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ghostlyhamburger · 9 months

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Husband Plays Miraculous: Rise of the Sphinx

[We upgraded to PS5 version so gotta start over]

Oh glitchy

Oh huh. Still looks like a PS2 game but like an upresed PS2 game

Still looks weird but not as weird oh no never mind look at Marinette’s face

You can actually see the textures now though

It loads a lot faster, it does kinda look better. The prerendered cutscenes look worse, but the game looks better

Why is circle the confirm

This actually feels better

“All right! Now that’s a macaron for Tikki!” That’s new. That was not a line before. There’s just more stuff in the PS5 version.

It’s like they took stuff out for PS4

Do you think he’s only allergic to pigeons or birds in general?

What is this game it’s like. Trying.

Still don’t understand why [bosses] have two health bars, but

[Ladybug spinning her yoyo] That’s more circular, too

[Tikki never saw these orbs before] but she has to know if Master Fu knows

Ah Kagami. You got fucking shafted.

I can’t stand on these [objects on the ground]. They have physics!

Oh they fixed another issue! I am thoroughly shook!

You know what I just noticed? I don’t think Alix is in this game.

Alya’s stuck in permanently sassy mode

This game is so much - buh what

Good to see that Chat Noir is still broken as shit.

“Don’t try this at home, kids!” Fuck no if I get the opportunity to run across Paris I’m gonna fucking do it

Look at the shadow. It’s just the rigging, it’s not the model

There’s a map function??

“Sounders! Take care of them!” UMMM. Do they not know what that is? Do you know what that is? [I know what sounding is?] A sounder is the tool used for sounding.

[...oh]

You can actually see her design and it looks good

Ohhh soundwave was the name of the mic brand they used

Wait I missed the friendship bit because I didn’t talk to her right then?

The return of breadfoot disease

It’s weird seeing the texture details and shit but then you see the trees are still squares

Isn’t the Liberty the boat? Why does it have a street sign?

This feels like they got the bad studio to make the game. The sudio that makes Marinette’s hair way too blue.

This series was made to have fanfiction.

I always thought Sabine did the paperwork because Tom was the baker. He’s not smart enough to do the paperwork. He’s a golden retriever.

Fu is still being an asshole. He knows what these orbs are for and isn’t saying it?

What did that do? “Made him wet.” But why?

Why is Tikki a png but Marinette is a render?

The easiest way I can put this game is unintentionally good. If you tried it the way they intended it, it’s bad.

What the fuck

I don’t remember this being this hard

Why does this game have Eminem references

For a game called Rise of the Sphinx there’s very little Sphinx happening. And there’s only 2 more locations I saw?

[You unlocked the power of Smash!] Cat Noir’s gonna smash ya

Aren’t you supposed to be writing this down since we got to new content? “Oh yeah shit”

The music is all dark and I kinda like it

[That looks super bouncy!] That wasn’t bouncy at all.

The rendering on this is still bad.

Who put a macaron in a sewer? I can kind of understand the subway but who wants to eat a sewer macaron?

What does the caterpillar have to do with the sphinx?

Push? Oh that kind of made sense. That’s the first instance of logic I think this game’s had.

The only way I can recommend people playing this game is while drunk which unfortunately I am not. Also on the PS5 because that’s the only one that looks good.

I swear each level is longer than the previous

Oh this is yellow water I don’t wanna touch that

Hey look a Mario pipe. That’s gotta be a reference right? It’s too out of place.

Which one’s the healer???

The silk looks … fine.

Stephanie you’re supposed to be writing stuff you have been missing so many things

Look when Chat does his smash move it’s like his father’s samurai form. “I could believe that’s less because of his father and more because he’s a massive weeb though.” Yes but his father’s ALSO a massive weeb

This is just boring. Tedious? Yeah, tedious.

Also I don’t know if there’s anything that’s even savable aside from a couple of the akuma designs. What does this add to the story of Miraculous?

This feels more like a mobile phone game than anything, like if each section was a minigame and then the rest is just stuff you click on

What did that button do

I just wanna be able to control the camera

[You enjoy smashing things, don’t you Cat Noir?] Yeah you wanna be next?

Why is’t there an icon for where I am on this map

It’s really hard because you don’t really know where you are

This is the first time we’re able to get all the things in a chapter because we have all the powers

Liberate the passage? What the fuck does tghat mean?

Let’s face it, the macarons are more for the side stuff, but that’s pretty cool. This solidifies that if this came out during the PS2 era it would have been beloved

A single macaron. A single macaron. A red macaron! Oh no wait there’s a blue thingy too. We still haven’t been told what these are.

Why? Why did it go that way? What the fuck is this shit?

Mayura??

Wait so she’s just acting on her own??

What is happening ow

Why does the screen keep going black?

What?

What am i supposed to do here

What the fuck was that???

How does this have anything to do with the sphinx???

[A few years back] What? WHAT? Heavy plot I guess

This feels like ship bait

Oh this is definitely a plan

What the fuck was that?

So they’ve been searching for the cat and the bug for years but that doesn’t track with the plot of the show where Emilie has only been in a coma for a year? But what? That doesn’t make sense? This game is canon but can’t be canon?

Wait I thought you could only make a sentimonster from your emotions, not the emotions of others? “No you can use emotions of others” But they NEVER said that. Even when Fu was explaining it he didn’t say that!

And why is the music now Sly Cooper?

Anyways if that’s the case couldn’t she just make Miraculouses off of his desire to have them?

But that’s also not how sentimonsters work! They don’t feed off of ambient emotions! If that was the case, the Ladybug sentimonster would have been exceptionally powerful

This would have made a lot more sense if instead of Chloe it was Lila. The story they’re saying is being told is not what I’ve watched in the show. Unless this is a dumb alternate timeline?

If they wanted to give it the ability to feed on emotions why didn’t he just akumatize the caterpillar

[I could give you a fine for being outside during lockdown!] That comment has not aged well

[There’s nothing we can do against this sentimonster] Except you beat its face in and if you break its amok, it dies!

It’s a sentimonster! You know what they’re made of!

What is the point of this? Why does there need to be a thing after every collection?

You know for a thing called rise of the sphinx, I was expecting a sphinx

I just wanna be through with this game

Let’s get it over with. Alcohol help me.

Chloe doesn’t really have negative emotions. She acts like a bitch but she’s pretty enutral or happy. Unless they’re saying her sorrow for not having the bee miraculous was so great that it did something? I don’t know

Did it just leave? Didn’t even break just popped out of existence?

I feel like we could ignore this entire game and we’d be better off for it

That necklace is clearly meant to mean something but you’re in season 5 and you have no idea

The show is bad because of the age rating it’s stuck in

Are you really surprised that the last fight is gonna be on the Eiffel Tower? They have to include it. I swear it’s part of the contract with the show

Oh I broke out of the bounds of the game. They never tested to see if you could jump over that

Speedrunning tactic? Maybe? Dunno why you’d wanna speedrun this game but hey you can

[it’s started it’s morphing phase!]It’s morphine time! Because that;s what I need to deal with this

This music does not fit miraculous ladybug at all. It feels like it belongs in a horror game.

Maybe these are the eggs. The bouncy cocoons that aren’t bouncy.

‘What the fuck” I’m sorry you expected this game to get good now?

These oddly shaped platforms are not good for platforming who the fuck knew

I don’t know if I can make that. I can make that from here though

There’s a whole lot for you to type isn’t there

Okay what the actual fuck why are these platforms moving

I have fallen into the abyss for the Great One. the Great Carl. since they haven’t given us a name I am calling him Carl.

You know I heard the name rise of the sphinx I thought it was gonna be a cool new enemy that required cosmic power upgrades for the miraculouses but nope it’s just mayura and just a sentimonster

Almost done.

Fuuuuuck it reset my location because I touched ground. The Great Carl is surely disappointed in me.

Hello let us fight

Oh man this is a great camera angle! [the camera is behind some silk]

Um what the fuck happened there? Did I sink into the garage and just couldn’t hit the servant of the Great Carl?

What the fuck that’s not where we just were! [sign behind Ladybug says Rivoli] Ravioli!

That’s not a sphinx!

It’s not a sphinx!

Aha you missed where are those lights coming from??

Uuuuuugh now I have to do a whole other cycle

It’s already halfway dead! How is it perfection?

Uuuugh fuck off with this shit!

[it’s coming back!] it never left!

Is it only vulnerable in that one spot??

This is so stupid. This is so stupid. Despair powder? That’s it’s power?

There��s no point in this cutscene if it doesn’t result in the choice of a player

When? What? How did he get those photos?

Oh we’re fighting Hawkmoth!

Oh that was the final boss

What is that thing supposed to do?

Even if he dies he’ll just get miraculous ladybugged back to life

[the butterfly purification animation plays to purify the feather] UM

AND THAT’S THE END? There’s no ending cutscene? No end credits theme??

There’s gotta be an epilogue or something

This game would’ve been better called Hawkmoth’s Evolution or Life of a Moth or something. Not Rise of the Sphinx.

Let’s just talk to Alya and end this shit

They had the opportunity to create an entire new set of lore and they just made it sentimonster bullshit

KAGAMI save this game please

Why am I drawing this ame out even further

Is this gonna be some bullshit about the strength of the human experience

Actually Hawkmoth didn’t have an akuma active when Ladybug gave into despair, so he could have just akumatized her then

KAGAMI

Nooo you only have three opportunities to be her friend

God Luka’s gonna turn this into some stupid music thing

Wait but they did that. But they JUST did that.

KAGAMI where are you why are there so few opportunities to talk to you

That’s just not Chloe. That’s just not how she acts at all. She’s a hero worshipper at her core.

Well that’s the game I think

Was it worth it

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olympianrol · 2 years

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¿Actores porno satanizados? Abro debate de lo que fue mi corta experiencia en el foro The Fallen Angels. Daré un poco mucho de contexto antes de llegar al punto del debate. Encontré el foro en la publicidad que realizan en este mismo tumblr, con una racha de vida de 6 meses, poca actividad, pocas exigencias para la calidad del rol, podía ser un buen espacio para retomar con tranquilidad el ritmo del rol que he perdido. Terminé mi ficha, la cuál tuvo correcciones:

i.imgur.com/0FA2dYR.png Estos son los errores que macaron en mi ficha, y al ver que no tenían intención de rectificar sobre sus mismos errores en el lore, es que procedí a responderles pues no hicieron más que generarme más dudas.

i.imgur.com/vDIQJ0T.png - i.imgur.com/Cb0Z1TA.png - i.imgur.com/PD6JIgw.png Marcaron mi ficha con errores, siendo que estos son vacíos en el lore incongruente que están proponiendo y nunca se detuvieron a pensar en lo ilógico de su propio planteamiento, aunque se trate de un foro de fantasía debe funcionar con coherencia. Si están corrigiendo la ficha, es para aclarar esos puntos, yo vengo con dudas pues su ambientación no es precisa, en ningún momento me negué a realizar cambios en la ficha, únicamente pedí una explicación para saber cual era el material correcto para trabajar y elaborar la historia y trama, pues el que ellos entregan en los espacios informativos, está incompleto o carece de dicha información.

i.imgur.com/endSWw4.png Pero entonces, vi que no cumplirían con su norma de respeto y buena convivencia, este Admin se cerró a cualquier dialogo para dar a entender de mejor manera como funciona el lore del foro en relación a las dudas que este me ha generado. Sin embargo, como si no fuera poco, también se me ha negado la posibilidad de utilizar a la actriz Angela White como PB, por tratarse de una actriz en la industria pornográfica. Como he indicado al principio de la entrada (i.imgur.com/XWe30OY.png) estas son todas las imágenes referenciales del personaje que utilicé en el foro, y aquí es donde pregunto: ¿De qué manera ese pack de gráficos se diferencia entre una actriz “regular” o una actriz porno? Aún ahora, me pregunto qué es eso tan inaceptable que vieron en ese pack para que me negaran la representación de ese PB. ¿Se ve acaso sugerente? ¿Pero en comparación a qué? Pues como indiqué en el MP, en el mismo foro hay otros avatares de personajes que pueden ser más sugerentes de lo que yo hice con el pack gráfico:

i.imgur.com/PsoJK3o.png i.imgur.com/nxZl6tC.png ¿Con qué se mide la sugerencia o el recato en los gráficos para ser aceptados o rechazados? ¿Desnudes, lencería, o el simple hecho de que la actriz se dedique a la pornografía? ¿La vida personal de los referentes que se utilizan de PB influye en cualquier aspecto o relación con los foros? (pues repito; las normas del foro no indicaban hasta el momento en que yo lo hice y las editaron, que no se pudieran utilizar actores porno para representar a los personajes) ¿Ustedes hubieran permitido el uso de esas imágenes para su foro? ¿Han visto packs gráficos más “escandalosos” en cualquier foro siendo que el PB no se dedica a la pornografía? En este punto, creo que la administración de The Fallen Angels tuvo motivos personales para prohibir que usara ese PB, lo cual es sino todavía más gracioso pues en su misma ambientación, la prostitución y entretenimiento nocturno para mayores de edad forma parte de los rangos y grupos disponibles para ser roleados, supongo que es otra de las varias incongruencias de su lore que se niegan a reconocer y se incomodan si les son señaladas, o se les piden que aclaren. Si leyeron hasta el final, gracias. Me gustaría leer sus opiniones sobre este asunto, siempre y cuando mantengan el respeto y madurez en la medida de lo posible. __________________ No voy a comentar sobre los errores de la ficha con respecto a la historia porque ni me leí la ambientación del foro, ni me interesa hacerlo. Lo primero que recalco es que me parece fatal la señalización de otros usuarios para demostrar un punto, tanto en el foro como las capturas que nos envías. Al menos, públicamente. Para defender un punto de vista no hace falta hundir a un compañero y si realmente creías que era necesario recalcar la comparativa, en mi opinión, debería hacerse por privado con el staff. Con respecto a la normativa de actores porno, la verdad no lo sé. Creo que es decisión de cada staff aceptarlos o no, y puede que hasta que no se dio la ocasión no tuvieron que pensar y debatir al respecto, suele pasar. Al llegar tú salió la situación y decidieron prohibir esos pbs, por lo tanto, la norma sería nueva, no veo nada extraño ahí. Te recuerdo que los foros pertenecen al grupo administrativo que lo trabajó y abrió, y los usuarios que ingresan a este lo deben hacer respetando las normativas establecidas o que vendrán mediante desarrollo. Si no te gusta, hay muchos otros foros a los que ir. Sinceramente, todo tu submit me parece un berrinche. Y no tengo ni idea de si ese grupo administrativo es bueno o deja que desear, respondo en base a lo que has enviado y la sensación que me deja. Artemisa

#opinión #submission

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