma cried, tears of joy streaming down his cheeks, but Ayato didn't pay attention, continuing his tickling spree.
In hopes of saving himself, Thoma reached out and tickled Ayato's feet and the periwinkle stopped and turned over, freeing himself. The blonde pounced onto his friend and tickled his tummy and underarms, but soon the two of them began tickling each other, none of them in hopes of giving in. For almost half an hour the tickle fest went on and the laughter flowed through the estate.
Inside their room Thoma was pinning Ayato down while tickling his tummy and Ayato was tickling Thoma's sides, but their energy was starting to wear off. Finally they both stopped, feeling tired and all tickled out.
Ayato lay himself on the floor and felt Thoma snuggle on him and hugged him, and the hardening hero decided it was alright since he was like his best friend and hugged him back.
"Maybe Ayaka won't mind if we'll get to the bottom floor in a few minutes, what do you say?" Ayato asked, knowing Thoma was getting sleepy as well as him.
"Sure, that's fine." Thoma yawned and the two fell asleep in each others arms, feeling happy and great to have a wonderful moment like this.
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dandylovesturtles · 11 months
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I like how #wow leo places above #rottmnt when searching your tags 🤣
LOL
this is actually because I'm pretty sparing about tagging things with rottmnt, either because I don't want my nonsense to end up in the main tags or just because I'm lazy (I basically don't put organizational tags on reblogs and like, all those fic title games I just did, I didn't tag any of those with the series or characters). and that day you guys sent me a LOT of wow leo asks haha
and that's definitely the reasonable and logical explanation for this. it's not because wow leo is still possessing the blog hahahaha what would make you think that ahahahahahahahahahaha-
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cosmicstarlatte · 8 months
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Eyyy give us like a fandom name. Starlings? Cosmicstarcreamer? (I'm sorry 😭)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LITTLE COSMICSTARCREAMERS!?!?! OMG THATS SENDING ME AHAHAHA!!! ty ty that gave me such a great laugh, like u don't even know how loud it was!!! 😭💕💕💕
Anyway idk!!! This is such a cute ask!! 😆 You're probably the first in the cult fandom 😔
Anyway slightly boring answer but I usually tag my asks with "the star: _" so I guess everyone who comes through here is my little star!!! 🥰💕 but if u have more ideas let me know LOL or if u wanna exclusively be my little creamer (🥛?) anon I mean akakglfkkdln💀
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a-lucha-brother · 2 months
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All the fallout from Dynasty
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Well, don't call me a booker but I got 9/11 predictions correct for Dynasty, even so far as calling the finish to the Jericho match (it's almost like we've done this a thousand times before right?)
Had to kill my cat though cause Willow won and EVERYONE hated it.
I'll also be massively impressed of everyone came out of this ppv injury free, particularly Pac and Willow cause they both took some insane bumps.
I'm confused by the finish to the International match cause like, what do we do now? With Strong and Kyle, like, it's just dead in the water now since Roddy won clean. Well I know what they're doing, they're moving onto some weird annex of Wardlow "but this isn't the Pinnacle" storyline - hopefully leading to a singles push again? Please? Super cool to see Cole moving around again, but I promise you he's still not ready to wrestle yet, he may not need the chair but that doesn't mean he's fully healed either. Get ready for some mind numbing promos for the next month or so.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA would you Adam and Eve it! I was right ALL ALONG brother! Whilst everyone was running around crying over Punk and the All In footage like the easy bait you all are, I was here saying they were doing this to get Jack Perry back into AEW with nuclear heat and WOULD YOU KNOW IT WOOO that's exactly what happened!! HOW BOUT IT!!
I hope we really, and I mean REALLY run wild with this and make the Elite a massive dominant heel faction (perhaps feuding with the House of Black?). Legit, have Okada win the International title as well (maybe unify both belts as the "Worldwide Title"? Don't call me a booker) and have the Bucks w/ Jack win the Trios titles. Obviously there's no women in The Elite. Personally I'd love to see Anna Jay and maybe even Deonna Purazzo getting in on that and winning both women's titles. Legitimately leaving the TNT and world titles up for grabs or staying where they are.
Imagine Cope, Strickland the HOB teaming to fight The Elite in Stadium Stampede.
DON'T CALL ME A BOOKER
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alinatk · 2 months
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Breaking Down Holland (A Dark Shade of Magic Tickle Fanfic)
Fandom: A Dark Shade of Magic (V E Schwab) Characters: Kell Maresh | Holland Vosijk Summary: Red London is in chaos, everyone is fighting to purge evil, and more than ever the Antari are needed. Even though he doesn't trust Holland, Kell needs his power and will use a somewhat unusual means to convince him to help.
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(The picture doesn't belong to me, It's just a reference)
"You told me once" Kell said "that you were either the master or the slave of magic. So which of the two is it now?"
"That's what you don't understand" said Holland "I was always just the slave".
"Holland" Kell sighed. "It's chaos outside, we're losing so all help is welcome. It's the least you can do after all, help us have a little hope"
"Hope for you and your London" Holland didn't change his tone but the harshness was clear. "I just want to stay here and sink into the void, now leave me"
"No" Kell came closer. "You will help, even if I have to make you"
"Go ahead" Holland leaned his head against the wall. "I've felt a lot of pain, I don't care anymore"
"As much as part of me really wants to hurt you, I won't" Kell controlled his chains, so that Holland went to the ground. "I thought of something else"
"And even?!" Holland didn't show it but he was a little surprised. He was sitting on the floor and felt the chains wrap around his wrists and ankles and anchor themselves to the floor. "Well, at least this way is more comfortable"
"Makes it easier for me too" Kell sat down in front of his feet and began to remove his boots and socks.
"What are you.." Holland couldn't hide the confusion in his expression.
"You are so used to painful touches, but what about softer ones? Have you felt them?" Kell asked, with an amused expression on his face.
"I don't know where you're going with this, I just..." He stopped talking and stiffened when he felt Kell's finger run over his sole.
"Oh, what was that?" Kell scoffed and repeated the movement, seeing Holland try to pull his foot back. "Looks like you're sensitive".
"Tickle me? You can't be serious" Holland tried but failed to hide the uneasiness in his voice. "I thought you had more urgent things to deal with"
"I really do, but I need your help and you don't want to collaborate" Kell ran his index finger up and down Holland's right sole. "So I'm going to convince him"
"S-Stop it" Holland's breathing became shorter as he tried to keep the smile away from his lips.
"I wasn't too sure this was going to work" Kell used all five fingers now, fingering him. "But it's really impressive how these light touches affect someone as serious and cold as you"
"L-Leave me alohohohone" Holland couldn't hold back his laughter any longer, feeling how Kell's fingers ran from the heel to the base of his fingers. "ahahahahahaha stop!"
"Of course, as soon as you decide to help me" Kell used both hands now, one on each sole, increasing the intensity of the touches. "I don't want to take you in chains or have to watch you all the time"
"Ahahahahahahahahahaha shit" Holland was caught completely off guard by this, he didn't even remember the last time he felt something like this. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO!" He reacted more abruptly when Kell focused on his arches and toes.
"Oh, what an interesting reaction, is that a good spot?" Kell dug harder into his arches, reaching the bottom of his fingers and diving between them.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAMN YOU" Holland exploded and despite his effort to keep his fingers suppressed, he couldn't stop Kell from having access to those sensitive areas. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA STOP THAT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"You know, you look so much better this way" Kell watched as a blush appeared on Holland's pale cheeks as his feet swayed and his body flexed in response to his movements.
Holland didn't know how to deal with it, he was supposed to be able to free himself but the tickling made him even weaker, it wasn't like he was going to win a fight with Kell in that state either. He kneaded his soles thinking it would help lessen the sensations but it just required more effort and feeling Kell's fingers traveling and exploring every sensitive spot on his feet was disconcerting, after all, he never realized how sensitive he was.
Kell continued like this for a few more moments before pausing. He rested his elbows on his knees and his chin in his hands, watching as Holland caught his breath and resumed his posture.
"Are you done with this nonsense?" Holland tried to face him but he was still recovering. His face had gained a little color, his hair was disheveled and his breathing was labored.
"No, but that seemed a little intense for you, I wanted to let you breathe before continuing, I'm not going to take it easy" Kell rummaged through his coat pockets and took out a long, stiff quill.
"Then that's it?" Holland said with disdain.
"Yeah, I'm curious to see how you'll react" And with that said, Kell began to stroke the feather along Holland's left sole.
"A-Ah!" Holland's breathing hitched the moment the feather made contact with his sole and as much as he tried to convince himself that it wasn't that bad, he quickly realized how wrong he was. "aaahahahahaha"
Kell was pleased that this method was also effective, noticing how Holland pursed his lips as he tried to contain his laughter. "Is a single feather enough to break you?! How curious"
"S-Shuhuhuhuhuht up" Holland bit his lip trying to stifle his laughter as he wriggled his foot away. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOT THAT!" He screamed when Kell began to pass it between his toes.
"I told you I wouldn't take it easy" He smiled, satisfied. "You can end this whenever you want" Kell moved the feather along the base of Holland's toes, alternating between dipping between them and taking his time as he sawed each of the sensitive spaces.
"NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO KELL STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP" Holland closed his eyes tightly, shaking his head.
"Not yet? Let me be more convincing" And he used his free hand to scribble his fingers on Holland's other sole, combining the methods.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO NOAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAP" He wasn't going to last long.
"Begging won't help" Kell dug firmly into her arches with his fingers. "As much as I'm amazed to hear"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OK, OKAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAY" He screamed.
"Ok what?"
"I'LL HELP YOU, I'LL HELP HAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE STAHAHAHAHAHAP THAHAHAHAT" Holland finally gave in and Kell stopped.
"You made this difficult, but I'm glad you agreed" Kell moved the chains to free him.
Holland stayed there for a few moments before retracting his legs and standing up. "And what makes you trust me?"
"I don't trust, but I could very well throw you here again and maybe tell the king about it and ask for a public "punishment" for you, with special participation from everyone who wants to have fun with you" Kell looked at him with a slight smile on the lips.
"Y-You wouldn't dare..."
"So we understand" Kell held his arm and led him out of the cell. "Let's go, we leave early tomorrow"
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neko-sufis-world · 3 months
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Hey, Rush. Can you unsleeve your pant? 😏
-Pontianak to Rush. He unsleeves it.
Okay. Just wait for it!
-Pontianak to Rush as she enters the rubber band to his leg.
Don't worry. It's not hurt. Just like an ant's bite. 😌
-Pontianak to Rush as she pulls it more and more and more. Then....
PAM!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😂
-Pontianak when she's laughing over Rush screams non-stop after she let the rubber band go 🤣
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