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[justarandomgirly]

Magnus: You can stay.

Alec: Cool.

Magnus: But your clothes must go.

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[pommegranatea]

isabelle: i sleep with a knife under my pillow

jace: pf, weak. i sleep with a sword under mine

alec: you're both losing this game

jace: yeah? and what do you sleep with?

alec: the high warlock of brooklyn

i don't know if anyone has done that yet, but i had to anyway. the urge was too strong

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[toescapetherealityoflife]

Izzy: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Alec: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Magnus walks in*

Alec: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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[zo1nkss]

Alec: YOU DIRTY BITCH! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY PEONIES!

Any of Magnus's exes: YOU SILLY QUEEN, THEY'RE NOT EVEN PEONIES! THEY'RE MARIGOLDS!

Magnus: My God, she's right! They are Marigolds!

Alec: I may not know my flowers. But I know a B I T C H WHEN I SEE ONE!

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[aficionadoenthusiast]

alec: i just, i hate this so much! i mean, every time i go pick magnus up at the airport, it’s so great. but at the same time, i’m thinking, 'well, i’m gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping him off.'

izzy: so what are you going to do?

alec: nothing! there’s nothing to do! i mean, he lives there, i live here. i mean, he’d have to move here. he should move here!

jace: what??

alec: i could ask him to live with me!

izzy: are you serious?

alec: i mean why not?!

jace: because you’ve only known him for six weeks! okay, i’ve got a carton of milk in my fridge i've had a longer relationship with!

alec: look guys, when i'm with him it’s like he brings this great side out of me. i love him, y’know?

jace: and I love the milk! but i’m not gonna ask some warlock to move in with me!

izzy:

alec:

jace:

jace: izzy, you say things now.

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[overheardinidris]

Magnus: I want to wake up next to you every day for the rest of our lives.

Alec: I wake up at 4:30 am.

Magnus: …

Magnus: I want to see you every day for the rest of our lives.

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[dayque]

Alec: Okay, the kids' snack is in the refrigerator, their schedules are written here, they can watch TV but don't leave them unattended for too long and for no, but NO, reason do you let them take a nap. If they sleep their sleep cycle will be a disaster later.

Jace: Bro, relax, everything's going to be okay.

*Magnus in the other room*

Magnus: Okay. Let's go over it.

Rafael: Lunch at 1, snack at 3:30 and dinner when you return. Not eating anything Uncle Jace cooks, not leaving the house to hunt demons even if he says it's safe, and we can't play jumping on the furniture or walls either. We can't do dangerous spells that involve...

Max: I know! I know!

Rafael: But I'm saying it!

Magnus: Let him say one part, go ahead Blueberry.

Max: I can't do spells that involve: fire, breaking things even if they are small, summoning animals that do tsss, or psss, or ksss *putting hands in the shape of little claws*, levitating or summoning demons.

Rafael: We also can't listen to Uncle Jace if he has a new idea about a spell we've never done before.

Magnus: Very good! I am so proud of my little sweets, and what do we do if there is an emergency and daddy or Bapa can't come help?

Both: Call Aunty Catarina and Aunty Clary to save Uncle Jace.

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[the-mortal-incorrects]

Magnus, dramatically flopping onto Alec’s lap: Baby, tell me I’m pretty. Alec, smiling lovingly: You’re pretty fucking annoying is what you are.

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[cityofdownwardspirals]

*after Malec break-up*

Jace: Hey, I am going to the store, do you want anything?

Alec, in tears: Magnus...

Jace, turning his pockets inside out: Dude, I have like... 5 dollars.

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[sky-neverending]

Alec in that one scene: “Don’t flirt with me”

Magnus: so you have chosen death? *proceeds to flirt*

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[fics-and-quotes-andthelike]

Alec Lightwood: You know, sometimes I really think I can be too straight.

Magnus Bane: (covered in bi merch and sipping an iced coffee) How unfortunate for you.

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[justarandomgirly]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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[peupeugunn]

magnus, holding up a snake: found this baby outside! what do we name him?

jace: what the fUCK—

alec: william snakespeare.

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[toescapetherealityoflife]

Alec: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Magnus: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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[fluffyballme]

so here’s my take on this meme but main couples in TMI

jace and clary

magnus and alec

simon and izzy

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[rosey-blog06]

I decided to muck around on the Incorrect Quotes Generator, and Here's what came out (Shadowhunter version)

(Website Link) Simon: What’s up guys? I’m back. Jace: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Simon: Death is a social construct. Magnus: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Alec: Oh, I’m always running Alec: The question is from what Clary: Jace and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Simon: *Sighing* What did Jace do? Clary: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Jace: Who wants a steering wheel? *The squad right before Alec's wedding* Magnus: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Issy: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Clary: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Simon: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Jace, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE Clary: Can you keep a secret? Alec: Do you know anything about my life? Clary: No I do not. Good point. Alec: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Magnus: Oh, you’ve been? Alec: Once. In Monopoly. Jace: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Alec? Alec: … No. Issy: I do! Jace: I know, Issy. Issy: I’m sad! Jace: I know, Issy. Simon: You saved me. I owe you my life. Raphael: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed. Clary: Alec isn’t answering their phone Magnus: I’ll call Simon: Clary and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Alec: Hello? I had to change the names around for them to make sense so many times lmao

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